#just goes to show how whipped i am for him 😔

[spacehostilityy]

Part 3 of my nnt rewatch ep 13-18

I'm trying to watch it in latam Spanish but I just rlly love the English voice cast >:( I'm doing it for most scenes anyway tho🤪 I do love español!Elizabeth's voice tho !! I maintain that English!Ban is the best voice tho

Do we know why meliodas loses his emotions in this form?

And what form even is this? We never see it again if I remember correctly?

Helbram's magic lowkey cool as fuck

I want to see ban and Elizabeth interact one on one more often, as the two people closest to Meliodas (aside from Merlin, but she has secrets) I want to see them together, yk?

MelBan is just so good like they beat the shit out of each other to show love and I think that's beautiful

I know a lot of ppl ship lancelot and tristan but I ship their dads🫣 el oh el

Elizabeth should be way more powerful than she is and that is what polishes me off the most in all of sds honestly >:(

Also I'm back on my howzer x diane bullshit 😔

La voz del español!Meli es tan profundo, pienso que es la voz más diferente de las versiones, es extraño

Mi teoría sobre la voz de meliodas solo existe en las versiones de inglés y japonés I guess

King and Ban training together is so fucking cutee

I love how we just never rlly find out anything abt the trumpet of cernunos lol

How is ban's jacket too short but his pants aren't? Not complaining, that's just silly lol

Also him defending Meli even tho he obviously knows he's a demon is so🥺

Meliodas splitting the mountain with the branch is one of my fave scenes, we get to see that there's so much more to him and it hints at his coming power

I forgot how tragic Gil and Margaret were that's a good storyline damn

Ep 14 time !!

Is helbram... hot?

YESSS roars of dawn time !!! Slader is so babygirl I love him sm

Guila is such a girlboss line yaasss kween kill those children !!

Why the fuck does meliodas own so many slutty women's costumes HMMM? is he... you know... 👀💅

Gowther introducing himself to Hawk as oinkity oink oink is so real, I love their bond

I love that will Elizabeth feels insta love and Meliodas has BEEN in love for 3000 years

Slader is like if demon!meliodas, ban, and hawk had a baby and that baby was a slut

Seeing genuine surprise from Meliodas when "gowther" was going to be defeated is so weird, like mans was sad he lost his friend and had no idea that wasn't him

The roars of dawn are all hot and that's a good thing

Poor Dale. He just wanted to protect his family. And he was hot too😔

Ban flipping King off while Meliodas revels in Chastiefol's softness is such a representation of all three of them

Meliodas straight up using hellblaze to fight the armored giant/Dale is so funny, it's like baby isn't ur biggest secret that you're a 3000 year old demon prince?? And hellblaze is your specialty demon power?? This does not seem inconspicuous

Also might do a ramble on hellblaze later 👀

Also ban using a whip is kinda 😳

Indiana jones type drip (I am both attracted to and find gender envy from Indiana jones)

The girls are fightingggg

Also this title card is so cute !!

Meliodas straight up being the holy knight grand Master of danafor is so funny to me

He looks so cute in his danafor outfit😭

Also I wonder where meliodas gets the groping thing from because 3000 years ago he was def not like that, though the groping does get less frequent as the story goes on and that's when the holy war arc is so maybe nakaba just forgot abt it lol

Also slavery being canon in nnt britannia is crazy when you think about it

The only reason meliodas didn't carry a sword being he would kill too many people is just a litttleeee bit funny

But also Cain saying that he is both too violently destructive and "too gentle a soul" is painstaking ahaha🥲 literally the best descriptor for him

Gowther carrying King on piggyback is so cute😭😭

I think the moment Meliodas finally kills Dale is a real turning point in the series. Before this, he had not killed a single opponent. He just fought to disarm and incapacitate. Just the next episode, he tells ban and gowther to "go straight for the kill" against the holy knights. As we see throughout the rest of the series, even before his emotions get caught in purgatory, he no longer feels hesitant to kill. He only becomes more and more like himself from the time of the Holy War (post 10 commandments). This is why I love his character sm, a corruption arc (even if he is never truly evil) is just so rare and one this good and angst filled is even rarer.

