#just looking like a wowww 🤩

[fauxspirited]

fams celebrated diwali a lil early… so here i am, the light of everyone’s life ✨

[landoughnut]

Nurse He's Out Again

♡ masterlist - request!

♡ pairing - lando norris x fem!reader (fc - brooke shields :)

♡ summary - just lando thirsting on the main and giving being a pr nightmare, also him fighting for his life in the comments

♡ warnings - horny/simp lando, crack, some fluff, some cursing, one kms mention

♡ w/c & a/n - smau | wanted to do a social media one cause i love reading them so much so here we are! i really love this actually so i hope you enjoy xoxo

landonorris FIRST liked by yourusername

landonorris holy shit baby 😍🥵

landonorris please date me fhsusnygds 😻💍

yourusername already am my love 💗

username WOWWW

kendalljenner stunning bestfriend 💋

yourusername love you 😘

username lando having her notifs on is so cute 🥹

username im in love with you.

landonorris NO I AM. STAY AWAY 😡

username LANDO LMAOAO

vogue 🤍 liked by yourusername

maxverstappen1 🔥📸

yourusername thanks max ☺️

maxverstappen1 someone tell me how lando's dating her

landonorris HEY 😟

charles_leclerc real max

yourusername the real question is how did i get so lucky with him!!

landonorris SHHH BABY NEVER SAY THAT 😣

adele my darling you look beautiful 🩷

yourusername i love youuu mother adele 💗

landonorris IM DATING AN ANGEL WOW PLEASE MARRY ME

yourusername i love you so much 😭

landonorris CBGHNCHD I LOVE YOU MOST BABY 🥰😍☺️

oscarpiastri lando fell to his knees in a walmart parking lot

landonorris can you blame me?? 🛐🛐🛐

username no we cant lando

landonorris it was a rhetorical question 👺

carlossainz55 my favorite model 🙏 liked by yourusername

username can lando fight?? 🥵🤤

landonorris YES GET AWAY SHOO 🤺

georgerussell63 bro can notttt fight

landonorris fuck you george

landonorris I CAN RUN YOU OVER INSTEAD

mclaren lando norris we're having a meeting this afternoon

mclaren looking absolutely stunning 🧡

yourusername love you admin 💋

landonorris FIRST liked by yourusername

landonorris DAMNNN BABY COME HOME AND KISS ME

username oh no..

landonorris ON MY NO NO SQUARE

oscarpiastri the second hand embarrassment i have rn

alexandrasaintmleux what 😟 yourusername ill save you bae

landonorris get me pregnant. 🫃

mclaren no we need you in racing conditions

landonorris you need me? that sounds familiar 😏🛌

maxverstappen1 MY EYES 🤢

mclaren REPLYING TO MYYYY COMMENT???

oscarpiastri ON MYY PHONE??

yourusername osc look away 😨

ladygaga so pretty 🤩 liked by yourusername

username 😻😍

landonorris get these heart eyes OUTTA HERE

yourusername BABY STOP HARASSING PEOPLE IN MY COMMENTS

landonorris "baby" 😍 anything for u wifey 🛐

billieeilish so fineee bby

landonorris SCRAM BILLIE

yourusername ILYY BILLIEEE 🤍

username lando is fighting for his LIFE 😭

username lando trying not to simp challenge level impossible

landonorris GUESS WHO SHE WAS SMILING AT YALLLLLLLL

yourusername i love you 💗 im always smiling with you 💖

landonorris I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY FUCKING HELL

username you guys are the cutest to exist

carlossainz55 yeah until you hear them talk about each other 25/8

landonorris shut up carlos your just jealous

georgerussell63 you're*

landonorris 🖕🖕

harrystyles gorgeous

landonorris bye.

landonorris i cant compete with harry 😨

landonorris GUYS DONT LET HER SEE THIS

charles_leclerc too late i just heard a scream from the living room where she is with alex

yourusername HARRY OH MY GOSH HELLO I LOVE YOU JEHXBUYTNEGBYGYGXE

landonorris im going to kms. someone pick my casket now. he broke my girl.

