#just some silly thoughts

[antoirisk]

Imagine the Floozies throwing a party, and at some point—much to Jean’s horror—they decide it’s a great idea to do karaoke. Jean spends the whole time with his signature disgusted face, making creatively offensive remarks the way only he knows how, but secretly feeling all warm inside every time he manages to make his friends laugh.

Things are going fine until Jeremy and Cat decide to perform 'Baby One More Time' by Britney Spears. Their performance is simply ridiculous, and both their vocal abilities are atrocious —especially Jeremy’s, who might honestly be the worst singer in the entire group.

Still, Jean gets completely pulled in by Jeremy’s glowing smile and his uncontrollable laughter at Catalina’s dramatic moves toward Laila. He doesn’t miss a single move from his Captain—it's mesmerizing to watch him with sparkling eyes and a slight blush on his cheeks.

Then, suddenly, Jeremy catches his eye and—like some kind of divine punishment—his sunny smile grows even wider. Imitating Cat, Jeremy points at him and winks, singing directly to him: ‘When I’m not with you, I lose my mind.’ Jean wants to keep up his unimpressed face (his disgusted expression long gone), but he knows he's failing miserably when he feels his face burning up almost immediately.

He completely ignores Cody’s comment about how—for once—he’s not being particularly rude with his remarks, and just bites his bottom lip, trying to hide the tiny smile forming when he hears the sound of Jeremy bursting into laughter.

[thatoneneuvichiliauthor]

You know that grandshow mage Viktor put on when he rescued Jayce and his mother so that he would take an interest in magic? Well, can we all agree baby Jayce 100% tried to reproduce those moves from memory later on because he was just so amazed, and that it must have been the most adorable thing ever?

Also imagine if once Jayce got comfortable around Viktor, he reenacted the whole encounter to him, choreography and all, in case it could somehow help with their research, and Viktor mentally chuckled at the silliness of it all, only to realize years later "Ah. So I'm the one who showed him that."

[feistyvirghoe]

i keep seeing the same shit on tarotblr w some readers just being so negative about love in general

i’m currently single and just doing what i can right now for myself but i still hold a little bit of hope for new healthy love to come in…(even when it’s hard to believe for myself…i still try and that little bit of trying is okay…even in these difficult and draining times of my life right now)

but some ppl are just so….ignorant towards it…it puts a bad taste in my mouth and it’s very odd to see…but idk i could be wrong idk lol

am i going insane? like what the fuck is wrong w just wanting a healthy partnership w someone….that doesn’t mean you’re fucking desperate, especially if you’re just curious but whatever bro /: :(

instead of berating people and making others feel fucking disgusted with themselves…add uplifting readings to ur content…there’s nothing wrong with a healing love reading with self…encouraging your clients and people who come across your readings with genuine compassionate words…or have people just been losing sympathy, it’s one thing to be empathetic but most people don’t even know how to hold space for someone else…there’s nothing wrong w sympathizing and bringing more comforting readings to your blog (and no i don’t mean coddling or false promises, im talking about relaying your messages in a way that doesn’t make u sound like a damn spiritual narc…and i know im not perfect w my readings either…its just an observation from sooooo many different people on soooo many different platforms)

does anyone else see this shit…i genuinely don’t like noticing this but it’s hard to ignore…

just be kinder…that’s not a sin or something ppl should have to earn from anyone…kindness costs you NOTHING! this is why ill always say i love you in some of my pacs (even outside of this…i love you <3) …who cares if i dont fucking know you…there’s at least one person out there that needs to hear it. that they are loved….im so sick of these soulless readers only profiting off of other people’s pain…other people’s desperation…it shouldn’t be like that :( this is a real energy exchange…you have someone reading your content…your work, and they find genuine comfort in that…and honestly i appreciate everyone who’s ever given me the time of day w my readings…even if i may be inconsistent…i do it out of love (all my readings) …id offer paid readings but im just not in the place to (i even doubt myself…and that’s okay…ITS NOT DEMONIC NOR A SIN! stop scaring people with those harsh words…its fuckin weird)

i will still try to show up for you…and me….so i love you <3 and you deserve to be loved, it’s okay to have loving familial relationships, loving romantic relationships, loving friendships… stop shrinking and downplaying it…you are allowed to be loved and give love…WE NEED MORE OF IT IN THIS SICK N TWISTED WORLD!

