#just reddit things 🤪

[asdro]

CW: Sexual stuff

Just a throwback to when after posting a thirsty pic on Reddit i received... This...

The plot twist it's that he was like such a really nice person

[satinoflowers]

Hey! What are your thoughts on Satin being a Reach lord’s bastard? I think GRRM kinda left it open for himself, but there’s seeds of being a lord’s son for sure. Or do you have other theories?

Thank you so much for the ask!! <333

Textually theres a decent amount of suggestion to me that satin is a lord's son. He uses the formally educated "my lord" instead of the common "m'lord" when addressing jon, which rly stands out to me as grrm seems to be consistent with this. Satin is a crackshot with a crossbow despite minimal training, and i like the reddit user muflonlesli's point about tyrion's line about "i never thought to feed the fire, that had always been a servant's task" in regards to satin not being as diligent with lighting jon's. That one always stuck with me because as fanficable that that character trait is within satin, in the context of the chapter it does seem a strange bit of coloring to add. Satin is proved diligent, so by pointing out his negligence in that aspect i think grrm is purposefully and specifically hilighting it.

One of my favorite hints to him having the surname flowers (which is an incredible reach and is so so sodelusional of me. I mean seriously take this with a pound of salt) is the line from acok, dany iv where she has the vision with the "sweet-scented blue flower growing from a chink in a wall of ice"... hear me out, instead of having blue roses be represntative of lyanna, think of them as being a symbol of love within lyanna's line. If r+l=j and satin SPECIFICALLY has a line about the "sweet-scented oil" being registered by jon in the godswood on an icy day,, satin is the sweet smelling blue FLOWER (bastard surname in the reach) and jon is courting him just as rhaegar courted lyanna. And if u think about it. Jon does need a nyssa nyssa so like how far of a reach would it be to say that by comparing jon+rhaegar and their need for a cute person to fulfill a prophecy,, u get sweet smelling satin flowers???🤪🤪🤪

Realistically i dont think theres much of anything to be gained by having him be a lord's bastard, though. It serves as explanation for his mannerisms and character traits for sure (theres also the littlefinger's spy theory but again i dont see the need for him to have one that far from kl and having nothing to do w the current events in his story. Maybe he is a jonsa stan idk) but... the only addition would be to his role within the story on a meta level, if grrm is hinting at a parallel between satinjon and another pairing of characters, which is rife with opportunity for sure.

One more thing to add would be that since empathizing with and aiding those in marginalized groups/ different walks of life from jon's own is so vital within his story (including satin being a prostitute), having satin be a fellow bastard in a much worse position than jon would be a decent addition. Does that set jon up for empathizing with those whose bastard-ry leaves them in positions in which they must make (in jons judgement) immoral choices? In satins case, prostitution, but in aegon vi blackfyre's case? If satin is as important to jons story as i hope he'll be, then a conversation/ philosophic monologue in a jon pov about discrimination being different across class division with those two could be poignant in regards to jons development and future actions.

[my-my-my]

maybe this is a meta mask but why do you think aizen chose loly and melony as his aides? their combat value was incredibly low despite their seeming "closeness" with aizen.

I saw a Reddit post with a similar question a while back. I left a comment on that post, but here's a more extended version of my thoughts:

Aizen was humouring them. It would be too easy for Aizen to kill them (and remember, he loves a good challenge 🤪)

They were self-proclaimed aides. It was either Mila Rose or Appacci that said it (can't remember atm), but one of them said that Loly & Menoly gave themselves those titles, not Aizen.

Loly and Menoly weren’t close at all to Aizen - they were just fan girls at the end of the day who got to be near their idol/crush. It’s why they had such contempt and loathing towards Orihime because they perceived her as a threat to their bond with him (when really there was no bond).

Also most of the arrancar as a whole "respected" Aizen because he was so much stronger than them, so it's really a combination of that with some projection from Loly and Menoly that they feel "worthy" to be with him. In reality, it's just Aizen having better things to do with his time rather than killing them. I'm also of the belief that Aizen doesn't kill willy-nilly lol, but that's another topic for another day.