mclaren our favorite girl 🧡

yourusername FIRST liked by landonorris

username im obsessed with them being first for each other 🥹

yourusername LANDO PLEASE I CANT 😭

landonorris THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE YOURE WITH MEE

charles_leclerc NAHHHH LANDO

oscarpiastri MY EYESS

yourusername IM SORRY OSC BBY

landonorris dont call him bby 😡 im your bby

username "tell your baby that im your baby" 🥺

username HELPPP bros fed up with the comments

username LANDO HAS A MOMMY KINK CONFIRMED 😋

mclaren you're done buddy. no more mr nice guy. meeting at 5pm.

username ignoring the caption but its so cute that the only thing he posts besides racing related pictures is her 🥹 my heart liked by landonorris

username she's so beautiful wow liked by landonorris

username her smile is the prettiest thing ive ever seen liked by landonorris

maxverstappen1 lando... what about us 😣

yourusername BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN 🗣️🤺

username how the tables have turned...

landonorris YEAH YOU TELL HIM BABY ‼️ THATS MY WIFEY 🗣️

username their matching profile pictures are adorable 🥹 liked by landonorris

alexandrasaintmleux SHE WAS MINE FIRST 👹

yourusername im still yours love 💗

landonorris thats not what you said in bed last night

alexandrasaintmleux NAHH UNDER MY COMMENT??

georgerussell63 lando mate enough is enough 😀

landonorris literally leave no one wants you here

mclaren you've taken at least ten years off my life

username SOMEONE SEDATE HIM✊

username someone needs to get neutered 🫵🏻

carlossainz55 NO MORE PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT ☹️

landonorris pov my wifey after round five last night

username FIVE????

alex_albon NASTYY YALL FREAKYYY

mclaren why do I even try 😞

lewishamilton NURSE HES OUT AGAINNNNN 😦

[goldfades]

✮ 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬, zegras' have more fun

♡ ─ summary | media day pictures (NOT MINE AND IT'S NOT THE FC) and something makes the jack stans go crazy

♡ ─ warnings | light-hearted flirting/arguing, brief mention of hate crimes (ITS A JOKE THOUGH), hughes bros being dumb (not trev for once LMAO)

♡ ─ taglist | tbd

♡ ─ ev's notes | this lowkey eats I MISSED THIS AU

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stasszegras ann arbor, michigan

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stasszegras | media day pics, first (official) fnl + WENT LOWKEY VIRAL ON TIKTOK???? tagged: pchandler68, umichfootball, lucafantilli september 23th, 2022

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briesbagels | my favorite tiktok influencer 🤭

↳ stasszegras stop it. 😐

↳ briesbagels 3 million views on a tiktok IS CRAZYYY

↳ stasszegras it's only cus luke was in the video

↳ lhughes_06 clout chaser 😝

briesbagels | LAST PIC OF LUCA IS HORRENDOUS PLS STASS 😫😫

↳ lucafantilli ok this one hurts brie, i thought u were on my side

↳ briesbagels its either u or stass (im choosing my girl)

↳ stasszegras 🤭😏😍

↳ pchandler68 hmmmmm 😏😏

↳ adamfantilli 🥸🥸

↳ stasszegras what's goin on here.... 😥

umichwsoccer | THATS OUR GIRL! 🫡〽️

↳ stasszegras 🤞🏼🤞🏼

jackhughes | wowww okay stassie.. 🤞🏼🤩 woo 😮‍💨😮‍💨

↳ trevorzegras 😟😟 oh no

↳ lhughes_06 since when we callin her stassie????

↳ jackhughes WE?? get ur own nickname lukey 😑😑

↳ stasszegras k y'all let's just stick to stass or little zegras 😶

↳ trevorzegras @/griffinzegras

↳ griffinzegras bffr right now 📸📸📸 aren't you like 30 jack??

↳ jackhughes actually i'm 21 so calm the FUCKK down... and i was just being nice and friendly griff come on now

↳ briesbagels and thats why we wear sunscreen kids 🥴

↳ griffinzegras yea maybe a little too friendly..

↳ stasszegras guys im gonna disable my comments if u keep arguing like 12 year olds

↳ trevorzegras mhm yeah and thats the ONLY REASON why you would wanna disable the comments

lucafantilli | last pic should be considered a hate crime bro how'd u even get that

↳ stasszegras don't ask stupid questions like that luca

↳ adamfantilli 🥸🥸

↳ lucafantilli MY OWN BROTHER?!?!?!

