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Actually this ones good too one more food for todahy Toby has permanently altered my brain chemistry, I've only reread that one fanfic like. 4 times and yet freenoodles slow dancing in their house LITERALLY never leaves my brain aughuaig they are cutie patootie tho heart emojhijk
#go read toby/ counting clowns oneshot book it is so good#it occupies a permanent corner of my brain now them dancing just make so much sense i don't even understand actually#freenoodles doing very small things constantly to try to fluster the other my beloved#gentle neck kiss mwah mwah they'rE SO. ksnhfkj#smandflsajfkgbkl#igrnore the anantomy and depth mistakes if you cna see them shhhh no you can't shush shh shushshfhsik#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk#lmk tang#lmk pigsy#freenoodleshipping#lmk freenoodles#freenoodles#lego monkie kid fanart#zaacoy art๐ซ
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ok this is filth adjacent but would u ever write a lil blurb or fic about Steve with a gf whose super insecure about her stretch marks and body? And May be she doesn't want to disappoint Steve bc his exes seem prettier
would i ever! i love these type of requests i love ppl getting a little bit of respite and comfort through fic esp in smut! i hope this makes u feel even a little bit hotter babe <3 1.6k, afab!reader, and just filth adjacent sry! MDNI this entire blog is 18+
Steve's mouth is on your neck, his tongue hot where it teases against your skin, and his hands are searching your body with a lustful fervor.
Your head tips back. It's so easy to let him in, let him slide his body closer to yours, to get more of whatever he's giving. The hot press of his mouth on your neck feels damn good enough to make your blood singโand heat travel between your thighs, wetness beginning to pool.
You want to rub your thighs together, if only for a little relief. Steve's toned thigh between them prevents it. You scrunch his polo between your hands instead, trying to wrestle the courage to slip your hands beneath it.
You're lying back on his bed, propped up lightly by the pile of pillows the two of you had stacked when the evening had begun. The television at the end of the bed runs a film idly in the background, completely unnoticed by this point.
"How we doin'?" Steve's voice rumbles out, barely parting his lips from your skin before he's swooping back in to nip at it again. The bastard.
Your hands flex again, finally mustering the nerve to dive beneath the fabric of his shirt. Steve's warm. You feel the muscles of his tummy shudder as you skim your fingers across it, a pleasurable shiver running down your spine at the trail of hair you can feel leading into his pants. Steve's breath hitches, close to your ear.
He nudges your jaw with his nose lovingly, planting another row of sloppy, wet kisses down the expanse of your neck.
"Hmm," He hums, questioningly. "Still doing good?"
You realise you hadn't exactly answered him and something glows in your chest at his insistent checks. Extremely reluctantly, you manage to drag your hands away from his torso, shifting them up to subtly nudge his face out the curve of your neck.
Steve's eyes dart up to your face as he pulls himself back, his expression turning dopey the moment your hands cup his jaw. His cheeks are flushed ruby and his hair has been mussed in all his steamy motions. He looks fucking delicious.
You kiss him โ surging up to connect your mouths, warmth exploding in your chest and trickling down, down when Steve responds with a revere hunger. His plush lips scrape against yours filthily, his tongue always so perfectly teasing. You're gasping for air when you pull away.
"So good," You say breathily, finally answering the question.
Steve takes a moment longer to register what you've saidโbut that dopey look crosses his face the moment he does.
He plants his hands on the bed and shifts his weight back, sitting back on his heels. His thigh is still situated right between yours and you have to shove down the lustful urge to grind against it, lazy pleasure still pooling low in your gut. Though you're pretty sure Steve wouldn't oppose the idea.
Chest heaving lightly, you watch as Steve reaches for the edges of his polo and tugs upwards. It comes off in one smooth motion and you're rewarded with a fine sight. You're pretty sure your mouth actually waters in response. Tan chest, scattered moles, the smattering of hair. Oh god, you want to lick him.
Something in your face must give away your train of thought because Steve laughs. He leans back down, one hand moving to your waist, and nuzzles his nose against yours. He steals a kiss from your lips.
"See somethin' you like?" He says, the smirk evident in his tone. You feel like you might vibrate out of your skin.
"Shut up," You aim for fiesty and fall far, far short. You sound on the verge of a whine when you say, "You know I do."
Steve grins wider. His hand on your waist tucks under your shirt seamlessly, his thumb drawing maddening circles into the skin. Your breath catches, even as your arousal hikes.
"What about you?" He whispers the question between his kisses as he mouths along your jaw again, finding that same damn spot on your neck again. It'll be violet coloured by the morning. "Do I get to see something I'll like?"
He's asking permission. It takes a long moment to realise thatโtoo distracted between the touch of his fingertips skating across your skin and the addicting feel of his lips against your pulse.
You nod without thinking.
Steve pulls your shirt up no more than a few inches before your brain catches back up. Your hand moves abruptly, grabbing his hand and yanking it and your shirt back down in a split second.
Steve's halting in an instant, pulling back from working lovebites on your neck to see what he's done wrong. There's a string of spit connecting his lips to your neck.
Steve frowns in concern, shifting his hand up wipe his mouth with the back of his hand, as he makes an effort to put a little distance between you.
"You okay?" He asks. You're still holding his wrist, which is still holding the edge of your shirt. "What happened?"
Your mouth opens uselessly and closes. You know precisely why you had stopped him and now you're facing up with the fact you have to tell him, lest Steve believe you're actually having second thoughts over being with him.
It's just... you've probably spent far too many hours in the mirror. You've seen it from every angle. Seen it in every lighting. You can't quite ever seem to make your body look good.
You don't look like any of the girls Steve's been with in the past.
Comparison is killer, you're aware of this, but infuriatingly you just can't seem to stop. You think of what Steve will see the moment he gets your shirt off, what he'll realise, and your hand tightens around his wrist subconsciously. Your throat tightens up too.
Steve's face melts into a softer expression, eyes big. "Hey, hey, it's totally fine if you said one thing and- and you realise that you didn't mean it, it's okay."
Words continue to evade you and humiliatingly, it feels more likely that tears will escape you before any explanation will. He's being so nice.
