#just gotta hold on

[brainrotharlot]

Why is it easier to write smut than an "actual" story?

I'm guessing it's the lack of plot/storyline that makes it faster to write. But I want to write -nice- things, you know. Moving stories with compelling plots and twists and cliffhangers and emotions.

Meanwhile I summon 3000 words smut at the same speed I write 500 words stories. 😩

[anbaisai]

Blep. (Sequel to the boop)

Or alternatively titled: Snake Jamil, but even larger noodle

The species that Jamil is based on here is called the Blood Python (special thanks to @kirexa for the information!), which can reach an average of 4-6 ft in length and up to 30 lbs in weight.

Bonus panel:

[eggscargot]

"Wrong foot, Stanley!" you ever just dance a little wildly to a song? makes me think of when my twin and i were younger <3 (alt ford under the cut!)

[ID: Ford and Stan Pines are dancing beside one another, wildly and joyfully. Stan seems to have accidentally lifted the wrong foot. End ID.]

he's darling

[choccy-milky]

herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

[egophiliac]

:) hello! :D hope you have a nice day and absolutely do not think of the possibility of one of the last story cards being of silver! and that his groovy will very probably be crying!!! THERE'S SO MANY CRYING PEOPLE IN STORY CARDS LATELY!!! SPECIALLY LIGHT USERS!! I AM!!! SCARED!!!! bc so far we got Lilia and Sebek in the beginning book 7.... so at the end.... so we're missing story Silver... and Malleus is the one with less cards, so they might add one for him... but... the tears... ego.... THE TEARS!!!! EGOOOO!! (LOVE YOUR ART BTW EVERYTIME I GET A NOTIF FROM YOUR BLOG I RUN HERE TO SEE!)

(thank you! ���💜💚)

YES I am ALSO like...90-95% convinced that we're going to be getting a story card for Silver once we wrap around back to diasomnia. 👀 especially because the way things are going, Silver will be the only character whose dream we haven't seen -- yet???? -- and that just. y'know. makes me wonder!

although I do think it would be VERY funny if he got a story card and the groovy was just "regular Silver except with one beautiful single crystal tear". this is actually a lot coming from him.

(he used up all his emotion yelling at a baby that one time, there's none left for a proper groovy-level cry.)

[maespri]

miya bringing his nintendo switch to S is so fucking funny to me. like i’m sorry is the deadly skateboarding race not entertaining enough for you or ???

[marthajonesurastar]

I know we've talked about who's going to hold the umbrella in S3, so here's my pitch, hear me out

[breadandblankets]

Duke: "So then Ra's went-"

Damian: "You know that's not grandfather's name right"

Duke: "Hm?"

Damian: "that's not his name it's a title, you're supposed to say the whole title, his name isn't 'Head'"

Duke:

Damian:

Duke: "She give me Ra's on my Ghul til I…"

Damian, sighing, unsheathing a sword: "Thomas, I know you will survive this, so I will not be holding back"

[panthermouthh]

“You doubtless recollect these papers. Here they are. Everything is related in them which bears reference to my accursed origin… the minutest description of my odious and loathesome person is given, in language which painted your own horrors and rendered mine indelible. I sickened as I read.”

[director-yomi-hellsmile]

Jesus fucking christ so many times someone makes a post saying "stop calling and armchair diagnosing your abusers as narcissists, your dickwad dad did not have npd just because he was self-centered he was probably just an asshole" and there's millions of comments like "well CHECKMATE cuz MY abusers were actually diagnosed narcissists <3 so you are wrong and I don't count and I have the free pass to say anything I want about npd <3" "but im pretty sure my mom was a narcissist and it was so so scary i don't mean to say all people with npd are like that but im pretty sure my mom actually had it and it was so scary :((( i don't think all narcissists are abusive it's just. my mo-" "that is so true op!!! not ALL narcissists are abusers :)) most of them are but some of them do make an effort to not bother anyone with their nasty symptoms and go to intensive therapy to get cured and become normal!!! however we shouldn't erase the very silenced and overlooked experiences of narc abuse victims as many experts from quora can confirm it is indeed real". or even like "i agree and im not ableist and dont hate pwnpd!!! my mom was a narcissist though but its not the npd's fault but her own actions that made her abusive <3" like WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS. WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP ON THAT POST. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE. PLEASE SHUT UP NO ONE CARES .

[marypsue]

sometimes you just gotta put on the Dark Gothic Princess Dress that only gets to come out of the closet maybe once a winter and sit around in it doing nothing in particular. for a bit.

[justarandomart]

b(r)others

[Image description: digital art of Hunter and King from The Owl House. The first drawing has two panels, and shows Hunter holding King upside down by the leg. King is flailing at first, labeled: "Throwing a tantrum," while Hunter has an unimpressed expression and is labeled: "waiting."

An arrow shows time passing, to when King is still dangling in the air but has fallen asleep. Hunter is smiling fondly. He's wearing a Linkin Park shirt.

The second image shows several disconnected scenes. In one, King is curled up on Hunter's chest as both of them sleep in bed. In the next, King is crawling on Hunter's head, looking mischievous. Hunter's reaching up towards him, looking angry. He wears a Shadow the Hedgehog shirt.

Lastly, there's an uncolored drawing of Hunter in his pajamas with King in his lap. Hunter's reading to King from a book, and Hooty is curled up around them, sleeping peacefully. End ID.]

[abusivegreed]

Papa watch out

[swordheld]

do the silly thing. if you do not do the silly thing time will pass and it will not be the same silly thing it could have been. it will still be silly, and it will still be yours, but it will not be the same. this is both a blessing and a curse, but so is living; and if you do not do it now when will you? who will? it has to be you, it was always meant for you, waiting for you.

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

[hajihiko]

Good morning, Ms. Nevermind