#just reddit things 🤪

[georgiapeach30513]

Hey Peach ☺️

Mrs. Pasta checking in. ❤️

I hope you and your family are doing well. Your previous words about the holidays last year being a tough time for you made me sad, and I hope you know despite me being a random person on the internet, I wish you the best and think you and your followers are awesome people. And Shellie who made art for me! 😘

Anyways, I hear your anons like some shade 🤪

I see PR is PRing this week!!! IYKYK

And for those of you whom think I’m overthinking and just saying things, well I get paid to overthink. It is literally my job. 🤭

Word to the wise: PR isn’t only just what’s the most obvious. This goes for social media, stunts, scripted shows, public appearances, and pap walks.

No, the kind of PR that’s truly based? I like to call it organic manipulation. So good you don’t even realize you’re being duped. And BTW? Was Mrs Ryan Reynolds faking her shock when her husband made light of her recent SH debacle?

We’ll see, that’s the thing. People on Reddit all day now saying she didn’t, she’s not that good of an actress. Some say she’s in on it. Even if she did come out and say she was in on it haha good joke, how do we know that wasn’t scripted as well? See what I mean?

That’s how they getcha every time. All about the engagement. Though most people are tired of these two and their games by now. But hate watching is still a thing. Watching to find out how it ends is also a thing. And at the end of the day, that’s all that matters.

Have a great week! 😘😘😘

Mrs. Pasta! I love when you drop by 🥰

Me and my family are doing well, despite a few that had strep 😑 and despite you being a random person on the internet, I do feel the love and warmth from you. And I think I have some great followers and internet besties 🤗🤗

This week 🤭 it’s been an interesting past few days to say the least 🫠 it seems that 2025 is shaping up to be the year of obviousness. For those who choose not to have their head in the sand. Celebrities will stunt, and they will be shameless. I think fans have become a lot smarter now than in the past. But the GP doesn’t always see everything fans do, huh?

Organic manipulation is an interesting term 🤔 I like it. Maybe not the action. But again for the GP it will mostly go unnoticed. They’re not looking quite so much, don’t care, and easily forget. The Mr. And Mrs. Of tone deafness 😬 they probably should have stayed at home. That lacked awareness and humor.

Blake isn’t a great actress, but maybe in times of desperate need she could be? Hmm.

People are definitely hate watching these two. I think sometimes people get glee out of others downfall. Or maybe people just didn’t like them as much as their egoic brains though. Alas, he’s a rich white man and he’ll be okay. Not sure his wife will fair as well.

I hope you have an amazing week as well 😘

[girlonthemoon81]

I am honestly very tired of Black women and their extreme toddler grip on femininity and how badly they want to be a part of it to the point where they are rebranding it with oppressive and degrading aesthetics such as “Black femininity” to “prove” a point to white people/non-Black people that we can be true women as well. We can cook, clean, be physically beautiful, and play into the cult of domesticity ideology of true womanhood like, “Don’t count us out 🤪.” But I am especially tired of Black femmes and how they navigate this topic. Black femmes’ fear of being seen as anything but divine and feminine is rooted in fascist, eugenic, and race science ideologies that idealize obedience, beauty, and reproductive control. This desire to appear soft, desirable, and nurturing mirrors the violent archetypes historically used to exclude and pathologize Black women as biologically unfit. Uncritical femme performance becomes less a form of resistance and more a reenactment of the very structures designed to erase us (see Ar’n’t I a Woman? for historical context). To make this post short, I will use two posts as a reference for social critique on gender and social caste politics. Let’s start with this post I saw on here. It was alienating and dehumanizing, especially in how it completely erased Black “masculine” lesbians (and no, I don’t believe in man-made constructs like femininity and masculinity). The fixation on being seen as the more feminine partner in interracial dynamics is not revolutionary. It proves what I’ve long hypothesized about, how Black femme lesbians won’t let go of femininity because they need to be “the woman” in the relationship, even if it means replicating the same gender hierarchies they claim to resist. I wrote about this before and how this manifests in the butch/femme dynamic: "The femme desires what the butch rejects, but only as long as that rejection never threatens her position." When Black femmes are misgendered or masculinized, their anger usually stems from not being seen as divine, soft, and desirable, not from any real critique of gender violence. I understand why femmes (especially Black femmes) perform femininity, because we're socialized to believe it grants us love, safety, and class mobility, but materially it functions as a tool of gendered labor extraction and symbolic violence, offering nothing but exploitation and posts like the one above. There was a Reddit post I came across a while ago that discussed the same exact thing, but with much worse terminology. The ending paragraph was diabolical:  