"But..." Steve continues, his tone wary as if aware he's treading on uneven ground. "You seemed like you were into it. Like, comfortable, I mean. Then it was like a flip switched and you froze."
"I-" You finally find your voice. You clear your throat as you try to find the right words, breaking Steve's intense gaze to study the ceiling.
This is worse. This has got to be worse that just Steve taking your shirt off and being disappointed becauseโ because you're goddamn building up to it. Your eyes screw shut and you decide it's better to rip the band-aid off.
"I'm just," You can't quite keep the quiver out of your voice. "I'm not like- like girls you've dated before."
Steve makes a noise of confusion and it's enough to force your eyes open. You glance down, taking in Steve's adorably furrowed brow.
"Okay...?" He says, clearly still a bit confused.
"I mean, Steve," You say, voice a little steadier. Your hand around his wrist finally remembers to relax.
You release the hold on him and tuck your hand under your shirt discretely, covering the skin of your stomach you know is warped with stretch marks. "I don't look like the girls you've dated before. My- my body is different."
The wrinkle between Steve's brow shifts, moving from confused to something a little harsher.
"So?"
You blink. Of all the possibilities that you had run, not one of them had ended with Steve saying that.
"So?" You echo meekly. "So... so you might be like, I don't know, disappointed or thinkโmfh"
The words get smushed beneath Steve's fervent kiss, stealing one kiss off your lips and all your words with it. You blink up at him again, all your endless arguments of why Steve would be so disappointed suddenly silenced.
Steve grins, evidently pleased with his reaction.
Tentatively, moving slowly so you could intervene if you wished, he drags his hand along the sheets and onto your hip again. This time, however, he pushes the fabric of your shirt up and doesn't pause til it's bunched up, most of your torso on show.
Your nerves gather, gnawing at the edges of your chest. You can't bring yourself to move the hand that's trying to hide part of you, even if a dozen other stretch marks are visible now.
Then Steve leans down and he kisses your skin, right in the middle of your tummy.
"I think," He says, lips dragging across your skin and setting it aflame. He's looking up at your through his lashes, your gazes locked, his eyes dark. Another kiss, this time longer, with just a flash of tongue. "You're hot shit."
Instinct makes you want to scoff. But Steve says it so seriously that you almost believe him off the bat. Believe that he believes that.
He lowers himself onto his elbows, letting both of his large hands settle onto your waist, fingers pressing into the skin lightly. You shiver at the feeling and start to consider the possibility that he actually does think that.
"And I will gladly," He punctuates the word with another kiss, this one evolving into a soft, sensual lick up towards your breasts which peak lustfully in response. Your breath hitches. "Spend all the time needed if you need some convincing of that."
His hands move, sliding down til he's gently knocking yours aside, big warms hands spread across your hips. His thumbs are moving, drawing soft motions down, you realise, towards your waistband. Your pulse jumps between your legs, the heat in your body uncaring about the brief interruption.
Steve kisses your tummy again, further down this time. You acutely realise you've got Steve Harrington between your thighs, looking up at you with darkened eyes and promising filthy things with his fingers. Or mouth. Both if you're lucky.
"So," Steve murmurs, voice raspy and low. His thumbs slip beneath your waistband, just an inch. "You gonna let me convince you?"
You're feeling pretty damn lucky.
#[months w no posting] HOW WE DOIN!!!?#kidding i did put up a hiatus post im allowed to not post#actually im allowed to not post anyways lol BUT N E WAYS#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington#steve x reader#steve harrington smut#steve harrington x reader smut#jay writes#steve x you#steve x you smut#steve smut#steve x reader smut#stranger things#i actually like this one quite a bit!#took me... just over an hour and half which im miffed by#it was supposed to be me warmup for other writing#alas its my gift for u guys! hope u have not forgotten me#i forgive u if u did#mwah
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He has the prettiest hands in the serie, we get it! Really! We do! ๐ญ
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#mha#dabi#touya todoroki#bnha dabi#mha dabi#bnha season 7#mha season 7#this scene was just so goodโฆ the azure sparks were so artistic and likeโ my god touya youโre truly the best character of bnha#everything about this man from the background story to his characterization as kid!touya > dabi > touya itโs simply MWAH CHEF KISS FRFR#horikoshi has outsold his whole ass talent completely when he came up with his character ๐ฅฐ#a whole ass rollercoaster today thoโฆ i went from stunned to sob uncontrollably in a matter of secondsโฆ#these last episodes have destroyed me emotionally completely hahaHA!!!
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Hyunjin in every music video: District 9.
#hwang hyunjin#hyunjin#stray kids#userlau#usersemily#usersa#dancerachasource#hyunjinsource#staydaily#skzco#e01o#hyunjineverymv#listen we are all ignoring how all over the place these are thanks#i tried my best to stop my boy totally looking like a blue ghost#i do like the bottom two the first two.....just vibes.#anyways still love his verse in district 9 mwah
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#han jisung#bang chan#stray kids#skz#dominate world tour#mp#that's your father that raised you just give him a mwah
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holy FUCK i dont even consciously know how i blocked this
and yes i know i couldve killed after the tkb with another rc probably but give me a break my heart was going at 300 beats per minute
#guilty gear#guilty gear strive#ggst#ggstrive#slayer guilty gear#axl low#slayer players will show you this and say hes mid-tier with reactable mix like i wasnt guessing for my life LMAO#just kidding love you all mwah mwah
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the kg cycle of liiiiifeeeee
What a series of horrible events
#Poor guy i wanna see him get worse tbh#but also better#i love u pregame keiji mwah#art#digital art#yttd#your turn to die#kgs#kimi ga shine#keiji shinogi#i wanted to put the whole of sara in frame but just adding her arm fits into the theme#keiji inadvertently repeating the cycle#looking out for sara just as mr policeman looked out for him as a kid
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Early Kinktober Announcement
HI EVERYONE! so as few of you already know I have a little tradition for kinktober, that this year I decided to bring over to Tumblr/ao3, and to anticipate a bit in the hopes of cooking up something in time since my october is going to be quiiite busy. My goal would be to make a drawing each week, featuring ideas, pairings or prompts that you, yes YOU ๐ซต can come up with (and send me via ask/dm/whatever), that will be chosen or mix and matched depending on what strikes my Muse. i turned anon asks on just in case it helps the more shy commenters, but dont worry I wonโt publish any ask or message I get about this!