Ban continually stealing the same 1980s glamrock red leather set with studs bc he keeps getting murdered in it is the foundation of his character fr

Gowther and Elizabeth being the only ones who are not alcoholics is so real

Also all of them just sniffing king kills me😭

Diane being 30 feet tall means the world to me

Also gowther is so pretty, esp without his glasses

Long hair!Dreyfus is also ridiculously pretty

Ban just letting Gowther squish his tits is so hashtag real, mans gives no fucks

Hug🥰

I don't think I've seen this episode since the first time I watched nnt bc I totally forgot Arthur was introduced in it lol

LISTEN howzer rooting for Diane when they're on opposite sides of the battle is just rlly cute look how flustered he is🥺

so in English, after gowther uses rewrite light, the holy knights say "Meliodas! There you are! Ban, I really missed you man!" BUT in Spanish they call Meliodas mijo (meaning my son/my kid) and Ban hermano (brother)😭😭

THEY CALL GOWTHER MI QUERIDO (my love/dear/beloved) AKKSLDLDLT

Howzer and Gyula being the first ones to publicly stand up to dreyfus and hendy means so much I love them

Hendy was so hot😭😭

Wait how did I just realize that fraudrin was the one to break gowther's nightmare teller

Wait I also juT realized that Dreyfus is Gil's uncle. Gil is dreyfus's nephew. How did I not comprehend that

King, sobbing: why can't I ever protect the people that I care about?��😭😓 Helbram: it's because you're consistently late🤨😐🙄

Helbram's eyeliner game is almost as good as Ban's

Is Howzer's hair supposed to be green or blond? Discuss.

On that note, we always say Elizabeth's hair is silver, but it's def mint green

Anyway,that's episode 18! Can't believe I'm already about to be on my last part of season 1 !!

[beevean]

A comparison to how netflixvania could’ve been like Steven universe makes me realize all the missed opportunities the show could’ve had!

They could’ve made Annette the Connie to richter’s Steven! Annette as a representation to the human world richter wants to be a part of, but tragically walks away from!

Annette with a figurative cold heart because she’s got bad experience with the vampire world and junk. And richter just being the sun who burns away the vampire trauma!

Annette with her own sets of friends who know human, non-vampire hunting stuff richter’s unfamiliar or awkward with!

Annette honing her earth powers to ensure she can be the shield who protects richter. Because if the Belmonts are saving humanity from vampires, who’s saving the Belmonts? We could’ve had an awesome offense and defense duo with whips and rocks! Imagine the creativity as their combatative dance forms into their own Stevonnie!!!!

They could’ve made Isaac take drolta’s place by excusing he probably learned magic that makes him live longer, unless that goes against the game’s canon.

Your comparisons between Annette and Connie make me weep because man, I love Connie, I love her character arc, I love how she genuinely became badass and independent while never growing mean or with an attitude 😔 she went from not being able to stand up to herself, to fighting for Steven, to fighting with Steven! and when she has argued with him, it was fair! It wasn't to knock him down because muh female power! She had a multifaceted personality that went beyond "look how badass I am"!

(also since no one can mention annette without bringing up her race, connie is tamil judging by her surname. so see, you can write characters of color without reducing them to stereotypes)

I appreciate your optimism but no, they have clearly shown that they don't want flamboyant sexy men in their show, only flamboyant sexy women, because they're cowards. Isaac as we know him doesn't exist and can't exist in Nocturne. And I sure hope N!Isaac stays dead 🙄

[actualhumansunshine]

Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?? Fingers crossed that this makes it to your inbox.

I’m a few hours early, but wanted to make sure I wished you a “Happy Birthday!” I hope you are doing well and your 32nd trip around the sun is a memorable one. Were you able to see Niall while he was on tour? Did you get to have your gooey cake (can’t remember what you call it, but you poke holes in the cake and then pour condensed milk, I think, over the holes)? I think I remember reading about this in one of your posts/in your tags. Gosh I miss reading your tags on things 😭 Anyway, let’s get to the real reason why I’m here. 1.) something you learned the last year

2.) something you regret

3.) something you wish someone had told you

4.) what do you want to be when you grow up

5.) a song you heard that you love

Hoping you spend your day doing something fun and you are content (or feeling however you wish - hey maybe you want to be sad and that’s ok). Thinking of you. 🥳

HELLO!!!! before we get into the rest of it i just want to say how much i appreciate you showing up every single year, and that goes doubly so now when i've been more mia than not 😭

unfortunately i wasn't able to see niall on tour (the downsides of living in buttfuck nowhere 😔), but rand and gwen sent me some really lovely videos when they went to the MSG shows so i almost feel like i DID see him.

and you remembered the cake too omg!! you're right, you pour condensed milk and caramel over it, then top with whipped cream. it's SO fucking good. this year tho, i decided to get an oreo blizzard ice cream cake from dairy queen and it was fucking delicious.

