#just me dmbj shitposting

[morweneledhwen]

Wu Xie:

Who lives in those houses on the mountain?

Zhang Haike:

The old monsters.

Zhang Rishan somewhere, probably:

*sneezes*

[hils79]

Thanks for tagging me (ages ago I'm sorry I suck) @puppy-phum

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1. why did you choose your url?

I am so boring I almost want to apologise for it. My url is just my nickname and the year I was born (yes, I am old).

2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them.

I don't really use my sideblogs much. I've got one that I haven't used for years that I used to post some of my photography on @hal-photography. I've got one for an old UK convention that folded during the pandemic but that I used to do the marketing for @writerconuk and I've got a whump blog that I use to reblog my favourite whumpy gifs so that they're easy to find. Not sharing that one because I do not wish to be Perceived.

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

My original blog was set up in 2010. I had to nuke it after some unpleasantness in the Supernatural fandom (isn't it always SPN) and I've had this current once since 2011 I think

4. do you have a queue tag?

Nah, I don't queue things as a general rule. I do a bunch of reblogging first thing in the morning while I'm scrolling in bed and that's more or less it

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

I was looking for a new home after Livejournal finally properly died and most fandom folk were here at that time

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

It's a piece of DMBJ art that my housemate comissioned as a Christmas present a couple of years ago. I love it, and it was made specifically for me, so I made it my header and my icon

7. why did you choose your header?

Same as above

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

This RDJ/Paul Bettany exchange I ripped from Twitter. I have no idea why it ended up with 20k notes

9. how many mutuals do you have?

I honestly have no idea. Lots.

10. how many followers do you have?

Argh now I'm going to have to go and look. 2421. Wow.

11. how many people do you follow?

Wow this thing is really exposing me. 1908. I generally follow back so long as I can see that the person is an active fandom blog where we have at least one fandom in common.

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

I mostly shitpost in the tags

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

Generally for an hour in the morning before I get up and then however long it takes me to liveblog my next drama episode in the evening

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

No, I don't think so. Not that I can remember anyway. I generally try and avoid conflict and if someone is annoying me I just block them and/or vent about it in a safe space with friends I trust.

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts

Makes me less inclined to reblog them tbh. Don't tell me what to do in my own house.

16. do you like tag games?

I am so bad at remembering to do them when I get tagged (see above about only really being on tumblr for an hour a day) but I do appreciate it every time someone thinks of me

17. do you like ask games?

Yeah, same as above. I love them but I am crap at remembering to answer the asks. I'm very sorry.

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

I'm not sure I could name anyone who is tumblr famous beyond the actual celebrities who hang out here (like Lynda Carter)

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

I have mutuals I admire and wish I was brave enough to talk to more but I wouldn't really call them crushes. As an aroace I don't really do crushes.

20. tags?

I'm going to tag a few of my newer mutuals so I can get to know them a bit better. Absolutely no pressure though @prolestari @queenbeyondthejudge @fangirl-bookaholic @huzzzah @life-is-all-about-perspective @loving-that-officey-feel @greenyball @hwasfeatherduster

[welcometothejianghu]

Hello! This blog is @ladysisyphus wearing her c-drama hat (so you know it's very tall and fancy). I realize that some of my tagging is nonintuitive, so here's how to find what you're looking for, sorted vaguely by what you're likely to find the most of:

#tyk - This is the catch-all tag for (nearly) everything TYK/SHL/Word of Honor/Faraway Wanderers

#qi ye - Specifically Qi Ye/Lord Seventh material

#guardian - Reblogs and shitposts only; if you want my original observations, check out @dragoncityinteriordesign

#mdzs - A catch-all tag for Untamed/CQL stuff

#yi city bitch - A subset of the MDZS tag for, well, you know

#nirvana in fire - Nirvana in Fire

#the disguiser - The Disguiser

#sloof - Sleuth of the Ming Dynasty (or however many definite articles you put in there)

#a league of boyfriends - A League of Nobleman

#bloody youths - The Blood of Youth

#qi hun - Qi Hun/Hikaru no Go (the live-action one)

#thank god cit's friday - TGCF/Heaven Official's Blessing

#dmbj - Most DMBJ/Lost Tomb content is over at @katamaricule, but some of it also winds up over here

#house haunters - Once I couldn't remember the title of Psych-Hunter, so I said this instead, and it stuck

#kinnporsche - KinnPorsche, the Honorary Danmei

#yin yang master - Just the Dream of Eternity one, at least for now

#longxi - The Wind Blows from Longxi

#beyond evil - Beyond Evil

#kingdom - The Netflix zombie drama Kingdom

#winter begonia - Winter Begonia

#my roommate is a detective - He sure is.