“I'm so tired of Black femmes being forced into this masculine role that we didn’t choose, and that doesn’t align with all of us. We have beautiful studs that are perfect examples of Black lesbian masculinity. We have gorgeous Black mascs who are perfect examples of Black sapphic masculinity. But not every Black WLW is a stud or masc, and we shouldn’t have to be. Black women can be just as feminine, soft, and vulnerable as our white counterparts. I wish, as a community, we would start to recognize that.” 

There’s a deep contradiction in how femininity gets defended here. This quote: “I’m so tired of Black femmes being forced into this masculine role that we didn’t choose…” exposes the investment in gender roles as private property. The poster isn't critiquing coercive gender performance; they’re arguing for the right to inhabit femininity on their own terms, as if opting into the gendered labor caste makes it any less exploitative. Framing studs and mascs as the “proper” vessels for Black sapphic masculinity reinforces the idea that gender deviance must be neatly categorized, aestheticized, and kept at a distance from femmes, who are still aspiring toward legibility under the patriarchal reign. The entire logic is steeped in gender essentialism, reactionary identity politics, and the racialized division of gendered labor: masculine-presenting lesbians exist so femmes can remain the symbolic “woman,” clean, soft, and desirable. It’s not about being “forced” into masculinity; it’s about protecting femininity as a political commodity. Why should I desire access to a role designed to discipline me? These posts get tagged as misogynoir, but from a materialist feminist lens, they just repackage the cult of domesticity and uphold the gender caste system. I don’t relate, and I don’t believe in “woman” as anything but a social role designed to exploit. 

[satinoflowers]

Hey! What are your thoughts on Satin being a Reach lord’s bastard? I think GRRM kinda left it open for himself, but there’s seeds of being a lord’s son for sure. Or do you have other theories?

Thank you so much for the ask!! <333

Textually theres a decent amount of suggestion to me that satin is a lord's son. He uses the formally educated "my lord" instead of the common "m'lord" when addressing jon, which rly stands out to me as grrm seems to be consistent with this. Satin is a crackshot with a crossbow despite minimal training, and i like the reddit user muflonlesli's point about tyrion's line about "i never thought to feed the fire, that had always been a servant's task" in regards to satin not being as diligent with lighting jon's. That one always stuck with me because as fanficable that that character trait is within satin, in the context of the chapter it does seem a strange bit of coloring to add. Satin is proved diligent, so by pointing out his negligence in that aspect i think grrm is purposefully and specifically hilighting it.

One of my favorite hints to him having the surname flowers (which is an incredible reach and is so so sodelusional of me. I mean seriously take this with a pound of salt) is the line from acok, dany iv where she has the vision with the "sweet-scented blue flower growing from a chink in a wall of ice"... hear me out, instead of having blue roses be represntative of lyanna, think of them as being a symbol of love within lyanna's line. If r+l=j and satin SPECIFICALLY has a line about the "sweet-scented oil" being registered by jon in the godswood on an icy day,, satin is the sweet smelling blue FLOWER (bastard surname in the reach) and jon is courting him just as rhaegar courted lyanna. And if u think about it. Jon does need a nyssa nyssa so like how far of a reach would it be to say that by comparing jon+rhaegar and their need for a cute person to fulfill a prophecy,, u get sweet smelling satin flowers???🤪🤪🤪

Realistically i dont think theres much of anything to be gained by having him be a lord's bastard, though. It serves as explanation for his mannerisms and character traits for sure (theres also the littlefinger's spy theory but again i dont see the need for him to have one that far from kl and having nothing to do w the current events in his story. Maybe he is a jonsa stan idk) but... the only addition would be to his role within the story on a meta level, if grrm is hinting at a parallel between satinjon and another pairing of characters, which is rife with opportunity for sure.

One more thing to add would be that since empathizing with and aiding those in marginalized groups/ different walks of life from jon's own is so vital within his story (including satin being a prostitute), having satin be a fellow bastard in a much worse position than jon would be a decent addition. Does that set jon up for empathizing with those whose bastard-ry leaves them in positions in which they must make (in jons judgement) immoral choices? In satins case, prostitution, but in aegon vi blackfyre's case? If satin is as important to jons story as i hope he'll be, then a conversation/ philosophic monologue in a jon pov about discrimination being different across class division with those two could be poignant in regards to jons development and future actions.

