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god, i want to destroy my uterus so badly.
#just lady things i absolutely hate#last days of my time off and it had to go âyup. this is the time.â#stupid fucking useless piece of meat đ#blah blah text post#lady's real life#lady whines#personal#period mention
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Actually, I hope Jiaoqiu stays blind (at least for a couple years in our time) and just bullies the Xianzhou alliance into inventing disability aids and treating disabled people better
#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr spoilers#jiaoqiu#i want to make it very clear that this is not a Jiaoqiu hate post#i am simply a disabled gal (chronic pain + shit eyesight + neurodivergent) who wants more disabled characters in the game#and with blindness in particular- that rant from the sanctus medicus lady really stuck with me#as did the treatment of the kid#and curing blindness irl is absolutely something that would be great and i think its fine to explore in game too#but its frustrating to watch the game act like thats the only way blind people can live their lives without constant suffering#especially in such a futuristic setting#like if you got space travel i think you can also make cains and railings and audio messages and braille#and I'm just hoping thats an intentional flaw of the xianzhou and not just writers ableism leaking through#with hsr's recent track record of disabled characters though i am learning towards believing its probably the former#I'm just saying that if mail delivering robots are a regular thing i dont see why other forms of robot assistants couldn't
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Look.
Ace Attorney fandom.
I know why people don't like Turnabout Bigtop. I am among the people who dislike Turnabout Bigtop.
But I GET why people like the case. I'm not going to be one of those annoying people who just blindly dump on it because I hate those mfs too.
Thing about Bigtop isn't that it sucks. Thing isn't the weird grooming stuff (though that is a huge part of it). It's not that it could've been good.
It's that - in my personal OPINION - it could have been *great*.
I think it had the potential to be one of the best third cases in the trilogy. It had everything; a fun and goofy setting fit for a pretty dang goofy lawyer game - where the environment itself had jokes and quips and one-liners and mishaps and tomfoolery written all over it, it had the previous case introducing a very interesting and important plotline that gave background for one of the more well-loved characters while also introducing an equally fucked up and lovable new one who was a child forced into a shit childhood of naivete in a CIRCUS with another character who was very naive and childish - whose interactions could have been funny and cute and reflective of said shit from the previous case (seriously she becomes such an important character in the 4th case, WHY would they not include her in this one for some character development? How did they fuck up letting a CHILD explore a CIRCUS?? That would have made the interactions flow MUCH better).
They had a pretty good, sympathetic killer imo, a morally dubious victim, an asshole of a client (who was pretty flat admittedly in-game, but I like his weird, topsy-turvy reasoning for it in the anime. Also, I think Max being kinda a dick would have bode well for the themes of Farewell since most of his clients up to this point have been like...nice? Not nice, but sympathetic, but him having to defend someone who's innocent but a prick would have shown him that just because someone is an asshole, doesn't mean they deserve to suffer for it and that they have the potential to grow as people, which is almost a complete foil to what Matt was. Ultimately, I would have loved the contrast of them as clients and I think it would have also served as character development for Phoenix, especially with his low-empathy tendencies).
They just didn't think that far ahead. They just didn't execute it well enough. They just decided to make three of the adult characters fight for the hand in marriage of a teenage girl. (Bat's part of the story was actually kinda good if he was just YOUNGER, I think him doing that for Regina would have been a stupid thing someone in the circus would do to impress their crush. Damn you Ace Attorney and your weird treatment of underage girls!!)
It just flopped and that's ok.
Even though it kinda sucked, it can still mean something to me.
Also I'm a Moe Curls apologist. I liked him, shut up.
#didn't care for the dialogue either.#DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT FRANZISKA DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T YOU DARE GET ME STARTED#THIS CASE WAS SO GOOD FOR HER DEVELOPMENT THAT'S NOT EVEN A âCOULD HAVEâ THING#sure she could've been fleshed out a bit more#but the stuff we get from our interactions with her in this case is GOOD. SHIT. It's just that this case is so hated that it's overshadowed#and yeah. i like Moe Curls. i think he's cool and he added some flair in an otherwise bleak case.#i think his whole unfunny clown schtick was very entertaining. it reminded me of this one shel silverstein poem i loved as a kid#clooney the clown.#tbh ive wanted to rewrite Bigtop for a while now#get a script together and all that. but im an amateur writer who's burnt out as shit and never posts anything writing related#except analysis i get way too excited and proud of. oh well#maybe someday.#also rq why does every other tripple-a game get really good in depth analysis video essays#with their complex literary themes talked about#but with Ace Attorney - a game about reading longer than most books - half the fans have the absolute most dogshit literacy comprehension#it's actually painful. ESPECIALLY with Franziska's character#anyway i'll stop.#ace attorney trilogy#ace attorney#ace attorney justice for all#turnabout big top#franziska von karma#phoenix wright#phoenix wright ace attorney#pearl fey#farewell my turnabout#moe curls#regina berry#ig ore if this is incomprehensible i did not proofread this.#i simply do not like how fran's only traits to somea these mfs is âannoying overemotional teenager haha grumpy whip ladyâ
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I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...
Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.
I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.
I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.
Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D
I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you đ¤Ź
Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D
#I have these same feelings with Medea and Medusa and so many others. Penelope too. Let them do something fucked up just to be fucked up#I'm a âgod forbid women do anythingâ in the sense of 'she did a fucked up thing. That's why she's fascinating. Don't take her awfulness#away from her!!! please! I wanna study her under a microscope!'đ#PLEASE#...I actually kind of don't like the idea of her actually caring about her nymphs :P maybe she âprotects themâ but like...#I see her as a âWhy are all of you dancing? Oh. it's a birthday? hm okay. Just make sure your duties are done.â while not caring#whose birthday it is. She's not really shown to be close to them during the Odyssey and idk just seems in character for her to not give af#save me morally gray circe#<-making that a tag now because...yeah. She absolutely wouldn't save me though.#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#anti madeline miller#anti circe#<-THE BOOK! I HATE THE BOOK! LET HER BE AWFUL YOU COWARDS#Why do women need to be SA'ed to be strong Miller?! >:(#...Ima say it. The pathetic wifeman is more relatable to me than Hot Snake Monster Lady when it comes to this stuff.đ¤#I just sincerely hate the fact that people erase what happened to him you know? It's silly but it means a lot to me.#Also I think she got bored of him immediately and simply let him chill at her place.#She's a goddess. She's got better things to do and she absolutely doesn't love him and he absolutely doesn't want her.#I don't have with Eugammon btw. He's dead and I'm exaggerating but I STILL hate the Telegony >:(#tw sa#kind of??? idk#barely mentioned but yeah#Calypso though?? Yeah. I hate her in practically everything except Pirates of the Caribbean because that's not Odyssey Calypso
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stray homestuck2 thought: there's something about how jake likes blue ladies; and jane, who is coded blue, but chooses to wear red.
#lucabytetalks#homestuck#lucabytereads#still thinking on my avatar joke from yesterday and a discussion i had about jake's emasculation in the plot & how#ppl will staunchly call him Gay when hes one of the dudes in homestuck who most frequently does express some kind of attraction to women#whereas with dudes its like. seemingly mostly just dirk for him. and even thats oft coded with his 'well by jolly he is my good chum#after all and i would hate to see him upset!' same way he approaches his relationship with jane#since i dont think brain ghost dirk is exactly. well yeah hes clearly hung up on the man. but getting in ppls heads and defacto replacing#their internal monologues because He Knows Better is a Dirk Thing... like.. in GENERAL...#this is a messy and im sure not new observation its just idk. while i do think jake and grandpa have the potential to want to BE their#blue ladies and not just want them. i do think they also clearly do want them. its a bit weird that jake's dragging through#the absolute gutter of the narrative is so frequently pointed to as evidence of him being Exclusively Gay#like imo whatever that guy is under the trauma induced aromanticsm. inclduing maybe just actually aromantic. i think its gonna end up like#complicated in some way. hes clearly not just a guy who likes dudes in a clean cut manner...#anyway yeah his relationship to jane is genuinely an interesting addition to his character and i think is more interesting if its not just#Regular Comphet. its more. Comp-Relationship-At-All
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Our first introduction to a revived Catelyn is learning that she can't speak but she remembers, inquiries about Arya, and accurately pointing out someone involved in that red wedding. It's been obvious from the start that she's still Catelyn, even though her being resurrected affected her. Considering fandom's trend of labeling female characters "too far gone" for not being perfect, pure, and passive it's obvious why people talk about her like they do. Yes she's angry and wants revenge but literally who wouldn't if they were in her situation? It's annoying how little empathy people have for her character. Personally, I hope there's more to her story than getting demonized for rightfully wanting revenge and having to get "put down" like she's a wild animal.
#catelyn stark#catelyn tully#lady stoneheart#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#I need people to stop talking about female character like their wild animals just cause they feel /negative/ emotions#Oh the woman who watched her son killed before getting murdered herself and then brought back to life isn't nice and sweet and gentle ohhhh#that means she absolutely has to be put down I mean what other option is there??? / srs#Show me some actual proof that she's too far gone and not just you're assumptions about someone who gets brought back to#life like we don't already have Beric walking around...I hate when fandom just decides things instead of looking at the story#like she currently has nothing not even a guarantee that any of her children are alive#reuniting with Arya is going to be big for her and you know what? I doubt she'll want to be put down like fandom assumes#she's def going to want to stay around as long as she can to protect her children especially if she's learns Bran and Rickon are alive#catelyn get behind me! I'm rooting for you!
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Ok as a straight white woman itâs time to take the phrase âhear me outâ away from us. Just saw some boring ass straight girl on Instagram say âhear me outâ about fucking GOJO SATORU. Girl. if he isnât the most basic assâfucking just say itâs your first time seeing hot yaoi bait and GOâif you saw the shit we say âhear me outâ about on tumblr it would make you fucking hurl
#if your hear me outs are meant to be attractive youâre doing it wrong#call me back when you want to fuck the evil French rat from fantastic Mr fox#or a chunky 90s computer with poor cable management#honestly it just goes back to the whole idea that everyone is beautiful but no one is hot#airbrushed influencers with nary a blemish do NOTHING for me#twinky anime boys while I of course appreciate them aesthetically are like a breed of specialty horse#absolutely useless#let me know when you want that necromanced chimera lady to tear you apart with her talons#and Iâm the mean time you can like those things like no hate or whatever but#donât fuckimg say hear me out about it you dork ass
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What trope you will NEVER write ?
