#just my onionpinions

[t0r1b34r]

So quick question bc to me your galetakes are godtier (and I'm too scared to come off anon) but enquiring minds need to know!

Would Gale ever suck off one of his mirror images? Would he ever let of them suck him off?

And it's been rattling around in my head like a rock tumbler and now it's worn all shiny and smooth but what would the audiegalevajra threesome look like?

SORRY IM JUST GETTING TO THIS QUESTION NOW ive been spreading democracy on helldivers 2 for the past two days and then before that i was pretending I couldn’t read for three weeks because im at a Very Precarious point in the fic where i have to be REALLY CAREFUL about what i write

ANYWAY

FOR YOUR FIRST QUESTION:

I like to think that Gale as I know and understand him tends to prefer intimacy and romance with little or trivial magic involvement, and probably only for assistance with the the actual act with someone else, if that makes sense.

like he wouldnt Rub One Out with a mage hand by himself when his hand’s totally fine even if he wants to feel like someone else is doing it for him, but he WOULD encourage his partner to Yank Him Off with a mage hand while they played with themselves.

I feel like after his affair with mystra and his difficulty with the orb and his sense of self in relation to the weave, his attitude towards the weave probably changed from “magic is my life” to “magic is an important but not the most important part of my life” which is a huge difference and big character growth, especially in the Audieverse.

bc like, in my brain, he went from being the Magic Guy Gale of Waterdeep whose girlfriend was Literally Magic to Gale Dekarios Illusions Professor at Blackstaff Academy. so with that progression in mind, I like to think that he probably WOULD HAVE had sex with ONLY MAGIC in the past, especially considering he was involved with mystra. like he would have had sex with a mirror image of himself or gotten astral freaky with mystra in a weird and fucked up way

But NOW I feel like in his sex life, he uses magic less as a live companion and more as a tool. and I think that would also mirror his detachment from mystra and the weave as a conscious, living thing. it’s now just an aid for him when he needs it, which is, in my honest onionpinion, a much healthier way to view the weave. also i hate mystra

ANSWER:

so in my Audieverse,

he wouldn’t suck off nor be sucked off by a mirror image by himself, but he WOULD bring in a mirror image to help pleasure his partner if and when he feels like he Doesn’t Have Enough Hands for the Cool New Position he read about

AS FOR YOUR OTHER QUESTION

the AuVaGale threesome (which sounds like a French wart medicine) would Kind of Go Crazy in my honest opinion because look. the three of them are wizards. and they have so many spells that they can use as tools to help them go insane.

How would it actually occur though??

As we know, Gale has certain feelings about group sex and sharing his partner. Many fanfic writers like myself are of the belief that he’d really only be willing to share his partner with a mirror image of himself, and that’s that.

HOWEVER, I personally believe he’d be more willing to temporarily share his partner with someone sentient further down the line, the more secure he feels in himself and his relationship, so long as he’s involved.

because we know that he’s not okay with the idea of “sharing” tav with someone whom he isn’t attracted to in an open relationship kind of arrangement (as per the reaction to halsin’s offer). though we don’t know his attitude towards polyamory, where all partners are attracted to each other and in close proximity, or group sex, where dynamics can vary and the arrangement is temporary.

we know he gets turned on by the sight of his partner having sex with someone else even if he can’t see himself participating in it (citing the scene with the drown twins in SC) so he’s not ENTIRELY uncomfortable with it. my assumption in that moment is that the group sex there involved 1) too many people that 2) he didn’t know and 3) didn’t trust, coupled with the fact that 4) his confidence still wasn’t very good by that point.

so what if the group sex now is

Only three people total

Two of whom he knows and trusts very well, one of them his partner and the other a close friend (during post main plot timeline ofc)

Taking place during a time in his life where he’s confident, secure, and self assured?

I think he’d be willing to try, especially if Audie and Vajra bring it up to him from a place of safe experimentation. neither of them would pressure him into anything of course, they would simply present the offer and leave him to either accept or reject it. and I think he’d feel safe and secure with them enough to accept it.

WITH THAT SAID

let’s start with the stats

First of all, Vajra (as I interpret her) has a preference for women with no dislike for men. would she be attracted to a man? sure. but she mostly finds herself attracted to women. as such most of her experience has been with women. and she has Extensive Experience.

as I interpret her, vajra has always been a busy woman. as the blackstaff of waterdeep, she’s never had much time for romance, especially early on in her career. It’s certainly gotten easier now that Audie is her Heir and they both run that tower like the navy, but for the first ten to fifteen years, vajra didn’t have much time to breathe. but she still had needs! so she’d have one night stands or FWBs or whatever, and she’d drop them once they got too attached or they wanted more.