Thank you in advance and have fun! Iโm really excited to see what this yearโs kinktober will bring <33
#my faavoriitee time of the year i kid you NOT#also alsoo the first week's prompts coincide with the beautiful gorjus ZUKKA THIRST WEEKEND#and i alr haveee about 4 drawings planned for that Occasion#do what u will with this info kgdk#but i can draw other paairings as well hint hint nudge nudge#or well. maybe more than a pair. bigger hint bigger nudge#should i have a tag for this?? ehhh#let's go with just#kinktober#until i workshop a cooler name#send post#also uhhh i hate to say it so clearly but for the sake of honestyโฆ. mutuals please anon off.#i wanna know. i wanna give u precedence even#pspsps hiiii hellooo mutuals pspsps mwah mwah ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐คฒ
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#danganronpa#danganronpa memes#danganronpa edit#miu iruma#me all the time @ you guys#(just kidding ilu all mwah mwah)
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OH MY GOSH PROMPTS!! ๐๐๐ I adore your fics so much! ๐ I would absolutely love something for Mutant Mayhem with lee Leo and ler Raph! Throughout the movie heโs so touchy feely with his brothers and itโs so cute. Maybe heโs teasing Leo for liking April and makes him wonder what would happen if April found out he was ticklish which flusters Leo to no end. Of course take all the time you need and I hope youโre well!
~ ๐ป๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ~
๐๐ขโค๏ธ ๐ต๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข: @veryblushyswitch๐๐ขโค๏ธ
๐ฐ๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ท ๐ท๐ธ ๐ฑ๐ป๐๐๐ท๐!!! ๐๐๐, ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐ !!! ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข-๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐โ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ป๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
ยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ๏ผ*โขฬฉฬฉอโฉโขฬฉฬฉอ*ห๐ฑ๐๐๐ ๐ธ ๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ผ๐ฐ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐โฆ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ โผโผโผ ๐ฑ๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐โฆ? /๐๐๐ห*โขฬฉฬฉอโฉโขฬฉฬฉอ*ห๏ผยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ
๐ถ๐๐๐๐: ๐ต๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐: ๐บ,๐ฝ๐ธ๐ธ
๐ป๐๐: ๐ป๐๐ ๐ข๐
๐ป๐๐: ๐๐๐๐ ๐ขโค๏ธ
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข: ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ โฆ๐๐๐ ๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐! ๐๐๐๐ขโ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐! ๐ธ๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ด๐๐พ๐ผ๐ด! ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โฆ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐โฆ๐๐๐ ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ขโฆ
(๐ฐ/๐ฝ: ๐*๐๐๐ ๐ณ๐ฝ๐ธ. ๐บ๐๐๐/๐ฝ๐๐ต๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ณ๐ฝ๐ธ.)
๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐:
@shut-up-jo @what-youd-expect @saturnzskyzz
@someone1348 @itzsana-kiddingmenow @goopyskele
@ziipzeepzop-eez @skyloladoodles @leosmasktails
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: ๐ธ ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โฆ๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ *๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐*!!!
๐๐: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ ๐ข'๐๐๐๐ , ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ธ๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐บ๐พ!!!
๐ธ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐โฆ๐๐ ๐๐๐. ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐๐-๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ท๐ด๐ป๐ป ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐โ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐-๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐. ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐โ๐ ๐ธโ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐๐๐<๐น)
๐ฐ๐ป๐๐พ ๐๐ท๐ธ๐ ๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐พ๐๐ด๐ณ ๐๐พ ๐ฑ๐ด ๐ฒ๐๐ธ๐ฝ๐ถ๐!!! ๐๐พ๐โ๐๐ด ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐พ๐๐ด๐ณ ๐๐พ ๐ฒ๐๐ธ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ด ๐๐บ๐พโจ!!!
ยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ๏ผ*โขฬฉฬฉอโฉโขฬฉฬฉอ*ห๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ข, ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ขห*โขฬฉฬฉอโฉโขฬฉฬฉอ*ห๏ผยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ
Two hours. It has been two absolutely awesome, amazing, astonishing, stupefying, magnificent, incredible, extraordinary, staggering, astounding, perplexing, confounding, stupendous hours being on a call with the one and only April OโNeil.ย
And yes, Leo looked up more than half of those synonyms. Heโs a man of many words.ย
The two friends have been on a FaceTime call forโฆno particular reason, actually. Leo and April just collectively agreed that being on a call and doing classwork with each other would be a lot more fun than doing said classwork by themselves.ย
But, April was an only child. The poor girl wouldnโt have anyone her age to help her finish the homework anyway.
Leoโs brothers on the other handโฆchose not to help him with his homework in any way, shape, or form.ย
Raph has, like, 10 missing assignments from each classโ (scary yet impressive honestly) so asking him for help wouldnโt help either of them.ย
Mikey keeps LOSING his homework (which he always blames their Mom for eatingโฆsince she does kinda eat literally anything and everything)โฆ
And Donnie? He only ever helps people with homework if they give him free V-bucks (or however you spell itโฆidk manโ). And does it LOOK like Leo can or will ever own V-bucks???ย
But at the end of the day, the leader in blue couldnโt really blame his brotherโs for not helping. I mean, itโs homework. Doing work at home. In all fairness, the word alone just sounds wrongโฆ
What they all were learning in class was stupid anyway. It was all taxes and discounts and blah blah blahโฆ
It was boring. LikeโฆBORING boring.ย
And complicatedโฆsuper freaking complicated.
And anytime Leo would ask a question about said homework, every teacher would say the same exact phrase: โWhy didnโt you ask your parents or guardian for help?โ
Even thinking about the question for a split second made Leo shiver. What did he look like? Some bright genius? Heโs not Young Shelldonโ if anything thatโs Donnie.ย
Besides, what did the teachers expect them to do? Ask their parents for help with their homework? Psh. Yeah right. As if.
