#just hot damn
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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.
(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#unique magic posters#this was so unforseeable!#i hope malleus gets pumpkinified immediately and sebek has to carry him around on a little velvet cushion#i hope jade puts his plant knowledge to good use by being extremely judgy about the firmness of everyone's rind#i hope that everyone is still wearing their silly little hats as pumpkins#(i know they won't. but if we don't have hope we have nothing.)#and i'm still feeling like oogie's gotta show up later and menace jamil just by existing#perhaps we'll have to team up against him with the scullsman or something 👀#also just to get it out before being proven entirely wrong#my theory is still that he's from the past and we gotta teach him about the True Meaning of Halloween (aka candy and funtimes)#so he can go back to his own time and become the founder of modern-day candy and funtimes halloween or something#bootstrap paradox be damned#i could be entirely off-base but that's what i'm thinking right now#idk he just has the vibe of an old-timey boy to me#he's had the great misfortune of being born before there were hot topics where he could meet other jack skellington fanatics#too late for the black plague too early for the black parade 😔
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@BeefyPeaches on Twitter
#BeefyPeaches#usermichi#userdylan#smoking#pecs#Mine#i made a certain gif of him flashing and shaking a certain part of him but deliberately left it out#if you want to see it go to his twitter#I been following him for ages only just occurred to me to gif him#he's so damn hot
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La gente de “Tumblr” puede tener mi Instagram pero la gente de Instagram no puede tener mi “Tumblr”.
— Seguen Oríah [🔥].
#citas#frases#textos#escritos#frases en español#notas#amor#pensamientos#seguen#tumblr#instagram#anecdota#cosas de la vida#vida#en tu orbita#a tu medida#una chica escribiendo#realidad#mood#agosto2024#dinamica#hottie 🔥#he looks 🔥🔥🔥#damn 🔥#just hot 🔥🔥😍#so hot 🔥🔥🔥
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really? right in front of my karaage?
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more windbreaker comics
#im ngl this scene cracked me TF up when i rewatched it#umemiyas talking to choji but right as he says this specific phrase he looks STRAIGHT AT SAKURA#almost as if he's flexing like “hey hey sakura. hey. did u know. id never lose. winks. isnt that hot of me. isnt that cool. are u smitten”#like dude you met this kid just YESTERDAY and youre immediately letting him decide the other teams punishment and giving special treatment#damn bro i know hes a cutie cat but CHILL OUt#(i say as if episode one sakura didnt have me on my fucking KNEES)#anyways thats enough out of me onto tags winks#umesaku#umsk#wind breaker#wbk#wind breaker comics#comics#thecmart#hajime umemiya#haruka sakura#ive had this in my wips for a while now but the latest wbk chapter spurred me to finally finish it.. umsk real guys... umsk real
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Their actual first meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU!
Katara had her Oh moment before exchanging a word with Jian Li, and while she gets over it in time (or, at least, convinces herself that she's not embarrassed by her initial reaction to him) this quasi-interaction haunts her for the first couple of days of their stay in Kyoshi Island.
It's just not fair that the place is full of gorgeous people! Or that he's not only beautiful, but also kind and awkward and respectful and dorky and—oh, La—she's in trouble.
#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#atla fanart#zutara au#prince zuko#atla art#kyoshi warrior ursa au#kyoshi warrior zuko#kyoshi warriors au#kyoshi warriors#kyoshi island#zuko x katara#katara x zuko#katara art#katara fanart#katara of the southern water tribe#zutara fanart#zutara art#Me: damn I hate doing backgrounds *proceeds to draw the most detailed and complicated backgrounds ever*#Why do I do this to myself. Whyyyyyy#Anyway I think Katara having her “oh no he's hot” moment before actually meeting the guy is the funniest thing ever#If only because that's the general reaction Zuko gets from about 90% of the people they meet in this AU#Katara doesn't have an instant crush actually. And neither does he. She just knows he's gorgeous and isn't afraid to tell him so once she...#...notices that he's got self-esteem issues but manages to hide them with fake confidence#Then it's all Katara showering Jian Li with genuine praise and our boy spluttering and blushing like a schoolgirl with a crush for hours#But it's okay. He turns the tables on her.#Zuko as Jian Li
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i love that Neve canonically throws hands. like she’s a literal mage there’s no reason for her to be doing all that but she will get right up close and physically fight enemies in this game. woman of the year
#Rook watching her zoom past them to kick a Venatori in the face with her sick prosthetic snake leg: damn that’s hot#neve gallus#veilguard posting#local mage runs out of mana and starts straight slapping people is my favourite trope#also i think she punched Aelia in tevinter nights? can’t 100% remember but I think thats how she distracted her#listen I feel like she physically fought people in magic school. she’s being picked on for being from Dock Town and she just whacks them#as she should!!!!!
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nothing like some rest and relaxation after a long day of travelling 😇💕 ((from my oneshot! ao3/wattpad))
#im just imagining when these two check into an inn the innkeeper is like....😒😒 cuz bro KNOWS whats coming just by looking at them#its palpable...bc theyre both way too hot and also im sure seb is just vibrating to get to their room for the night and its VERY obvs BAHAH#u aint slick bruh#yes heres your room..... its the most soundproof one🤺🤺🤺#i just rly wanted to do a smut scene where seb was still clothed esp in his damn trench coat ok!! this oneshot is so self indulgent LMAO😇#rest in peace clora#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#clora clemons#choccyart
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perspective study that i decided to draw as corona bc the pose reminded me of her and then i struggled and i struggled and i struggled and i str
#i hate doin perspective like this bc u be getting like dysmorphia but for ur art like#im pretty sure this is jank but i just can't be bothered to fix it anymore so HERE#my art#procreate#the locked tomb#tlt#coronabeth tridentarius#nona the ninth#ntn#i find drawing her face so damn hard i hate drawing hot people
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not to toot my own horn too loud or anything but i've showered 5/6 days so far this week and started running again and now i can kill god
#ramble#neurotypicals don't interact i'm tired of explaining why showering is the bane of my fucking existence#my thought process is like#go for run -> get all sweaty and gross -> NEED to shower -> ahah get clean motherfucker#i don't think i can get away with not doing it rn it's too damn hot#also they should invent a version of the feeling you get after a run that doesn't involve actually running. bc starting up again HURTS#but i. refuse to go back to the gym it's just too Much there#jogging is great bc there's the sun and grass and DOGS and gym bros don't bother you
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Oh.