[my-my-my]

maybe this is a meta mask but why do you think aizen chose loly and melony as his aides? their combat value was incredibly low despite their seeming "closeness" with aizen.

I saw a Reddit post with a similar question a while back. I left a comment on that post, but here's a more extended version of my thoughts:

Aizen was humouring them. It would be too easy for Aizen to kill them (and remember, he loves a good challenge 🤪)

They were self-proclaimed aides. It was either Mila Rose or Appacci that said it (can't remember atm), but one of them said that Loly & Menoly gave themselves those titles, not Aizen.

Loly and Menoly weren’t close at all to Aizen - they were just fan girls at the end of the day who got to be near their idol/crush. It’s why they had such contempt and loathing towards Orihime because they perceived her as a threat to their bond with him (when really there was no bond).

Also most of the arrancar as a whole "respected" Aizen because he was so much stronger than them, so it's really a combination of that with some projection from Loly and Menoly that they feel "worthy" to be with him. In reality, it's just Aizen having better things to do with his time rather than killing them. I'm also of the belief that Aizen doesn't kill willy-nilly lol, but that's another topic for another day.

[theageofsims]

Thank you @simohgi for tagging me... this'll probably be the most boring thing anyone reads today, lmao! 👀😂

Last song: "Bitter End" - Young & Sick

Favorite Color: maroon, purple, gray, and orange (these days)

Currently Watching: "1923" and by currently... I stopped somewhere in 2023, which was when I started and I have told myself I 'must' finish the last 4 episodes... and I haven't, but I need to, because it's currently in its second season and *SPOILER* I just left my man Jacob there like bleeding out on the kitchen table 😮😧... He made it to season 2, I know this, but still. 😂 Not a place to leave him!!!! *END SPOILER*

Last movie: Oh that's an easy one... Captain America: Brave New World

Currently Reading: Nothing, really. More so re-reading a fanfiction I'm working on that takes place in the 1950s/1960s so I have to make sure that I am mentioning things that actually existed then and also using words/dialogue in a different kind of way so it doesn't come across "modern"... if that makes sense... probably doesn't, but *shrugs* 🤷🏽‍♀️

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory?: Probably spicy and savory at this point in my life.

Relationship: Single as a Pringle

Current Obsession: Probably what I was obsessed with 10 or even 20 years ago? I'm one of those if I love it once, I love it forever types of people I've come to realize... lmao. I guess I'll just say things like music, The Sims, Harrison Ford acting in... anything really lmao, uh... writing fanfiction/stories, taking screencaps of my favorite characters in movies/tv shows, making gifs to post on tumblr, hanging out in Photoshop, making some Sims CC. Listen, my entire life is filled with my 'constant' instead of 'current' obsessions, I swear.

Last googled: Clement Frost / Father Winter, and other premades that end up in other people's Sims saves/games/story over on Reddit 😂 it's always wild reading those things...

Currently working on: Oh God, a million things. Really trying to figure out a new life routine for health reasons, better stress management... for health reasons, trying to not go insane...from health reasons, lmao 🤪🫠-- but on a lighter note, trying to figure out a way to square away a few (a million, really) things in my legacy save, trying to get to the end of the "Second" installment for The Age of Sims story so I can tie up loose ends (means nothing because I've been 'trying to tie up loose ends' for 3 years lmaoooo oops!!! 😆), and trying to get to writing at least up to 20 chapters of my most current Indiana Jones fan fiction (17 chapters so far...) and wondering if I should go into Photoshop and change the title image I threw together for it back when I was still at chapter 4 (but probably... not... because I like it the way it is, but time will tell!)

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I'm tagging anyone who sees this and would like to participate! No pressure!