#lotus boys- Mysterious Lotus Casebook

#legend of fei - Legend of Fei

#all cats are boyfriends - White Cat Legend

#that nice boy - A catch-all tag for pretty actors in pretty photoshoots (some of whom may be girls)

If you're looking more broadly for my original contributions across various fandoms, try these:

#i made this - These are my original posts, some of which are moderately serious and respectable

#shitposting is soothing to me - These are specifically my original shitposts, memes, and other nonsense

#in real life - My various collections of actors from costume dramas not wearing their costumes

#rec post - Things I think you should watch!

#my fic - General fanfic by me; see also @w2writesstuff

#small fandom summer - My current fic project

Also, this whole thing runs on a queue, so if you wait around a while, there will be new stuff!

[t-eyla]

I was just rewatching all of your Lost Tomb vids over the weekend! Do you have any more vidding projects in the works - Lost Tomb or other?

Oh wow, that's a lot of vids xD Hope they brought you joy!

Thank you for the ask! Hmmmmmm -- I mean, yes, vids are like fic, you start them and then you realize that they're more work than you thought and then whether or not you finish them depends on how badly the idea won't let you go -- but since I'm currently writing and arting, I don't have an active vidding project. But I can share my WIP/ideas catalogue!

Act A Fool aka Tomb Fast Tomb Furious

This is the Ludacris song from the Fast & Furious 2 soundtrack, which for so many reasons needs to be a DMBJ vid. Ludacris is terrible to vid though (his songs are so! fucking! long! and it's hip hop which I don't know how to cut without using very short clips), and while watching the vid is fun (I have about 1:30 of it), making it is sadly a little boring bc very repetitive. I have vague hopes of finishing this but it will still be a while.

There Ain't No Bugs On Me

This is just an idea, I haven't started it yet, and it may be a bit too one-note, but I think it would be hilarious to make a Xiaoge vs. Tomb Critters vid to this song. (You can see a theme emerging here; most of my vid ideas are 'lol wouldn't it be funny').

Dangerous

Heihua! My struggle here is that most Heihua footage is in UN and UN are not my favorite Heihuas (I like LT2 Xiao Hua and Sha Hai Hei Xiazi), so I'd want to use mostly the ones I like best, but that's much more difficult than just using UN. I have this vid all mapped out in my head though.

Momma Sed

Not DMBJ! This one is an idea for Nirvana in Fire I've had. I don't know if you've seen the show (if you haven't, WATCH IT NOW), but there's a lot of older generations advising (or screwing over) younger generations, so this song fits. The reason I haven't gotten anywhere with this yet is that Nirvana in Fire is the antithesis of the kind of show I like to vid -- it's very static and has little movement, and the sets all look very similar, so anytime I start clipping it, I want to throw myself into the sea after ten minutes.

World's Smallest Violin

Also not DMBJ! Except it's a little bit DMBJ. This song is all about a guy who knows he's a mess but doesn't have any real problems compared to the people he's comparing himself to. My grand idea here is to make the central narrator Reboot Wu Xie (and other Zhu Yilong characters who create most of their problems themselves) and make all the people the song's narrator is comparing himself to other Zhu Yilong characters who have real problems (like Lin Nansheng from Rebel, for example). It's very funny in my head, there's lots of Zhu Yilong crying; my issue is that I'd have to clip all of Zhu Yilong's considerable filmography and ... I just don't have the patience D: I am still holding out hope I'll do it one day, though!

Edit: Forgot to say! I have a Kinnporsche shitpost vid coming out this weekend during fanworks. No details beyond that because it’s a premiere but that’s definitely going to be posted within the next ten days!

[chancellorxofxtrash]

10 characters I fell in love with 2021

Tagged by @bloodyleavesgoldentrees

I guess this gonna be all cdramas as all my yugiohs are past years

Gu Ying (Tientsin Mystic). Queen of my heart

Fan Junyao (Tientsin Mystic). I refuse to elaborate

Qiao Chusheng (My Roommate Is A Detective). He is literally the perfect man I do not make the rules.