SO VAJRA is an incredible giver. That is to say she eats cooter like she’s starved. her strap game is insane. And her favorite spell to use in the bedroom is Vajra’s Purple Tentacles (a modified version of Evard’s Black Tentacles, with EXCELLENT improvements). So every woman who has ever had a sexual encounter with vajra has likely called out her name while having sex with someone else. Overall, TECHNIQUE focused.

AUDIE’s stats are funny. She tends to receive, but she switches. This is just fact. Currently canonically she’s not experienced at all. But after the events of the main fanfic plot, she gets a LOT of experience with Gale VERY QUICKLY because now the world isn’t on fire so they can fuck like rabbits. her cooter is a hypergrip supersoaker, she’s flexible, and she is DEXTROUS and HANDSY. So her handjobs and her fingering is A1. Shes good at giving Gale head, but she has no experience with cooters, unfortunately. She’s also adventurous and creative, so she’s the one that’s going to bring in the mirror images and the mage hands and the aphrodisiacs and the whips and chains and all the assortments. So she’s DYNAMICS focused.

As for GALE, he prefers to give, but he can receive as well. as we all know, hes waterdeep’s number one yapper, which means that his tongue is second to none. and the man is SEDUCTIVE, especially with two other nerds who’d be seduced by his specific brand of sweet talk. all his whispering and slow movements and most importantly, his wandering hands. He’s all about the FEELING of the moment, the actual pleasure that’s being received. so I like to think he also tries to coax multiple orgasms from his partners as a result. So he’s SENSATION focused.

now, what are the attitudes to pairings?

Audie can top Gale

Audie can top Vajra

Audie can bottom for Gale

Audie can bottom for Vajra

Vajra can top Gale

Vajra can top Audie

Vajra would prefer not to bottom for Gale

Vajra would prefer not to bottom for Audie

Gale can top Audie

Gale would prefer not to top Vajra*

Gale can bottom for Audie

Gale can bottom for Vajra**

* I feel like Gale, despite feeling comfortable and secure in the threesome, might feel weird about actively pleasure someone who wasn’t Audie. Since, in my eyes, he views giving his partner pleasure as his priority, it’d be logical for him to want to reserve that for his partner.

** But on that note, it is impossible to look at Vajra’s Purple Tentacles with the Ribbed Shafts, Extra Wide Bulbous Heads, Size Adjusting Tendrils, and Precise Internal Navigation and not spread your legs while your wife sits on your face. so

with those pairings in mind, the combinations are virtually endless, even with restrictions. Audie could bottom for vajra while sucking off Gale. Gale could bottom for Vajra while eating Audie out. Or fingering her. Or even ALSO TOPPING her. the both of them could get topped by vajra AT THE SAME TIME with her tentacles WHILE Gale tops Audie OR Audie tops Gale.

if we could describe the threesome in one phrase, it’d be this: Vajra gives Audie and Gale the best night of their life. And of course Vajra enjoys it very much as well, especially because she got to teach Audie how to eat cooter and DAMN she’s a fast learner. So everyone walks out happy

do they repeat it? Probably. Gale got a lot of inspo to modify Evard’s Black Tentacles for his own preferences. Audie learned how to eat cooter and found out she LOVESSS to suck Gale off while he’s getting plowed by someone. and Vajra found out that Audie has an entire bottomless chest for her sex toys.

so everybody wins ! And THATS how I see the AuVaGale threesome

I hope this lengthy explanation was to your tastes

[sesquipedalianmarquis]

D&D Classes

so i offered to give someone a quick summary of the 5e dnd PHB classes, which i then read out to my friends, who then implored me to post it on tungle dot hell

so... here we go

being a barbarian is fun. you get an ability called “rage” which means u get super pissed and things can’t hurt you as much now. and all you have to do in a fight is run around and hit things! you don’t even have to wear armour. go into battle wearing only a cute skirt, footwear and a huge axe. go nuts. work off your aggression by playing A Barbarian today!

fighters tend to be more knightly than barbarians. this is mostly because they usually wear armour. they come in all flavours from “brilliant strategist” to “dumbass mercenary”. you can do whatever with a fighter, but your main job as a fighter is being the tank of the team!

rogues are, well, rogues. the sneaky stabby bastards of the group. the rogue gets a feature called sneak attack, which lets you unload unholy amounts of bonus damage when you have the drop on your enemy! if someone so much as breathes in your direction you fall over dead because you have few hitpoints and next to no armour, but it’s fine — they can’t hit you if you’ve already cut their throats while they were still drawing their swords. >:3c

monks are weird. like, imagine a dude, but his fists are lethal weapons. we’re thinking more bruce lee than medieval augustinian church man here. sometimes they’re really good at punching. sometimes they’re ninjas. you can go full naruto here if your heart desires! monks rule. they’re pretty squishy, but like, it’s worth it for the ability to hit someone three times in six seconds, yes?

rangers! picture aragorn from the lord of the rings. but like, maybe a bit more legolas. you probably have a bow. maybe even an animal companion. you can’t get lost in the forest, unlike the other dumbasses in your party, who are all fucking useless at surviving in the wild, in your opinion. you can attack a bit, heal a bit, cast a bit – and you get a free pass to play an introverted character.