[worldsfromhoney]

Buzzing back into town!

i think the best thing 'bout Tumblr is i can drop off the planet for two years and come back to y'all still fucking 'round like it's still '07—but then again, it's always '07 here 🤪

so, et voila, BEE is back to fuck around!

for those who liked my old intro post, i'm sure y'all can find it 'round here somewhere if you get bored enough. new comeback, new intro ✌️and tbh that peppy energy screams early 20 something who can still pretend 18 energy

it's 2025 and i'm too tired to deny everything hurts and creaks now 🧓🩼

so, let's start the program:

bio shit

they/them

i like tea but i'll go back to loving it as soon as i get my own flat

mid-20s, POC based in London

obsessed with podcasts

i can't make decisions so wheelofnames is my bfffff

in love with musicals

a goldfish can beat my short attention span

writing crap

✅spec, fantasy, magic realism, comedy, romance, modern, drama

easy pickings for me. my work defaults to these

❓historical, sci-fi, punk, crime, horror

i'm very interested in dipping into these but it takes me a hella lot of effort. i never liked research and these require a lot.

❌gore for gore's sake, non-fiction, literary

no. definitely not.

on: trigger warnings

i grant permission for you fuckers to cancel the shit out of me if i forget to put warnings on any of my works

recently, i've got into a spat with the CW department of my uni about making trigger warnings as an SOP. a short film assigned to one module almost had me go into a mental breakdown.

of course, they just sent out a departmental email containing links to bullshit research denouncing the need/effectivity of trigger warnings.

so, fuck those guys.

BEE will always add trigger warnings.

damned socials

_NOOK Repository - my blog fiction website

@ therealbee.wrtr (IG) - my lil' poetry

stingersgivemeabuzz (Reddit) - my tries at horror and sci-fi

@ bee.thewrtr (Medium) - some of my serious stuff

for shitposting

Goodreads - my vicious reviews

bee.thewrtr.bsky.social (Bluesky) - my rando thoughts

Ko-Fi - my honey jar 🪰🍯

i'm giving myself permission to cancel any of you shits who spam me or even dare to send me offensive content

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ficlet fuckery

for now, refer to this old list for the ficlets i've posted on here. i'll mow it down when i got time since i don't want to repeat post shit i already got somewhere else

pissworthy poetry

on the fence whether i should keep this here. well, this little shit will disappear if i decide to yeet it

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tags

#bee writes some stuff - find all my ficlets

#bee plays some games - at least 1% energy for social interaction

#bee answers some asks - assholes, piss off

#bee saves some stuff - unexpected geniuses on here

on: taglists

either message me or comment or reblog my posts to be put on. do the same if you wanna be yeeted off

i'll only tag on ficlets i post

i mean, why would you wanna know what i fuck around with here? to each their own, hoes ✌️

OK, HI AND BYE

[edalynn]

The mm comic where the Lumity and Skarvine girls gets together (aka the Skarvine girl’s second appearance) involves the h/l girl leaving the two alone in hopes they’ll just get together, which actually works. And the Boscha clone is like “no that’s a horrible idea, it’ll make them have a lengthy relationship arc.” It sticks in my mind just because of how it acts like a lengthy relationship arc is a BAD thing. The comic is called Upgrade, if you want to look at it, which I highly recommend just because I don’t think I can communicate just how dumb it is.

Oh my god… the levels of his lack of creativity never fail to stun me. I mean, if he likes hunt/low that much of course a lengthy romance arc would be a bad thing to him 🤪

Also, I can’t get over this comment (I googled it and found the Reddit link)

Literally word for word from hunt/lows about Willow and Hunter in between s2 and s3 lmao. Liek you guys do understand that it is a visual media, right? It doesn’t matter what happened “off screen”, right? You understand it needs to be shown visually and explained to be established as canon or that’s bad writing, correct?

[lamonnaie]

hi!!!! gmmtv part 2 is happening soon so i wanted to ask you a few questions :)

what kind of shows are you expecting?? what kind of shows so you want to see??? which couples do you want to get a show and which couple do you think will get one??? is there anything you don’t want to see at all???

<3

sorry anon this has been sitting in my inbox for over a month, but it's gmmtv24 p2 eve so i'm finally getting around to answering it :)

ngl i haven't been super up to date on gmmtv stuff lately + a lot of my favourite actors aren't in the lineup which is kinda sad :(

NEVERTHELESS, let us proceed with the fun stuff hehehe

Predictions

Based off what artists have leaked + reddit detectives + my general delusions: (first 5 with asterisks are ones i'm extra excited for!!! :D)

**firstkhao mafia romcom directed by p'jojo - fk have a series confirmed by khao himself, and all their interactions with p'jojo ever since that first sus ig story makes this one almost 100% confirmed for me (maybe not all the details exactly, but fk with p'jojo at the very least).