While there are tropes that I really don't care for (Enemies to Lovers, Childhood Friends to Lovers), I don't really think there is a trope that I wouldn't write? I think the only thing that would come close is Fake Dating. Not because I have anything against it, I just don't see how it would ever take a part in any of the fics I would want to write. And there also may be a bit of a skill issue with that one too. LOL
But as a whole, I don't really write according to tropes. I don't really care for tropes as a whole. Some of my fics may contain tropes, but it's not purposeful. I just want to tell a story in the way I see fit. If it contains a trope, that's because it fit in with the story I wanted to tell. I always have goals when I write things? I want the fic to achieve certain things. But like fulfilling a trope is never one of them. Idk. I don't read for the trope. I read to read a good story. And that's how I write.
#about me#that being said there are tropes that i'm interested in as concepts#i love the concept of one sided enemies/rivals to lovers#there's something hilarious about seeing someone like 'I HATE YOU' and the other person just like..... chillin#there are also some other tropes i'm interested in but they're not fit for like.... fanfiction. more original fiction stuff#but even then i wouldn't consider them 'tropes' because i wouldn't consider them that popular?#there are just certain dynamics done in fiction that i am absolutely obsessed with#there's this manga/light novel called the wolf-lord's lady#about a noble girl who fell in love with her servant? but in the end the servant headed a coup to take over the... duchy i think?#turns out the noble girl's family was a bunch of dictators that did terrible things to the commoners on the regular#however the noble girl was 'innocent' because she did not know the things her family was doing. but regardless in the end she was executed#the story starts off after she is reincarnated into her second life#she feels she needs to live her life in repentance for her ignorance and the harm it caused#what you find out is that the servant truly loved her as well but was forced to put her to death. he couldn't save her#anyway it's a complex story#but i really love that 'trope' of ignorance and paying the price of it#and the 'trope' of the tragedy of killing the one you love because it is necessary to do so#that would be impossible to add into a fanfic HAHA#but as for the classic tropes like one bed or enemies to lovers or rivals to lovers etc etc etc#idk i........ they don't really appeal to me as concepts?#to me they're just tools#if a story is a 'project' i want to use the right tools to create my 'project' properly. however i don't discriminate between tools#however some people base their 'project' around the tools they aim to use because they enjoy using that tool#that isn't really me
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Giant personal vent time
This guy stole somewhere between 3 to 6 MILLION dollars from my grandmother by conning my great aunt into signing over her estate and medical & financial power of attorney to him literally on her death bed
I and my aunt have been working basically a whole second job the last 3 months trying to get together a legal case to go after this guy. And now my grandma wants to drop it. And no one else has standing so what the fuck can we do.
This man has absolutely done this to other ppl before, there is no doubt in my mind. Iâve seen his property records for just whatâs publicly available in my county and itâs sketchy as hell. I am never going to get over this but thereâs nothing I can do.
Gonna put like a million more thoughts in the tags because Iâm losing my fucking mind.
#itâs not like we donât have the money#the estimated legal fees are like $100k but weâd definitely get it back from the estate in the end#but grandma doesnât want to look like sheâs going after her sisterâs money#and she wonât admit she has dementia so Iâm not allowed to tell the lawyer that she canât handle testifying#so he just thinks weâre being wishy washy#and my aunt is so conflict avoidant she wonât tell the lawyer anything thatâs happening that he could absolutely be helping with#and my dumbass step cousin is so conflict avoidant heâd literally rather let the family business go bankrupt than actually deal with this#why the fuck did she make him ceo#I know why she trusted this guy but jfc whyyyy did she trust him#god if only I had a time machine Iâd go back 6 months and make sure we kicked him out of her house#I really really didnât think heâd go this far. I just thought he was a weird dude she was being too nice to#but no. actual con artist#the more we learn the worse it gets#and grandma just cannot handle it. even though she has the money!! Iâm so mad#I wanna email every reporter I can think of until I find someone willing to publish an article about this guy#so that at least that way someone would see how fucking sketchy he is when they Google him#so that maybe the next person wonât fall for it#is there some kind of legal action you can take thatâs basically just like#hey weâre not willing to spend years to prove that youâre evil#but just for the record we need everyone to know you suck and we hate you#like just so ppl know#maybe I should ask our pastor to send out a PSA to all the other little old ladies at church#since thatâs how my great aunt met him in the first place#I could get at least 3 good books out of all the drama in my fucking family I think#one for this whole thing. one for my dadâs insane parents. and one for all the bad decisions I made in Seattle
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i havenât been playing or keeping up with genshin for over 9+ months now, but with the recent lore drops pertaining to childe and his vision, iâm suddenly interested in playing again đ¤ or at the very least, just reading into his role in the fontaine story quest đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
#talks * ŕŠâĄâ§â#long time no seeeee#hope everyone has been doing wonderfully <3#it also really pains me to say but i think sumeru sucked the happiness i got out from playing genshin#i didnât really feel as if i connected to the characters very much#all the discourse surrounding controversial topics with hoyoverse and lack of cultural diversity really turned me off i wonât lie#also artifact farming is just absolute hell on earth#alsoâŚ. i love my girl characters. way more than the guy characters even#and i feel like the ladies of genshin outside of the archons/right hand (miko jean) rarely get meaningful character development/stories#there is one thing i miss dearly and that is my lovely moots on here#who i feel like have been collateral in all this mess with me and my love hate relationship with hoyoverse#miss u guys all so much!!!#and thank u for continuing to read my works all this time 𼚠i just hit 800 followers!!!!! thatâs insane <3