anyways onto the questions:

i don't exactly know how to phrase this as 'something i learned' but i feel like my biggest takeaway from the past year is that i finally feel like at the big ol' age of 31 going on 32 i'm like....coming into myself? figuring out who i am and what i like and how i want to spend my time and who i want to surround myself with and all of that. so maybe the thing i've learned is that what everybody says about your 30s being the time when you REALLY get to enjoy life as a fully realized human is actually true.

this isn't a cop out i swear, but i....don't think i have a regret from the past year? at least not anything major that really stands out rn? there's maybe a fleeting thought every once in a while that i wish i could've gotten to this part of my life where i really do feel so happy and fulfilled sooner, but i don't know that it's necessarily a regret because ultimately isn't it the journey that makes us who we are...

oh god, i really am just gonna be repeating myself from the past however many fucking years but GENUINELY it's ok to not have everything figured out!!! the day will come when it starts falling into place and up until that point it kinda fucking sucks but that's ok!!!! again, it's all just part of the journey 💕

honestly i LOVE that job i'm in right now so if i could just do that...i'd be so down (and yes it is the same job i talked about last year lol)

and once again, as per usual, you fucking know me and you know that i could never share just ONE song, so here's a top five of the year:

charlie xcx - von dutch (literally THEEE gym song of all time)

zach bryan - the good i'll do

tyler childers - all your'n

artic monkeys - stop the world i wanna get off with you

sabrina carpenter - bed chem (i know it just came out two days ago but i've listened approximately 5 bazillion times, song of all time, album of all time, artist of all time, HORNY QUEEN 👑🫶)

[goldenhypen]

sksjsjs no one asked for it, but after hearing everyone’s first impressions of enha (which if anyone still wants to tell me about theirs, pls do so, i love hearing about them), i wanna tell mine too! bc mine of jay’s- ,,,, yeah 😭 so get ready for a long story time lol. also all of these impressions were from i-land <3 (and for more context, i started and finished watching i-land just after all the eps were aired)

so starting with heeseung, he seemed pretty cool but intimidating ngl. i think cuz he was so well known among the trainees for being so talented, he just kinda intimidated me lol. i was still trying to learn who was who at the time, but i remember that ep where he became the leader of the group near the beginning of the show,, and if i’m being honest, my impression of him became kinda,, bad? ahh i’m sorry don’t come for me 😭✋🏻 i barely even knew him at the time 😭 i thought he was a pretty serious, cold guy. but now, i adore him and i love him sm. he has such a funny, caring personality and he’s so talented. i love him sm 🥺

and for jay, honestly this applies to most of the members, esp sunghoon (maybe cuz they came in together?) but i didn’t really know who he was at all at the time and he didn’t really stand out. i didn’t even know he was jay until probs many eps later tbh 😭 ok this is where it gets,,, idek 😭 i’m a bit ashamed, that’s what 😭 ok so my first impression of him rlly started during the beginning of the whole r.a.s era. and when he kept volunteering to take the parts but never got voted for them, i rlly felt so bad for him. and i felt like,, ugh idek. anyways, i think bc produce x 101 was the survival show i watched not too long prior to i-land, i thought these trainees were a lot older than they were. skdjsjjd i thought,,,, i thought jay was like at least 24 😭😭 he just seemed so persistent and experienced idk 😭 so when i eventually found out he was born in ‘02,, the reaction i had man 😭✋🏻 it was truly shocking news to me (in a good way ofc) i’m sorry jay 😭 i feel so bad 😭 he doesn’t even look old or anything. idk what my 15 year old self was thinking 😔 also i’ll never forget when jay straight up drank honey mid interview to relieve his stress- pls i found (and still find) that hilarious ✋🏻