**estwilliam cp debut - ALL THE DETECTIVE WORK HAS CONVINCED ME, after greatinn and thorfluke were successfully sussed out before part 1, i have faith that this is gonna come true too 🙏

**KRISTSINGTO COMEBACK - YOU DON'T JUST BRING BACK SINGTO WITHOUT EVERYONE CALLING FOR THIS and there's nothing gmmtv loves more than the big bucks so we all know this is happening 😌

**bounprem's vampire project reannounced (possibly with a new trailer) - i think this one's a given and probably why bp will be there. i'm not sure how long this whole sws gmmtv overhaul has been in the works for, so i dont know whether they'd have filmed a new trailer or not, but i'm expecting some more gmmtv artists to be added to the cast as well.

**new perthchimon bl - i hate myself for not staying up to date enough on perthchimon news lately😭 but i swear someone somewhere strongly hinted at it ???

new joongdunk bl (more adult setting??) - again, i swear i saw someone somewhere confirming/hinting at this, but idk

At least 1 more gl announced - 23.5 is going pretty well and i think they're gonna keep trying it out (emibonnie? viewjune? janjane?)

lego lykn's acting debut + mark pakin main role - As confirmed by the people themselves in livestreams (just grouping them together for shits and giggles lol) also leads me to think some of the other lykn members might dip into acting? 👀

gemini in a het series (with prim or a newbie) - definitely expecting non-bl works for both gemini and fourth, and i've been seeing stuff about geminiprim?? 👀

Wishlist

perthchimon non-school bl directed by p'aof - i will happily take them in whatever capacity we get but i'd love to see them with p'aof in a more mature setting + with a solid good plot

perth in a bl with a different cp partner - i love perthchimon and i love dangerous romance with all my heart, but i also love mixing and matching all the blorbos and i'd love to see perth opposite some others (gmmtv would give us ohmperth if they weren't cowards)

more plot-heavy bls where romance isn't necessarily the main thing - i want to see some less tropey works, where the non-romance plot is more the main focus of the the show

midnight museums s2 - this is not in a million years happening, but a girl can dream 😭😭

dark romance/something more gritty - honestly thing gmmtv does best with their lighter shows, which is why i think it'd be interesting to see them branch out a bit more

another bounprem bl 🤪 - this probably wouldn't have even happened before the gmmtv switch, and don't think it's gonna happen now, but bp are my day 1s and i'm always gonna root for them, solo or together 🥹🥹💞

sports bl !!!! - i've been on a sports drama kick lately, and gmmtv has plenty of sporty people, so make it happen!!

a proper enemies to lovers bl (WITHOUT a childhood meeting reveal) - i need them to truly DESPISE each other's guts before they get together

heartliming spinoff 🫡 - geminifourth's best work imo and i don't think anything will ever beat it for me <3 it would make for such a good show if it's executed well (i have full faith in gem4th and p'aof), it's been too long now, but i would actually die if this happened

a platonic friendship-based show - i just wanna see a really good friendship group (which we can make gay in the headcanons anyway lol) and put them in situations, whether it be crime fighting, trouble making or anything in between honestly

be gay do crime - need i say more? (why are half of my wishes lowkey the same thing reworded 💀)

I think that's all i have in mind (for now). Happy gmmtv24 part 2 everyone !!!! <33

[buttergirlepic]

tw calorie and mental health talk

soooo basically i went to reddit because i needed a little pick me up cause i’m miserable on my diet rn and this one person said that 1700 calories is way too much and i’m not even really in a calorie deficit so now i wanna starve myself 🥰

and also it kinda made me spiral cause i feel like a fat piece of shit and also i’m not good at anything and i haven’t got anything going for me. at football people keep laughing at me cause i’m shit which like i don’t blame them but it still hurts. i see kids younger than me doing amazing things and i’m just like what’s the point in even trying 😍 and school hasn’t been great either, a month ago i was deemed the best in the class and now i’ve missed two assignments in a row and my teacher is mad at me and i might be kicked off the course

basically i might as well just kill myself atp 🤪

[unexplainedthings]

As an avid enthusiast, I think they're understanding how hard it is to hide things. Like Roswell was one thing. The primary for of news/journalism was the radio and slight TV. Now when everyone has the ability to be a journalist, expert, or even amateur investigator plus the wide use of internet sites to get the truth and keep the world populous connected to reality (i.e. Reddit) it's harder to hide or create a narrative any gov institution deems "appropriate for public consumption". I mean the Tic Tac videos were known about for YEARS before they were "released". It's the job now to keep the blind eye turned that they rejected any existence and to now investigate the phenomenon as if it's a brand new occurrence. Just one guys opinion 🤪

i’m sorry i don’t check much as this is over year old. always welcome opinions!