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[Image description: a tweet by @/post nuclear Joan saying âthe most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplatingâ. End description]
#mecore#so deeply#I spent SO long infodumping abt shameless to my friend this morning over coffee talking abt parallels and similar incidents and cultural#differences in the show and it was sooo fun and he said he only wants to consume the show from my lens which is like the biggest compliment#EVER Iâm so right abt that show sorry a queer relationship from poor white trash areas with sketchy amounts of homophobia#favorite queer rep ever actually bc theyâre just like me fr#and itâs so deeply contrasted by other queer characters in the show that are like all upper middle class and rich and like debating#lady Gaga vs BeyoncĂŠ while Ian and Mickey are there dumbfounded totally excluded#OH AND thereâs another good scene of like Ian mentioning how he still lives with all his brothers and sisters and this one dude goes like#âgod that sounds awful I would kill myself I hate my familyâ and Ianâs there just like. tf you talking abt?#bc family is the most important thing to him and I think it really relates to my theory about like familial connection amd how it differs#based on class level of the family in my experience comparing like mine and my friends experiences and like concepts from media#the poorer families are much more bonded and close together even if they donât always get along right while the more upper middle class#richer families are like absolutely wild and theyâre all super distant from each other#Iâve yet to figure out the Why It Happens but like itâs certainly a pattern that exists and I ponder it a lot#anyways sorry for the infodump and rambling prev
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that's just how a lot of villains react to Tim. the whole "soft spot for Robin" thing everyone thinks Dick's got going on actually is genuinely kind of canon for Tim. It's notably a thing with Shiva, but it's true for several other Bat and Bat-adjacent Rogues too:
Nightwing. Hated him since he wore pixie boots. And Robin. Him I don't hate. Okay kid, actually. -Trinity (2008) #12
"You're sparing me? Just 'cause I'm a kid?" "No. I'm sparing you because in many ways you're more of an adult than those you serve. Batman was clever to send you..." -Gotham Knights (2000) #15
"You're clearly in need of a strong mentor. Someone who can be a benefactor and powerful friend to you. Luckily you don't have to look any further for one." -The Resurrection of Ra's al Ghul (2007)
I see a lot of fanon-y posts about rogues having a soft spot for the Batkids and kind of looking out for them, especially Harley and Ivy since they're completely defanged now, but all of that truly pales in comparison to whatever Lady Shiva has going on with Tim.
"I respect your moxie, kid. someday when you're an adult let's fight to the death." they're fascinating.
from Green Arrow #135 (1998)
#I honestly love Tim and Shiva's absolutely bonkers relationship. it makes no sense but it's so much fun#the funnier thing is that so many of the Rogues HATE Dick lmao#Two-Face. Riddler. Talia. several others just flat out dislike the OG Boy Wonder. But Tim? nah they like him#remember when Lonnie Machin was like 'yeah okay I'll work with you. sure. why not?' after Tim saved him from Armstrong?#tim drake: rogue magnet#tim drake#lady shiva#poison ivy#ra's al ghul#edward nygma
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#gonna ramble in the tags because my brain sucks and if i put this in my own personal discord server im gonna see it all the time#so id rather throw it here and forget about it and have it drowned out by various fandom posts and other posts i simply find neat#existential anxiety is an absolute fucking bitch and i hate that it randomly haunts me often for no reason#i have however figured out that its exacerbated by stress and feeling a lack of control over my life#cause one day im gonna be old and close my eyes for the last time and thats it#i wont wake up in a new life and forget this one i wont be in a number of fictional universes i enjoy#i wont even wake up in an afterlife#hell even if there is on (i believe there is) i wont see it cause i have aphantasia#i see absolute sweet fuck all in my head! even my dreams tend to be kinda fuzzy and tunnel visioned!#im nearly 30 and as a kid i oculd never conceive of life beyond my teens and as a teen i couldnt imagine my 20s#and now im turning 29 this year ive temporarily moved halfway across the world to be with my fiance of 8 years in an attempt to make this#move permanent and... ive done nothing truly significant#i wanted to work in languages as a teen primarily because i loved hetalia at the time and it sparked my desire to truly understand history#and culture and communication and finally connect with people#it really should have been obvious to the career coach lady that i was autistic seriosuly how the fuck did it go unnoticed by everyone#except my mother and she didnt even support me properly!#youd think that this anxiety would propel me into doing the things i want to do which rn is photography#but nope! all it does is make me scared to sleep because what if thats the last time i close my eyes and i dont know it?!#so now im here occasionally publishing my silly tiktok videos#doing my best to not backhand mil or shake my fiance because they talk like a baby sometimes and that sets off various buttons with me#for reasons i havent fully figured out yet#i have so many friends and interests and the family i still speak to is lovely and supportive#though lets not get into nanny getting old and knowing that itll be time to say goodbye to her though hopefully not for another decade#but yeah. my brain sucks i cant afford to go back to therapy rn because im unemplyed#the job hunt sucks cause canadas job market is somehow worse than englands and i cant even get financial support here cause temp resident#and every so often my brain just throws this existential bullshit at me for no reason#im gonna go do the souless job search now#and set this to not be reblogged because frankly no one needs to be inflicted with this in their head
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ghost knows heâs too rough and impatient with sex. knows he wonât know how to please you properly. knows he canât possibly do things right with you, knowing youâve never done this before. but god, he wants to. he wants to treat you how you deserve. never thought heâd be so desperate to fuck someone good and slow like he does with you.