[edalynn]

The mm comic where the Lumity and Skarvine girls gets together (aka the Skarvine girl’s second appearance) involves the h/l girl leaving the two alone in hopes they’ll just get together, which actually works. And the Boscha clone is like “no that’s a horrible idea, it’ll make them have a lengthy relationship arc.” It sticks in my mind just because of how it acts like a lengthy relationship arc is a BAD thing. The comic is called Upgrade, if you want to look at it, which I highly recommend just because I don’t think I can communicate just how dumb it is.

Oh my god… the levels of his lack of creativity never fail to stun me. I mean, if he likes hunt/low that much of course a lengthy romance arc would be a bad thing to him 🤪

Also, I can’t get over this comment (I googled it and found the Reddit link)

Literally word for word from hunt/lows about Willow and Hunter in between s2 and s3 lmao. Liek you guys do understand that it is a visual media, right? It doesn’t matter what happened “off screen”, right? You understand it needs to be shown visually and explained to be established as canon or that’s bad writing, correct?

[lamonnaie]

hi!!!! gmmtv part 2 is happening soon so i wanted to ask you a few questions :)

what kind of shows are you expecting?? what kind of shows so you want to see??? which couples do you want to get a show and which couple do you think will get one??? is there anything you don’t want to see at all???

<3

sorry anon this has been sitting in my inbox for over a month, but it's gmmtv24 p2 eve so i'm finally getting around to answering it :)

ngl i haven't been super up to date on gmmtv stuff lately + a lot of my favourite actors aren't in the lineup which is kinda sad :(

NEVERTHELESS, let us proceed with the fun stuff hehehe

Predictions

Based off what artists have leaked + reddit detectives + my general delusions: (first 5 with asterisks are ones i'm extra excited for!!! :D)

**firstkhao mafia romcom directed by p'jojo - fk have a series confirmed by khao himself, and all their interactions with p'jojo ever since that first sus ig story makes this one almost 100% confirmed for me (maybe not all the details exactly, but fk with p'jojo at the very least).

**estwilliam cp debut - ALL THE DETECTIVE WORK HAS CONVINCED ME, after greatinn and thorfluke were successfully sussed out before part 1, i have faith that this is gonna come true too 🙏

**KRISTSINGTO COMEBACK - YOU DON'T JUST BRING BACK SINGTO WITHOUT EVERYONE CALLING FOR THIS and there's nothing gmmtv loves more than the big bucks so we all know this is happening 😌

**bounprem's vampire project reannounced (possibly with a new trailer) - i think this one's a given and probably why bp will be there. i'm not sure how long this whole sws gmmtv overhaul has been in the works for, so i dont know whether they'd have filmed a new trailer or not, but i'm expecting some more gmmtv artists to be added to the cast as well.

**new perthchimon bl - i hate myself for not staying up to date enough on perthchimon news lately😭 but i swear someone somewhere strongly hinted at it ???

new joongdunk bl (more adult setting??) - again, i swear i saw someone somewhere confirming/hinting at this, but idk

At least 1 more gl announced - 23.5 is going pretty well and i think they're gonna keep trying it out (emibonnie? viewjune? janjane?)

lego lykn's acting debut + mark pakin main role - As confirmed by the people themselves in livestreams (just grouping them together for shits and giggles lol) also leads me to think some of the other lykn members might dip into acting? 👀

gemini in a het series (with prim or a newbie) - definitely expecting non-bl works for both gemini and fourth, and i've been seeing stuff about geminiprim?? 👀

Wishlist

perthchimon non-school bl directed by p'aof - i will happily take them in whatever capacity we get but i'd love to see them with p'aof in a more mature setting + with a solid good plot

perth in a bl with a different cp partner - i love perthchimon and i love dangerous romance with all my heart, but i also love mixing and matching all the blorbos and i'd love to see perth opposite some others (gmmtv would give us ohmperth if they weren't cowards)

more plot-heavy bls where romance isn't necessarily the main thing - i want to see some less tropey works, where the non-romance plot is more the main focus of the the show

midnight museums s2 - this is not in a million years happening, but a girl can dream 😭😭

dark romance/something more gritty - honestly thing gmmtv does best with their lighter shows, which is why i think it'd be interesting to see them branch out a bit more

another bounprem bl 🤪 - this probably wouldn't have even happened before the gmmtv switch, and don't think it's gonna happen now, but bp are my day 1s and i'm always gonna root for them, solo or together 🥹🥹💞

sports bl !!!! - i've been on a sports drama kick lately, and gmmtv has plenty of sporty people, so make it happen!!