anyways moving on- jakey! k before watching i-land, i had a glance at all the members profiles and their names, so obv the name ‘jake’ would stand out to me, being one of the only english names in i-land. for fun, me and my friends also made final lineup predictions based on just the names of the trainees,, and if i remember correctly, i don’t think i put jake’s name on the list 😭✋🏻 just knowing the name ‘jake’ before i-land, ig i didn’t have a super good impression of him? probs cuz the only jake i rlly knew was- 🤢 ja- jake pa- 🤢 jake paul 🤢🤮 ahemsjdjdjd so yes anyways- i don’t associate him and mr. jakey sim at all so yeah. but so when i first thought of the name ‘jake’ i just didn’t have the best impression of him sjdjsjd but when i first saw jake walk into i-land, i was like, “oh so that’s jake!” not in like a necessarily good or bad way. just neutral. and then after that, i tried to keep my eyes open for him more. it def wasn’t love at first sight that i can remember,, which i hAVE NO IDEA WHY BC SKSJSJ WAS I B L I N D ??!!!? i-land jake was gorgeous pLS- anyways i think it took me a while to actually put his name to his face but- ok remember when he,, when he lifted up his shirt in the practice room and would show off his,,,, abs?? sksjksjsjsj well that’s not smth i’m rlly drawn to in guys and that kinda set my impression of him a little low i’m sorry 😭 you guys know i’m the biggest jake stan so don’t come for me pls 😭 it wasn’t til after i-land tho, i think shortly after i-land that i fell in love with him. and sadly, i can’t even remember why i did. i try hard to remember but i can’t 😭 i think it might’ve just been cuz i started thinking he was rlly cute. and then i found this jake compilation on yt that i would watch multiple times a day for like a whole week- that’s when i knew i fell for him 😭 and it wasn’t til recently that i remembered the abs and muscles clips from i-land. it’s so weird yet cool cuz i think of him so differently now. jake also just has an insane duality. but yes,,, i love you jake 🥺😭💗

for hoon, like i said before, i didn’t quite know who he was at first and he didn’t rlly stand out to me? tbh yk that iconic part in i-land where he first comes in and the camera is just on his face where everyone admired his visuals? for some reason,, i don’t remember ever seeing that the first time 😭 for some reason his visuals didn’t stand out to me much until later in or after the show. idk what was up with 15 year old em back then i swear- yeah tbh i don’t rlly remember much about my first impression of him. i kinda just got to know him v slowly over time, so i don’t actually rlly have much of a first impression of him :(

sunoo! hmm tbh, the same as jay and hoon, he didn’t rlly stand out much 😭 srsly what was wrong with me back then? 🙄😭 i was still getting to know their names and that was probs just what i was most focused on at the time. i do remember thinking at some point in the show that he was a complete vocalist,, bc that boy- that boy can sing. when i tell you this boy’s voice is underrated, i’m not 👏🏻 lying 👏🏻 i’m literally in love with his voice. there’s just smth about it. i even made a post just about his voice before pls. i def thought he was a more outgoing, bubbly guy, esp after the whole convo w sunghoon about him being cuter than jake skdjdkdj originally, i also thought he wasn’t going to debut,, i’m sorry don’t come for me i don’t even remember why i thought that. but that was early on in the show so i didn’t rlly have much to go off of. before i could even begin adding him onto my final lineup prediction, i got spoilers that he would debut 😭 he was the first member i got spoiled with and i ended up getting a total of 4 or 5 of the members spoiled before i could even finish the show 😭 and i tried sO HARD to not get spoilers- 😔😔

oooh wonie! my first ever bias 🥺 tbh the first time i rlly knew jungwon was in maybe the first or second ep? it was when heeseung was the leader and was watching all the i-landers dance individually to the choreo of ‘into the i-land’ and as a dancer myself, jungwon completely stood out to me. right when he started dancing, i immediately sat up in my seat, rubbed my eyes and watched him with so much attention. jungwon has always been one of the best dancers in my eyes since then. right after i saw him dance that time, i made sure to remember his name. him and niki were probably the two boy’s i could name first. also, there were many times i got jungwon and geonu mixed up- idk why. they just looked so similar to me at the time and there were so many times i got lowkey so confused between the two skdjdjdj

and last but not least, riki! ever since all the i-landers entered i-land, niki just stood out to me. idek why. but right when i could, i was just like, “i’m gonna choose him and i’m gonna root for him all the way through. i’m calling it, he’s gonna debut.” oooh em out here spitting bars or what?? skdjdj- but yes i thought he was rlly adorable at first. and then later in the first ep i thought he was a little bit of a bratty kid ngl skdjjddj also, i thought he was older than me bc at the time, it was still so knew to have idols who were born in ‘05. so when i found out how old he rlly was, i was shocked and i felt sad for myself that i was older than him. the things he’s already accomplished at such a young age,, meanwhile there’s me over here writing fanfiction about boys who live on the other side of the world who don’t even know i exist 💔 but anyways- riki was my #1 in i-land since day 1 😌

[moonkkives]

— ( RACES & OLD RITUALS! )

pairing: max verstappen x driver fem!reader

summary: max has always been your good luck charm, just as much as you are his.

warning: so fluffy, gianpiero wingman😔, max is crazy in love

word count: 1.1k

them: this is what falling in love feels like by jvke

author’s note: im in my max feels after his win today at the hungary gp (baby boy was so happy!!🥺🧡) so i whipped this out in like half an hour. sorry if it’s not good but my brain is literally fried due to uni. more and better things to come for sure!!

taglist at the end, if anyone is interested please don’t hesitate to ask! (also, requests are currently open!)