so he goes to price. the one man who will know all the right ways to please a lady properly. asks him to show him how to take care of you. tells him he doesn't know how to care for someone else's needs, at least with someone inexperienced like you. tells him he needs to be instructed. to see just how he should work you.
youâre nervous at first, thinking itâs an absolutely insane idea, but you canât hide the wetness along your panties as you sit on ghostâs lap, back pressed against his chest, legs spread, his knuckle dragging down your warmth. price sits back in his chair, telling ghost exactly how to move his fingers, paying close attention to your body's minuscule movements, the way your brows furrow when ghost moves a certain way, or your eyelashes fluttering.
and this was supposed to be a strictly hands-off approach⌠but god, watching ghost fumble, unable to maintain the slow speed you need, keeping you from reaching your orgasm, has price on edge. he leans forward, rolling his chair with him, and tells ghost to stop. tells him to watch and to pay close attention. price tears your panties off and your eyes go wide at the contact. you swallow, expecting ghost to be furious, but his hands only settle around you and he takes notes as he watches his captain work.
price runs his thumb up your slit, circling your nub, and tells ghost to hold your thighs apart when you unconsciously try to clench them. then his finger is sinking into you and your head falls back against ghost's chest, eyes shut. you moan and you feel ghost harden beneath you. âhowâs that feel, sweetheart?â price asks you. you babble out incoherently, price adding a second finger, and chuckling darkly at your response.
it becomes too much, his fingers thrusting in and out of you, his other hand rubbing your clit, ghost's fingers digging into the softness of your thighs as he forces them apart. âohmygod,â you slur, âmâgonnaââ price smirks, his eyes darkening as he watches you orgasm, your body clenching around his fingers shoved deep in your heat. "talk her through it," price tells ghost. so ghost does. you're shaking still and ghost rubs his hands over your exposed skin. "that's it, baby. you're doin' s'good," he praises.
"whata fuckin' sight," price mumbles to himself, his fingers leaving you empty. you steady your breathing, coming down from your high, completely limp in ghost's arms. price can see the way ghost's eyes have gone dark, his pupils swallowing his irises whole. knows ghost doesn't know how to be soft. sees the feral need to ram himself into you overtaking his features. "gonna take it slow with her, yeah?" price asks.
ghost breathes rapidly out, his hips begging to buck up against you. he knows he wouldn't be able to control himself if you let him fuck you. so he answers honestly. "not sure I'd be able to."
price tsks, sitting back in thought, his eyes roving over your spent body. you suddenly feel shy, wanting to close your legs, but ghost's arms tighten on you. "need me t'break her in?" price finally asks after several long beats of silence.
ghost grinds up against you, his hand sliding into your hair and pulling your head to the side so he can kiss your neck. your eyes flutter at his attempts to be so delicate with you. "want the captain here to be your first time, love?" ghost asks against your skin. you stutter when you answer. "don't you want to be?" "course I do. but I won't go easy on ya. I'd hate to ruin you, sweet girl. price will take it nice n' slow. just like you need." and after, you'll be ready to take ghost. ready to adjust to his size.
you swallow hard, ghost's hands escaping and clawing at your clothed chest. you nod. "o-okay."
price stands from his chair and begins to undo his belt. "come sit on my desk, sweetheart."
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Aaaaanother TGAA SwapAU stuff and it is my wonderful boy Albert as the prosecutor!!
I've changed some of the designs in this one like the jacket color to white to make a resemblance of a lab coat and reflecting of Kazuma white school uniform, as well trying to bring more Frankenstein's Monster vibe too hehe (aaand make him look more miserable too). He is also have a locket that have a painting of him and his two brothers, it was given by Andrew during his wedding!
I also made bunch of character that related to Swap!Albert's life from 10 years ago, like Andrew(Klint's roleswap) and his other brother Michael, university Barok and Albert, etc. more info about the are there down below đđ
First of I wanted to say I'm sorry I can't do full render of everyone here, do that with all of them would be death sentence for me so I couldn't do it đđ Anyway without further ado, I'm going right into it! Start from left to right!
