#just so we all know

[trashogram]

How did Viv spoil Asmodeus x Fitzzarolli? 😱 spoil me please

This is a Your Mileage May Vary kinda thing, but Viv introduced the pair as confident showmen that liked to give shit to people they looked down on — Moxxie when he tried to sing a love song at a show in the Lust Ring and Stolas on a date with an imp, to be specific — and were relentless about how love was for losers. At the same time, there were obvious hints to the two having romantic feelings for each other, pinning them as total hypocrites.

It was amusing in a dark yet silly way. Pure fun. And then Viv saw how popular the ship was and decided to expand on them in the only way she knows how: make one of them a total woobie being abused and the other an overprotective supporter. She turned Fizzarolli into an insecure, panicky mess and Asmodeus is all about Fizz’s welfare and has no weight to his title or character anymore. He’s gung-ho about Stolas and Blitzø as well, which — ew.

Viv does this all the time. And it’s so wasteful. I wish I could say that the characters/ships she doesn’t care about were safe from such derailment but looking at Striker, this clearly isn’t the case.

[denimshortsdean]

custom 2011-era bad valentines? From me? To my valentine's exchange server?? It's more likely than you think!

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone who had to see mpreg misha collins on their dash today <3

[hellwurld]

if-then statements

It’s almost like he’s done this before. And to an amnesiac who can’t remember where he lived before the island, let alone his old relationships or family members, this is something curious. It’s something to research. The data already collected is that it’s supposed to be hard to be a new parent, that people that already had kids are usually slightly more accustomed to raising kids, slightly better, and that Tubbo is better at this than other new parents, and he is more accustomed to it. If Tubbo is able to raise children easily, and if that sort of ease is dedicated only to second-time parents, then Tubbo... Well. Then Tubbo has some fucking research to be doing, and then Past-Tubbo has some goddamn explaining to be doing.

local nineteen year old amnesiac figures out that he might be an absent father through weird memory dream and tracks down even more absent estranged husband to help figure it out. more at eight.

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

I wonder how close to someone problematic you have to be for Tumblr to cancel you, like the degrees of Kevin Bacon. Is it bad for me to follow someone whose grandma is a white supremacist? Am I allowed to be mutuals with someone that has a sexist dog?

[ahpuchs]

B.oys spoilers as far as verse plot goes:

Angel/Ah Puch is a Starlighter, one of the Boys, and firmly against this marshal law shit. He is angry enough, dumb enough, and dangerous enough to challenge whatever comes his way.

He will leave a path of bodies in his wake.

[sister-lucifer]

How do you feel about fat trans people? /ij

i love fat trans people!!!!

except that one

[anothermonikan]

Literally having the time of my life rn BTW, oh my gosh

[thedarklinglovearchived]

Oh, he's had it. The constant attacks. The attempts on him because what he is. It was sickening.

He wanted it to stop....

Perhaps it was his own fault, not speaking up about what happened. But he's already caused enough. Too much suffering.

He wanted to speak up, he really did. But did he deserve to? After everything he has done?

Should he feel pain? Cause he felt pain.

Should he be angry? Cause he was angry.

..............Should he be allowed to cry? Cause he wanted to cry.

-I want to cry I want to cry I want to cry I want to cry I want to cry I want to cry leT ME CRY FATHER-

A scream escaped him that ended in a roar.

Then, nothing. He was done being seen as emotional and weak.

No more.

With a shaky breath, he stood. Expression...empty.

Something is different about Eclipse now...

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[albinogel]

[dudedidujust]

The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind

Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal,  the real Light of Mankind.

It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.

[seren-dipitous-art]

I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

[pigswithwings]

above all else a trans woman is a person. above all else a trans women is a woman who goes to the same grocery store as you and buys fruits in the same grocery cart as you and goes home and eats her dinner the same as you. above all else a trans woman is a woman who dresses like you do and talks the same way you do. above all else a trans woman is a woman who wants to be cared about the same way you want to be cared about and a trans woman is a woman who makes friends the same way you make friends. above all else you should care about trans women because they are people. treat her as such.

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.