Google exists for a reason, yโknow.ย
And not to be the bearer of bad news here butโฆLeoโs Dadโs a fucking rat. No offense to Splinter of course, but if his Dad couldnโt tell the difference between Andrew Tate and Timothรฉe Chalamet, what makes you think he would know the difference between debit cards and credit cards?ย
โI freaking hate English...โ April grumbled from Leoโs phone screen, โIt makes absolutely no sense. We break the rules that we created specifically for this language!โย
Leo stopped typing on his laptop, blinking a couple of times out of confusion, โWhat do you mean?โ He giggled amused, looking up and glancing at her intrigued.ย
โY'know the 'I before e except after c' rule?โ She asked.ย
โYeah? I know of it.โย
โIt doesnโt make any sense. Likeโฆat all. There are a ton of words that donโt follow it.โย
โOh.โ The mutant huffed out a small laugh, closing his laptop and putting it away in his backpack which was to the side of his bed, where he was sitting, โWellโฆwhat words? Iโm sure thereโs only a handful you could think of.โย
โThereโs neither, foreign, seize, height, protein, caffeineโฆโ She lists out, โโฆI could go on and onโฆโ Leo blinked absently, โโฆYouโve been thinking about this for a while, havenโt you?โย
The girl with glasses huffed out a small, smug laugh, showing the other teen one of her many notebookโs labeled 'Except after C my ASS.' ย โWell, English is weird like that.โ The hazel eyed mutant shrugged as the older teen groaned in irritation. โSEE?! See what I mean?! E is before I in the word 'weird!'โ The girl announced annoyedly, rubbing her eyes tiredly.ย
April leaned on her seat, staring up at the ceiling and pondering. โWhat if I justโฆbanned English?โย
โThe language or the class?โ The mutant asked incredulously.ย ย
โWhy not both?โ She deadpanned. Leo rolled his eyes fondly as he adjusted himself on his bed to a more comfortable and relaxed position, โWell, you have fun with thatโฆโย
The two teens shared a comfortable silence, both going back to working on their homework, asking questions every now and again but keeping the atmosphere quiet, calm and settled.ย
Leo glanced at the screen, resting his palm on his cheek as he justโฆstared at her.ย
Whichโฆis extremely creepy and something you should never do to someone (especially if they wield a moped 24/7), but April was just soโฆ
Pretty, attractive, lovely, good-looking, nice-looking, fetching, prepossessing, appealing, charming, delightful, niceโฆ
Okay, well you get the point.ย
โYouโre so smart, Aprilโฆโ Leo mumbled as the girl in question looked up at him, confused and flattered at the sudden/random compliment, โHuh?โ
โHuh?โ The teenage boy repeated, his face turning a deep crimson as he came to terms that his 'inner thoughts' became his 'outer thoughts'. The girl raised a brow, a teasing smirk plastered on her face, ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝYou just called me smart.โย
โNo I didnโt!โ The mutant denied, โI meant to say, uh uhmโฆyou're such a u-uhโฆtart!โย
Nice save Leoโฆnice. save.ย
โAโฆtart? Are you trying to call me a snack or something?โ
โNO!โ The blue banded mutant immediately said, his face as hot as fire now, โYouโre just very sweet like one. My Dad baked tarts all the time when I was a kid and I was kindaaaa hungry just now. So, I thought of the tarts he used to make and I was like โwow, those tarts were sweet as HECKโ and thought about you!โย
April stared at Leo for a minute or two before bursting out into laughter, simply going back to her homework, โPffโ okay, certified yapper.โ She snickered, going back to jotting down notes in her French textbook.ย
Suddenly, there was a shout to be heard ringing around the lair, a shout that could only be the home to one of Leoโs family members.ย
โIs that your tart welding Father calling you?โ She teased as Leo groaned, โNoโฆitโs one of my brothers. Which one this time? I have no ideaโฆโ The shout of Leoโs name was heard again as the eldest turtle groaned irritably.ย
โYes?โ The blue banded turtle called out but was only met with silence. I mean, what else is new? He was expecting no answer but it was still annoying. The turtle teen sighed, โOne moment please.โ He said as he muted himself on the phone. He got up from his bed, going into the middle of the room before yelling at the top of his lungs, โYES???โ
โYeesh. Iโm right here, dude. No need to shout.โ Raph smiled as he walked into the shared bedroom where the eldest sibling was. Leo only glared at him disapprovingly, crossing his arms against his plastron, โWhat do you want, Raph?โ
โDamn. What did I do to get treated with such hostility?โย
Leo raised an unamused brow.