“i seriously feel like i see you more on this side than on your own garage” gianpiero deadpanned, not even looking up from the endless amount of data sheets he was absorbing before the race.

you couldn’t help but laugh at gp’s monote voice, “that’s because my presence brings you an infinite amount of joy.” you said with a teasing smile, making him and the rest of the race engineers that were huddled around the table laugh as well.

gp rolled his eyes, an amused look on his face. “would you please get out of my garage? i already have enough dutch to go around.”

you feigned a gasp, “hey! i’m the better kind of dutch!”

before you fell into a tangent, gp waved you off with a growing smile on his face. “yeah, yeah, whatever. the not-so-good kind of dutch is in his drivers room.”

you said goodbye to gianpiero and the rest of the guys, before making your way to max’s room. a few people smiled at you on the way there, as everyone was used to having you on this side of the garage; same goes for max when he’s on yours.

the rest of max’s team loved having you there, since it was very hard to miss the way the dutch guy perked up when he had you around. everyone always shared knowing looks when max’s could keep his eyes off of yours and how he followed you around like a lost puppy, smiling at anything and everything you said.

gp always fake gagged at your guy’s cheesiness, but truthfully he was very impatient about someone, anyone, making a move on the other. being one of max’s biggest confidente, he knew more than he let on; so, anytime he’d catched his arm wrapped around your waist or word spread around that a picture of you two had gone viral, the smallest smile filled with pride graced his face.

both yours and max’s media team were your guy’s number one fans. they always seemed to catch the perfect pictures to make fans go crazy, and have squealed and ‘awed’ an absurd amount of time when showing the rest of the team pictures they’ve taken of max and you when you weren’t even looking.

“do you think today is the day?” tom, verstappen's performance engineer asked, partly joking, but with hopefulness as well.

gp could only chuckle. “as if.”

as you absently made your way through the garage, you came in contact with a hard chest. you felt max’s chest vibrate as he let out a small chuckle with his hands automatically coming to your waist to stabilize you.

“oh” he said, raising a brow. max’s eyes lit up at your presence. “came here to steal information?”

you poked his shoulder, his hands still around your waist, “don’t need it. i am, in fact, quicker than you on the straights.” you referred to last week’s race debrief.

he hummed. “that’s debatable. but you do, in fact, open too wide at many corners.”

you gasped. “i do not!”

he mocked your gasp in a exaggerated manner, “i do not!” he copied you in a highly pitched tone.

you laughed at that, and max could help look at you with warm eyes, completely mesmerized. a smile grew on his lips at the sound of your laugh a the sparkle of your eyes. he could almost hear gianpiero’a voice on his head.

he’s so, utterly, fucked. and whipped.

the small little bubble you both had created suddenly disappeared at the voice of your performance coach calling your name from the outside of the garage, “time’s up. we need to do a quick brief.”

you turned at the sound of his voice and nodded at him in acknowledgment. “i’ll be right up!”

since the beginning of your f1 career, max and you developed a ritual that you guys did before every race. even before you signed with redbull and were part of mclaren, you always made sure to find each other in the sea of people. you had never gone a race without finding each other and max often refers to you a his good luck charm.

for the past two years with you in red bull and max as your next door neighbor, things were much easier.

now facing each other, max’s arms left your waist and extended his palms in front of you with a knowing smile. you smiled at the gesture, joining your hands with his’ with your fingers interlocking in what for you was a very familiar touch.

people often joked max and you were born holding hands together, but you truly believe your palms had molded into the shape of his. hand in hand, he brought your hands close to his lips and deposited a soft kiss on them, “see you on the other side.” max’s bright blue eyes beamed at you.

you mirrored his smile and equaled the gesture, bringing your joined hands towards you and kissing your knuckles. well, more his than yours.

not intentionally, of course.

“see you on the other side.” you answered. max squeezed your hands one final time, before your hands left his.

you were already missing his soft skin pressed against yours as you turned around and left for your garage, which was right besides his. just like he had always been; right beside you.

max eyes were glued to your back whilst watching you disappear. the boy-ish smile only left his face when he felt gianpiero give him a firm pay on the back.

