#just embarassing

[accki]

have spent my entire life getting smacked in the face and running head first into things to scratch my nose and give myself my worst nosebleed

[kyri45]

How many shenanigans can I add to interrupt as many confessions as possible? Also bold of you to assume the Dads™️ wouldn’t have heard MK being distressed.

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT)

[starridge]

dropping this and fleeing like a deer in the woods

[bioethicists]

this is going to sound simplistic + i promise you it's not: stop following people whose entire schtick is being cruel or fighting with others online. even if the ppl deserve it! even if it's not a ~problematic~ cruelty! even if you agree with all of that blog's opinions!

it's one thing if someone snaps back when provoked or posts the occasional "get a load of this guy". nobody needs to play up respectability for people who haven't given them respect in return. but if someone's online identity centers around being needlessly mean for laughs + they're constantly seeking out socially acceptable, easy targets for petty cruelty, that's a red flag. there's a huge difference between not taking shit/cracking a joke + mocking others as your several-hours-a-day hobby.

especially if, when they are inevitably in the wrong + mocking someone mercilessly to their 50k followers over something petty goes south (shocking!), they become extremely defensive or block everyone or play the victim or dismiss it as "well, how was i supposed to know they were autistic? i'm autistic + i don't meow in public" or whatever.

this isn't a "well i knew all along" post bcuz nobody should be shamed for being in the dark about something like this but many of the popular bloggers who have later been exposed for serious harassment or abuse should not have shocked us. if someone's blog is 90% shit like "you should light yourself on fire because you watch x anime" or "look at this so-called lesbian bitch + her ugly fucking boyfriend at a kink convention- it's giving drowned rats", should it really shock you that they are also being cruel or abusive in less internet-acceptable ways? if they've already shown you that they get a such a thrill out of being vicious that they do it daily + are regularly rewarded with thousands of followers?

[lucdoodle]

Adam and Lute go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[welcomebacktohoimicraf]

one thing about Joel Smallishbeans is that he's always giggling. I think most people overlook this in the fandom because most of the time his delivery is just so deadpan and sarcastic, but its when he's doing a bit with another person you can always hear him loudly giggling in between sentences trying not to break character. He is ESPECIALLY prone to doing this with Etho. Its so damn cute it makes me insane and I think more people deserve to notice this!!

[lazanhaazeda]

"I HC that Viktor beats Jayce with his cane in arguments" good hc ngl I laugh everytime I think abt this,

but consider: Jayvik don't ever gets in arguments, not because they are the "perfect couple", its bc everytime Viktor gets mad or upset Jayce immediately says sorry.

HE DOES IT A LOT IN THE SHOW THIS MAN WONT STAND UP FOR HIMSELF IN ANY MOMENT. He sees his man is mad at him and he IMMEDIATELY reconsiders every choice he made, Viktor says, he's doing.

Also Viktor takes advantage of this bc he is a asshole (In a non-toxic way)

[pigswithwings]

wanting to make friends with people at all ever is so embarassing and makes me feel deranged. please i want to know you because i think you're genuinely really cool and I'd like to form a connection. do you want to shoot me badly

[berenshand]

one of my favourite little things about the murderbot diaries is how present all secunit's friends are even if they're not actually physically present. it doesn't do the annoying thing where it jumps through hoops to bring back characters that aren't really relevant to the narrative but it also doesn't do the other annoying thing where it pretends they never existed either. like secunit talks about art and mensah all the time even when art or mensah aren't in the book. it's clear how bharadwaj has impacted its personal growth even when she's literally on another planet. it complains about gurathin and pin-lee when they're not there. it's still sad about miki and don abene and it mentions tapan and maro and rami even though it only knew them for a few days (because when you're new at being a person every interaction with other people is important even if it's short). iris reminds it of mensah. iris also reminds it of ratthi. its hair is fluffy bc it let amena play hairdresser off-screen and it messages her so she knows it's okay. it doesn't have to worry about protecting volescu anymore because volescu retired thank goodness. it's still using thiago's language module. etc etc etc

it's such good writing because it's such a little thing that gives the characterization and relationships greater depth and also reinforces the running theme of friendship in the series and then also subtly gives this sense of 'the people you love are a part of you/your story' and also reinforces secunit's role as a storyteller because it's constantly telling little stories about all its friends.

[pissmoon]

'I want to be a part of an edgy/morbid music based subculture but im too much of a soft eared pussy to listen to edgy or morbid music that isnt pop' is, was and will be an embarassing take

[cobaltfluff]

he is LEARNING... but he also gets an IQ debuff when pretty guys smile at him

[elliesglock]

geno why you making my girl sit through this dyke fest PUHLEASE MANNN

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wake up wintersberg nation

[gayofthefae]

Get you a ship who can do both.

Yes, the love is mutual

But so is the "really? him?"

[whirlybirbs]

honestly, the idea of a limited-edition realistic hero replica all might dildo is hilarious. in general, explicit, off-brand sex shop hero merchandise is a comedy gold mine. consider:

all might’s agency sending a cease and desist to a sex toy company, citing stolen intellectual property and branding, but someone (sir nighteye) snuck in a clause about incorrect girth and length — but the problem is that the dildo went viral and now it’s sold out and the marketing team has to release a statement saying they’re not affiliated with MIGHTY BULGE LLC. which only makes things worse.

internet upheaval. #all might dildo trends for a week straight. all might cannot make a single appearance without cameras angling for his crotch. the clause about incorrect girth and length is all anyone can talk about. toshinori is mortified.

it only gets worse when he neglects wearing a cup during a rush job in downtown tokyo. #all might’s bulge beats out #all might dildo for #1 trending. there are slow-mo, velocity, low-fi edits of his crotch. it’s fuel to the fire.

MIGHTY BULGE LLC rebrands to MIGHTIER BULGE LLC. they’re now selling larger dildos with “NOW WITH CORRECT GIRTH AND LENGTH” written on the side of the box. there’s another cease and desist. but there is no clause citing incorrect girth and length. the internet loses it. is this an admission of truth? is this proof that all might is packing an erect, 9.5”, almighty shlong?

basically, it’s the worst three months of toshinori yagi’s career as all might and he almost died that one time to AFO.

and i think that’s hilarious.

[awesomeland39]

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