โI mean specifically!โย
โI told you guys a million times to not disturb me for the next hour!โ The turtle in blue groaned as he rubbed his forehead, โIโm on a call with April doing homeworkโ the homework you all refused to help me with.โย
โY'know once you tell me things it goes in one ear and out the other, right? And besides, itโs not like Iโm disrupting you or anything.โย
โYou are!โ Leonardo shouted, โI literally have myself muted on the phone right now because you decided to waltz in here like Godzilla!โย
โWould thatโฆmake you Kong?โ
The eldestโs glare hardened, โRaphael.โย
โAlright, alright! Keep your shell on!โ The other snickered, โJust felt like checking up on everyone. You werenโt topside or in the lounge area. So I figured you were in here.โ The red banded turtle stated as he looked to the side, rubbing the back of his neck bashfully.ย ย
The eldestโs eyes softened a bit at that, his crossed arms unfolding and then dropping to his sides. With the wholeโฆfiasco that happened last summer, Raph has been checking up on the family more frequently as of now.ย
And by 'more frequently', he means the everlasting second of the day. Which was more than Leo has ever done. And thatโs saying a LOT.ย
โIโm fine, Raph.โ The leader in blue said, โAgainโฆjust on a call with April. You canโฆjoin us if youโd like. Weโre gonna quickly finish our homework and then just chat. But donโt do or say anything stupid.โ The eldest said jokingly as he offered the second youngest a smile.ย
Raph nodded, squinting suspiciously a bit, โWell you changed your mind quick.โย
โI felt like being nice today.โ Leo grinned, โSo you gonna join or what?โย
โI appreciate the offer, but I just wanted to check up on youโ I donโt wanna intrude on y'allโฆseriously.โ He trailed off as his elder brother looked at him confused, huffing out a laugh of bewilderment, โSince when have you cared about intruding?โย
The red banded teen shrugged, still glancing to the side as Leo groaned loudly and dramatically, slinging one arm over Raphโs shoulderโs and squeezing him in a side hug tightly. With the height difference, the hug kind of looked like if Tom and Jerry were conjoined into one working beingโฆalthough it was a hug nonetheless.ย
โYou wanted my wonderful and awesome attention so Iโm giving it to you. Come on, Kool Aid Man. Letโs go.โ The hazel eyed teen said as he dragged Raph to his bed.ย
โWaitโฆwhat did you just call me?โ
โKool Aid Man. Get over it. It suits you.โย
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โRaphโฆit was never that seriousโฆโ April sighed, looking at the second youngest who was pooling out buckets of the ocean from his eyes, but kept a straight face on the screen. The three teens were currently watching the very last episode of Steven Universeโฆfor old times sake.ย
And letโs just say the red banded turtle wasnโt taking it too kindly.ย
โAprilโs right, man. Why are you sobbing like the crying emoji?โ Leo cackled, resting his shell against the wall as Raph kicked him. โI AM NOT!โ The hot-head yelled, wiping his eyes immediately after his brother asked, โThese are manly tearsโฆโย
โSoโฆyou are crying.โ The young leader snickered.ย
โScrew off, Nerdardoโฆ!โ The brown eyed teen groaned, scoffing as the credits played on the IPhone screen. โI fucking hate that showโฆitโs so fucking dumbโฆโ He sobbed again, burying his face into the palm of his hands.ย
The leader in blue sighed, patting his little brotherโs shoulder as he looked at April, โSee what I have to deal with?โย
The girl chortled, crossing her arms, โMust be soooo hard.โ She mused and the girl smiled in amusement, slumping in her seat as she stopped screen-sharing on her phone, โSo what do you guys wanna watch now?โย
โUhโฆwanna watch that Netflix One Piece movie? I heard that Live Action isnโtโฆas bad as people say it is.โ Leo offered as April scrolled through the different options Netflix had to offer.
โHell to the no,โ The red banded turtle immediately said, โI just escaped a 3 hour anime marathon with Don. I donโt want to see anything having to do with anime until Iโm 90. Or when I die. Whichever comes first.โ
The other turtle chuckled in amusement, โFair enough.โ He hummed, โWhat aboutโฆAvatar the Last Airbender? The series, of course.โ
โYou know damn well once we start watching it we wonโt stop until we finish it.โ April said.ย
โTrue thatโฆโ Raphael commented.ย
โWait!โ Leo gasped, โWhat if we watched a nostalgic movie instead? Like one we all havenโt seen in a long while?โ The brown eyed mutant nodded at the idea, resting his shell on the wall as he grinned at the smaller turtle. โAlrightโฆIโm picking up what youโre putting down here, brother. Whatโs your idea?โ
โI didnโtโฆput anything down.โ The elder turtle blinked confused. The red banded turtle huffed in amusement, patting his brotherโs shoulder, โOh, sweet summer childโฆโ Leo rolled his eyes at the comment, brushing Raphโs hand off of his shoulder.ย
โOh! I know! What about Monsterโs Incโ?โ April started to say but was almost immediately shut down by the second oldest turtle, โNope. Definitely not.โ
โHuh? Why not? I love that movie!โ The blue banded turtle groaned.ย
โYeah.โ Raphael said to his older brother, โAnd you love Jennifer Tilly. Donโt forget that one time where youโโ Leo quickly hit his brother in the shoulder, not allowing him to finish the sentence and glaring at him profusely, โSHUT UP! It was one time! You donโt understandโ!โ
โโAnd I donโt want to!โ The taller mutant declared, hitting Leo in the shoulder back. โWell, as a little kid you liked that ugly freaking fish from Shark Tales.โ Leo added smugly.ย
โโฆI will kick you again, Nardo. Donโt test me.โ The red banded turtle threatened lightly. The glasses welding teen laughed, rolling her eyes, โI donโt even wanna knowโฆโย
April suddenly then cracked her knuckles, adjusting her glasses so they were positioned correctly on her face (due to the fact it was slightly falling off and she canโt and wonโt be caught lacking). โAlright y'all, hold on. Lemme lock in on this science assignmentโฆโ April muted herself, pulling out her laptop and becoming concentrated in her work.