[lowlights]

Three things on each Pedro boy's nightstand (excluding weapons):

Marcus Moreno - photo of Missy, chapstick, fancy Heroics alarm clock

Ezra - paper and pen to write down weird dreams, crystal from a far away planet, sunrise lamp

Javi G - remote that opens the blinds, stack of books, $200 candle

Javi P - ashtray, well-worn book, last night's whiskey

Pero (modern) - massage gun, lube, altoids

Jack - engraved watch that was a gift from you, sleep mask, framed picture of childhood home

Marcus Pike - daily multivitamins, tv remote, FBI water bottle

Dave - family photo, glasses, trinket dish for wedding ring

Din - fan, helmet, cool rock that grogu handed him

Joel - painkillers, watch, reading glasses

Dieter - bottles of expensive water, fidget toy, pipe

Max Lord - clock radio, reading lamp, excedrin

[biteofcherry]

I'm going on a trip to the mountains soon, which of course made me think of babes going with you on a hike.

Steve - is excited and prepared, has studied maps of all the trails, makes sure your backpacks are full of necessary stuff and will hold your hand the whole hike

Ari - starts the morning so lazy and slow you have to cut your hikes shorter, but he's a positive, happy companion who packed lots of chocolate

Curtis - goes wherever you want, kinda scares off some of the other hikers with his glower, his favorite part is stopping at mountain hostel for a hot, hearty meal

Andy - no high peaks with him (but he makes up for it with giving you other peaks), but a long easy trail is more than fine, many stops to take pictures

Bucky - is moderately excited, prefers less frequented trails, prepared all the snacks and asks you three times if you have spare pair of warm socks;

Jake - definitely prepared, but a bit chaotic on the trail, mostly excited about the animals you get to see, also invents a game of "what shape is this mountain" (it's always boob shape)

Lloyd - teases you that you can barely keep up with his long strides, but always helps you over some steeper terrain (usually by gripping your butt), has all the sharp alpine equipment even though you're not rock climbing

Ransom - NOPE 🤣

[michmay]

So, I was rewatching ep 5 of s1 and suddenly I caught myself imagining one scene (which is absolutely impossible and there's no reason for it to happen): Crowley going through some of the Heaven's records for whatever reason and seeing the one where Aziraphale is made to prepare for the Armageddon, but instead he states: "I have NO intention of fighting in any war!"

I believe that Crowley is a faithful pacifist (both of them are). And he would LOVE seeing that scene. (I'm sure that he'd also enjoy seeing how Aziraphale decides that he could possess a body and disobeys Heavens, going straight back to earth; the demon would just be like: "Oh look at that, that's my husband!!")

[maxzinn]

…i suddenly thought about aventurine and how much he’ll fit the kaichou wa maid-sama trope.

reader who is like misaki who hates men and aventurine who’s like usui who annoys reader and is constantly bothering them just for the lols and cuz he thinks reader looks so cute when they’re mad at him. he’ll go to their office everyday just to annoy them and now the other ipc workers thinks they’re dating lol.

[star-trekster]

I know the scene in Star Trek: Insurrection where Data, Picard, and Worf sing "A British Tar" is supposed to be a funny comedy moment, but I desperately need to know 1: What role was Data playing in his rehearsal and 2: what version was he rehearsing?

[lilbluebastard]

Im bored once more and sense I already did coyle let’s do gooseberry (remember these are my headcannons/opinions tell me so I don’t accidentally upset someone

Warning (a bit of coyleberry mentioned)

Phylis has a very bad sweet tooth, to candy or pastries, she loves a good sweet apple pie and some lollipops

She also loves to play with dolls either with mannequins or those lil fucked up baby dolls, having little tea parties and even forcing the ex-pops in her trials to join her and futterman

(Despite it all being in her head) she knows that deep down in his cold black heart, Dr daddy still loves his baby Phylis

She secretly has drawing of the female/male regents she has a crush on and a bunch of that creep Franco and Coyle….mostly Coyle

She also falls in love with anyone who gives her attention 💙

Phylis plays dress up and likes to try on new clothes and things,

When it comes to sleeping she’s a very quiet sleeper but mostly has nightmares of the “boring hospital” but she sleep with the very old goose puppet she had sense she was a kid, it helps her sleep sometimes

She sometimes as a side hobby makes more puppets and gives them to ex-pops and guards/reagents as gifts

Phylis is sweet heart if you listen, sometimes she’ll spare you….but that’s rare

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More headcannons for Leland Coyle (like them or not it’s alright)

Leland would get offended if you called him a pervert or a creep, hed say “he’s the law and he’s only giving you justice” when in reality his justice equals (to sex , torture, sadistic kinks and cumming on mannequins) or hed just get turned on and punish you for disrespecting him

Coyles not a romantic type….yes he’s been married but with how each of his wives ended up dead…it’s clear he’s angry about it, not to mention in prime time when seeing gooseberry he tries to make a point by saying “that’s why he killed all those wives of his” because gooseberry is her own boss and isnt submissive and obedient to him

Leland is a horrible person we all know that but he will have his moments of vulnerability (seen in the tape of teach the police officer) he cries either about his past or things he’s fines unfair so in my opinion he’s a crybaby, like him sounding hurt, almost sad when he didn’t get a gun but Franco could have one.