a proper enemies to lovers bl (WITHOUT a childhood meeting reveal) - i need them to truly DESPISE each other's guts before they get together

heartliming spinoff 🫡 - geminifourth's best work imo and i don't think anything will ever beat it for me <3 it would make for such a good show if it's executed well (i have full faith in gem4th and p'aof), it's been too long now, but i would actually die if this happened

a platonic friendship-based show - i just wanna see a really good friendship group (which we can make gay in the headcanons anyway lol) and put them in situations, whether it be crime fighting, trouble making or anything in between honestly

be gay do crime - need i say more? (why are half of my wishes lowkey the same thing reworded 💀)

I think that's all i have in mind (for now). Happy gmmtv24 part 2 everyone !!!! <33

[buttergirlepic]

tw calorie and mental health talk

soooo basically i went to reddit because i needed a little pick me up cause i’m miserable on my diet rn and this one person said that 1700 calories is way too much and i’m not even really in a calorie deficit so now i wanna starve myself 🥰

and also it kinda made me spiral cause i feel like a fat piece of shit and also i’m not good at anything and i haven’t got anything going for me. at football people keep laughing at me cause i’m shit which like i don’t blame them but it still hurts. i see kids younger than me doing amazing things and i’m just like what’s the point in even trying 😍 and school hasn’t been great either, a month ago i was deemed the best in the class and now i’ve missed two assignments in a row and my teacher is mad at me and i might be kicked off the course

basically i might as well just kill myself atp 🤪

[fursasaida]

as previously established, I am not a particularly devout acolyte of Foucault and I am all for critiquing his stuff. howevwr. some people like to make fun of Foucault/his readers by caricaturing discipline & punish, usually in the form of flippantly saying that he just says everything is like prisons. this (in certain niche circles) became enough of a meme that just deadpanning a sentiment such as "did you know schools are like prisons" invoked the whole thing.

but the thing is that schools are. like prisons? like, any prison abolitionist would tell you so. I stumbled into this reddit thread [content note: child death mentioned at the top] where everyone is comparing notes about their experiences as kids or now as parents with navigating school rules that prohibit students carrying their own medications (Advil, inhalers, epipens) and literally. if you are hiding your painkillers inside an M&Ms container with a loose tampon on top so when teachers search you they'll get embarrassed and give it back without looking further. if you have to sit and aggressively bleed on your desk because your teacher won't let you leave class to handle your nosebleed. if you are not to carry playing cards or any kind because the assumption is you would be gambling if you had them. like, it's not subtle.

anyway if I were a more organized person I'd save the link to this thread to use the next time I see "sChOoLs ArE lIkE pRiSoNs 🤪" because like. 🎶have you ever thought about/taping your big mouth shut cause I have many times🎶 and so on and so forth.

[unexplainedthings]

As an avid enthusiast, I think they're understanding how hard it is to hide things. Like Roswell was one thing. The primary for of news/journalism was the radio and slight TV. Now when everyone has the ability to be a journalist, expert, or even amateur investigator plus the wide use of internet sites to get the truth and keep the world populous connected to reality (i.e. Reddit) it's harder to hide or create a narrative any gov institution deems "appropriate for public consumption". I mean the Tic Tac videos were known about for YEARS before they were "released". It's the job now to keep the blind eye turned that they rejected any existence and to now investigate the phenomenon as if it's a brand new occurrence. Just one guys opinion 🤪

i’m sorry i don’t check much as this is over year old. always welcome opinions!

