#just plain sexy

[singledigitsalary]

[richonnefan50]

There not nearly enough thirst traps about William Zabka speaking voice and I find that criminal. Like I could listen to him talk all day 🤤.

[kingkatsuki]

Yeah short skirts and crop tops are sexy— but there’s just something about a man that finds you so attractive wearing clothes that shouldn’t be considered typically sexual. Like baggy sweats or his old, worn shirt.

Those plain, boring outfits that aren’t planned and are just thrown together for comfort and practicality that have his dick throbbing for you as he imagines bending you over the nearest surface.

[floorpancakes]

i used to be a semi big dmmd meme blog and sometimes that muscle memory slips out. but im more based this time so my thoughts are cooler and more interesting

[nightguide]

DEAD THONGS TO COMPETE WITH BIG ASS DEAD TITS YOU SCORNED MAN LABOUR TO (THE NOVEL) - LINNA RIAZ

DUMBARSE THE WORLD IN OUR TRILOGY, THE WORLD ENDED BUT WE DID NOT GIVE A SHIT (THE SHAYATEENI'S MIRACLE DAJJAL: THE REQUIEM)

REEMA AND LAYLA (THE DUMKOPF)

THIS IS HOW I'D END UP FINDING A MARRIAGE REVERSION FEELING LIKE IN REAL TIME

IT'S SHIT.

I HATE THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN THERE LOOKING FOR ME UNTIL I FIND YOU ARSE SHAGGING THAT MAN OVER THERE UNTIL I MADE YOU SEE

NO FUCKING PUNCTUATION, I MARRIED THAT LOSER A LONG TIME AGO

WHO FUCKING SAID THAT I WAS THE AUTHOR

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT

HAAJID (WHAT KIND OF MOTHER FUCKING NAME IS THAT)

BROKEN FAST FOR 'LOOKING'

ALL TOGETHER NOW, HE LOOKS. CRINGE

OW,

FUCK OFF

THIS IS NOT YOU, NIGGER

NIGGA

NIFFIGIGGITFAGGOT

YES

I AM

THIS IS YOU

(REMOVED FROM THE GROUP CHAT: HAAPY BIRTHDAY JIDECIMAL: WEIRD PRONOUNCIATION OF THE NAME IS NOT ALLIANCED TO THE AUTHOR (SHE KNEW)

FUCKKKKKKKKOFF.

BRITISH WAY OF SAYING THAT (NOT EVEN REMOVED)

FARTS AS SHE MAKES A NOISE (SLAPPED)

SLAPPENING.

YOUR TURN GURU MAHARAJA

HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK WE ARE????

HALAL ASSININE KEANU REEVES

AND THERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE SHE WATCHED SUPERNATURAL IN FRONT OF US. YOU KNEW, WE. WERE. THERE.

PAKI

YES

YES, I AM.

[haven-of-dusk]

We as a society don't appreciate this man enough for his Celestial-level beauty.

[cumcoveredangelx]

You should have been a lingerie model

In my dreams.. I’m 4 ft 11 and look like a child in real life.. I could never sell lingerie, I look cute and pretty but not bold and sexy like a model

[singledigitsalary]

[swordmaid]

lolth-sworn society beauty standards must be so crazy and strict tho…. like if the red eyes are a gift from lolth and if not every drow are born with the red eyes I just imagine you’d get ostracised if you’re born with white eyes or purple, like ur not wanted by lolth from birth so ur inherently worthless. in the same vein if you also don’t have white hair then you’re treated as an Other bc you don’t look like everyone else. and I imagine that lolth is THE very definition of their beauty standard so they aspire to look like her, and all the beauty trends and ideals are influenced from her or from her spiders and if there’s anything any feature about yourself that deviates from lolth’s standards then you’re considered as ugly and grotesque.

likewise, I’d imagine the upkeep of beauty is a sort of status symbol because if you manage to keep up with the elaborate outfits and hairstyles without worrying someone is gonna kill you with it it means that you have the luxury to be comfortable. and also the means to afford such things in the first place bc resources in the underdark are pretty limited and gems from the surface needs to be imported and id imagine they’d be more expensive bc it’s already so risky going down the underdark let alone doing trade in menzoberranzan.

like unsure if this an actual thing too but I like the hc so it’s real to Me! But I like the idea that hair is essentially a status symbol towards the drows, and they favour elaborate braids and updos that resembles a spider’s web and cocoon, and a way to punish and shame someone is to cut off their long hair. like imagine if the matriarchs wore gigantic elaborate braided hair with all these head pieces and designs to show off the status of their house and the power they themselves have, and the lesser houses’ braids are much more smaller in comparison. she would have the means to do her hair like that daily because she has designated servants and slaves attending to her needs, and she has the money to afford all sorts of accessories. and the same goes for their clothes too, since silk is a favourite amongst the drows and it’s a pretty difficult fabric to work with. I’d also imagine lace being a highly sought out fabric among them since it’s so delicate and flimsy, and it could easily snag. but the fact that you’re able to wear something fragile as lace is a power play in itself since it’s a show off your own strength and power … kind of like a taunt ?

anyway, this isn’t really going anywhere I’m just typing aloud but I’d imagine in a society where almost everyone’s colouring is similar to each other, where beauty is one of the most infamous traits they’re known to have, and where they claim that red eyes is a gift from the goddess they’re all expect to covet and worship id imagine the beauty standards there are so crazy and toxic lol

[blondemadona]

Everyone can have their obsession with whatever and move on but Carmilla will forever hold a place in my heart

[phoebonica]

if I had a nickel for every piece of upcoming Dracula-related media starring a trans protagonist with a strong connection to [name redacted for spoiler] that I'm looking forward to, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but

[selchwife]

i dont have the rich boyfriend emet fantasies very often but the new underwear i bought this march for my birthday are already falling apart, like the waistbands are just decoupling from everything else. they were the really cheap kind you buy in a pack, like i think it was $8 for all 5 pairs, but still. i do not want to have to mend these they are brand fucking new bro

[raisinchallah]

honestly we dont need the everything bagel people are just afraid to make the garlic and onion bagel because it would unleash an animal madness in everyone consuming it like the poppy seeds and sesame seeds are really not pulling their weight and are keeping us from the peak bagel experience do better

[wetcatspellcaster]

I saw “massive dip in Honest Lie” and I was like you know when that Loviatar priest hits you and you’re like oh no ;) it hurts ;)

OHHHH YEAAAAAAHH HONEST LIE ANGST LETS FUCKING GO IM SO PSYCHED IM SO PSYCHED

When Rosalie said “it might not be love, not for you” I was already on the floor I was crumbled into little pieces I’m just sopping about now waiting for the angst such that I can reform into a corporeal ghoul wailing oooOoooooOOOOIHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

As always!!!! I love you thank you!!! Thank you!!

hahaha, thank you for the message! I assume/want to hope the people who read my fic like angst to be honest :) otherwise why are y'all here :)

Anyway, the good news is that the question of 'love' is not going to be under fire in any of the angst, it's more just an issue of... definitions. Someone (Astarion) needs to learn that love ≠ "I'll let you kill 7000 people". Which is unfortunate... idk some people would think that's maybe what romance means. But we've all seen that timeline so... sorry Astarion. Time to suffer :)))))

[galaxymagick]

230606 play tebas land cast | @brianyim68

[chronicowboy]

i have a crippling belt addiction