PALADINS! :D my favourite class. don’t tell anyone, but yes, i have a favourite. and yes, it’s the paladin. you get the goodies of a fighter (high hitpoint maximum, heavy armour, any weapon you desire). and then also a god! your god is a little like your employer. or maybe even an annoying manager. or maybe your god doesnt talk to you at all and you’re just doing your best. fact is, because you believe in something really hard, you can do magic! it doesn’t have to be good. evil paladins are totally a thing. and you get healing skills! there’s nothing sexier than a group tank who doesn’t need a healer because they can heal their own damn self in the middle of battle. hell yeah.

bards? weirder than monks. bards can insult you so hard you take psychic damage. a bard can yell at a goblin “your mom suck me good & hard thru my jorts” and maybe the goblin will just straight up die. who let them have magical power? i don’t fucking know. but fuck, dude, they have it, and now there’s no stopping these weirdly charismatic drama club kids.

warlocks. you have a contract. a deal. a curse. a sugar daddy. basically, a demon, fiend, fey, eldritch monster or other powerful whatever went “hey you, i’ll give you some magical powers. blast plasma from your hands and mind control people or some shit.” and maybe you owe them your soul now, or have to follow orders, or something. but it’s really not that bad a deal... right?

clerics, here we go: you’re super magic. it’s because a god likes you. or you like a god? religion gives you magical abilities. clerics come in all flavours from “i will die if you so much as look at me mean” to “i am tankier than the barbarian, get fucked” but if your party’s cleric dies... you’re fucked.

druids. druids are the smelly forest dude who smokes weed and has leaves in his hair at all times. druids don’t know what sugar spoons are. they just wanna talk to plants and, like, chill, man. you usually get a druid in your party either because the druid’s like “this sounds fun” or because someone’s been fucking with the forest and they’re pissed. did i mention they can turn into animals? because that’s a thing. hell yeah.

wizards are nerds. all of them. they’re all nerds. they study books real hard until they can do magic! it takes training and studying and more studying and finally your robe clad, fire throwing wizard is ready to go on an adve— oh no. he tripped. and fell. and the fall damage killed him. because wizards have the structural integrity of a damp saltine cracker. i was a wizard once and i got knocked unconscious by a bunch of ravens. bring a barbarian, to protect your little wizard. please.

sorcerers are like wizards... but better. they make fun of wizards. they bully the wizards. because what a wizard has to study for ages, a sorcerer can just... do. just like that. did someone in their family fuck a dragon? did someone in their lineage get dunked in the astral plane for a while? is their soul just kind of spectacularly magical for no reason you can guess at? whatever the source, they have an innate ability to Do Magic. it’s pretty cool. if only most of them weren’t dumbass drama queens, or massive emos.

[sanchoyoscribbles]

Playing with oc school uniforms and how I think they'd wear them... these probably aren't the final designs, but I thought it'd be fun to show my process a lil and show my messier sketches :p

I think despite being a kinda nice private school they're lax with the uniforms, you can wear the skirt vs pants or tie vs bow regardless of gender so I think Cara would also wear pants some days... Mira is solidly a skirt gal tho. 🤔

Mira wears it very proper but throws in cute accessories in the schools colors, Cara, being nocturnal as she is throws it on However Is Fastest since she plans on napping or doodling in classes anyway, and Yue-Bing wears it relaxed but 'cool' ! I feel like Mira is always fussing at Cara and trying to fix her tie and collar, and mad Cara let's it stay wrinkled lmao. (I think Cara just throws the uniform on the floor when she gets back to the ship, and if she accidentally leaves her door open, Arilla WILL wash and iron the clothes against her will.)

These are sorta the cold weather versions, but since Cara is cold natured, she wears her cardigan almost the whole year and regularly takes Mira's scarves...

[sanchoyowrites]

I'd like for bakugo to kinda be held accoutable for his bs, like I get that he got a little bit better, and now he is reluctanly willing to do team work, but still, he is too much of a gary sue for me to like him. Like he treats everyone awfully and still has a big group of friends ???