“okay lover boy, don’t get all gooey with me now. time to race.”

later you would find out that the media team had snapped a few pictures of you at the perfect time; one of you with your hands intertwined and leveled up to both of your chins,you looking down and your fingers and max’s warm gaze never leaving tour face. there was another one similar but with max kissing your knuckles and then you doing the same.

all three pictures were posted with the caption:

“red bull’s good luck charms = 🦁🧡 + 🐯🧡”

TAGLIST — @iamasimpingh0e @dorisfantasyworld @weirdestmentalityphilosopher @ggrapejuiceblues @claramllera @tsukishimawhore @lovingroscoee @yeolsbubbles @ohthemisssery

[calehenituse-brainrot]

I AM SICK AS FUCK BUT LET ME SPEAK MY MIND ABOUT CALE!KRS

this one aint a story, sorry folks 😔✊

warning, this is nsfw : contains cnc, somno, breeding kink, bondage mention, and also sex toys.

there's a scenario down below for x readers but it's not really written well.

OKAY

does Cale Kim knows anything about kinks???

i lowkey feel like he would be knowledgeable about sex in general and u knoww, but he never really dives into the whole topic and the possibilities since he's busy suffering in his first life sorry lol

so when he regressed and possessed the body of KRS, he never really thought that he was gonna be smashing anyone since he's gonna devote himself to taking care of his niece.

but then damn, OG!KRS's ex girlfriend (yes do not fight me on this, i believe if he'd ever fall for anyone, it would be someone who knows KRS best) is really nice and mature and loving and kinda hot too so —

obviously she would notice that he's not the OG KRS and he'd have to come clean at one point.

anyways fast forward, they fall into a relationship and when they FINALLY have sex, it was gentle, loving, sweet, and oh-so-invigorating for both parties.

then she just goes "you know, you could just ... fuck me in my sleep."

and rattled, cale!krs would say, "but that's not right..."

"i just gave you my consent," she says, "you're absolutely allowed to do whatever you want."

"but what if you don't like it at that time?" he'd asked because OUR MAN IS A RESPECTFUL SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND CARES ABOUT CONSENT YES YES THE BARE MINIMUM

"then we'll make up a safeword."

so then his gf would explain all about safewords and kinks because tbh cale!krs knew NOTHING about kinks — if he had a preferred one, he wouldn't realized it's a kink before she says that "oh, that's what you're into?"

so he explores his sexual preferences with her, saying whatever he thinks he's into and trying it with her, figuring out how things work. he's into the whole mirror thing and cowboy girl position, also likes breeding and bondage a lil bit too much. inflation on the stomach when he's inside of them makes him feel 😩😩😩 he loves edging too and be a complete prick.

he does the thing where he will rub his cock alongside their pussy until he's hard and brushes his tip on their clit until he comes himself.

sees his partner bending down and he's feeling particularly horny? he's putting his large hand on their hip and slowly going down to rub their pussy though their pants, grinding his bulge against their ass. could fuck you on the spot if he wants to but always thinks about where his niece is first because nobody wants to be caught red-handed 😭

so during the times he's learning and to help him with trying out his sexual preferences, his gf takes him to a sex shop or just shows him a bunch of sex toys online, explaining how they work and stuff like that.

he's into cock rings more than pocket pussies, says he already got you so it's unneeded HAHAHA

the topic of self-pleasure toys comes up so he asked his gf what kinda toys she uses and she whips out the cute lil rose and the vibrator wand.

she explains to him how they work and stuff like that and OUUHHH BABEYYY cale kim WANTS to test them out.

just imagine here,

he's sitting naked on the bed, you on top of him with his dick rubbing on your pussy. he's testing out the levels on the vibrator in one hand, the other mindlessly rubbing your clit and plunging his fingers into your hole repeatedly, making sure you're wet enough to take him in later.

you have one arm around his neck so he'll be able to look down onto your pussy and easy access to your chest.

"we'll start slow," he says, putting the wand on the lowest setting and taking his sopping wet fingers out of you. he licks them clean before saying, "now spread your legs and take me in, doll."

you did as he told you so, having to lift yourself up first and slowly pushing his cock into you, filling you up to your stomach. he first allows you to get used to his size before you began to bounce on his cock, movement small and not erratic.

he lowered down the vibrator to your clit, brushing the vibrating sphere against your throbbing, red clit and when he felt you immediately tightening your walls around him, he let out a breathy, "fuckkkk"

it's a bit of a work having sex with a vibrator but the sounds you were letting out and the way your body reacted was more than enough for him to keep going.

he would sometimes squeeze your breasts with the other hand, pulling on the nipples and biting and leaving hickeys all over the breast he could reach.

you were creaming all over him, the base of his cock white with your fluids. you would have orgasmed so many times that night because having your pussy throbbing around him was an addictive feeling to Cale!KRS and he would make you cum over and over again to the point you'll be squirting all over the bed.

when he finally comes, it was hot and so much to the point it was dripping down to the sheets because you were filled to the brim. he'd turn off the vibrator and set it aside, hugging you and giving you kisses along your shoulders and the sides of your breasts.