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Does A "Silent Divorce" Exist? by u/That__EST

Does A "Silent Divorce" Exist? https://ift.tt/hqRxj7M article has already been posted and discussed about the recent Page Six declaration that Meghan just LOVES the spotlight 🤪But it made me think about something else. Is it possible for two people to get divorced and never say anything about it? This article seems very try hard to me. Very much like Meghan is trying to put her spin on things about how they're NOT divorcing and they're NOT moving (which...was that even a rumor?)....but that they are at complete opposite ends of the spectrum in regards to everything involving their lifestyle, their relationship with the media, their decisions involving their children, etc. With some of these articles coming out about Meghan's role at Invictus, I'm also starting to wonder if she's really even involved in the project. What would be the catalyst for change with this year's games when last year she played a prominent role and she's been a part of it nearly every year that she's been in Harry's life to my knowledge. Also, can anyone tell me what the lead up to Harry being in Japan was like? Was there ever any hinting or insinuating that Meghan would accompany him to Japan?With Harry's lack of discussion about Meghan or his family while he has been in Japan, her barbed comments about Portia being with her at Barbie movie while Harry stayed home with the kids, and then all of these weird stated demands for her rider at this years Invictus, it really makes me feel like she's being unexpectedly rejected by Harry but doesn't want the public to know. So she's trying to make things seem like they're her idea while Harry becomes more and more indifferent towards her. I will definitely be watching this space to see how much involvement she actually has in Düsseldorf next month. I predict that it won't be much and that's why we have all of this flurry of puff pieces explaining it all away. What do y'all think about this? Is is possible that they will be broken up or even divorce without anyone knowing and we just won't ever see them together again? Meghan's PR definitely seems to be broadcasting how their lives are going in separate places and how it's oh so TOTALLY Meghan's idea herself. post link: https://ift.tt/IbZGuJ9 author: That__EST submitted: August 20, 2023 at 04:23PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

[virtual-hug]

ftm on t gel for three years here:

that’s a good number. comfortably within the male range. i’m from the states and we use ng/dL as our unit, and 17.78 nmol/L converted is 513ng/dL. male range is usually between 300-1000ng/dL. as long as you’re getting the results you’re looking for, you’re good. you could probably increase if you wanted to, but you don’t have to.

also ignore the reddit snark. my levels were consistently low for over a year and it led to my cycle starting back up. my doctor decided that meant my levels were too high (at less than 400ng/dL lmao) and tried to get me to reduce my dose. i ended up switching doctors and my dose got increased, so now i’m back to normal lol. trans care is so frustrated

you starbar, thank you 🫂💙 I've been super lucky with my GP prescribing, but she knows feck all trans health things, so it's just been sorta whatever I say goes 😗 Which has been working in my favour so far but it's also like. damn doc if you dunt know then we all fucked lol 🤪

but thank you again 🫂🫂

[kmp78]

"But WHY DOES A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE HUH?"

"If a man is ALREADY A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE WITH ~90 000 000 IN THE BANK and he's still desperate for the million dollar payday roles..."

He doesn't have 90 million sitting in the bank, he's worth 90 million. That's x many millions that he could get for the petri dish and casa craphole. And x many millions for his share of the band/royalties. And x many millions for his clothing, toys, and equipment. And x many for any movie royalties and his stock and shares of all of his multiple investments in companies like Uber and Spotify and Reddit etc. Most of which isn't immediately available as a liquid asset.

Then you need to take into account the x amount of millions he pays out to insure everything each year. The thousands in income taxes. The property taxes for one year at CC are more than I make in a year! Then you've got staff to pay and travel costs for the band and equipment. And we all know SL/CS and CL get their lifestyles off his dime. As a public figure he's got to spend money to maintain his looks and his image- so there are legal and PR fees, botox or any other type of maintenance such as the possible hair transplant mentioned earlier, and rolling up to the best hotels or firing up the private jet.