This first one Ryunosuke father replacing as Genshin Asogi. At first while brainstorming I was thinking of maybe do three switch around with Genshin, Jigoku, and Yujin but the it somehow felt weird for me. Then the thought of maybe involving Auchi in this too (like, imagine him being swap with Jigoku wouldn't that be funny and terrifying thought), but discarded that idea out because of Menimemo would have no one to swap with (i have to i'm sorry). Sooo I ended just design him from scratch, he is quite easy to figure out since Genshin doesn't really have much going on with him, but since we don't have any idea of original Ryunosuke's parents at all I have to take idea from something else, and that is his daruma doll for his eyes (he is half blind!! :D) and Phoenix DD/SOJ design (droopy hair and light vest) and everything else is from Genshin. His name is Ryuuki Naruhodo since Ryunosuke is another name for Ryuichi so I want to keep the train going!!
Andrew the screwdriver, oh I missed him- Anyway, I redesign his outfit because tbh his previous outfit is ridiculous đ it's funny and fun but I do want to take him seriously now. I'm tried to keep the A shape still but it's less subtle now, I think it turned out okay!! (Oh yeah, his cane is supposed to be a hidden sword but i forgot to put that in the drawing đ). I was supposed to make his bowtie red like the hair tie but then I realized it will getting rid of the purpose of the hair tie (it referencing the blood on the tip of the screwdriver) so I ended up making it color silver.
The Lady Baskerville, I gave her similar design to Sunny(Herlock!Swap) with the bowtie, color palette to his mascot, and hair on her. I'm not really quite fond with her design, maybe I'll do redesign her again if I got a idea pop up like crazy but in the meantime this is her design.
Guess who is this?? Another one of Albert's tool is here finally!! Michael the crosshead screwdriver! Since we never see Michael anywhere and only mentioned once in the game he is, I'm just draw simple design for him (I wished I could put M shape in the design but I have no idea WHERE to put it đ so I tried used the bowtie for it). I also thought it would be nice to make him a defense attorney so I made the design for the badge too. Since he is sadly not going to be mentioned a lot in this AU since I'm trying to make the storyline same as the original, so I made a backstory of what happened in the fun fact tags. There was supposed to be more tool to be added but my god that would be taxing to design, so I have to make only Andrew and Michael as his only siblings.
The doggie Balmung replacement, Bolt, He is a Irish Setter! Beforehand he was supposed to be Borzoi but then research the background of the breed I don't how difficult it is to actually get one in that era so I have to changed breed :((
Albert and Barok in university days!! I just keep same as before like previous design!! There's a tiny change like the hair and the neckties.
There is going to be more content of them soon because I have a lot of ideas for them sooo stay tuned ;)
Here's the concept designs!!
#tgaa#barok van zieks#albert harebrayne#tgaa2 spoilers#the great ace attorney#swap au#genshin asogi#klint van zieks#ryuuki naruhodo swap au#andrew harebrayne swap au#michael harebrayne swap au#<- once again i still cannot believe i made Albert's screwdrivers a thing in this au and just says they're both good siblings and ryunosuke#<- father is supposed to be his daruma. i'm having fun with this but also omg#lady baskerville#fun fact: Albert has a vast knowledge about bugs as he is fascinated by nature. He learned in university day as a side hobby#<- this is my way to replace bats living in his prosecution office. and Kazuma absolutely hated it (he hates bugs in this au)#fun fact: Albert is always sleep deprived and constant migraine 24/7 so because of the he is actually drinking less frequently in court#<- up until Kazuma shows up#fun fact: Albert does read the Randst Magazine of Jane Watson stuffs during his absents and personally enjoys it. But where it comes to#<- Jane herself he absolutely have enough of her bullshit. says that her invention is absolutely bogus and should always just stay in#<- fiction and that made Sunny so mad he ended up called him Grimsy because he says he doesn't deserve the Lord title (but it's okay.#<- later on the grudge is subside and he still called him Grimsy because he likes the nickname he gave him)#fun fact: Andrew actually squint his eyes because he is also nearsighted. He just refused to wear glasses as he kept losing it#fun fact: the only reason why Michael became defense attorney is because Albert suggested it so he could challenge him and argue in#<- the courtroom and he say alright bet and starts learn law stuff. but that never happened as their relationship became sour during Albert#<- wanting to take over the Professor case. Michael have a nag feeling that Ryuuki is not the culprit and they had a fight over it.#fun fact relating to last one: one year later Michael moved in to France as he also got threats and being followed by underlings of#<- defendants that died by the Grim Reaper just because he is related to Albert#this is the longest thing I've ever written about this au so i want to say thank you for reading all of this rambling đ#teroga's blogs
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đžReally Nice Guy Who Hates Only You
*part of the reverse trope series*
Pairing: Oscar Piastri x Celebrity!Reader Genre: Fluff/Miscommunication/Humor/SMAU Summary: Oscar was known to be the epitome of a polite cat. His reputation is that he is genuinely nice to everyone. Well, everyone except for you.