"d-do you want me to pull out?" he whispered. yes, cale kim is a nasty man and he would like it if he could sleep while still inside you.

"do it slowly," you'd say, sore and sensitive. you were sure if he moves, you'd cum again. your legs are still trembling and your clit felt abused.

he wraps his hand around your hips, lifting you gently up and letting his cock slide out of you. his cum immediately dripping down out of your hole. you let out a sigh, feeling the previous load lesking out of you and as if you were perhaps the dirtiest person out there to have this much cum inside of you and loving it so much that you're a bit sad it's leaking out.

"fuck," he whispered, letting you sit on top of him and his own cum leaking out, wetting his flaccid dick.

"we should do this often."

[wanderingpages]

You can’t just mention a not chill vacation and not explain it peach

😔😔😔 you know how I be in my tags... reckless.

It wasn’t that wild but there was just one part I can never forget lmao. It was like right after high school graduation, my boyfriends dad owns this cute lil beach house so just a few of us (me, my boyfriend, his bro, two of our friends and two of his bros friends) decided to spend a few days there. One night I couldn’t sleep and I’m hanging out by myself in the kitchen. It’s like maybe 2 in the morning, the door opens, scares the shit out of me until I see it’s my boyfriends brother and he’s all like “oh shit thank god you’re up I need to show you something right now!!!” And I’m all like 👁👄👁

He drags me out to the beach to this little alcove or something and he’s like “look. Look at this shit” it was some bioluminescent algae and it was really the most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen. So we kinda sit on the rocks, dip our toes in, talk about why we’re both up when I feel this sharp burning sting on my ankle. Turns out it’s a jellyfish and ya girl got stung. Weirdly enough, neither of us were panicking just yet; I was kinda like ow wtf?? And he was all like damn yikes.

He helps me back to the house but then it starts to hurt real fucking bad so I’m like no I can’t go on just get the first aid kit and I’ll wait here. And he’s like are you crazy it’s ass o’clock who knows what murderers are lurking!! Then this mf says “I know how to fix this” and pulls his fucking pants down and I’m like oh my god and I’m screaming and he’s like oh my god shut up my pee is crawling back up!! And I go “I’m gonna fucking murder you” and apparently we were that loud and that close for some of our friends to hear us and my boyfriend comes out all sleepy and disheveled like “what the fuck?? You were gonna piss on my girl???” And I swear to god he almost whipped his dick out but thank god my friend, my beautiful, sane, smart, perfect angel friend stops him and goes “you idiots, pee doesn’t even help”

She made my boyfriend carry me back to the house, poured some vinegar all over my ankle and then this bitch pulled out tweezers and started pulling out goddamn excess tenticals or whatever it was so... not chill lmao. Ruined the rest of the vacation for me 😔😔😔

Anyways so I was supposed to have my wedding this year but covid ya know, so my boyfriends brother tells us around that night it was supposed to be (while I’m sad and drunk and I’m in my wedding dress friends style lmao) “you guys wanna hear my speech?” Boyfriend goes, “no. You’re not even my best man” brother goes “anyways so I was gonna be like one time I almost peed on ya girl and even though it could have saved her life she was so ride or die for you even back then that she would rather die before ever taking a gander at my dick and I knew then that she was so stupid, she was practically made for you.” I was like 🥰🥰🥰 incredible. Bitches be like “I’m with stupid” but nah bitch, I AM stupid. Lol jk I’m so glad no one peed on me haha talk about territorial pissing am I right fellas

[taeyamayang]