Jiang Shuo (Psych-Hunter). That man is a mess and I love him.

Xie Yuchen (DMBJ). Listen. L-i-s-t-e-n. Words cannot express my love for this man. Ok? Ok. He is life goals, husband goals, everything goals.

Chen Pi (DMBJ). All my shitposting of me being a Chen Pi stan account? Might not be a shitposting anymore.

Qi Tiezui (DMBJ). Ba Ye My Beloved.

Wu Xie (DMBJ). I love this dumbass a normal amount.

Lu Yao (MRIAD). Spoilt brat drama king I love him.

Guo Deyou (Tientsin Mystic). I just think he is neat and I almost wrote that he was from MRIAD. I think he would be very offended.

tagging @simonlorden and @insertimaginativenamehere

[jockvillagersonly]

fic tag game c:

Thank you for the tag @vishcount!! It is honestly...extremely weird for people to associate me with fic? Or writing? Or existing in general? I am being...perceived??

Name: jockvillagersonly (Sierra) -- the exclusive reason for this is that I think jock villagers are hilarious. They spend their entire lives doing wind sprints and loudly yelling compliments at your biceps from, like, 50 feet away. That is the platonic ideal of joy.

I mean, come on (image source)

Fandoms: I am pretty much exclusively a DMBJ (shitpost) blog at the moment! Same goes for fic; I’ve only ever written for DMBJ (with the slight exception of one very short and highly embarrassing Star Trek fic, proofread by my mom. Come through, Brenda!).

Tropes:

The repressed quiet gay is soft for the sunshine ADHD bi :) nice

All the ladies are alive and also making out with each other (not sure if that’s an actual trope but god it should be)

If you can find a fic of mine that doesn’t include "gentle" and/or neck touching, I’ll pay you $100

Favorite Fic(s) You’ve Written: Uh, I haven’t written very much!! Etched in the Senses was my first smut, so it has a very special place in my heart. I also really liked writing My Heart, In Its Basket of Bone because it was fun to just let myself play around after Anna (@humanlighthouse) did all the hard work! Thanks babe ;)

Fic I Spent the Least Time On: Hmm I think The Unmappable Geography of Breath (coincidentally the only DMBJ fic I don’t like enough to reread!). Maybe Bodies in Motion, Bodies at Rest since it was so short!

Shortest Fic: Bodies in Motion, Bodies at Rest! Fun as hell to write, though. Who doesn’t love crying about Sha Hai Wu Xie’s abs emotional trauma

Most Hits/Kudos:

Set Your Old Heart Free which...that fic is 8 years old, so I think it’s more a testament to the fact that it’s been around forever :’) 16 year old me is screaming?

For DMBJ it’s Autumn Showers, May Flowers, which recently topped 1,000 views??? I actually didn’t know that until I did this, which -- that is fucking insane? Thank?????

Most Comments: Autumn Showers, May Flowers, which makes sense, since the whole reason that fic has multiple chapters at all is people goading me in the comments (THANK YOU)

Fic You Want to Rewrite / Expand On: Oh mmm...probably The Unmappable Geography of Breath. It was my first attempt at writing ZQL, and I think I might approach him with more grace if I were to redo it.

Share a Bit of a WIP: Alright this is always my favorite part in other people’s so... :D Hope I can meet the hype. I have two major WIPs right now. Here is a snippet from chapter 2 of the DMBJ Star Trek AU, (Out Here Is) Wondrous, but not for the Timid:

Even gleaning the Romulan’s name had been a difficult endeavor, with Li Cu gaining very little from his furtive attempts at questioning other than the sneaking suspicion that Xiao Bai is now convinced he is nursing a hopeless crush on Liu Sang. Li Cu is the first to admit that under any other circumstances, Xiao Bai might not be wrong! However, he is currently in the middle of being kidnapped. Logic dictates that cute boys will simply have to wait.

At the reminder of Xiao Bai’s all-too-knowing look when they had passed by Liu Sang in the hallway earlier, Li Cu a tad too stiffly to be casual, our intrepid hero groans, letting his head thunk heavily down against the table in front of him.

Within minutes, however, a quick double tap on the table is rousing Li Cu from what he is refusing to admit is self pity. Not quite ready to stop drowning in his sorrows, Li Cu allows his head to loll sideways, looking up into the deep black eyes of his new table mate. As if summoned by his train of thought -- and, honestly, Li Cu wouldn’t put it past her; he has met enough fully matured Betazoids to have a healthy respect of their psionic abilities -- Bai Haotian is now sitting primly next to him, drink of her own in one hand as her free fingers continue drumming melodically on the tabletop.