*once again, I have loved writing for this series and it seems like everyone loves these chapters (as they have the highest notes out of all of them). I'm really excited for what is to come! I have loved making all the special tweets and other additions to the posts!*
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Oscar had been in a bad mood. The garage could practically feel the cloud that surrounded the Aussie as he walked through the garage on Saturday morning for the sprint. The scrunch of the nose and the constant side eyes also gave it away.Â
Normally, Oscar tends to be more on the quiet side. But today, he was even quieter. Gone was the polite cat, and it was replaced by a very grumpy feline.Â
âHey Oscar! Come meet our guests!âÂ
Oscar let out a sigh as he turned around and put a very fake smile on his face. This is the moment he had been dreading ever since you stepped into the garage. He did, or couldnât, understand why you were wearing his number on the back of the jersey you wore.Â
It disgusted him.Â
You were very pretty though, he had eyes. Your hair went very well with the papaya orang and your smile could pretty much kill a man in a 10-foot radius. Except that right now, Oscar wanted your perfect hair to catch on fire and heâd avoid the smile.Â
When he finally got closer, he stopped a few feet in front of you, not wanting to get too close. Two hands clapped him on the shoulders as Lando started to shake him.Â
âSo Os-cah, this is Y/n L/n, 2-time Grammy Award winner and probably the prettiest guest weâve ever had.âÂ
All right, so Lando was a gonner.
Oscar fought the urge to roll his eyes right into the back of his head so he wouldnât have to look at you anymore. But your smile was oh-so pretty. You looked at him with wide eyes as you held out your hand for a shake.Â
However, Oscar just looked at it, then looked at you.Â
âWelcome.â
Lando reeled back, confused at his younger teammateâs coldness. The two watched as your smile faltered just a bit. (If Oscar had any remorse, he didnât show it.) You were quick to recover and spread another smile, even if this one wasnât as real as the first.Â
You put your hand down as you greeted, âItâs such an honor to finally meet you! Iâve been a fan for what feels like forever.âÂ
Oscar grunted. âCanât say the same.âÂ
You absolutely wanted to whimper. You had been waiting to be invited to a Formula 1 garage ever since you won your first Grammy. And well, you had other offers from Red Bull or Ferrari, but the McLaren garage is the one you wanted to be your first. So, you had declined and declined until you knew that you could meet the driver that you had been following for so long.Â
But now that you finally met him, you wondered why he was such an asshole.Â
You pushed down your feelings and continued. âThatâs ok. My music isnât for everyone. But I wanted to congratulate you on your rookie season last year!âÂ
âThanks.âÂ
Ok, Lando knew something was up and he couldnât take the hurt-puppy-eyes coming from you anymore. The Briton was about to say something, but Zak had decided to interrupt with another celebrity guest.Â
âGuys, this is Sabrina, sheâs also joining Miss L/n in the garage today. Ladies, we have two headsets for you in the back when weâll go over some last minute car things if youâd like to listen in!â Zak explained.Â
It only hurt when Oscar eyes lit up at your fellow musician, brushing past you to personally introduce himself. Lando was now left with a very sad Grammy winner on his hands. He gently put his arm around your waist to bring you to the side.
When a long sigh escaped your lips, Lando felt awful.Â
âY/n, I swear heâs normally the nicest person on the planet. Oscar always seems to love everyone, no matter the guest.âÂ
Your eyes flitted over to where Oscar was now animatedly talking to Sabrina about her new album. You let out a scoff.Â
âYeah, everyone but me. Maybe I should have just taken the offer from Red Bull or Ferrari.âÂ
Lando pouted. He knew that you had been a fan of Oscarâs way back to the start of his F2 season. And then you had purposefully put the word McLaren in many different songs. Hell, your newest album titled âMomentumâ was basically a love letter to your beloved team. You even had plans to become an investor once you could make the first payment.Â
The Briton felt lost. âI was going to find Max and Charles if youâd like to join me?âÂ
You took one more look at Oscar, not surprised to see him glare at you from the side. That action made up your mind and you agreed to go with Lando.Â
Taking with Max and Charles was like a breath of fresh air. The two were great conversationalists and pretty funny. The Monegasque even invited you into one of the media buildings to look at the behind the scenes, which put you in awe.Â
The two rivals, thought, couldnât understand why you were attached to Lando when you had a giant 81 on the back of your jersey.Â
âHave you met Oscar yet?â Charles asked. When you tensed, he knew that he had asked a wrong question. Your expression quickly became sad.Â
âYeah. But I donât think he likes me very much,â you muttered.Â
Max scoffed. âThatâs absurd. Heâs quiet, but heâs nice to everyone.âÂ
Lando winced. âBut for some reason, he was being really rude and just standoff-ish.â Â
You looked so dejected. âAt first I thought he might not be a fan of my music, but then he was super smiley with Sabrina and we co-wrote most of mine and her songs. So itâs not the genre.âÂ
The Briton wanted to try to bring your spirits back up, but he noticed the time and said that you and him had to be back at the garage. You said your goodbyes to the Dutchman and Monegasque before you followed Lando back to the garage.Â
On your way in, Oscar sent you yet another glare as he got ready to be in the car.Â