As a young JL, there were a lot of causes and charities he was passionate about. I'd be inclined to believe that even though he's not vocal due to controversy or backlash that he still makes sizeable donations to things that he still personally supports and that matter to him...

So, yes, he could donate more than 5k here and 5k there. But he isn't Scrooge McDuck swimming in gold coins either. The bills continue to come in whether he takes a job or not. Whether you're working in the scope of you and I making hundreds or thousands and owing hundreds or thousands or him making millions and owing millions- it runs out if it doesn't keep coming in.

I'm sure he got more personal satisfaction as Rayon than as Paolo. But who knows what kind of roles he's being offered these days? Maybe he's being asked to play Skeletor instead of Ronald Reagan in an autobiography. And some roles you like I might not and vice versa as well. He could just as easily be the same. Men are just taller little boys. Tron, Morbius/Spiderman, Skeletor...those are dream roles for an inner little boy 😉

His INVESTMENTS are what's funding his life the most.

And mooching off fellow millionaires and billionaires... 😂

And as far as his "dream roles" go...

Skeletor? 😂

Really? 😂

We're actually gonna believe that? 😂🤪

[haiihellooo]

"Stares at you with my autistic eyes" "AUTSIM CREATURE!!" I'm UsInG mY rOsE tOy 🤪" "All men are the same" "WhY aRe DiCkS sO uGlY??" "Sex is so gross!!" (Don't have it. Simple) "Bros before hoes <<< Chicks before dicks" (The second one just tries to hard. It's not funny. It's just not funny) "Transfem/Transmasc vibes!!" "I WANT THEIR GENDER SO BAD!" "She was a boy, he was a girl" Neopronouns (Cancel me if you want, I'm not calling you bunbunself, or whatever the fuck) Forced gay/straight ships "Literally any Cupcakke remix" "Let me pretend I care ✨" "YAOI ❤️" "Turns every character under the sun gay/trans" "All bodies are beautiful" (Some just aren't, dude) "Fat acceptance!" (Fat chance) Whitewashing/Blackwashing "Who want me? 😋" "Save this pin for glass skin" "Girl, I-" "Whisper girls" (Aka dumb bitches on Pinterest who think they just came up with the funniest joke known to man) Whispers with either a random ass pic of an anime charcter or some Korean woman pouting. Overly offensive memes (Where's the joke?) "Taylor's version" (I like some of her songs, but please, please, shut the fuck up) "Acne is hot" Most of the MLP fandom (Most of it is just making Pinkie Pie/Fluttershy a serial killer, giving all of them mental disorders, or making them all gay/trans. Stop. Let me enjoy my fucking show) South Park fandom Most of Reddit Most modern music (Call me a "quirky teen" if you want, but I fucking hate modern music. "I don't wanna kill myself, I just wanna fix my health 🖤" Okay? How am I supposed to enjoy listening to that?) "Normalize periods" (I am saying this with 101% sincerity, as a female: Idgaf. "Normalize eating" Stfu, it's a normal thing. Stop fighting for it like you need rights to have a fucking period. Normalize shutting the fuck up) "If fucked ur mom lololol!" This generation is fucked. I hate it. Everyone annoys me.

[cozycryptidcutie]

Yanno I’m not one to care about reddit likes. I don’t care if people disagree with me and give me a dislike. I had a comment that literally thousands of ppl took the wrong way or made assumptions about the post because they do things a certain way and assume the posters family also did it like them. (No I’m not over it) but tell me WHY bcuz I got low karma it means I couldn’t comment or in some subreddits post? I had to make a whole new reddit account because of ONE comment! And now I try to stay on top of my comments just in case I get any dislikes. Because as much as I don’t care about ppl disagreeing with me, I don’t want reddit to stop working 🤪 ALSO ALSO reddit will notify you if you get a like or a lot of likes but NOT if you get a dislike or ALOT of dislikes. Even tho likes mean nothing but brownie points but dislikes WILL LITERALLY DISABLE YOUR WHOLE ACCOUNT???? Anyways I’m too obsessed with reading AITA to delete it-

[zanefan123]

I feel like this is a good time for my response of episodes where I think he did that (some are even before 'WhoBob WhatPants/Whatever Happened To SpongeBob', 'Gone' and The second Movie , and originally only posted on Reddit) they're under the cut:

"Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm"- 'Say it or I'll trip you'- such an iconic line  c⚟ . Why does no one seem to remember it?,