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Does A "Silent Divorce" Exist? by u/That__EST

Does A "Silent Divorce" Exist? https://ift.tt/hqRxj7M article has already been posted and discussed about the recent Page Six declaration that Meghan just LOVES the spotlight 🤪But it made me think about something else. Is it possible for two people to get divorced and never say anything about it? This article seems very try hard to me. Very much like Meghan is trying to put her spin on things about how they're NOT divorcing and they're NOT moving (which...was that even a rumor?)....but that they are at complete opposite ends of the spectrum in regards to everything involving their lifestyle, their relationship with the media, their decisions involving their children, etc. With some of these articles coming out about Meghan's role at Invictus, I'm also starting to wonder if she's really even involved in the project. What would be the catalyst for change with this year's games when last year she played a prominent role and she's been a part of it nearly every year that she's been in Harry's life to my knowledge. Also, can anyone tell me what the lead up to Harry being in Japan was like? Was there ever any hinting or insinuating that Meghan would accompany him to Japan?With Harry's lack of discussion about Meghan or his family while he has been in Japan, her barbed comments about Portia being with her at Barbie movie while Harry stayed home with the kids, and then all of these weird stated demands for her rider at this years Invictus, it really makes me feel like she's being unexpectedly rejected by Harry but doesn't want the public to know. So she's trying to make things seem like they're her idea while Harry becomes more and more indifferent towards her. I will definitely be watching this space to see how much involvement she actually has in Düsseldorf next month. I predict that it won't be much and that's why we have all of this flurry of puff pieces explaining it all away. What do y'all think about this? Is is possible that they will be broken up or even divorce without anyone knowing and we just won't ever see them together again? Meghan's PR definitely seems to be broadcasting how their lives are going in separate places and how it's oh so TOTALLY Meghan's idea herself. post link: https://ift.tt/IbZGuJ9 author: That__EST submitted: August 20, 2023 at 04:23PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

[sir-paddington]

My head is hot with this matthew tkachuk thing lol. Misogyny is soooo fucking normalized what do you mean calling someone's wife a whore is just sports banter 🤪🤪 stop clutching your pearls 🤪🤪 someone even commented on reddit being like as long as it's not racism who cares what they say like why are we again pretending like misogyny is not bigotry just like racism is

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

What if Phil152 from Reddit knows Haley personally or something and that’s why he’s going so hard typing all that stuff. 💀 Phil didn’t come to play LOLLLL.

He made some valid points about deuxmoi though, the person who runs that account just posts anything they receive even if it’s total bs, it could be pretty harmful in my opinion, but she covers it up by saying “everything is alleged” 🤪 which is true, but so many people believe everything they read it’s scary.

that's true, i think it's hard because gossip blogs are just that: gossip. some things may be true, others turn out to be false. but sometimes people don't know how to take things at face value. and they sort of fill in the blanks with their own imagination. like, deuxmoi simply said that evan and haley hooked up; nothing more, nothing less. but some people jumped 5 steps ahead and damn near have evan and haley engaged lol

[wearespecialuniqueandimportant]

Trump On Paska.

I'm Reading Losers In The Trans Tag. As Usual They Victim Blame Those That Can't Take The Victory Of Evil. And Them That Hurt Paraphilia Crazy And Couldn't Care Less Than Kick Such Lgbt Out Of Their Communities Are Pretending To Be So Special Oh So Oppressed Despite Oppressing.

Every Single Post About Community And Coming Together Right. Our Account Was Banned We're Minorities In Minority Spaces.

They Make Disability Into A Thing That Makes You Worse And Less And Cry I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!!! Crazy Into An Illness. And Erase Paraphilia As A No Lgbt Thing. They're Ableist Sanist And Paraphobic. Blood Is On Their Hands. People Willing To Help People Willing To Help Are Important. That's Not Something They Want Though.

You See When They Talk About All This Organizing. All This Coming Together... That's Those Things Against Paraphilia. They Don't Even See Republican As A Problem. Just Crazy Because Republicans Are Crazy People And Need Help That Would Make Them No Longer Republican 🤪!!!!

None Of These Garbage Waste Would Join You On The Fight Against The Fascist Affini. That's What They. The Lgbt Community On Tumblr. Banned Us For. 2 Times. Like Reddit Like Cohost Like Discord We're Hunted By Them. Their Spaces Designed To Police Paraphilia Crazy.