Your last sentence winded me I was all smiling then I was like 🙃 I’m ready to cry now BUT DONT FRET I NEVER MISS A CHANCE TO SHOW OFF MY KIBBERS! Mimi isn’t very clingy, she’s more so of a diva. She wants what she wants when she wants it. Like if I wake up early to even go to the bathroom or something (it’ll be like 2 am and I’m half asleep just waddling to the bathroom) I’ll hear a loud ass “MURRRR???” and I’ll jump out of my skin and it’s just aria being all cute wanting attention and rubbing on me and flooping over on her side but like when I wake up later at like 10 or something and we make eye contact she skeets upstairs.Ok ouch ig. She also doesn’t know how to be held??? We pick her up and she’s just like 🧍‍♀️ stiff af. The other two know how to adjust and climb onto shoulders but she just keeps her limbs out awkwardly like she doesn’t know what to do. She kinda has a Hierarchy of who she goes to get attention from. It’s my dad (who DOESNT want the attention 90% yet he’s all the cats favorites), then my mom (mainly when she’s doing paperwork. I swear you have to look preoccupied to get this cats attention. Whenever I’m getting on my shoes about to leave she decides to hop on my lap. Like bruh where was this two hours ago when I tried to pet you put you pretended I was some random ass stranger. Ok not stranger bc she hates new people and will hide and will cut a bitch if you try to show her off but that’s besides the point.) then me, then my sister. Aria will fight for what she wants as welll. Like Thor was laying on my dads chest and aria decides she will too. By laying On Top Of Him with her booty all up on his face. Like Miss Girl??? She also is petty like when she tried to sit with my dad in a weird position or something and he pushed her off but Thor came later and later on him in like a normal position (he reclined his chair then) and aria was PISSED like she decided to lay with my mom who was on the couch next to the chair and GLARE at Thor. When my dad saw her doing it she whipped her tail around and sat the other way. She has ATTITUDE. I also looked for videos of her miiiiiii-ing at me but I sent them all through insta and they didn’t save. She was chirping at the birds so I tried to record that but my mom was like “GRAB HER!” So I freaked out and grabbed her like is everything ok??? Turns out she ripped off her collar again (she’s an independent kitty and WONT be held down by no collar!) So my mom then told me she will now be pissy at me and not her. Like wtf??? I do have a video of aria dipping her paws into water and licking them. It’s a old video but she still does it sometimes. I’ll post it on my blog since idk how to add it via ask 😔 BUT HERES A PIC OF HER IN A SOMBRERO (Unless I already shared it-adhd brain is wack- then no you didn’t rip) I love those little treat things in the tubes! My cats love them, especially Loki. But he’s a fat add that eats everything so. SPEAKING OF LOKI- subtle Loki reveal in the photos! Yes, that black thing he’s with in the last pic is Aria

so Aria has an attitude... IS THAT A TREND AMONG BLACK CATS BC FOR REAL MOMO HAS AN ATTITUDE TOO!! omg the hierarchy tho lmaooo and why does the not-so-cat lover always gets the cat's attention. my dad doesn't like furry stuff since it gives him shivers but she likes momo but when momo rubs her head or body on him he doesn't like it BUT MOMO LOVES RUBBING HER HEAD ON MY DAD'S LEG my dad does a quick sweep and be like "alrightttt momo that's the most i can do. please go to pea she can give you lots of pets." BUT WHEN I PICK HER UP SHE LOOKS LIKE A KID THROWING TANTRUMS when i put her over my shoulders she climbs to my back and lie down... SHE LIES DOWN ON MY BACK so i end up bowing for like 1 to 2 mins. she owns the house. she owns me. i am the cat and she is the owner.

omg i can relate to your mom doing papers and Aria has to jump in to get her attention because SAME. but your cat getting all clingy when you're about to leave is so sad 😭😭 i feel like i'll cuddle her for at least a minute before i go when momo knows i'm about to leave she gives me the puss in boots eyes AND STARES AT ME AS I LEAVE tho when i'm out for like a whole day my mom and brother tell me that momo looks for me around the house, meowing like i'll pop out from the walls. so when i go home i see her in our veranda waiting for me. she just sits there and wait and sometimes refuses to eat bc she likes to wait outside.

btw i saw the video. it is very peculiar BUT OMFY GENDBSNSHSNS IT'S SO ADORABLE??? YOU CAN SEE MY REACTION FROM MY RBBED POST

LOKI OMGGGG AHHHH THE TUMMY IS SOOOO FLUFFY GSNDBSJS loki loves to sleep next to your cats? ahhhhh loki looks comfortable lying next to aria who'w obviously bothered by a presence of a human next to her 🤣 /jk

YOUR CATS ARE SO CUTE you have no idea how much the pics makes me soooooo happy i will take more pics of momo and ching for you! so i can send them the next time i write to you :) please send more photos and tell me more about how they're like 😭

also, i am acquainted to your cats, your parents, and even your sister but i don't know your name (or have i asked before and i've completely forgot it?? i'm sorry if that's the case) what do you want me to call you? pseudoname? nickname? or just a name you wan5 me to call you