Tumblr is being weird (I think the post got too long?), so I will tag folks in the replies!

[baoshan-sanren]

tagged by @agendratum (and uh I think a couple of other people I can no longer find in my mentions) for this ~tumblr user~ tag game + lockscreen/homescreen/last played song thing

thank youuuuu 🥰🥰🥰

why did you choose your url?: because I too would love to be an eccentric immortal, living on a mountain no one can ever find, raising hordes of feral children that will go forth and infuriate the cultivation world, all while pining over my long lost lesbian lover

any side-blogs? If you have them, name them and why you have them: do I have any sideblogs 😂  so this is a sideblog, my main is @armitageshux but I also have a 2ha sideblog @luo-yunxi and a dmbj/tlt sideblog @wu-xie and a multifandom sideblog (where I mainly dump gifs of current obsessions) @green-ajah AND a fashion sideblog @kutkhu and a star wars sideblog (not so active lately) @cassianandors and um @zhou-xu sideblog where I’m mainly dumping translation links for cnovels and a few that are inactive and a few I just use to mess with code when I’m bored lol  

how long have you been on tumblr?: well, @armitageshux is my third main? and like, it was originally only used to run the In The Flesh Graphic Challenge? so that should tell you I’ve been here too long (I’m still bitter that goddamn show got canceled)

do you have a queue tag?: no, 90% of my posts are scheduled tho so I appear and disappear as I please :)

why did you start your blog in the first place?: I actually made this particular main during one of the purges (I think it was the one that deleted all the massive source blogs for copyright violations? like dcsource and marvelsource) and I did it mainly to anchor my sideblogs in the case my other main got deleted 

why did you choose your icon/pfp?: ah, I actually don’t remember. and the thing with your icon is, eventually it’s impossible to change it (I spend six months going “who tf is this?” whenever one of my mutuals changes theirs lol)

why did you choose your header?: xie lian. need I say more

what’s your post with the most notes?: I made freaking 22k of original posts on this sideblog? I feel like at some point, someone should have stopped me. tbh, not surprised to find out that it’s all the reasons you wanna kill wei wuxian post lmao

how many people do you follow?: 300 

have you ever made a shitpost?: have we met?

how often do you use tumblr?: since like 2019 I think I’ve been on here at least a couple of times every week, but in the years before that, maybe a few times a month?

did you have a fight/argument with a blog once? who won?: so many times 😂  I am so tired. lately I just go “not today satan” and hit the block button

how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this post’?: it’s pretty much a guarantee that I’m not going to reblog it

do you like tag games?: I do? most of the time? I just need to be in the right frame of mind? I do like gathering them up like a neurotic squirrel for those really good days when I can just answer dozens of questions without my brain overcooking 

do you like ask games?: same as above. when I’m on my outgoing introvert kick, bring them on. when I’m not, I just look at my inbox and get anxiety (I do love getting asks tho, I know it takes me ten years to answer them but pls be nice to the neurotic squirrel)  

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? oh man, after being on tumblr for so many years, you think I would have a better handle on this? I usually just assume that people who post original content and get like 300 notes in five minutes are... probably famous lol (side-eyes hunxi)

do you have a crush on a mutual?: ahhh I do adore @merelhyn and @wangxianbunnydoodles to fucking death but idk if I’d call it a crush more like I found two sisters living an obnoxious distance away from me, and like.... let’s face it, every time @hunxi-guilai snarks I grin at my screen like an absolute dumbass and probably swoon a little, so that has to count, right? 

both my lockscreen and homescreen are baaasic, like I’ve had this phone for 2 months and I’ve barely bothered to set up anything at all, and the last song is also the same song I’ve had on repeat for the last 2 months lol

I have no idea who’s done this so imma tag people I mentioned above + @lan-xichens @theyilinglaozus @linglynz @susuwatari-kompeito @mylastbraincql @vishcount​ but totally feel free to ignore this

[puppy-phum]

check-in tag

i was tagged by @wuxien ♥ thank you for thinking of me ^^ it was so nice to read yours and your love for wwx made me smile a lot~

