#just making a jokey joke

[solargeist]

3rd life grian, trying to flirt: yknow my first life is yours, I’ll do anything you ask, I serve you

scar: I wanna steal the giant cookie

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[mummer]

[fiomeras]

Something about children you can't save

[unexpectedbrickattack]

shenanigans

[floweycidal]

this thought is probably anything but original and has likely crossed the minds of many before me, but my brain insists on making light of it before i can move on with my evening. i've got to give that flower a little ribbing. it's non-negotiable.

insep(a)rable is misspelled here. rather than chalking it up to a simple human error by the devs, i'm choosing to see it as flowey slightly mispronouncing it.

he's read it all, hell, he burned through every book he could find. his vocabulary must be massive on paper, but that's just it. it's all On Paper. he can very well recognize how words look… just not how to say half of them.

sure, he's reset plenty after doing the unforgivable, the unspeakable, and the plain wrong, and yeah, he's also countlessly rewound time with death checking its watch nearby.

but the silliness within me persists, thence i remain convinced his number one trigger for resetting was just absolutely demolishing the pronunciation of words he'd only seen in print.

he'd be there, absolutely glowing with unearned confidence, right before mangling whatever pretentious five-syllable word he'd been dying to show off. that's the kind of embarrassment you need to erase an entire timeline for. i get you so bad flowey

flowey: blah blah blah blah... co-lo-nel

papyrus: MY GOOD FRIEND, DO YOU MEAN KERNEL?

flowey:

flowey:

flowey: Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: MO-

[clownsuu]

Holy cow there’re a lot and I really do mean A LOT of Welcome Home AUs, and more coming too. Not saying it’s a bad thing, but it makes sense considering WH doesn’t have a lot to work with so it leaves tons of room for fans to play around with. I just hope it doesn’t get outta hand like what happened to Undertale with its AUs.

People are free to have creative liberty on what aus they wanna make- like you said there is very little canon content to munch on so people will pull a “fine I’ll do it myself” JCHFHDHU-

I personally don’t mind it as well, but I do enjoy the aus where they purposely change Wally’s height just to make him more simp-able LMAOO

[starchasing-cryptid]

everytime someone draws post time skip (or even just post 1st year) yamaguchi with short hair an angel loses its wings

[janegrey9]

i feel like the majority of british male celebrities are proof that people who like men don't actually care if they're buff and conventionally attractive like i have seen yall thirsting over guys who could be in a live action flushed away with no cgi or makeup. no one cares how much they bench.

[lakevalorr]

Percieve..?

Been streaming Apollo Justice on Discord with friends lately. We are not taking this seriously, lmao.

We literally had a whole bit where the only reason why the perception mechanic worked was because Apollo accidentally ate some of Phoenix's edibles (because SOMEBODY decided to make him a stoner).

The original sketch was made by @snoof-is-a-bug-enjoyer, which will be posted under the cut. Make sure to go give them some love. I just digitalized it.

[myimaginationplain]

do you ever think about how Katara's portrayal in the Ember Island Players' stage play is an in-universe, textual example of an oppressor state adultifying & sexualizing a racialized girl as a form of pro-colonization propaganda

and then do you ever think about how a third of the fandom also participates in that completely unironically

[fisherrprince]

oh so alisaie’s exaggerated bully behavior is 80% fanon. saying this she casually picks up a large rock

[codecicle]

honestly i dont even know if i want deacon and arthur to fuck in canon whatever's wrong with them now is MUCH funnier

[science-lings]

Phoenix Wright is literally the most transgender name I’ve ever heard of, he gave it to himself in college, it’s on the very edge of sounding like a real actual name someone would have but there’s no way he didn’t come up with it himself

[fluffypotatey]

possible places for dialogue beats in Epic the Musical

what the title says: here’s a list of my thoughts on where to place some dialogue beats in between songs!

Troy Saga

Polites and Ody dialogue b/t Full Speed Ahead & Open Arms

after Warrior of the Mind

Cyclops Saga

before Polyphemus (so like the ship is docked on the new island and Odysseus is giving orders to his chosen men before they enter the cave <- a good foreshadowing to his orders in the Underworld)

the other songs transition so well with each other that i cannot bare to place dialogue b/t Remember Them and My Last Goodbye (but it is still here an an honorable mention!)

Storm Saga

Eurylochus and Ody dialogue before Storm (discussing/mourning Polites and possibly Ody hiding from his second in command that Athena left them)

small dialogue b/t Eurylochus and Ody again before Luck Runs Out

Circe Saga

more dialogue b/t Eurylochus and Ody after Puppeteer where Eury might try to confess again bc there’s no certainty that Ody will return, but Ody interrupts him again

maybe not dialogue but just Odysseus walking into the palace after Wouldn’t You Like (maybe even the doors open before he can knock). just some score or soundtrack playing before he enters the room where Circe resides

Dialogue b/t Eurylochus, Odysseus, and Circe after Other Ways (Circe providing Ody with instructions on where to go, Eury wanting to fight the witch and Ody holding him back, again adding to more tension in their dynamic)

Underworld Saga

before No Longer You: Eury and Ody dialogue again with Ody instructing his men to stay put (possibly some dialogue between Eury and the crew to show how far their faith has fallen in their captain)

quick dialogue between Eury and Ody after Monster with Ody ordering the crew to leave the Underworld (Eury asking about what the prophet said and Ody skirting around it <- Eury presses X to doubt again)

Thunder Saga

dialogue before Scylla between the crew and Ody on where they need to go. again, Ody skirts around Eury’s questions with the crew watching them very closely

no further dialogue necessary c the transitions are so good

Wisdom Saga

maybe some dialogue between Penelope and Telemachus before Legendary

OR keep Penelope haunting the narrative and have Telemachus talking to Argos before transitioning into Legendary (like the Disney Princess he is <3)

ANITMACHUS/SHARPWOLF DIALOGUE BEFORE LITTLE WOLF 👀👀👀👀👀 IT WOULD SAVE ME 🫠

maybe some dialogue b/t Athena and Telemachus before We’ll Be Fine 👀 just him being a nerd and geeking out about it (mirroring/paralleling Ody’s own fanboying from WotM)

some quick dialogue but mostly score following Athena while she walks through Mount Olympus and it ends with her being like “I need to speak with Zeus” before transitioning immediately into God Games

Vengeance Saga

this is mostly just to flesh out Calypso more, but maybe some dialogue between her and Ody before Not Sorry

maybe some silence with Ody on his raft that transitions into a flashback of a younger time where before even the Trojan War and it was just his friends against the world. AND THEN, we come back for Dangerous

and yeah those be my thoughts. like, can’t think of any other dialogue beats that would work in a way that doesn’t hinder the transitions Jorge made between the songs, but these ones are just ones i think about that would be fun to explore

[cannibalgenders]

you may know how Joan of Arc felt but I know how Olga of Kiev felt...we are not the same