#just so we all know

[trashogram]

How did Viv spoil Asmodeus x Fitzzarolli? 😱 spoil me please

This is a Your Mileage May Vary kinda thing, but Viv introduced the pair as confident showmen that liked to give shit to people they looked down on — Moxxie when he tried to sing a love song at a show in the Lust Ring and Stolas on a date with an imp, to be specific — and were relentless about how love was for losers. At the same time, there were obvious hints to the two having romantic feelings for each other, pinning them as total hypocrites.

It was amusing in a dark yet silly way. Pure fun. And then Viv saw how popular the ship was and decided to expand on them in the only way she knows how: make one of them a total woobie being abused and the other an overprotective supporter. She turned Fizzarolli into an insecure, panicky mess and Asmodeus is all about Fizz’s welfare and has no weight to his title or character anymore. He’s gung-ho about Stolas and Blitzø as well, which — ew.

Viv does this all the time. And it’s so wasteful. I wish I could say that the characters/ships she doesn’t care about were safe from such derailment but looking at Striker, this clearly isn’t the case.

[denimshortsdean]

custom 2011-era bad valentines? From me? To my valentine's exchange server?? It's more likely than you think!

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone who had to see mpreg misha collins on their dash today <3

[hellwurld]

if-then statements

It’s almost like he’s done this before. And to an amnesiac who can’t remember where he lived before the island, let alone his old relationships or family members, this is something curious. It’s something to research. The data already collected is that it’s supposed to be hard to be a new parent, that people that already had kids are usually slightly more accustomed to raising kids, slightly better, and that Tubbo is better at this than other new parents, and he is more accustomed to it. If Tubbo is able to raise children easily, and if that sort of ease is dedicated only to second-time parents, then Tubbo... Well. Then Tubbo has some fucking research to be doing, and then Past-Tubbo has some goddamn explaining to be doing.

local nineteen year old amnesiac figures out that he might be an absent father through weird memory dream and tracks down even more absent estranged husband to help figure it out. more at eight.

[ahpuchs]

B.oys spoilers as far as verse plot goes:

Angel/Ah Puch is a Starlighter, one of the Boys, and firmly against this marshal law shit. He is angry enough, dumb enough, and dangerous enough to challenge whatever comes his way.

He will leave a path of bodies in his wake.

[sister-lucifer]

How do you feel about fat trans people? /ij

i love fat trans people!!!!

except that one

[anothermonikan]

Literally having the time of my life rn BTW, oh my gosh

[thedarklinglovearchived]

Oh, he's had it. The constant attacks. The attempts on him because what he is. It was sickening.

He wanted it to stop....

Perhaps it was his own fault, not speaking up about what happened. But he's already caused enough. Too much suffering.

He wanted to speak up, he really did. But did he deserve to? After everything he has done?

Should he feel pain? Cause he felt pain.

Should he be angry? Cause he was angry.

..............Should he be allowed to cry? Cause he wanted to cry.

-I want to cry I want to cry I want to cry I want to cry I want to cry I want to cry leT ME CRY FATHER-

A scream escaped him that ended in a roar.

Then, nothing. He was done being seen as emotional and weak.

No more.

With a shaky breath, he stood. Expression...empty.

Something is different about Eclipse now...

[unproduciblesmackdown]

also to pass along my fresh knowledge, the other day i mentioned never having been aware of anyone having any full records of a christmas extravaganza, but while digging around last night i discovered a trader who listed a performance of the 2019 12th / Twelfth annual show under Concerts they had (which was a separate category from Audio or Video so i hardly know which) naturally ft. show antagonist wrole cyril von miserthorpe....Of Interest but also it’s like okay that whole world of buying & trading is just not in reach so can’t get that excited. unlike being me at 5am and finding this slideshow of only just over a dozen pics and discovering one features will roland uncle peenie sexy backup dancer man before me. feeling god in this delaware ruby tuesdays tonight. belly button puppet show puppeteer wrole also coming out of nowhere when you know you aren’t guaranteed Any appearances, much less particularly vivacious and/or sensual ones, and i will gladly relish endless [more uncle peenie christmas around the world sequence] videos anytime

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[seren-dipitous-art]

I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

[pigswithwings]

above all else a trans woman is a person. above all else a trans women is a woman who goes to the same grocery store as you and buys fruits in the same grocery cart as you and goes home and eats her dinner the same as you. above all else a trans woman is a woman who dresses like you do and talks the same way you do. above all else a trans woman is a woman who wants to be cared about the same way you want to be cared about and a trans woman is a woman who makes friends the same way you make friends. above all else you should care about trans women because they are people. treat her as such.

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[chloesimaginationthings]

I can’t wait to see mangle in the FNAF 2 movie,,