#just reddit things 🤪

[asdro]

CW: Sexual stuff

Just a throwback to when after posting a thirsty pic on Reddit i received... This...

The plot twist it's that he was like such a really nice person

[satinoflowers]

Hey! What are your thoughts on Satin being a Reach lord’s bastard? I think GRRM kinda left it open for himself, but there’s seeds of being a lord’s son for sure. Or do you have other theories?

Thank you so much for the ask!! <333

Textually theres a decent amount of suggestion to me that satin is a lord's son. He uses the formally educated "my lord" instead of the common "m'lord" when addressing jon, which rly stands out to me as grrm seems to be consistent with this. Satin is a crackshot with a crossbow despite minimal training, and i like the reddit user muflonlesli's point about tyrion's line about "i never thought to feed the fire, that had always been a servant's task" in regards to satin not being as diligent with lighting jon's. That one always stuck with me because as fanficable that that character trait is within satin, in the context of the chapter it does seem a strange bit of coloring to add. Satin is proved diligent, so by pointing out his negligence in that aspect i think grrm is purposefully and specifically hilighting it.

One of my favorite hints to him having the surname flowers (which is an incredible reach and is so so sodelusional of me. I mean seriously take this with a pound of salt) is the line from acok, dany iv where she has the vision with the "sweet-scented blue flower growing from a chink in a wall of ice"... hear me out, instead of having blue roses be represntative of lyanna, think of them as being a symbol of love within lyanna's line. If r+l=j and satin SPECIFICALLY has a line about the "sweet-scented oil" being registered by jon in the godswood on an icy day,, satin is the sweet smelling blue FLOWER (bastard surname in the reach) and jon is courting him just as rhaegar courted lyanna. And if u think about it. Jon does need a nyssa nyssa so like how far of a reach would it be to say that by comparing jon+rhaegar and their need for a cute person to fulfill a prophecy,, u get sweet smelling satin flowers???🤪🤪🤪

Realistically i dont think theres much of anything to be gained by having him be a lord's bastard, though. It serves as explanation for his mannerisms and character traits for sure (theres also the littlefinger's spy theory but again i dont see the need for him to have one that far from kl and having nothing to do w the current events in his story. Maybe he is a jonsa stan idk) but... the only addition would be to his role within the story on a meta level, if grrm is hinting at a parallel between satinjon and another pairing of characters, which is rife with opportunity for sure.

One more thing to add would be that since empathizing with and aiding those in marginalized groups/ different walks of life from jon's own is so vital within his story (including satin being a prostitute), having satin be a fellow bastard in a much worse position than jon would be a decent addition. Does that set jon up for empathizing with those whose bastard-ry leaves them in positions in which they must make (in jons judgement) immoral choices? In satins case, prostitution, but in aegon vi blackfyre's case? If satin is as important to jons story as i hope he'll be, then a conversation/ philosophic monologue in a jon pov about discrimination being different across class division with those two could be poignant in regards to jons development and future actions.

[my-my-my]

maybe this is a meta mask but why do you think aizen chose loly and melony as his aides? their combat value was incredibly low despite their seeming "closeness" with aizen.

I saw a Reddit post with a similar question a while back. I left a comment on that post, but here's a more extended version of my thoughts:

Aizen was humouring them. It would be too easy for Aizen to kill them (and remember, he loves a good challenge 🤪)

They were self-proclaimed aides. It was either Mila Rose or Appacci that said it (can't remember atm), but one of them said that Loly & Menoly gave themselves those titles, not Aizen.

Loly and Menoly weren’t close at all to Aizen - they were just fan girls at the end of the day who got to be near their idol/crush. It’s why they had such contempt and loathing towards Orihime because they perceived her as a threat to their bond with him (when really there was no bond).

Also most of the arrancar as a whole "respected" Aizen because he was so much stronger than them, so it's really a combination of that with some projection from Loly and Menoly that they feel "worthy" to be with him. In reality, it's just Aizen having better things to do with his time rather than killing them. I'm also of the belief that Aizen doesn't kill willy-nilly lol, but that's another topic for another day.