There Is No Care In Their Souls. They Give Hrt For Their Kind And The Crazy Police That Call The Mental Hospital For Yours.

Who The Fuck Would Say Call A S*i*id* Number When The State Is Either Way Run By Those That Don't Care And Shouldn't Even Exist 😭😭😭😭. Individual Hands Would SHATTER This Waste Into Nothing.

Organizing More Like Police Bands. The Lgbt Police The Pick Mes The Woke Police.

They Gather All The Resources For Themselves And Say None For You.

So That's Bullshit They Claim Care Torwards The Lgbt. Especially When That's Just Manipulation Torwards Those Their Manipulation Can Guilt Into Calling The Psych Ward Number That Will Charge Them And Prevent Hormones In There. The Human Domestication Guide Agenda. In Front Of Our Face.

Remember. The Fascist Affini Are After You. Anyone On Their Side Is Dangerous.

They're "Unsafe". "Safe" Usually Used By The Police Btw.

They Validate Waste Paraphobic. Racist.

Such Waste Below Can't Make A Good Decision.

Might I Even Say Always? That's Paraphilia Crazy That's Implied To Be The Danger. An Individual World Without Government.

That's "Safe" To Create Rules And Villanize Those That Can't Hold Up To Them. That's Why WAHH DISABILITY HORRIBLE!!!! I AM SUCH AN INCONVENIENCE!!!! BAAHAAHH CRAZY ILLNESS!!!!

Once You Disagree You're A "Textbook Abuser" And Get A Little Discrimination From Those That Pretend To Protect Those Under Such Things. Betrayal. Abandonment. Mariakin Agree With Me I Deserve So Much Love. Helloo???? Mariakin Believe With Me That Is RIDICULOUS. I'm Being Abused Us Mariabunch Under Such Unsafety 🥺🥺🥺🥺. Safety A Sign Of An Overpoliced Group. Why Would The Horrible World We're In Be Safe? How Can You Feel That Way Hm? Disagree You Need Therapy That's Their Motto. And Therapy Isn't Hormones Or Transition. Understand <3?

So Really Oh Trans In The Trans Tag Scrolling Trough My Mariakin... None Of The People There Besides Us Mariabunch Love And Care About You. They Don't Accept You Once You Disagree Or Expand/Fix Anything They Said. Only Yes Queens. Us Bloody Angels... Got This Hammered Into Our Frail Figure...

Their Disgusting Posts Have "Empathy" For Those That Didn't Vote. Hahaha. We Have Bigger Priorities Than These Garbage. Centrist Ass.

Their Communities Are Capitalism. Are A Police State A Fascist System Of Their Own. I Bait Noone. Mariakin Understand And Agree With Me. You're An Abuser A Fascist. With Capitalist Goals.

[alistairlowes]

i survived s7 i'm freee. by far worst season. if i was an actor and they handed me this script i'd quit but each to their own

- …. not omar again for christ’s sake enough

- barbie's mom advocating for that guy to be expeled but she didn't lift a finger to try and expel her daughters rapists ofc

- skam espana guy

- y'all just met….

- so let me get this straight… omar and joel met after joel (a minor) was kicked out of his house for being gay and ended up homeless and then seeked help from youth center where omar (a 20yo) worked. and omar ended up fucking him… and now they are dating and living together. PREDATOR BEHAVIOUR. no… no. jail. he should not be around kids that need help that's fucking disgusting i hate him gtfo!!!

- elite wikia says joel is 16 but people on reddit keep arguing about the age lmao as if any age that's 16-18 makes it better when thEY FUCKING MET IN YOUTH CENTER WHERE HE WAS SUPPOSE TO HELP SOMEONE IN A VULNERABLE POSITION AND INSTEAD HE DECIDED TO FUCK HIM. also they said they met a year ago so even if he was 18 now he was still underage then.

