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raisinchallah · 1 year ago

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honestly we dont need the everything bagel people are just afraid to make the garlic and onion bagel because it would unleash an animal madness in everyone consuming it like the poppy seeds and sesame seeds are really not pulling their weight and are keeping us from the peak bagel experience do better

#the bagel ranking changes all the time cuz sometimes pumpernickel bagels are just like #theres no flavor theyre indistinguishable from plain but other times its like delicious rye and caraway explosion #and like everything bagels are good but tbh garlic bagel is supreme #onion bagel would also be sexy but less common #and again we should throw this all aside for garlic onion bagel

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