"My Pretty Seahorse"- very excellent acting SpongeBob (two faced maniac 💅),

"Skill Crane"- He slaps Squidward (gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss),

"Bummer Vacation"- 'Think they can just fire me like that, like trash?! I don't think so' (chills, man),

"Best Day Ever"- SpongeBob slaps Squidward like 3 times at the end,

"Waiting"- he flipped Sandra and did other 'mean' things,

"Breath of Fresh Squidward"----'Keep dreaming >:[' (an iconic line yet again, people always miss them),

"Money Talks"- He owns that soul (Don't mess with SpongeBob's paycheck),

"To Save a Squirrel"- I refuse to believe he forgot he can filter feed,

"Spongicus"- HE WANTS BLOOD (at the start at least),

"Squid's Visit"- he's presented in a creepy light,

"To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants"- 'Yes, lots of fell-o-nies' (Iconic line yet again), I think he switched personalities on purpose ,

"A Pal for Gary"- SpongeBob is delulu 🤪,

"Kracked Krabs"- Stealing a hotel room is OK 👌,

"Rodeo Daze"- He kidnapped the entire town,

"Sponge-Cano!"- Notice how he refused to help Squidward when he was gonna be sacrificed until he admitted he appreciated SpongeBob?,

"The Abrasive Side"- He finally gets tired of everyone taking advantage of his kindness except the abrasive side started mocking him too so he had to get rid of it,

"Earworm"- He actually goes crazy,

"A Friendly Game"- He is extremely competitive at some point playing golf blindfolded indoors (what could go wrong),

"It's a SpongeBob Christmas"- the jerktonium laced brownies have no effect on SpongeBob implying he's the jerkiest he can be,

"Eek, an Urchin" and "Krab Borg"- at the end he runs away from his problems,

"Imitation Krabs"- He takes the lead, he wants answers and he'll take them using any methods necessary,

"FrankenDoodle"- If we assume that DoodleBob is an extention of SpongeBob's imagination we can see how SpongeBob imagines himself to be (Hey that kinda rhymed),

"The Whole Tooth"- He breaks into Patrick's house to steal his baby tooth,

"Mimic Madness"- He goes crazy,

"Plankton Gets the Boot"- 'We are soulmates, and we're going to get married and print 1, 347 babies' (How did you 'accidentally' fall for Sheldon, SpongeBob?),

"Life Insurance"- He continued to shake the diving board despite Squidward telling him to stop causing Squidward to suffer a near-death experience,

"Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie"- He cares more about his on-demand shows then his 'friends',

-'I don't know about her, but I'm in' (ready to abandon his friends like they abandoned him in the 2nd movie and "Gone"),

and off-topic but

-'The original would no longer exist' (He died on screen, why does no one acknowledge that???),

"ChefBob"- His second personality is reflected by ChefBob (I think),

"Call The Cops"- Arrested a girl scout for violating code 49689763025-D,

- officer: 'Zip it,kid! I get it. You're a criminal mastermind'

SB: 'Guilty! Yay!' (He's a criminal mastermind),

"Goons on the Moon"- He destroyed the moon then replaced it,

"The Way of the Sponge"- He's a natural kar-rah-teah master,

"Safe Deposit Krabs"- SpongeBob tries to break into a bank,

"Don't Look Now"- I think he eventually realized Squidward was dressed up as the fisherman and beat him up and you cannot tell me otherwise,

"Code Yellow"- He literally made sushi out of Squidward,

"SpongeBob's Place"- Eugene tells SpongeBob The Krusty Krab is haunted and fails miserably at keeping the business running cause SpongeBob opened his own restaurant at home,

"The Getaway"- I think he knew what he was doing,

A bit unrelated again but- "SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout" - 'He works for Krabs, *he's clearly a masochist*' (Alr Sheldon)

"Squidward’s Sick Daze"-  Squidward: 'That isn't going in my mouth.'

SB: 'Guess again~, :]' (He's not just a masochist, he's a sadist too IMO),

"Ma and Pa's Big Hurah"- This episode proves SpongeBob knows how to act mature, he just chooses not to most of the time,

"Friendiversary"- SpongeBob's presented in a creepy light (again);

That's all for now!

I need Spongebob to be petty

Just two or three episodes

No one sees it because it's him doing it and he can't possibly be this scheming but he is

He is

He's had enough