[edalynn]

The mm comic where the Lumity and Skarvine girls gets together (aka the Skarvine girl’s second appearance) involves the h/l girl leaving the two alone in hopes they’ll just get together, which actually works. And the Boscha clone is like “no that’s a horrible idea, it’ll make them have a lengthy relationship arc.” It sticks in my mind just because of how it acts like a lengthy relationship arc is a BAD thing. The comic is called Upgrade, if you want to look at it, which I highly recommend just because I don’t think I can communicate just how dumb it is.

Oh my god… the levels of his lack of creativity never fail to stun me. I mean, if he likes hunt/low that much of course a lengthy romance arc would be a bad thing to him 🤪

Also, I can’t get over this comment (I googled it and found the Reddit link)

Literally word for word from hunt/lows about Willow and Hunter in between s2 and s3 lmao. Liek you guys do understand that it is a visual media, right? It doesn’t matter what happened “off screen”, right? You understand it needs to be shown visually and explained to be established as canon or that’s bad writing, correct?

[naniskys]

hi!!!! gmmtv part 2 is happening soon so i wanted to ask you a few questions :)

what kind of shows are you expecting?? what kind of shows so you want to see??? which couples do you want to get a show and which couple do you think will get one??? is there anything you don’t want to see at all???

<3

sorry anon this has been sitting in my inbox for over a month, but it's gmmtv24 p2 eve so i'm finally getting around to answering it :)

ngl i haven't been super up to date on gmmtv stuff lately + a lot of my favourite actors aren't in the lineup which is kinda sad :(

NEVERTHELESS, let us proceed with the fun stuff hehehe

Predictions

Based off what artists have leaked + reddit detectives + my general delusions: (first 5 with asterisks are ones i'm extra excited for!!! :D)

**firstkhao mafia romcom directed by p'jojo - fk have a series confirmed by khao himself, and all their interactions with p'jojo ever since that first sus ig story makes this one almost 100% confirmed for me (maybe not all the details exactly, but fk with p'jojo at the very least).

**estwilliam cp debut - ALL THE DETECTIVE WORK HAS CONVINCED ME, after greatinn and thorfluke were successfully sussed out before part 1, i have faith that this is gonna come true too 🙏

**KRISTSINGTO COMEBACK - YOU DON'T JUST BRING BACK SINGTO WITHOUT EVERYONE CALLING FOR THIS and there's nothing gmmtv loves more than the big bucks so we all know this is happening 😌

**bounprem's vampire project reannounced (possibly with a new trailer) - i think this one's a given and probably why bp will be there. i'm not sure how long this whole sws gmmtv overhaul has been in the works for, so i dont know whether they'd have filmed a new trailer or not, but i'm expecting some more gmmtv artists to be added to the cast as well.

**new perthchimon bl - i hate myself for not staying up to date enough on perthchimon news lately😭 but i swear someone somewhere strongly hinted at it ???

new joongdunk bl (more adult setting??) - again, i swear i saw someone somewhere confirming/hinting at this, but idk

At least 1 more gl announced - 23.5 is going pretty well and i think they're gonna keep trying it out (emibonnie? viewjune? janjane?)

lego lykn's acting debut + mark pakin main role - As confirmed by the people themselves in livestreams (just grouping them together for shits and giggles lol) also leads me to think some of the other lykn members might dip into acting? 👀

gemini in a het series (with prim or a newbie) - definitely expecting non-bl works for both gemini and fourth, and i've been seeing stuff about geminiprim?? 👀

