#just joel thots

[eff4freddie]

Joel's Had a Tough Day

18+ only minors DNI

Its not that you like it when he's mad, exactly. You don't want him to suffer, you want him happy...in so far as he can be. But the thing is, when he comes home all tired and groaning, when his joints are playing up and he's spent all day traipsing around in the snow on patrol, just for Tommy to put him on another shift tomorrow...when his chest rumbles with his dissatisfaction...and he gets that furrow between his brows as he scowls at the kitchen bench like it's personally offended him....

That's when he whirls around and grabs you as you try to sneak up on him, knowing that he'll sense you and hoping that he will. That's when he'll back you up against the wall, right next to the fridge and the fading wallpaper, and shuck your skirt up over your hips, pull your panties to the side and slip first one finger, then a second, into your cunt. Will hum at how wet you are, sneer a little that you want him so bad, that you would debase yourself for him. He will love that you do, just as much as he loves you, except that in this moment he's going to call you a little slut and ask you if you walk around dripping for him, and you're going to nod your head and whine when he uses the palm of his hand to rub hard circles on your clit.

'My dirty girl...' he'll say, but you won't be listening because you'll be watching his plump lips as they swell with the want he has for you, and you'll lean over to kiss him, just a little nibble, a gentle little taste, but he'll turn his cheek to you, depriving you, because he likes the way it makes you whimper.

He'll make you come, hard and fast on his hand in the kitchen, with your own hands pinned up over your head as he leans over and watches your cunt swallow his fingers. He'll snicker when your slick gathers at your thighs, slip his fingers from you to shove them into your mouth, finally lean in to kiss you around them, make you taste yourself and his desire for you at the same time.

Then he'll pull you from the wall, spank your right butt cheek a little as he tells you to scram so he can make you dinner. You'll be pushed out of the kitchen before you even realise he's moved you. You won't even have caught your breath.

[luvrxbunny]

i want him to come home from a hard day of working

maybe he’s feeling a little vulnerable but all he can do it come do bed, wrap me in his arms along with his cock in my walls

for comfort

imagine him all soft and whimpering as he ruts into you slowly

telling you how lucky he feels to be able to come home to u everyday

how you’re so perfect for him

you always make you feel better

your pussy is his favorite place to be

[sugarcoated-lame]

JOEL FUCKIN’ YOU WHILST YOU’RE ASLEEP?! kricket… kricket………

smut below the cut*

warnings: pre-established cnc, somnophilia, unprotected piv, 18+ minors dni

hehehehe SEB !! my love 🧡

YES Joel fucking you while you’re asleep! I am a firm believer that as long as you’ve talked about it and he knows you’re okay with it, Joel, especially pre-outbreak, would LOVE to get his mouth on you while you’re sleeping and wake you up with his tongue (I mean I literally wrote a whole fic about that lmao), but also his cock 🫠

He just loves having you at his mercy, loves how sweet and peaceful you look, a beautiful angel in his bed with your hair all spread across the pillow like a halo around your face, and he can’t help but want to touch you, want to feel you. can’t help it because you just feel oh so good wrapped around him, but also because he likes for you to wake up to him making you feel that good too.

I could definitely see it happening on one of those nights where Joel gets home really late from a contracting job, tired and wound up from a long, stressful day and wanting nothing more than to relish in you and your warmth.

You’d tried to wait up for him, but when Joel walks into the bedroom, he finds you sound asleep on top of the sheets, your body closer to his side of the bed than yours.

Laying on your side, clad in nothing but one of his big t-shirts, your chest slowly rising and falling in even breaths beneath the soft fabric, the book you’d been reading to try to help you stay awake lies abandoned at your side.

The sight of you in his clothes, sleeping peacefully on his side of the bed, all snuggled up to his pillow, stirs something in Joel, his cock twitching beneath his jeans and he knows he has to have you, to feel your softness and warmth to make him forget all about the day he’s had.

smut below the cut** ❤️

Joel undresses quietly and shuts off the light on your bedside table before carefully climbing into bed behind your sleeping silhouette. His fingers find the hem of your—his—shirt and gently lift it up to reveal that you’ve forgone underwear and he lets out a quiet groan.

His rough, calloused palm gingerly slides over the curve of your ass, appreciating your curves before making its way to your front, sliding between your thighs to get you ready for him.

You stir for only a moment when his fingers brush your clit, a sleepy whimper falling from your lips at the sensation, before sleep overtakes you once again and you’re melting back into the sheets.

Joel’s fingers find your hole where you’re already starting to get wet from his light touch, sinking one of the digits in slowly. Pushing in and out of your warmth before adding another.

You’re still asleep when another quiet sound escapes you as Joel stretches you with his fingers, your back arching of its own volition causing your ass to press against his hardened length and he can’t help but let out a quiet “fuck” at the friction.

Once he feels you’re ready for him, Joel gently lifts your leg over his hip, pressing closer behind you as he lines up his leaking cock with your entrance.

Joel pushes in slowly, one inch at a time, and the way your warm, velvety walls just welcome him in so easily has all the stress of the day melting away in an instant.

His thrusts are slow and deep, his large hand on your hip guiding your pliant form back against him, his cock reaching places inside you that only he has ever been able to reach.