The two brotherโs patiently sat quietly, averting to their own conversation as they waited for their friend to finish her other homework. Leo let Raph have his yap session for a good, like, 2 seconds before the hazel eyed mutant went back to looking at his crush April.ย
Raph looked at his brother knowingly, wiggling his eyebrows teasingly as the shorter turtle looked at him confused.ย
โโฆwhat?โ Leo said.ย
โWhat what?โ Raph said back.ย
โYouโre looking at me.โย
โAnd youโre looking at April~!โ
โSSH SSH SHH! SHUT UP!โ The young leader in blue screeched as a light blush appeared on his face. โWhy donโt weโฆwatch Avengers Endgame?โ April suggested as she unmuted herself.ย
Huh. She finished that science homework fast. And regarding that their science class is doing Physics right now, she probably used Chat GPTโฆ
Leoโs eyes lit up at the suggestion as Raph groaned loudly, โNo! No we are not.โ The taller turtle said immediately, leaving no room for argument. The smaller turtle groaned back, crossing his arms in frustration.ย
Raph facepalmed himself, due to the fact that this exact scene has played out anytime he tries to watch movies with his brotherโs (and itโs a miracle that Donnie and/or Mikey werenโt hereโฆor the call would last until the Earth exploded) โLeonardo. For the millionth time: Captain America is not a cool superhero! Likeโฆat ALL!โย ย
โHeโs a cool superhero to me!โ Leo screeched.ย
โYeah! Only to you!โ Raph glared as he jabbed Leo in the side. The smaller turtle screamed loudly in surprise, flinching away and covering his side with one arm as he hit Raph in the shoulder with the other.ย
โLeo? You okay?โ April asked, a tad bit concerned from the genuine scream her friend let out.ย ย
โIโm fine!โ Leonardo said through gritted teeth, โJustโฆtrying to do my chores. Which reminds me: I need to take the trash out.โ And with that, the leader in blue pushed his immediate younger brother off of the bed. He stuck the middle finger at him before facing the camera and pretending he didnโt just shove his brother to the abyss that was the side of his resting quarters. โYou were saying?โ He smiled sweetly at April.ย
โIs Raph okay?โ She asked, trying to stifle her laughs but finding the task extremely hard. โHeโll be fine.โ The blue banded turtle simply said, looking to the side of him where Raphael layed.ย
The turtle in question stuck the middle finger at him as Leo gladly did so back. April snickered at the twoโs bickering, rolling her eyes fondly. Leo muted himself for, like, the millionth time during this call, turning to Raph, โRaphael.โ
โThatโs me.โย
The leader in blueโs eye twitched, โI know thatโs you! Thatโs why I said your name!โ The elder threw a pillow at his little brother who caught effortlessly.ย
โDo notโ I REPEAT: Do NOT tickle me in front of April, Raph!โ
โWhy not~?โ Raphael snickered evilly like the little shit he proudly was. โBecause itโs embarrassing!โ Leo said as if his reasoning shouldโve been obvious, โAnd besides, she needs to know that I have absolutely no weaknesses whatsoever!โย
โNardo, I highly doubt she thinks that.โย
โWhat do you know anyway?โ The hazel eyed mutant huffed, โBesides, Iโm pretty sure she would appreciate talking about Captain America more than she would like to meet Hulk irl.โ
Raph gasped, offended, โI DO NOT LOOK LIKE HULK AT ALL!โ
Leo giggled amused, unmuting himself, โYou said it, not me.โย
The glasses-wielding teen rolled her eyes, smirking at Leo, โAre done muting yourself now?โ The blue banded teen nodded, โYeah, sorry. Just needed to take care of a couple thingsโฆas you saw.โ He gestured to Raph on the ground with his hand.ย
โโฆI see.โ April mused, โSo. What now?โ
โNow? Now I will show you something very interestingโฆโ The red banded turtle said as he got up.ย
Raph pulled his older brother closer to him on the bed by grabbing his ankle, dragging his body (pause...) to his chest as he put him in a small chokehold (one that wouldnโt hurt him of course). Leo sighed impatiently, hitting Raphโs arms like there was no tomorrow.ย
โRaph, youโre so fucking annoying! Let GO of me!โ The leader in blue growled which only caused the taller turtleโs grin to widen. โHey, April? My friend, my pal, my amiga, my bud, my partner in crimeโฆโ He chuckled, โCan I let you in on a little secret?โ
โRaphโฆโ Leo warned.
โWell, not really a secret but just some cool info little Leonardo here hasnโt told you yet. Heโs wanted to tell you for a long while but you know this dork, heโs shy.โย
โRaph!โ Leo yelled, squirming left and right as he tried to get out of the small chokehold, inwardly dying from how embarrassing this was going to be.ย
He would love to be tickled by April. Ever since theyโve become close friends thatโs been the #1 thing to do on his bucket list: to tell her he was ticklish. Which sounds easy but it really wasnโt. Still isnโt.ย
And no matter how many stretches or pokes he did, she would never get the clue.ย
So, inevitably, he just gave up. Besides, April would freak the flip OUT if she heard his โgetting tickled laughโ. Like, sheโs heard his โnormal laughโ but his โgetting TICKLED laugh???โย
Because of his signature laugh, the hazel eyed mutant has been called Elmo, Peter Griffin, Scooby DooโฆPatrick Star, the list goes ON.ย
It would just be straight up HUMILIATING. She wouldnโt make fun of him of course but that sure as hell doesnโt mean she wouldnโt judge. What if he hit her too hard or he kicked her?ย
And if he SNORTED?
Oh good grief Leo was going to absolutely die todayโฆ
The girl snickered, crossing her arms over her chest, intrigued on what this whole โsecretโ was. โOh? Youโve been hiding something from me, Nerdo?โ Leo shook his head in response to the question, โHe ihihis lying, April! Dohonโt listen toohoo this buffons lihies!โ Great. And now heโs already laughing.ย
โI am nohot a liar!โ Raphael chuckled at his brotherโs infectious laughter, โIโm aha truther. If anything yohouโre a liar for not telling April how embarrassingly ticklish you are.โ The taller turtle mused, tickling Leoโs side with his free hand.ย
Leonardo squawked loudly and then pursed his lips together in an attempt to not laugh. โOkay, Rio. Pop off.โ April hummed, not seeming phased by the leader in blueโs predicament at all. The brown eyed turtle sighed knowingly at his immediate older brotherโs behavior, shaking his head fondly, โYou see here, April: this is what I call I liar right here.โ
โYohouโre the liahair!โ Leo squeaked out but fell into a chorus of giggles as Raphโs tickling method changed from scribbling to his side to repetitive squeezes. โYou were always more ticklish to squeezes than scribbles, you weirdo.โย
โRahahaph nononoho!โย
โRaph yes yes yehehes.โ Raphael playfully mocked.ย
โDohonโt doohoo thihis in frohont of April!โ Leo despretley pleaded, kicking his legs on his mattress in a last attempt to get the sweet sweet taste of freedom. Raph rolled his eyes, โOh please. Youโre fiiiine. Besides, you love this sooooo I donโt even know why youโre complaining.โ The young leaderโs face burned in absolute humiliationโฆthere was no way in all of Equestriaโs three moons that Raph was doing this to him.ย
No way.ย
No how.ย
โOh yeah, thatโs also a thing he forgot to tell you. He freaking loves this. Itโs adorable really how much he denies the fact.โย
โOh. He likes tickling?โ April asked interested but there was also a hint of genuine interest to it.ย
โYeah. All of us do, really. Donnie thinks itโs because we quote on quote, โhave a touch of the โtismโโฆwhatever that means.โ Raph remarked smugly, โBut this chewed wad of green gum right here likes it most outta all of us, donโt you, Leo?โ The hazel eyed teen shook his head, giggling softly and hiding his face in the crook of Raphโs neck.ย
โSee? Heโs not even trying to get away.โ
โYeHES Ihi ahAHAM!โย
โYouโre squirming, doofus. If you reaaallly wanted to get away you wouldโve whooped my shell by now. But you didnโt. Soooo Iโm highly assuming you like it.โ Raphael stated as he snuck his hand in his immediate older brotherโs underarm which only caused Leoโs face to be practically conjoined with the side of the red banded turtleโs neck.ย ย
Leo snorted, kicking his legs on the bed sheets, โM-My GAHASH! Rahaph yohou yahapperโ shuhut UHUP!โ
The red banded teen smirked, โI am a yapper, actually. Here, lemme demonstrateโฆโ The taller turtle slipped his hand out of his brotherโs underarm and just wiggled his fingers, โIโm gonna tickle you so bad, Nardo~! Iโm gonna show April just how insanely ticklish you are~!โ
The blue banded turtle snorted loudly, refusing to look anywhere that was not the floor. Gosh he was gonna get Raph BACK for this!ย
Well, if he came out of this alive.ย
โYohOU AHAsshole *snort* STAHAP!โ The smaller mutant screeched, kicking his brotherโs arm with his knee repetitively which Raph wasnโt phased by. Raph brought his hand down and scribbled all over the tops of Leoโs knees. โNAHAH! NAHAT *snort* THEHE KNEEHEES NAHAT *snort* THEHE KNEEHEES!!!โ The smaller turtle panicked, his legs too tired to kick so he was just left to squirm with his torso.