Wishlist

perthchimon non-school bl directed by p'aof - i will happily take them in whatever capacity we get but i'd love to see them with p'aof in a more mature setting + with a solid good plot

perth in a bl with a different cp partner - i love perthchimon and i love dangerous romance with all my heart, but i also love mixing and matching all the blorbos and i'd love to see perth opposite some others (gmmtv would give us ohmperth if they weren't cowards)

more plot-heavy bls where romance isn't necessarily the main thing - i want to see some less tropey works, where the non-romance plot is more the main focus of the the show

midnight museums s2 - this is not in a million years happening, but a girl can dream 😭😭

dark romance/something more gritty - honestly thing gmmtv does best with their lighter shows, which is why i think it'd be interesting to see them branch out a bit more

another bounprem bl 🤪 - this probably wouldn't have even happened before the gmmtv switch, and don't think it's gonna happen now, but bp are my day 1s and i'm always gonna root for them, solo or together 🥹🥹💞

sports bl !!!! - i've been on a sports drama kick lately, and gmmtv has plenty of sporty people, so make it happen!!

a proper enemies to lovers bl (WITHOUT a childhood meeting reveal) - i need them to truly DESPISE each other's guts before they get together

heartliming spinoff 🫡 - geminifourth's best work imo and i don't think anything will ever beat it for me <3 it would make for such a good show if it's executed well (i have full faith in gem4th and p'aof), it's been too long now, but i would actually die if this happened

a platonic friendship-based show - i just wanna see a really good friendship group (which we can make gay in the headcanons anyway lol) and put them in situations, whether it be crime fighting, trouble making or anything in between honestly

be gay do crime - need i say more? (why are half of my wishes lowkey the same thing reworded 💀)

I think that's all i have in mind (for now). Happy gmmtv24 part 2 everyone !!!! <33

[buttergirlepic]

tw calorie and mental health talk

soooo basically i went to reddit because i needed a little pick me up cause i’m miserable on my diet rn and this one person said that 1700 calories is way too much and i’m not even really in a calorie deficit so now i wanna starve myself 🥰

and also it kinda made me spiral cause i feel like a fat piece of shit and also i’m not good at anything and i haven’t got anything going for me. at football people keep laughing at me cause i’m shit which like i don’t blame them but it still hurts. i see kids younger than me doing amazing things and i’m just like what’s the point in even trying 😍 and school hasn’t been great either, a month ago i was deemed the best in the class and now i’ve missed two assignments in a row and my teacher is mad at me and i might be kicked off the course

basically i might as well just kill myself atp 🤪

[fursasaida]

as previously established, I am not a particularly devout acolyte of Foucault and I am all for critiquing his stuff. howevwr. some people like to make fun of Foucault/his readers by caricaturing discipline & punish, usually in the form of flippantly saying that he just says everything is like prisons. this (in certain niche circles) became enough of a meme that just deadpanning a sentiment such as "did you know schools are like prisons" invoked the whole thing.

but the thing is that schools are. like prisons? like, any prison abolitionist would tell you so. I stumbled into this reddit thread [content note: child death mentioned at the top] where everyone is comparing notes about their experiences as kids or now as parents with navigating school rules that prohibit students carrying their own medications (Advil, inhalers, epipens) and literally. if you are hiding your painkillers inside an M&Ms container with a loose tampon on top so when teachers search you they'll get embarrassed and give it back without looking further. if you have to sit and aggressively bleed on your desk because your teacher won't let you leave class to handle your nosebleed. if you are not to carry playing cards or any kind because the assumption is you would be gambling if you had them. like, it's not subtle.

anyway if I were a more organized person I'd save the link to this thread to use the next time I see "sChOoLs ArE lIkE pRiSoNs 🤪" because like. 🎶have you ever thought about/taping your big mouth shut cause I have many times🎶 and so on and so forth.

[unexplainedthings]

As an avid enthusiast, I think they're understanding how hard it is to hide things. Like Roswell was one thing. The primary for of news/journalism was the radio and slight TV. Now when everyone has the ability to be a journalist, expert, or even amateur investigator plus the wide use of internet sites to get the truth and keep the world populous connected to reality (i.e. Reddit) it's harder to hide or create a narrative any gov institution deems "appropriate for public consumption". I mean the Tic Tac videos were known about for YEARS before they were "released". It's the job now to keep the blind eye turned that they rejected any existence and to now investigate the phenomenon as if it's a brand new occurrence. Just one guys opinion 🤪

i’m sorry i don’t check much as this is over year old. always welcome opinions!