↳ lhughes_06 i guess we are all getting betrayed by our flesh and blood rn 😪

↳ jackhughes be so fr rn lukey

↳ trevorzegras agreed luke

↳ jackhughes 😑😑

↳ pchandler68 interesting.. 📸

quinnhughes | you ate little zegras 🫡

↳ stasszegras thanks quinner 🫶🏼

↳ trevorzegras YEA this is really being friendly @/jackhughes

↳ jackhughes bro. let this go.

↳ quinnhughes leave me the fuck outta this guys, please 😁

lhughes_06 | gonna win us a jr world cup zegras ✊🏼

↳ stasszegras YESSS SIR 🫡🫡〽️〽️ but thats not how it works buddy

↳ lhughes_06 there's no jr world cup????

↳ jackhughes messi is rolling in his grave rn

↳ stasszegras messi is alive????

↳ briesbagels no way bro 😭😭

↳ quinnhughes LMAO PLEASE 😭

pchandler68 | LUCA LOL PLEASE HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

↳ lucafantilli count your days chandler

↳ pchandler68 wait no luca im sorry

↳ lucafantilli its ur fault u introduced me and stass and NOW LOOK. all the hoes are gone

↳ stasszegras 😑😑😑

↳ adamfantilli not all of them.....🥯🥯🥯

↳ lucafantilli shut up adam.

↳ pchandler68 wait what??...

adamfantilli future manager AND she plays for our soccer team?? it's perfect 🤞🏼🤞🏼

↳ stasszegras hahaahaha no.

↳ nolan_moyle STASS PLEASE

↳ stasszegras stop harassing me nolan

jhughesnews

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jhughesnews | jack hughes and anastasia zegras are reportedly going out after he comments a suggestive comment on her most recent post. thoughts???

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fan01 | WHAT?? NO WAY????? WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME

fan02 | guys they are just friends, if u guys look at her other posts he makes those kinda jokes all the time

↳ fan03 nah bro did u see trevor and griffin's comments? they obviously know something we don't

↳ fan02 yeah but that's their humor

fan04 | good 😭😭😭 for😭😭😭 them 😭😭😭

fan05 | didn't she go out with luke too 😐

↳ fan06 damn she wants the whole crew

↳ fan07 who can blame her tho??? have u seen them 🤭🤭

↳ fan08 no she didn't lmao, those were also JUST rumors and it's obvious they're just friends

fan09 | guys stop it, these are baseless rumors and REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS TO TAYLOR ALL THE TIME, stass is great just by herself 🫶🏼

↳ fan10 all right girl..

↳ fan11 its giving "coach is right guys... 😣"

↳ fan12 im crying BYEEE PLEASE 😭😭😭😭

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[jahayla-parker]

hiii! Hope ur okay. I’m so happy to see you’re back being more active!

can I request a Freddy Carter and his sister reader pls? thank u! x

Hi!!! Thank you lovely! I’m starting to feel a bit better 🥰

Here ya are!

Comedic Carters: Freddy Carter x Sister!Reader

Description: SMAU, Freddy and his sister engage in more playful banter via Instagram.

Warnings: jokes and playful ‘insults’

liked by freddycarter1, yourbffname, amitasuman_, and 662, 916 others

yourusername: partners in crime 😘

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freddycarter1: 😑 we talked about you leaving the house with no trousers on

yourusername: har har you’re soo funny 🙄

carolinemford: gorgeous girls ❤️

yourusername: thanks Car 🥰

yourbffname: damn right 😎

freddycarter1: Why are you doing a photoshoot in a parking garage?

yourusername: Why are you still here? Get off my post 😑

freddycarter1: I will when you edit the photo to show you with trousers on, smh. You’d think at your age you’d know you have to be fully dressed when going out

yourusername: You’re older than me Freddy 🤨 besides, I have shorts on thank you very much; now leave ✌️

freddycarter1: shorts typically go past your bum y/n y/m Carter 🫣

carolinemford: Freddy, leave your sister alone, she doesn’t need your bantering on her Instagram

freddycarter1: @/carolinemford darling, I love you but I don’t need her post on my Instagram 💁🏻‍♂️

carolinemford: Freddy

freddycarter1: fine… it’s a decent photo of you and y/f/n. 🙄

yourusername: I know 👸🏻

liked by carolinemford, yoursername, amitasuman_ and 874,256 others

freddycarter1: pov: your face when you find out they’ve canceled season 3 of Shadow and Bone…