It’s only when his tip prods against that spongy spot inside you that would normally make you see stars if you were awake, that Joel feels your walls begin to clench tighter around him, your back pressing more firmly against his chest as you begin to stir with a quiet mewl.

“Mm- Joel?” Your voice comes out in a sleepy whisper.

Your hand clumsily reaches back to find his curls, a contented sigh leaving you as your fingers tangle in the soft strands, your mind beginning wake up and catch up with your body as he continues to fuck into slowly.

“‘M sorry for waking you, darling.” Joel presses a soft kiss to the back of your neck. “Just looked so fuckin’ pretty— Needed ya.”

oops got a little carried away with this one 🤭 but godddd I need a cold shower and like 3-5 business days to recover from this, I need this and him so bad 😭 !!! hehehe thank you for sending this my love, I hope you enjoy! ilyssssm 🥰❤️🧡

[itgetsdark-x]

I want joel miller in a way that is entirely concerning to feminism, fuuuuuuck

[wintrwinchestr]

what if i told you that strangers part 3 is over 6k words so far and i’m not even close to done. like we’re literally just getting started. i’ve just been yapping.

[toxicanonymity]

Can you write more for leopard print with Joel & Tommy pls

Imagine you're in the gas station, and you reach for the Takis, and your hand meets. . . Tommy's. The Takis are for Joel who's in the truck. And at the checkout counter, Tommy grabs a pack of xtreme dick pills. He's holding the packet and you can see something cooking behind his eyes. He invites you to join them for dinner. You aren't dressed for it, not at all. . . but don't worry, it's just a seedy little strip mall place, next to a massage parlor. . .

leopard print (orig.)

[barlowstreet]

the last of us text posts - part four

(part three) (part two) (part one)

+ a bonus

I thought the other one worked better in the post but her face is hilarious here.

[tightjeansjavi]

has anyone ever written a fic about Joel being a professional horseback rider?? I’m thinking like either western pleasure or barrel racing? Or even some good ole cow cutting?? Reining??😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 can you imagine that man in full on western show attire?? The fancy chaps and shirt/jacket plus the blinged hat? Plus—

[daniegraceg]

How i labeled my new brain rot idea.

Cue the "oh no, oh no, oh no no no no" music.

[honeyedmiller]

superbowl sunday but joel’s so engrossed in the game that he doesn’t even realize you’d texted him a wager until the halftime show saying if whatever team he’s rooting for wins you’d give him the nastiest head he’s ever had in his life

and then he spends the rest of the game trying to hide his hard on while thinking about your mouth wrapped around him, making the most pornographic noises

and when tommy and his friends ask what’s wrong with him he just says “gotta check on my girl real quick” and they call him a pussy whipped bastard (true) while he rushes upstairs to see you waiting for him on the bed with the most wicked fucking grin, waiting to devour him

and he knew he was fucked

[netherfeildren]

yeah …..

[ozarkthedog]

anyone want some dark!joel miller x reader x dark!tommy miller?

[luvrxbunny]

imagine a dom who just always needs to cum. he’s constantly coming to you, chest all puffed out, prideful cus ofc you want it. but every time he gets in you he’s moaning like a bitch

cus in truth it takes a lot of courage for him to come to you so chances are, he’s been waiting for hours, working up the courage to ask you for help emptying his balls.

[sugarcoated-lame]

KRICKET PLEASE GOD GOD GOD—

especially the, “are you going to come again for me?” and “you can take more.” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

hhhhhhhh seb 💗 right tho I feel like it’s giving soft dom!Joel vibes 🫠🫠

and YEAH… Joel Miller + “good girl” makes me absolutely WEAK in the fucking knees 😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠🫠

You know he’d be the sweetest, softest dom, always checking in with you to make sure you’re okay and comfortable and feeling good.

smut under the cut* ❤️

You’re sat in Joel’s lap, instantly left feeling empty and whimpering at the loss of him as he gently lifts you off of his cock. Your thighs like jello from pushing yourself up and down his length while you rode him, practically melting against him after he’s just pulled your third orgasm out of you—your arms around his shoulders and face buried in his neck.

“Doin’ so good for me, darlin’,” he praises, and you can’t help but mewl against him as the tip of his still-hard cock bumps against your swollen, sensitive clit. “How’s my good girl?”

“Think ya got one more in you?” You nod against him, and one of Joel’s large hands moves to the crown of your hair to gently pull your head from the crook of his neck so that you can look him in the eye.

“Use your words, baby.” His stern tone eliciting another gush of wetness between your thighs. “You gonna come again for me?”

“Yes, daddy… want more”

And once he gets that confirmation, Joel’s right back to absolutely ruining you. Pulling your tired form in closer for a brief, but firm kiss before flipping the two of you over on the mattress so that he’s hovering over you. Lining the tip of his cock back up with your entrance and filling you with one swift thrust of his hips, harsh in comparison to the featherlight kisses he trails along your jaw before whispering into your skin,

“You can take more.”

Whewwww I need to lie down 🫠🫠🫠❤️❤️

[itgetsdark-x]

look… I haven’t posted in months (lol) and I’ve come on here to say… I keep having thoughts about stepdad!joel 😤

would anyone be interested in reading some??? I know it’s not for everyone and that’s okay <3

[bearsbeetsbeskar]

the joel brain rot is so unreal rn y'all 🫠

this man is all I fucking think about lately

LIKE?????????