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Does A "Silent Divorce" Exist? by u/That__EST

Does A "Silent Divorce" Exist? https://ift.tt/hqRxj7M article has already been posted and discussed about the recent Page Six declaration that Meghan just LOVES the spotlight 🤪But it made me think about something else. Is it possible for two people to get divorced and never say anything about it? This article seems very try hard to me. Very much like Meghan is trying to put her spin on things about how they're NOT divorcing and they're NOT moving (which...was that even a rumor?)....but that they are at complete opposite ends of the spectrum in regards to everything involving their lifestyle, their relationship with the media, their decisions involving their children, etc. With some of these articles coming out about Meghan's role at Invictus, I'm also starting to wonder if she's really even involved in the project. What would be the catalyst for change with this year's games when last year she played a prominent role and she's been a part of it nearly every year that she's been in Harry's life to my knowledge. Also, can anyone tell me what the lead up to Harry being in Japan was like? Was there ever any hinting or insinuating that Meghan would accompany him to Japan?With Harry's lack of discussion about Meghan or his family while he has been in Japan, her barbed comments about Portia being with her at Barbie movie while Harry stayed home with the kids, and then all of these weird stated demands for her rider at this years Invictus, it really makes me feel like she's being unexpectedly rejected by Harry but doesn't want the public to know. So she's trying to make things seem like they're her idea while Harry becomes more and more indifferent towards her. I will definitely be watching this space to see how much involvement she actually has in Düsseldorf next month. I predict that it won't be much and that's why we have all of this flurry of puff pieces explaining it all away. What do y'all think about this? Is is possible that they will be broken up or even divorce without anyone knowing and we just won't ever see them together again? Meghan's PR definitely seems to be broadcasting how their lives are going in separate places and how it's oh so TOTALLY Meghan's idea herself. post link: https://ift.tt/IbZGuJ9 author: That__EST submitted: August 20, 2023 at 04:23PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

[sir-paddington]

My head is hot with this matthew tkachuk thing lol. Misogyny is soooo fucking normalized what do you mean calling someone's wife a whore is just sports banter 🤪🤪 stop clutching your pearls 🤪🤪 someone even commented on reddit being like as long as it's not racism who cares what they say like why are we again pretending like misogyny is not bigotry just like racism is

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

What if Phil152 from Reddit knows Haley personally or something and that’s why he’s going so hard typing all that stuff. 💀 Phil didn’t come to play LOLLLL.

He made some valid points about deuxmoi though, the person who runs that account just posts anything they receive even if it’s total bs, it could be pretty harmful in my opinion, but she covers it up by saying “everything is alleged” 🤪 which is true, but so many people believe everything they read it’s scary.

that's true, i think it's hard because gossip blogs are just that: gossip. some things may be true, others turn out to be false. but sometimes people don't know how to take things at face value. and they sort of fill in the blanks with their own imagination. like, deuxmoi simply said that evan and haley hooked up; nothing more, nothing less. but some people jumped 5 steps ahead and damn near have evan and haley engaged lol

[mansibubo]

Get to know me!

Okay, I’ve seen a lot of blogs have these and honestly I don’t like having a super long bio so I figured it might be fun to do one of these and share some info about me that I think could be good for people to know! Some of it I think is good to have out there but some of it will definitely make people hate me but hey, it is what it is!