Coyles more into woman sometimes checking out the female grunts and big grunts, pouncers and even female reagents and he is creepy about it

And when is comes to men, despite wanting them ti bow to his every will, he’s jealous of the male big grunts/berserkers intimidating height, I believe that the smaller grunts are to scared to approach him, knowing what he can and will do, coyle is ruthless and they know that, as for the people who are in the trials (especially in kill the snitch, vindicate the guilty, tilt the scales of justice and etc) those people talk about Coyle a lot which I’m guessing there his victims broken and hurt to his liking, coyles ruthless and harsh…..some even sometimes warn you (one told me “to be careful before I get hurt or caught, something like that)

Maybe I’ll come up with more idk lol

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

I'm just enjoying here with a cup of tea and thinking how interesting it would be to write a smut fic about a dom!Camilla x Farmer

*Sip* Anyway...

[ronandhermy]

The Current Status of the Top 5 Picks from the 2015 Draft

Connor McDavid : torment nexus that has timeloop elements

Jack Eichel 🤝 3. Dylan Strome have both escaped the narrative. Eichel through winning a Cup before McDavid and reclaiming body autonomy and Strome through becoming a girl dad and being part of the Ovi narrative instead.

4. Mitch Marner : literally about to be that picture of Nichole Kidman after her divorce from Tom Cruise

5. Noah Hanifin : reunited with best boy friend Jack Eichel and doing just fine in Sin City

[rose-garden-sonas]

I don’t think I have much of a headcanon reason as to why I have BLM Ériu as the Witch of Hearts lol

It was from the way that I managed to created her glam that got me so cheesy about it, like how can I resist the idea after getting the Heartless staff from the Gold Saucer 😆

I think if anything, Ériu just sort of changes herself this way whenever she changes to Black Mage, almost like an alter ego, bringing forth a dramatic flair side of her (and I feel her sister was a big influence from it lol)

Edit: One thing to note she doesn’t actually “channel” the primal’s energy in a sense, it’s just something she does for flair bc in canon she doesn’t really have that kind of power much like Ysayle or anyone else :V

Though I did have the idea when I was getting to the one prompt that alternatively she was going to pose like Ysayle to “summon” Shiva but fails and sort felt silly (and credit from a friend that Ériu does it in a way to remember Ysayle, so in a way when she summons Ice spells, she thinks of her like she’s “channeling” her/Shiva’s power)

[avsiloeb]

Sometimes I wish I had boobs lol

I just think they would look so good with some outfits!

But like, idk if I would want them 100% of the time, haven't thought of that yet

[m34gs]

Kalim: how do you always know where I am? That’s so sweet

Idia: I installed a tracker on your phone the first time you slept over

Ortho, in the background: that’s less sweet

[uno-is-suffering]

Fontaine trailer spoilers and theory

Y'all know that ginger's goofy ass is either in it for the theatrics and ends up getting delusion backlash but deadass I don't think he's gonna get bodied.

Fontaine's all about twists, yeah? I bet it's gonna be a bait and switch if "Childe" gets executed. Like a body double. Also in terms of element, who TF would use Hydro against, oh y'know. The fucking hydro archon.

[magnhild]

i feel like there's something to be said about kids around that age when it comes to stuff like this though. especially today, i see a lot of kids aged 8-12 being exposed to and desensitised to stuff that nobody that age should have to be exposed to, especially not alone. their peers and even some adults seem to find glee in making other kids feel horror and disgust because maybe they had to deal with that too, and it's easier to push that onto someone else than it is to face it. from making them watch horror movies aimed at adults to disturbing content disguised as childrens' videos on youtube, kids seem to want to traumatise other kids. the world seems to want to traumatise kids.

but then this kid doesn't do that. they were told to watch this movie that is absolutely not for kids, probably by someone who thought it would be funny, but they didn't pass it on. instead, they went and wrote this review to warn other kids! perhaps making the recommended age a little high, but the thought is there. they list specific things that could be triggering and they encourage other kids to check with their parents first. and i think there's something nice about that desire to look out for your fellow kids instead of trying to traumatise them the same way you were.

i need everyone to read my all time favorite letterboxd review