#finished the hero of ages#that was a such a good ending what the fuck#and it evoked the exact same emotions i felt when i read the last chapter of a memory of light#oh wow#wow#brilliant#holy shit#so this is what ive been missing goddamn#okay i need to read the rest of these books and fast#but wow#just hot damn#im so awed by this mans talent#like at the beginning of hoa i was like... why would vin keep smth from the mother she barely remembers#and i was like stop being critical and trying to find plot holes#IT WASNT A PLOT HOLE#and i was like ew hes spending so much time on sazeds religions like the world isnt ending outside#YEAH FOR A REASON#AAHHHHHHHH#brilliant amazing wonderful show stopping why didnt i read this earlier#jay reads mistborn
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Bingliushen scenario. Was thinking about how funny it would be if one of the few times SQQ flagrantly utilized his sway over Luo Binghe, was in defense of Liu Qingge.
Like if some soap opera-esque series of contrived situations from the backstory arose and some god or something descended from the heavens like "actually I have a Plot Contrivance that says I can take Liu Qingge" (readers choice if that's in the sexual sense, the murderous sense, or the indentured servitude sense), and Shen Qingqiu upon hearing the matter through just snaps his fan shut and is like.
I see.
Binghe?
Unmake this fucker.
The emotional clusterfuck that would ensue. Luo Binghe does it immediately of course, like he's so incredibly into this but also it's only happening because of how much his shizun cares about Liu Qingge, which is infuriating but also he's kind of into it? But on a level he's struggling to define even to himself. Honestly it would be a lot simpler if he was just experiencing normal jealousy, but 0.2 seconds before Shizun told him to nuke that dude the idea had actually already occurred to him.
Then there's Liu Qingge's end of it. Furious. He's not a damsel in distress! Although actually despite his reputation as a war god, he probably wouldn't have been able to handle this alone. Which just grates even more. Except that it as Shen Qingqiu who so instantly and ruthlessly defended him. But he did so through Luo Binghe, who is currently dismantling the problem with the kind of sheer power and ruthless efficiency he rarely gets to show off, and Liu Qingge, despite everything, is not unaffected by the display. In fact he's so not unaffected by it that several things he's been trying to repress for a while now are becoming impossible to ignore.
In fact the only person who is being normal about this is Shen Qingqiu, who is just pissed. The non-pissed part of his brain is too busy thinking about the logistics of a war with the heavens to focus elsewhere. Yet.
#svsss#bingliushen#scum villain#scum villain's self saving system#somewhere off on the sidelines shang qinghua lets out a low whistle#he's possible the only person aware of ALL the factors involved here and he's just like damn#this is gonna be interesting#mbj internally wondering if qinghua would order him to kill a god ever and ruminating on how hot that would be#also whether or not he could do it#probs not he's gotta get stronger :(
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Question, why does upcoming action comedy christmas movie, "Red One", starting Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, has also...
A HOTTEST LOOKING KRAMPUS EVER!!??
#krampus#red one#monster fuckers#monster fucker#monster husband#monsterfucker#monster lover#monster lovers#terato#teratophillia#terat0philliac#just look at him#he's kinda hot#hottie#handsome#what a handsome man#oh my gosh#so hot omg#omg 🥵#hot damn 🥵#like 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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I would be terrified to speak to his manager because I’d have to go through him…. 😅
Tesco Crosshair. Just because.
Thanks to bananakinsmoothiewalker & decembermidnight for this beautiful concept 😄
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and some extra unused stuff while they are in affectionate mood
#the headlap kiss is just a scene on let's talk chu episode 2 that i really like; yuu was offering a massage & massaging his temples with her#thumbs; saying you really should release pressure from this area#i may be lazy to render it fully but i also feel that my sketches deliver the sense of movement better#(and avoiding to make any sense of the anatomy i am confused about)#(like which is going where)#and so because of all the cluster of lines; ur mind will make its own mind which line would make it look right#FUK I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I POST THIS ALREADY FHSDH I WAS STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WRITE ON TAGS#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#twst yuu#twst mc#fanart#damn they are finally kissing and they meant it#this makes my chest all hot and bothered#suggestive
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was grinding for Avery dates so i finally could check out the new game night event then
oh...................................................................................avery i was unfamiliar with your game..............
also!!!! what do you mean bailey just has a whole ass snake running (slithering?) around in his apartment 😭😭😭😭
#degrees of lewdity#ig the condom thing is probably just a generic thing that can happen in all encounters with a condom?????#but if it isnt then damn.#SEVERAL gulps? what kind of viagra is harper giving you old man#bailey pulling pc aside to warn them about quinn...h-hot......
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Tell me if you’re coming or I’m going
#hot damn 🔥#this is 🔥🔥🔥#just hot 🔥🔥😍#hottie 🔥#🔥.txt#tumblr girls#aesthetic#i'm in love 😍😍😍#love#photooftheday#fashion
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