First off! This is NOT a NSFW blog! I have interacted and sometimes do interact with some NSFW blogs, I have made a few NSFW related posts on my blog that have since been deleted and it’s unlikely there’ll be more and I do follow blogs that post or reblog NSFW content but again this blog itself isn’t NSFW! I do still recommend you be 18+ though and preferably even 21+ would be even better because I do use inappropriate language and the context to some of my posts isn’t always kid friendly! This also means that if you’re an NSFW content creator be it OnlyFans, Fansly, Patreon or otherwise that I would prefer you don’t follow me unless you’re genuinely interested in what I share here and please don’t contact me to promote or sell your content! Don’t get me wrong I support the absolute shit out of you content creators doing what you do and while I love that all these content creation fan sites exist because it’s wonderful that there’s all these extra opportunities out there for people to have income and do what they enjoy I’m just personally not interested but in all honesty I’m also just not financially stable myself so I couldn’t support you in a monetary way! HOWEVER, that doesn’t meant that content creators can’t follow or message me at all, I’m more than willing and happy to talk to you if you’re seeking genuine conversation or friendship and again you’re more than welcome to follow if there’s genuine interested in the things I post!😊

Now then! Hi! My name is Cody! I had a blog once many many years ago that was dedicated to cars, it may even still exist because I’m not sure I ever deleted it actually and if it does I definitely don’t have access to it nor remember the name of it anymore! I made this blog to follow a content creator I talked to from Reddit but no longer follow them now! Believe it or not I actually had no intentions of ever using this blog or even sharing any info about myself here! However that changed, I started sharing music I like because I thought it would be fun way to sort of get started here and occasionally sharing thoughts I had on my mind just to have things for people to see on my blog! Since then I’ve talked to some cool people and made a couple incredible friends while being here so I thought I’d throw this together to give everyone a little more context to who I am and sort of put myself out there more!

I’m 29 years old (for the next 8 months give or take)

I’m a cis white male! (Gross I know!)

🇺🇸I’m from Ohio. (Please don’t stalk me!😂)

I’m very single! (Till the day I’m no longer on this earth apparently!😭)

I’m straight/heterosexual!

🏳️‍🌈LGBTQAI+ friendly!

❌I’m child free and plan to stay that way!

I can be quite shy although I’ve gotten better about it and I’m able to interact with a bit more ease online for sure and a smidge better in real life! I’m also VERY self conscious and insecure about my physical appearance and how others will perceive me! This is unfortunate why there hasn’t been and probably never will be any pictures of me on here!

🤪I’m not professionally diagnosed but I’m definitely very mentally ill. I deal with a lot of depression issues and anxiety more often than I’d like! (I need therapy I know!)

❌I’m anti drug/drug free including weed and other weed related paraphernalia! I also plan to stay that way as well! This means you probably shouldn’t follow if you have posts related to this on your blog or talk to me about these things because I will be uncomfortable with it! (Excluding alcohol and caffeine because yes, they’re both technically drugs but I’m fine with those especially if you’re responsible with your alcohol!)

🎮I’m very much a (mostly) casual gamer! I play a variety of games and I own a PC, PS5 and Xbox Series X! I mostly main PC these days though, I hardly ever touch my PS5 and I don’t play Nintendo really at all! (no hate just not a fan!) When I’m gaming alone you can typically find me playing some stupid FPS game and admittedly getting frustrated at times! (I’m not the best but I try!) When I’m gaming with friends or family though you can find me playing anything from an Adventure game, a survival game, a scary game to a simulator and more! Some examples are Battlefield, Delta Force, Call of Duty(I quit because ew), Halo, Forza, Phasmophobia, Palworld and much more!

🎧🎸I’m a lover of music and consider myself a metal head as you can probably tell by the majority of my posts! I do dabble in other genres of music though and am always open to checking out most other genres as well! A few bands I will never grow tired of are Iron Maiden, W.A.S.P., Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Alice Cooper!

In my adult years I’ve grown very fond of body art and body mods such as tattoos, dyed hair and piercings! However I am a believer that there is a such thing as too much and things that I personally don’t find appealing but I don’t have any hate or judgement towards the people that get the things I don’t like! I’ve only dyed my hair 3 times in 3 different colors so far but I do want and plan to try more! I don’t have any tattoos myself yet because unfortunately I’ve never been able to afford them and due to my being insecure and very indecisive I just could get to a point to get any! I do want to try and have at least like 1 at some point though and I have ideas for even more than that! As for piercings, I currently only have my ear lobes pierced but I’ve been heavily considering getting a nostril piercing! There’s not many other piercings I’d get for myself or that I have much interest in! I do enjoy seeing all the cool and unique piercings and all the beautiful tattoos other people have!