Raphael huffed out a laugh of amusement, โI hope youโre taking notes of this, April.โ
The girl in question giggled lightly, โIโve been screen recording the whoooole time.โย
Raph winked knowingly at his brother, squeezing the top of his brotherโs knees as if there was no tommorow. โRAHAโ *snort* *snort* RAHAPH PLEHEASE NAHAโ *snort *snort* NOHOHOHO!โย
Aprilโs eyes widened at the new laugh she was being displayed with, but that newfound shock soon turned to newfound admiration. โJeeheezโฆLeo can snort two times in a row?โ
โFive if itโs on a good day.โ Raph remarked.ย
With all the leader in blueโs squirming, he was able to get out of the hold for approximately 0.2 seconds before Raph easily โrecapturedโ him. Although this time, Raph wrapped around one arm over Leoโs torso to hold his arms down to his arms down to his sides. The elder paled, knowing what was coming to him.ย
Leo almost regretted even allowing Raph to join the call with him and April his EVIL little brother dug his fingers into his stomach. And without his arms, Leo was left completely defenseless and could not do anything but just laugh like he was your typical go-to NYC drug addict.ย
โTickle tickle tickle~!โ Raph teased. The hazel eyed teen threw his head back as he let out loud, giddy cackles. It was honestly a surprise and a relief no one in the family came to check up on him.ย
โDUHUDE SHUHUโ *snort* *snort* *snort* DOHONโT SAHAY THAHAT!โ
โDonโt say what, Gigglenardo? Tickle~?โ Raph asked innocently.ย
โGOHODAHAMMIT! YEHEHES!โย
โBut itโs such a pog word! Tickletickletickletickle~!โ The brown eyed turtle said as he now scribbled on his elder brotherโs stomach. Leo let out a genuine Broadway actor scream before falling into his spiral of cackles. โMy gohosh I didnโt know he was so ticklishโฆโ April remarked which caused Raph to lightly chuckle, โYou have no ideaโฆโ He said.
โGitchie gitchie goo, Gigglenardoโฆโ
โFAHAHACKโ *snort* *snort* FUHUCK YOHOU!!!โ
โI didnโt even say tickle this time!โ Raph fake pouted, โBut I guess I could since you miss me saying it so much~! Tickle tickle~! Kitchie kitchie coo~!โ
The glasses wielding teen looked at her friend fondly, โNardo Iโve never seen you laugh like this. We should do this more often.โ She said as Leoโs face turned to the Earthโs core.ย ย
Wellโฆat least April seemed to geuniely like his laughโฆ? Thatโs a win.ย
โRAHAโ *snort* *snort* PLEHEHEASE!โ
โPlease~? Plehehease what, big bro~?โ
The cackling turtle squealed, tears of joy being clearly seen in his eyes. โTHIHIS IHIS MEEHEEAN!!!โ He whined through his laughs as April and Raph fondly rolled their eyes. โOhoโฆI can show you mean, bro. Iโm just using one hand and youโre already a squirmy, giggly mess. Imagine what itโll be like if I used both of my handsโฆโ
โBEEHEE QUIHIHIET!โ
โEh, you donโt have to imagine. Iโll justโฆโ And with that, Raph scribbled against the side of the leader in blueโs ribs with both of his hands now. The hazel eyed teen immediately pulled his arms down, hugging his middles and just laughing hysterically. โUh ohโฆNardo, did I find a bad spot~?โ Raph fake pondered as he scratched at his big brotherโs lower ribs.
The brown eyed turtle looked at his friend, โApril, youโre a news reporter, right? Tell me something about this new discovery!โ He said in a sudden sweet and innocent tone. โAHAPRIL AHAPRIL *snort* DOHOHONโT!โ The blue banded turtle teen squeaked out but his pleas were ignored by the other two.ย
April grabbed an Expo marker, putting it to her mouth as if it was a microphone as she adjusted her glasses again. โHello, I am April OโNeil and I am reporting from The Splintersonโs room. As you can see, Leonardoโ the small Mucinex mascot over thereโ is getting his shit absolutely wrecked by Shrek over here.โย
โHEY!โ Raph shouted, offended, โI do not look like Shrek!โ
โYOHOU *snort* KIHINDAโโ Leo started but was soon cut off as the red banded turtle started to squeeze at his hips. โNo one asked you, Mr. Mucus.โ Raphael huffed.ย
โOther than the whole Shrek thing, I think that was a pretty good report. Thanks, Apes.โ
โNo probs, Raph.โย
โSHUHUT UP! THE BOHOTH OF *snort* *snort* YOHOU!โ Leo snorted as April and Raph shared an amused look. Raph ceased his tickle onslaught on his brother, wrapping him in a hug and giving him a small noogie. Leo huffed as he caught his breath, glancing to the side to try and hide the smile on his face.ย
โI screen recorded everything, Nardo. I hope you know that.โ April grinned cheekily as Raph copied the grin as well.ย
โAnd I hope you know that I hate the both of youโฆโ The young leader giggled, swatting at Raphโs arms but didnโt hit with an attempt to hurt him.