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yourusername: we riot tonight!

amitasuman_: 💔

yourusername: That face though 😬

freddycarter1: pretty smashing bloke huh?

yourusername: Let’s just say that I’m very glad @/carolinemford was drunk enough to say yes when she did 😝

carolinemford: lmao y/n, be nice

lbardugo: 🖤

liked by carolinemford, freddycarter1, amitasuman_ and 743,992 others

yourusername: 🦋

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yourbffname: mwah, you’re so beautiful

freddycarter1: It was so tempting to shove you in

yourusername: @/carolinemford wouldn’t let you 😌

freddycarter1: 🙄

carolinemford: 💙 I have the prettiest sister in law

yourbfname: wow darling! 😍 you’re so gorgeous you made me forget my pickup line

freddycarter1: @/yourbfname who are you & why are you flirting with my sister? 🧐

yourusername: @/freddycarter1 Freddy!

liked by carolinemford, yourusername, kittheyounger, and 783,526 others

freddycarter1: Happy Birthday my darling ❤️

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yourusername: and here we have the stunning birthday girl, looking gorgeous as always 😍 meanwhile my brother is looking in the wrong direction 🤦‍♀️

freddycarter1: Neither of us were looking at the camera 🙄

yourusername: Yes but, I get why Car’s looking at something else, however you had your radiant wife right there and yet you’re looking elsewhere smh. 👎

carolinemford: lol I love you @/yourusername ❤️

amitasuman_: I love this photo!

kittheyounger: Happy birthday Caroline!

carolinemford: Thank you my dear ❤️

liked by freddycarter1, yourbfname, amitasuman_ and 875,238 others

yourusername: How did I manage to land a modeling gig with @/vogueuk?! 🤩

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amitasuman_: wowww ❤️

freddycarter1: killing it sis, but the real question is did you manage to not trip in those heels? 😏

yourusername:… I may have … I may not have.. I don’t think it’s any of your business

carolinemford: @/yourusername ignore him sweetie, we can make him try to wear a pair and see how hard it can be 😉

yourbffname: @/carolinemford I’m here for this!

vogueuk: we’re excited to have you on the team!

yourbfname: Good thing I just bought life insurance cause you made my heart stop 😘

freddycarter1: keep it in your pants mate

carolinemford: @/freddycarter1 Leave him be 🤦‍♀️

liked by carolinemford, yourusername, freddycarternews and 732,875 others

freddycarter1: Little preview of my upcoming project: Recursive Dreams.

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yourusername: I suppose I’m very excited for this.. but I do still miss Kazzzz 😟

freddycarter1: So do I ☹️

carolinemford: ❤️

freddycarternews: This looks great!

yourusername: Why do you keep getting cast in these types of roles?

freddycarter1: Because I’m talented, obviously

yourusername: hmm no, that can’t be it 😝

kittheyounger: can’t wait for more information mate!

liked by carolinemford, freddycarter1, amitasuman_ and 774,250 others

yourusername: Can’t tell if my friends love it or hate it when I get a new camera & have to photograph everything to try it out

📸: @/yourbfname

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freddycarter1: you got a new camera without consulting me?

carolinemford: @/freddycarter1 she’s a big girl Freddy lol 🤣

freddycarter1: @/carolinemford it’s just rude is all I’m saying

yourbffname: It’s a mix, but as long as I look good in the test photos it’s fine 😉

yourusername: shut up, you always look good 😘

tommyae: I miss you, come visit soon? ❤️

yourusername: miss you too! unlike someone else’s behavior in my comment sections, this is the correct brotherly response 😊

freddycarter1: The difference is I see you all the time @/yourusername

yourusername: @/freddycarter1 Lucky you 😌

liked by carolinemford, yourusername, tommyae, and 975,236 others

freddycarter1: I’m a pretty princess 👑 #butmysisterisprettier

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carolinemford: the prettiest princess there ever was 😘

yourusername: hmm, not bad.., but you need to learn to accessorize more; really make that crown pop ✨

freddycarter1: omfg how did you get into my account?! Yn! @/yourusername

yourusername: I have no idea what you’re talking about Freddy.