Oh, I agree to a point? It’s a controversial topic, I do feel like he’s a love or hate him type of character... I prefer that his character growth has been slow actually, I don’t think the manga’s even close to be over, so I think it’d be boring if he was Suddenly Super Kind. I feel like his character is less of a bully now and more of a tsundere...him interacting with the kids during the remedial arc, and also the 1A VS 1B stuff showed a lot of growth imo! I would like a genuine apology from him to Izuku at some point, but they’re both still kids, and they’re getting along amicably now, and Izuku, having grown up with him, knows he’s more of an apology through actions rather than words. I feel like bakugo vs deku part 3 will be inevitable, and they’ll go thru More Growth...n help each other grow. Him and deku aren’t foils so much anymore as they are hero rivals, at this point he’s outgrown the foil, and tbh Shigaraki is more of a direct foil anyway for narrative themes.

And as for him having a big friend group, I feel like he’s gone out of his way to help Kiri, seek out his company/help and such and they don’t have that past he and Izuku have, so them being friends isn’t a stretch in my mind. I don’t exactly think he treated them ‘awfully’, maybe at the start of the manga, but not much anymore? The others in the ‘bakusquad’ are all pretty social and easygoing enough to put up with him and enjoy teasing him, and I think it’s good for him to have friends. I would like to see him interact with them more tho. Like a mini bakusquad arc or smth. 

And you have to try and get in the mindset of people in the BNHA world to understand why people put up with him/why he consistently has friends, actions put aside for a minute. It’s a lot of the same reason the villains are..well. Villains. He’s got a strong, flashy quirk. It’s why he won the sports festival (kind of. Shoto probably would’ve won if he hadn’t been having..person issues...or. uh, if the whole thing had been written realistically, Uraraka probably would’ve won, but with the girls treated as they are, fat chance..) people hear and see about his quirk and have a natural positive bias towards him and that’s not me justifying it, or condemning his friends for it, but to an extent they’ve all been raised in this world where Quirks Determine Your Fate and how you’re treated. They’ve all experienced it, being able to get into the hero course of a good school because of it... 

I do hope they interact with the villains more and explore those biases, but Bakugo will never be treated too badly or face harsh consequences, bc he’s got a good quirk and got praise for it, like, ALWAYS. It’s the same issue with Endeavor (and. if we’re talking about things we’d like to change, how in the WORLD did I forget how HIS “”redemption/repentance”” arc has been going bc. THATS a shitshow worth a million words...its..not good so far. I’ll leave it at that.)  in this world it’s a flaw of the system that very violent, aggressive people with strong quirks get praised and their flaws get ignored. I do think because Bakugo is young, he’s actively getting better, and hopefully will continue to do so. There’s plenty of time for more growth!

(I..don’t have strong feelings about many of the UA kids tho, ngl everyone knows which characters I spent most of my time thinking abt ;v; )

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This wasn’t me saying your feelings on it aren’t valid, tho! If you don’t like him as a character, I totally get it. I wouldn’t like him as a person, but as a character I do find him interesting. But he’s done enough shit each reader can form their own opinion about him and I’ll think ‘yeah. that’s fair.’  :”)

[saintends]

💕📺🎥📻 tell me about things u enjoy

oh? enjoyables??????

💕 Your two top fave fictional characters -

literally have so fucking many i can’t pick the EXACT top 2 so two of my many faves are

Gale the Wizard from HM:AP >>>

and Ibuki Mioda from SDR2 >>>

📺 Fave anime -

I’m a fucking closet weeb from back in the day, and probably for the most impactful ones... i’d say Sailor Moon (the original one) because i fucking cosplayed when i was like... 6 during halloween because i loved that show so MUCH....

and i also have a weak spot for Boku no Hero Academia. I know the creator is ASS to women but i love the mix of traditionally western style comic superheroism with the unique japanese twist!!! it kinda got to me emotionally as well <3 i’m a basic bitch on the surface, but i have a shit ton of alright reccomended anime if you want a relatively unheard one to watch.

🎥 Fave film -

If i’m being honest, I BARELY EVER watch movies because i have zero attention span and people get mad if i stim while watching since it seems like im not paying attention. if i had to pick one? maybe the Don Bluth Anastasia movie!!

📻 Fave song currently -

I’m on a massive Red Vox kick rn... the song Anesthesia from the album Realign is a big contender... it just itches a specific scratch for music that i can’t describe. it’s unique and i REALLY reccomend you listen to it if you get a chance! here!

thanks for letting me unload, i have so many onionpinions you have no idea <3