โAPRIL!โ Mrs. OโNeil yelled from downstairs in Aprilโs apartment, โCOME DO YOUR LAUNDRY!โย
The girl in question groaned, looking to the side where her Mom was calling her, โMOM! IโM BUSYYYYYY! I CAN DO IT LATERRRRRR!!!โ She whined.ย
โAPRIL OโNEIL!โ Her Mom said in a warning tone.
The girl in glasses sighed, resting her cheek on her palm, โI gotta go before my Mom kills me, you guys.โ She groaned, โApril OโNeil out.โ April concluded with emphasis as she left the call. Leo sighed, bringing a pillow to his face as he hid under his blankets, groaning loudly.
โI hate you so muchโฆโย
โOh youโll be fiiiine. You should thank me. She is going to wreck your shit on Monday.โ Raph nonchalantly said as Leo buried his face into the pillow deeper.ย
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#Ughhโฆ#This was supposed to be a ficlet#A FICLET#THE VOICES THE VOICESSSS ๐๐๐คฏ๐คฏ#Bruh Leo is so me#I literally just recited phrases Iโve said#AND RAPHโฆ#BRUH U KNOW WHO U R ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ#Based him off of like 3 pplโฆ#MWAH MWAH <33333333#Mutant Mayhem tickle#Mutant Mayhem tickle fic#Tmnt tickle#Tmnt tickle fic#Lee!Leo#Ler!Raph#I was so tempted not to make Raph say โSkibidi toiletโ#I WAS SSOOOOOO TEMPTED#YOU HAVE NOOOO IDEA.#But I need to stop acting like Iโm from Gen Alpha bruh#Itโs actually sad#But just wait until I write MM Mikeyโฆ#Now HES a Gen Alpha kidโฆ#AND DONNIEโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ#HES THE DEFINITION OF GEN ALPHAโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ#Mutant Mayhem tickle fanfiction
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I love this guy so much itโs actually unhealthy
IโฆI need help :3
#shitpost#fyp#fypage#whatever#lol#foryou#tumblr fyp#varian tangled#tts varian#varian#im definitely normal#hehe#just kidding#im not okay#mwah <3#so coquette#hes so ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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freenoodles sketch page because I cannot be stopped heeheehoo >:3c
#They are so#Squishes both of them together like two marshmallows in a smore#Low res because I like drawing on small canvases I will not apologize heeheeha >:D#I was -going- to make a full freenoodles kissing page but. one turned out to be rlly hard so that's a battle for another day#I WILL figure out how to draw mwah mwahs just not today I lazy#Anyways that's all the homosexuals 4 today#there will be more tmrw teehee :3c#Lego monkie kid#Monkie kid#lmk#lmk freenoodles#freenoodleshipping#freenoodles#lmk tang#lmk pigsy#Zaacoy art๐ซ
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one possible interpretation of han's new solo song "hold my hand now"
#notice how i say โpossible interpretationโ#very demure#very mindful#in all sincerity though it's impossible for us to ever say with any confidence what any of han's songs exactly mean#he's said before that whilst he draws on his own experiences it's not 1:1#and he also seeks inspiration from elsewhere (because he's an artist)#i just thought these parallels were too obvious to ignore#bottom line: han's a genius mwah#han jisung#hold my hand now#han#lee know#lee minho#minsung#skz#stray kids#dominate tour in seoul#kpop
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I've had two different people refer to the hair on my arms as fur without any prompting and it makes me so happy every time :3
#I love being hairy#I used to be really self conscious about my arm hair in middle school like to the point of shaving it all the time bc this group of kids#used to bully me pretty relentlessly about it#But now every time I look down at my arms I just feel joy#I love being hairy and I love being fat and I love being queer!#I can't believe I wasted so much time believing other people when they said I should hate myself for being those things#anyways I'm sleepy so I'm going to bed now#mwah love u all
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I love you enstars choreographers I love you cosplayers who try to follow those dancers I love you people who love a thing so much you had to bring to life
#I'm like on the verge of tears mwah mwah mwah enstars I'm sorry I could never hate you#GODDDDDDD#Eccentric Party Night got me like!!!!!!#OUGHHHHH#I'm going insane all these people doing the dance like I started with Fallin in Love it's Wonderland cause the SPP got#IT GOT MEEEE#Like it's totally Ra*bits' sexy song and it SHOWSSSS GODDD#And then I just went down a 3 hour rabbit hole (no pun intended) of just dance covers#Y'know. As one does#I watch it and I just feel the need to MOOOOVE like I would learn to dance specifically for Enstars I'm not kidding#Rei. Rei in Eccentric Party Night. Truly amazing. Leader of the Oddballs for a reason#His cunty ass black boots too godbless Shu and whoever the irl person who designed them is#sweetmountainseeds#Ensemble stars#Enstars
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They invented a new type of guy who buys an entire laptop just so he can play half life
#KIDDING#Iโve wanted one for a while and I was complaining that I wanted one (because i. Wanted to play half life2) To my mom#and she was like. Okay just buy one then. And then was confused when I explained I didnโt think I was allowed to.#her and my dad are Weird and Crappy about stuff BUT WHATEVER. My computer to see my video game guys now. Heh#ALSO SO I CAN PERUSE THE WEB BETTER god I fucking hate using my phone and ipad for this shit#I can hangout with my friends easier nowโฆ. ๐ฅน#& a little usb dvd playerโฆ. My moviesโฆ#anyway so ๐ป tomorrow. mwah hah aha hahaha#PLUS it was on sale. Win
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