Although he had been mean, you still said, âGood luck.âÂ
Maybe he heard you or didnât, but he never responded or acted like he took it to heart.Â
When Oscar was able to overtake multiple cars and finish the sprint in P2, you were ecstatic. His terrible attitude did not hinder your joy for the Aussie. You didnât secretly call yourself the #1-Piastri fan for nothing. Sabrina laughed next to you as you hopped up and down, glad that your driver finished well in the points.Â
It was sad for Lando who didnât make it past P5, but the Briton explained that qualifying for the actual race is when it truly counted.Â
You watched with stars in your eyes as Oscar walked up after Charles to be interviewed by Jensen Button.Â
The former driver asked the first question.Â
âOscar, first congrats on the P2, you did a lot of overtaking. Was that in the strategy?âÂ
The Aussie laughed, really showing that he indeed was polite to everyone.Â
âWell the strategy is always to win, but we were close with all the upgrades. Itâs been good and Iâm ready for the races to come.âÂ
A few more questions were asked and exchanged before Jensen somehow brought you up.Â
âSo we saw that Y/n L/n and Sabrina Carpenter were both in the McLaren garage. And we all know that Y/n is a massive McLaren fan as well as your fan. Have you listen to any of her songs?â
Many people definitely saw the change in facial expression when your name was brought up. The smiley Oscar was replaced with a bored one.Â
âWell, I donât really listen to artists who bash or make fun of my driving.âÂ
Jensen gave me a very curious look. âShe actually praises you in most of her songs.âÂ
The Aussie rolled his eyes. âYeah, like the one where she said she crashed her McLaren like Piastri.âÂ
Your eyes widened, along with everyone else in the garage. Those were definitely not the lyrics to one of your songs. Lando also had wide eyes and he was looking right at you, who seemed to be on the verge of a mental breakdown.Â
âI would never do that,â you said, looking into Landoâs hazel eyes. The Briton looked puzzled. He had specifically played or sung songs for the Aussie that mentioned McLaren or Oscar.Â
You kind of just sank into the background, trying to process what could have gone wrong. Lando on the other hand raced to catch Oscar as he was walking into the garage.
âMate, what are you doing?â Oscar asked as Lando was directing him to one of the driver rooms. Lando slammed the door and turned to Oscar.Â
âWhat are the lyrics to Y/nâs song?âÂ
There was another eye roll. âLando you sung them to me like two weeks ago.âÂ
Land shook his head. âBut tell me.âÂ
Oscar huffed, âSmall talk, big love. Act like you donât care but I disagree. When I crashed my McLaren like Piastri.âÂ
âStop!âÂ
The Aussie cocked his head.Â
Lando continued, âThose arenât the lyrics you muppet. Itâs âWhen I crashed my McLaren like past me.â A few years ago, Y/n used to wreck a lot of cars at a teen. She got better and decided to buy a McLaren when your seat was announced for 2023. And then she crashed it on accident after she got broken up with.âÂ
A look of realization washed over Oscarâs face and then a look of dread. A giant sigh left his lips. Lando thought he was going to pass out or something but the second Papaya driver quickly ran out of the room. He stopped short of where you had sat in the back of the garage and quietly started to step closer.Â
Your head was in your hands but you looked up when you heard footsteps. You were shocked to be looking at Oscar, who had a guilty look on his face. You shot up out of your seat and began to ramble.Â
âOscar, I swear, I would never back and diss you in any of my songs. Youâre truly my favorite driver and I was so excited to meet you. I have put your name in my songs before, but itâs only been praise. Iâm so sorry that youâve been thinking that Iâd make fun of your driving and-âÂ
Oscar held out a hand to stop you.Â
But now it was his turn to ramble, hands flying everywhere.Â
âYouâre sorry? Iâm sorry. Iâve been an utter asshole to you all day. That was horrible of me. Lando sung me the song a few weeks ago, but it was pretty mumbled because he couldnât remember some of the words and I heard Piastri instead of past me and I just thought the worst andâŚâÂ
Lando was having a field day watching you watch Oscar with stars in your eyes as he apologized over and over again.Â
The Briton pretended to dust his hands off as he watched Oscar pull out his phone and offer it to you.Â
âAnother day, another matchmaking completed.â Â
y/n_l/n has posted
y/n_l/n thank you so much McLaren for the amazing day today! It was truly a dream come true to meet my all time favorite driver! little surprise for everyone else - Florida is yours (inspired by a special someone) đ§Ą
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queeny/n OH MY GOSH NEW SONG AFTER THE MIAMI RACE??
y/n&f1 wouldn't the song be written for Logan then?
y/nxoscar she said inspired - didn't mean that it's actually about him
oscah81 P2 SPRINT RACE AND POSSIBLE NEW WAG
landonorris I too would like a song pls
charles_leclerc we all know she wrote golden about me âĽď¸
maxverstappen1 I claim midnight rain then
landonorris âšď¸
y/n_l/n it's ok lando - working on one now!
y/nsgrammy to think that Oscar thought she dissed him when she's like his biggest fan ever
oscargirlie y/n get's us with the second picture
oscarpiastri was the second picture necessary? and Florida? when did you have time to write that??
y/n_l/n 1. yes, it was very necessary, 2. I wrote it when you ignored me
oscarpiastri and you still wrote me a song?
y/n_l/n of course! most of my songs had you written in mind âşď¸
oscarpiastri so. . . dress?
y/n_l/n đłđ¤
loscar-land your honor I love them
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