- „you sound like a creep“

„no it's ok i'm with joel 🤪“

that just makes it worse you fucking fuck let everyone know you're sleeping with a student while working in the school

- ow omar is depressed? hope that the depression wins this round 🥂

- ah a half sister we didn't know anything about until now. sure why not

- eric is interesting portrayal of mental illness and sef harm. omar tho… idc if he kills himself

- BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IS THAT NOT HIS MOTHER?????? WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGG??? THIS CROSSED LINES WHAT THE HELL ☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭

- sara fucking sucks both her and her shitty bf can get fucked

- ok so joel is staying with omar because:

a) he doesn't want to be homeless again

b) he is afraid omar will attempt suicide

oh yeah great relationship

- chloe told ivan thank fuck!!!!

- i support ivan and joel cuz i want joel as far as possible from omar and legit least toxic ship so far

- idc about barbie and her bf and whatever money laundering drama is happening in here

- eric is wasted opportunity because they can't write for shit. i don't feel anything for the fact he wants to commit suicide because they never made me care about him

- literally lost the parents plot i can't be bothered

- idk how does this keep getting renewed like i'd understand some camp but this is just insane at this point

- i thought omar left but no :)))

- people are getting arrested i have no idea why idc

- killing that guy was only good thing this bitch did the whole season

- JOEL FOR GODS SAKEEEEE

- i don't care about a single character bye😭😭

[haiihellooo]

"Stares at you with my autistic eyes" "AUTSIM CREATURE!!" I'm UsInG mY rOsE tOy 🤪" "All men are the same" "WhY aRe DiCkS sO uGlY??" "Sex is so gross!!" (Don't have it. Simple) "Bros before hoes <<< Chicks before dicks" (The second one just tries to hard. It's not funny. It's just not funny) "Transfem/Transmasc vibes!!" "I WANT THEIR GENDER SO BAD!" "She was a boy, he was a girl" Neopronouns (Cancel me if you want, I'm not calling you bunbunself, or whatever the fuck) Forced gay/straight ships "Literally any Cupcakke remix" "Let me pretend I care ✨" "YAOI ❤️" "Turns every character under the sun gay/trans" "All bodies are beautiful" (Some just aren't, dude) "Fat acceptance!" (Fat chance) Whitewashing/Blackwashing "Who want me? 😋" "Save this pin for glass skin" "Girl, I-" "Whisper girls" (Aka dumb bitches on Pinterest who think they just came up with the funniest joke known to man) Whispers with either a random ass pic of an anime charcter or some Korean woman pouting. Overly offensive memes (Where's the joke?) "Taylor's version" (I like some of her songs, but please, please, shut the fuck up) "Acne is hot" Most of the MLP fandom (Most of it is just making Pinkie Pie/Fluttershy a serial killer, giving all of them mental disorders, or making them all gay/trans. Stop. Let me enjoy my fucking show) South Park fandom Most of Reddit Most modern music (Call me a "quirky teen" if you want, but I fucking hate modern music. "I don't wanna kill myself, I just wanna fix my health 🖤" Okay? How am I supposed to enjoy listening to that?) "Normalize periods" (I am saying this with 101% sincerity, as a female: Idgaf. "Normalize eating" Stfu, it's a normal thing. Stop fighting for it like you need rights to have a fucking period. Normalize shutting the fuck up) "If fucked ur mom lololol!" This generation is fucked. I hate it. Everyone annoys me.

[cozycryptidcutie]

Yanno I’m not one to care about reddit likes. I don’t care if people disagree with me and give me a dislike. I had a comment that literally thousands of ppl took the wrong way or made assumptions about the post because they do things a certain way and assume the posters family also did it like them. (No I’m not over it) but tell me WHY bcuz I got low karma it means I couldn’t comment or in some subreddits post? I had to make a whole new reddit account because of ONE comment! And now I try to stay on top of my comments just in case I get any dislikes. Because as much as I don’t care about ppl disagreeing with me, I don’t want reddit to stop working 🤪 ALSO ALSO reddit will notify you if you get a like or a lot of likes but NOT if you get a dislike or ALOT of dislikes. Even tho likes mean nothing but brownie points but dislikes WILL LITERALLY DISABLE YOUR WHOLE ACCOUNT???? Anyways I’m too obsessed with reading AITA to delete it-

[alicent-hightowers-spouse]

Omg so I know season four was released a while ago but I recently found my reaction notes to the first six episodes. And they’re really funny so I want to share them with you guys lmao.