I think I’ll stop there because this has gotten very long and I think it’s enough of a start to let you get to know me a bit!

[haiihellooo]

"Stares at you with my autistic eyes" "AUTSIM CREATURE!!" I'm UsInG mY rOsE tOy 🤪" "All men are the same" "WhY aRe DiCkS sO uGlY??" "Sex is so gross!!" (Don't have it. Simple) "Bros before hoes <<< Chicks before dicks" (The second one just tries to hard. It's not funny. It's just not funny) "Transfem/Transmasc vibes!!" "I WANT THEIR GENDER SO BAD!" "She was a boy, he was a girl" Neopronouns (Cancel me if you want, I'm not calling you bunbunself, or whatever the fuck) Forced gay/straight ships "Literally any Cupcakke remix" "Let me pretend I care ✨" "YAOI ❤️" "Turns every character under the sun gay/trans" "All bodies are beautiful" (Some just aren't, dude) "Fat acceptance!" (Fat chance) Whitewashing/Blackwashing "Who want me? 😋" "Save this pin for glass skin" "Girl, I-" "Whisper girls" (Aka dumb bitches on Pinterest who think they just came up with the funniest joke known to man) Whispers with either a random ass pic of an anime charcter or some Korean woman pouting. Overly offensive memes (Where's the joke?) "Taylor's version" (I like some of her songs, but please, please, shut the fuck up) "Acne is hot" Most of the MLP fandom (Most of it is just making Pinkie Pie/Fluttershy a serial killer, giving all of them mental disorders, or making them all gay/trans. Stop. Let me enjoy my fucking show) South Park fandom Most of Reddit Most modern music (Call me a "quirky teen" if you want, but I fucking hate modern music. "I don't wanna kill myself, I just wanna fix my health 🖤" Okay? How am I supposed to enjoy listening to that?) "Normalize periods" (I am saying this with 101% sincerity, as a female: Idgaf. "Normalize eating" Stfu, it's a normal thing. Stop fighting for it like you need rights to have a fucking period. Normalize shutting the fuck up) "If fucked ur mom lololol!" This generation is fucked. I hate it. Everyone annoys me.

[cozycryptidcutie]

Yanno I’m not one to care about reddit likes. I don’t care if people disagree with me and give me a dislike. I had a comment that literally thousands of ppl took the wrong way or made assumptions about the post because they do things a certain way and assume the posters family also did it like them. (No I’m not over it) but tell me WHY bcuz I got low karma it means I couldn’t comment or in some subreddits post? I had to make a whole new reddit account because of ONE comment! And now I try to stay on top of my comments just in case I get any dislikes. Because as much as I don’t care about ppl disagreeing with me, I don’t want reddit to stop working 🤪 ALSO ALSO reddit will notify you if you get a like or a lot of likes but NOT if you get a dislike or ALOT of dislikes. Even tho likes mean nothing but brownie points but dislikes WILL LITERALLY DISABLE YOUR WHOLE ACCOUNT???? Anyways I’m too obsessed with reading AITA to delete it-

[zanefan123]

I feel like this is a good time for my response of episodes where I think he did that (some are even before 'WhoBob WhatPants/Whatever Happened To SpongeBob', 'Gone' and The second Movie , and originally only posted on Reddit) they're under the cut:

"Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm"- 'Say it or I'll trip you'- such an iconic line  c⚟ . Why does no one seem to remember it?,

"My Pretty Seahorse"- very excellent acting SpongeBob (two faced maniac 💅),

"Skill Crane"- He slaps Squidward (gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss),

"Bummer Vacation"- 'Think they can just fire me like that, like trash?! I don't think so' (chills, man),

"Best Day Ever"- SpongeBob slaps Squidward like 3 times at the end,

"Waiting"- he flipped Sandra and did other 'mean' things,

"Breath of Fresh Squidward"----'Keep dreaming >:[' (an iconic line yet again, people always miss them),