1. Why did you choose your url?

ok so i have explained the origin of my url a couple of times but! let’s hear it again! so while i was in high school, i was obsessed with j.r. ward’s black dagger brotherhood series and brother vishous was my favorite out of all the vampires of the brotherhood. the royalty theme also stuck with me and i liked “viscount” a lot. i made this nickname for one of my random nintendo ds games originally and then it followed me around lol (my original url on tumblr was in finnish. i have tried to leave that one behind haha)

2. Any side-blogs? If you have them, name them and why you have them.

nope. tho i sometimes consider making one? but i feel like that would put too much pressure on me so i just gather everything here like the trash collector i am

3. How long have you been on tumblr?

i made my account in 2013 so a while

4. Do you have a queue tag?

no. i just post stuff whenever i am around :’D i keep thinking about making one and actually using my queue but,,, i am lazy. also this blog is a mess

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

in 2013 i was living and breathing manga/anime. tumblr was a place for all the nice fanart and edits and i just went around looking at those. i can’t remember when i actually started posting anything for this blog bc for a while i just lurked here looking at things but it happened. then i slowly started expanding from there as i moved on from anime to different tv series and movies and kpop and now dramas 

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

current one (and the previous one too) is bc this man lives in my brain rent free. it’s closing in on one year since i started watching reboot and i still cannot move on from liu sang and how much i love his character and the whole world of dmbj. this fandom really is a pit and i am shoveling dirt to get deeper each day 

7. Why did you choose your header?

this too applies to the previous one bc i associate liu sang with forests, especially foggy ones. i looooove the aesthetic of foggy hills and this feeling of mystery but also freedom it gives me. tho i’ve been thinking about making a new layout again bc the current green color reminds me of that foam we use for plastic flowers to stick them up in their pots lol 

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

my wangxian edit with lines from richard siken’s poem you are jeff  x it currently has almost 1.5k notes and i still have zero idea why it’s this edit specifically. i think i’ve made better ones but i am fond and very thankful of the love

9. How many mutuals do you have?

so many these days ;; i am so happy with all of you! everybody is so amazing and sweet and loving ♥

10. How many followers do you have?

way past 800 now and that’s nuts 

11. How many people do you follow?

i just unfollowed a bunch of inactive blogs and try to find new ones to follow instead (if you have any recs pls do tell?) :’D but currently it’s somewhere around 260 i think

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

uuuhhhh what is considered a shit post exactly

13. How often do you use tumblr each day?

too often. i feel like am around all the time lol. i switch between tumblr and twt usually but tumblr has been my fave social media ever since i properly started using it. tho when i first got into kpop in 2017-2018 i was very inactive here and almost deleted my account but am happy i didn’t bc the untamed dragged me back here again :’D

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Who won?

nope, i don’t do drama. also am just chilling around, idk who would bother to fight me hhhhh and for what even???

15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

if it’s for a cause then yeah, sure. tho am bad at reblogging anyway so,,, consider me just a moron 

16. Do you like tag games?

yes i adore them ;; i remember being so jealous at times when i was just chilling alone on tumblr, rolling around in my own corner, when i saw ppl doing tag games and never had any mutuals to do those with. and now i have a ton! of amazing ppl!! tagging me into things!!! it’s so much fun ♥

17. Do you like ask games?

sometimes? i don’t think am someone who really receives any asks but there are some amazing ppl who humor me every time ♥ also me and @i-am-just-a-kiddo sometimes play these “ask games” by ourselves on google docs :’D we just copy the whole list of questions and answer those and talk about our answers. we’ve done some writer questions especially bc we like to talk about writing and our projects and difficulties. 

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

there are a couple of ppl on our network especially who intimidate me a bit bc of this O.O also some of our dmbj crew haha (especially looking at you sierra @jockvillagersonly ♥)

19. Do I have a crush on a mutual?

hmm several. tho i easily develop all these friend crushes on ppl. odds are am in love with everybody at least a little bit! but what is friendship on tumblr dot com if you are not confessing your undying love to your mutual at least once a meme post

20. tags?

ah sure! am going to tag: @susuwatari-kompeito @jazthespazz @manhasetardis @jaecomments @humanlighthouse @cross-d-a @xiejie-liubo @foxofninetales @a-force-dyad-in-space @englishbunnyrocks and @justpostsyeet ♥ also the two ppl already mentioned among my answer can consider doing this if they want 👀 no pressure tho! have a nice day everyone ^^