yourusername: It’s rude to accuse someone without cause you know 😢

yourbfname: The Carter family truly is full of pretty princesses 🤣

yourusername: we are huh? Thank you babe 😘

amitasuman_: This is great 💀

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[m1ckeyb3rry]

ALSO I saw some of your other posts

1) manifesting s2 = more content in the tabieitaken tags fr

2) the TRAILER!!! Art style looks so cool (I wish we saw karasus face but oh well) but very excited!! Idrc for Aiku but his voice fits him really well imo too!!

3) whenever people compare hiori to that one dude i die a little inside. Doing him dirty…BUT!! That’s from the game! Jp server though but I lost my mind seeing him Karasu and otoya out on there like esp with the voicelines and everything?? S2 truly coming soon I can’t wait but also their interactions in the game are so goofy it’s like all the little funny teenager interactions we’d hope for LMAOO

-Karasu anon

YES. PLEASE I NEEDDDDD MORE TABIEITAKEN CONTENT I NEED IT THEY HAVE SM POTENTIAL

THE TRAILER WAS SO GOOD omg ik that’s karasu’s chin next to otoya and it’s looking fine af 🔥 (😔) living off of crumbs…but jfc they made yuki look so good!! i think he actually looks better in the anime than the manga for some reason like more proportional somehow?? idk how to put it ofc he’s handsome regardless but in the anime he’s so wowww. also otoya why did they make him majestic…how did they know he’s growing on me so bad…

omg i need to play the game at some point i’ve seen screenshots and it’s so FUNNYYY!! i did think it was the game yeah but i wanted to check in case i had missed smth 😫 the game art style is just a bit diff from the anime yk…HELP the hiori slander is so funny though i can’t be too mad 😔 but ik people are going to go crazy for him once nel is animated so i’m just waiting for the day to come 😏

SO HYPE FOR SEASON TWO IT REALLY IS SO SOON!! i will be tuned tf in you already KNOW 🤩

[khaleesiofalicante]

hello love!! i just wanted to say i have adored lbaf and i looked forward to it each week, your writing is truly beautiful and im sad it's ending but it's been such a great journey!!

omg omg okay so this boy has the sight right cause his parents clearly aren't shadowhunters or downworlders or anything; and omg jace is that you?!?

omfgggg major crazy energy here is it wrong to say im here for it? you ever read aftg causeeee

ah so this is who we have to thank for alec being all sexy and smoking

ALDOFJEJJD I KNOW THEM

it's mal!!!! the girls mal that girl from france who was running from coraline cause coraline worked w troubled kids or smth i feel like an actual genuis rn

akdkfkjwkwkdj what a little psycho i still love her

SO THATS WHERE IT WENT

i truly love him what a cute little softie he's too good for this world

MAX YOU ADORABLE THING

okay so my first thought was markus is the boy camila joked around that rafe cheated on her w!! at least i think. the i realized this girl just threatened our beautiful child david and i dont know how to feel anymore

anyways ig i used up my ten pictures but im almost done so it's okay final thoughts ig:

BROOO MARKUS FOUND THE SEASHELL these shadowhunters rlly do be tossing extremely powerful objects into the ocean not caring who finds them

SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS NOT OVER?!?! WE'RE GETTING MORE LBAF?!? IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUST COMBUSTED OR SMTH AHHHHH

okay wow you rlly threw a curve ball there im fr excited for this ✨🎉🤩 also this chapter was a real masterpiece although i was confused thro the entire thing howww you were planning on ending it but wowww this is wild

love ya queen have a great rest of your day!

1. the asks where yall are like "im so sad it's ending" and then read the chapter and go '"BITCH WHAT" are my faves. love it.

2. It's Jace yes

3. I STILL HAVEN'T GOT THE AFTG BOOKS CHRIST WHY CAN'T I HAVE GOOD THINGS

4. omg you and smoker Alec I can'tttttttttt

Thank you so much and I loved all your reactions and I am so grateful!

PS - The key lesson is to not throw powerful objects into the ocean y'all. DON'T POLLUTE THE OCEAN WITH POWERFUL OBJECTS OKAY.