My notes on Stranger Things

Before I begin:

-Byler no matter what

-Ronance no matter what

-please don’t let any main characters die 😭

-but if someone has to go make it Hopper please

-or at least just please don’t kill Robin or Max or Dustin or Will

-I want an open confession that either Will is gay or that he has a crush on Mike or both

-although I think it would be best if Mike was the one who confessed feelings first

-I already know I’m not prepared for this at all

-Future Cass, how r u feeling?

Edit: I was correct I was not prepared for that at all 😀

Episode One:

-THERES A WARNING IN THE DESCRIPTION?!

-Why is the lab so gay? 💀

-AYYY IS BRENNER VECNA?

-Don’t know who this boy is that BRENNER is manipulating but he has OCD 💀✋🏼

-Love him for that 🤪

-LMAO HE BE TELLING BRENNER THAT HIS DRAWING SUCKS

-I LOVE TEN PLS DONT KILL HIM

-😀

WHAT

-WHAT

-EL?! YOUVE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO BESTIE

-OMG WAIT IS BRENNER NOT A COMPLETELY TERRIBLE PERSON JGJRJRJ

-Ayo just noticed that Mileven and Jancy are together in the intro so they can’t actually be a couple because none of the other names are 😁🥰

-DAMN EL IS WHIPPED

-AYO JOHNATHAN SMOKING POT?!

-SUZIEEEE LOML YSSSSSSSSSSSE

-DUSTIN STOP PEER PRESSURING UR GF 😭

-BOOBIES HAHA

-I too love BOOBIES 💅❤️

-MAX MAX MAX MAX I LOVE U YESSSS

-Robin’s a trumpet player WHAT?!

-THE DUFFERS DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT BAND 🙄

-ROBIN IS A QUEEN AND TRUMPET PLAYERS ARE REDDIT USERS

-Do research next time besties

-AHYY I automatically approve Vickie because she plays clarinet.

-she can do no wrong 💅

-LUCAS?

-I mean get it bestie

-slay

-don’t know who this dude is but can he just shut up for a second he’s so annoying 💀

-WHAT?! DOLL?!

-Why the heck is this girl annoying Will?

-Omg why are these kids making fun of a dead person

-But LIEK Will SLAYYYY

-OMG Max 😭

-Does Chrissy have an ED 😟

-OMG someone save Chrissy

-AYO VECNA LEAVE CHRISSY ALONE

-EDDIE SUS

-NOT TAMMY LMAO

-ERICA YESSS

-WHAT WHAT WHAT JFJRIWJDJJFJDJJD OMG I- CRAZY ENDING

But like also I loved Chrissy why did she have to die 😭

Episode Two:

-I’m not buying it 🙄✋🏼

-Hopper SHOUKD not be alive but whatever

-PLEASE MIKE STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE AND GIVE WILL A HUG 😭

-Joyce is such a girl boss

-But Murray is so smart

-THE GUN TO PUNCH TRANSITION WAS SO CLEAN

-Poor Will 😭

-POOR ELEVEN OMG 😟

-AYO NANCYS HAIRCLIP ITS THE SAME AS THE GIRL THAT DANVED WITH WILL AND ITS FRUITY

-AYO BYLER IS DEF HAPPENONG THERES NO WAY ITS NOT AFTER THAT LMOA

-DAMN EL, but like Angela low key deserved that anyways lmao

-Damn VECNA be killing someone every episode

-AYO DINNER WITH MURRAY DINNER WITH MURRAY I HOPE HE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT BYLER

-Please they literally just confirmed that Mike isn’t actually in love with El 💀

Episode Three:

-BAHHAHA WHY IS ELEVEN GETTING ARRESTED SO FUNNY TO ME PLEASE

-“experiment sexually”

-IF THIS ISNT A CONFIRMATION I-

-AYO ROBIN AND NANCY ROBIN AND NANCY OMG ITS HAPPENING AHHH

-This is some Saw shit right here 💀

-Lucas is an asshole I can’t believe that he’s ratting on Eddie 😒 and I loved him so much before this too 😞