"Money Talks"- He owns that soul (Don't mess with SpongeBob's paycheck),

"To Save a Squirrel"- I refuse to believe he forgot he can filter feed,

"Spongicus"- HE WANTS BLOOD (at the start at least),

"Squid's Visit"- he's presented in a creepy light,

"To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants"- 'Yes, lots of fell-o-nies' (Iconic line yet again), I think he switched personalities on purpose ,

"A Pal for Gary"- SpongeBob is delulu 🤪,

"Kracked Krabs"- Stealing a hotel room is OK 👌,

"Rodeo Daze"- He kidnapped the entire town,

"Sponge-Cano!"- Notice how he refused to help Squidward when he was gonna be sacrificed until he admitted he appreciated SpongeBob?,

"The Abrasive Side"- He finally gets tired of everyone taking advantage of his kindness except the abrasive side started mocking him too so he had to get rid of it,

"Earworm"- He actually goes crazy,

"A Friendly Game"- He is extremely competitive at some point playing golf blindfolded indoors (what could go wrong),

"It's a SpongeBob Christmas"- the jerktonium laced brownies have no effect on SpongeBob implying he's the jerkiest he can be,

"Eek, an Urchin" and "Krab Borg"- at the end he runs away from his problems,

"Imitation Krabs"- He takes the lead, he wants answers and he'll take them using any methods necessary,

"FrankenDoodle"- If we assume that DoodleBob is an extention of SpongeBob's imagination we can see how SpongeBob imagines himself to be (Hey that kinda rhymed),

"The Whole Tooth"- He breaks into Patrick's house to steal his baby tooth,

"Mimic Madness"- He goes crazy,

"Plankton Gets the Boot"- 'We are soulmates, and we're going to get married and print 1, 347 babies' (How did you 'accidentally' fall for Sheldon, SpongeBob?),

"Life Insurance"- He continued to shake the diving board despite Squidward telling him to stop causing Squidward to suffer a near-death experience,

"Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie"- He cares more about his on-demand shows then his 'friends',

-'I don't know about her, but I'm in' (ready to abandon his friends like they abandoned him in the 2nd movie and "Gone"),

and off-topic but

-'The original would no longer exist' (He died on screen, why does no one acknowledge that???),

"ChefBob"- His second personality is reflected by ChefBob (I think),

"Call The Cops"- Arrested a girl scout for violating code 49689763025-D,

- officer: 'Zip it,kid! I get it. You're a criminal mastermind'

SB: 'Guilty! Yay!' (He's a criminal mastermind),

"Goons on the Moon"- He destroyed the moon then replaced it,

"The Way of the Sponge"- He's a natural kar-rah-teah master,

"Safe Deposit Krabs"- SpongeBob tries to break into a bank,

"Don't Look Now"- I think he eventually realized Squidward was dressed up as the fisherman and beat him up and you cannot tell me otherwise,

"Code Yellow"- He literally made sushi out of Squidward,

"SpongeBob's Place"- Eugene tells SpongeBob The Krusty Krab is haunted and fails miserably at keeping the business running cause SpongeBob opened his own restaurant at home,

"The Getaway"- I think he knew what he was doing,

A bit unrelated again but- "SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout" - 'He works for Krabs, *he's clearly a masochist*' (Alr Sheldon)

"Squidward’s Sick Daze"-  Squidward: 'That isn't going in my mouth.'

SB: 'Guess again~, :]' (He's not just a masochist, he's a sadist too IMO),

"Ma and Pa's Big Hurah"- This episode proves SpongeBob knows how to act mature, he just chooses not to most of the time,

"Friendiversary"- SpongeBob's presented in a creepy light (again);

That's all for now!

I need Spongebob to be petty

Just two or three episodes

No one sees it because it's him doing it and he can't possibly be this scheming but he is

He is

He's had enough

[starseongs]

truly feel like i’m going ins*ne thinking about daya tonight 🤪🤪🤪🤪