-I TAKE IT BACK SLAY LUCAS SLAYYY

-NOOO MAXXX

Episode Four:

-BAHAHAH THE FROM

-NO BUT LIKE NAMCY AND ROBIN DO BE SLAYING

-ALSO SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE MAX SHE CANT DIE 😭

-NO BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE LUCAS’ REACTION SO BAD WHEN MAX TELLS HIM SHES DYING

-PLEASE I LOVE MAX

-YESSS ROBIN SLAYYY OMG SHE MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER THJRHT

-Ayo this season is violent and gory

-I hate Hopper but that was a very cool escape

-I swear that was so fruity OMG Byler is happening HDHRJ

-PLEASE NOT HOPPER NARUTO RUNNING

-AYO YURI IM ABOUT TO THROW HANDS HOW DARE HE KINDAP JOYCE AND MURRAY THE GIRLBOSS DUO 😡. when they wake up they’re gonna girlboss him so hard thta VECNA is gonna kill him by throwing the homophobic dog at him

-PLEASE WHY WAS THE BABY ON FIRE SO FUNNY TO ME

-MAX IS GETTING ME IN MY FEELS HELP

-STOP THE WHOLE TIME NDING SCENE I JUST- WOW FHJFJF

Episode Five:

-HELP THE WAY HE FLIPPED THE BED THRJRJR

-Death Note vibes 🤪💀

-No but also why does El dress like a Disney charactor 💀 so many layers

-HUHHHH MY JAW JUST DRIPPED

-nahhh THERES no way this crusty old guy is still kicking

-he probably died just from being knocked to the floor

-nah but I’m shitting bricks here what the duck is going on

-OMG OWENS I TRUSTED U WHYYYYY 😭

-Ok so this is a horrible situation for El BUT THE FACT THAT SHE LITERALLY DREW A PRIDE FLAG IS SNEDING ME 😭✋🏼

-This is making me feel like I’m on drugs for fr

-But this whole seaosn is giving me Hereditary vibes

-OMG WAIT A SECOND NO BECAUSE IM FREAKING OUT BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS GOING EXACTLY HOW I PREDICTED AND ITS SO REAL THEIR ACTUALKT GONNA MAKE BYLER CANON OMG IFHJRJEJEJ

-ALSO I LOVE ARGYLE OMG YRS

-YO HOPPER THATS KINDA FRUITY BESTIE

-NOT THIS EPISODE MAKINB ME FEEL BAD FOR HOPPER

-also now I ship him with Enzo. Oops.

-no but seriously poor Chrissy 😭

-but also not her Mom being a Karen 😒

-PLEASE JOYCE AND MURRAY R BOTH SUCH GIRLBOSSES I LOVE THEM BOTH ONG

-I swear to god if this mother trucker messes with Eddie I’m going to throw hands

-OMG STEVE AND NANCY? STRVE AND NANCY?

-OMG THAT ALSO COULD BE A HUGE BYLER HINT (the Sherlock thing)

-LUMAX SUPEEIORITY LUMAX SUPERIORITY

-Joyce and Murray rlly do be slaying though 💅

-No but like was cutting her hair rlly nessecary 😭✋🏼

Episode Six:

-“Steve takes one for the team.” THE DUCK DOES THAT MRAN?!

-Jason r u stupid or dumb? Did u not hear Eddie screaming?! And you can’t beat the devil lmao 😭✋🏼

-Damn these bitches think they’re Miss Trunchbull or something 🧍‍♀️

-AYO MIKE IS WEARING THR INVERSE OF THE SHIRT FROM THE NOT POSSIBLE SCENE OMG BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER CONFIRMED??!!!????

-OMG YES SUZIE SLAYYY

-QUEEN BAHVIOR

-THE MORE I WATCH THE MORE GIRLBOSS MURRAY AND JOYC GET

-POWER DUO SLAYY

-EHY DO THE PPL TRUST THE FOOD SO QUICKLY THEY ABOUT TO DIE 💀

-religious ppl r so dumb omg 💀