#just call me firewood 🪵🪓

[silverselfshippingchaos]

i mean... i take payment in kisses too. just saying

[switchy-bastard]

2, 14, 17 😘

Thank you for the ask!

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2. What is your most extreme kink, and why do you like it?

So much of the stress in my life comes from making decisions. I like kinks that completely remove my ability to choose (hypnosis, intoxication, somnophilia, other forms of consentual non-consent etc.) because I want someone to want me so badly that they don't care what I want, they're going to take what they want from me, and if I feel pleasure from it, well, that's secondary 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

14. Do you have an outfit that makes you feel sexy? If so, describe it.

When we say "outfit" here, do we mean something that I'd wear in public, or something I'd wear just in the metaphorical bedroom? For the former, I've got some shirts that are starting to get tight around the sleeves, which is a nice feeling, and everyone looks good in flannel. Probably a combination of those, where I take off the flannel after splitting some firewood, revealing the tight t-shirt beneath, so I can keep working without overheating? Idk if anyone else still finds lumberjacks hot, but I do! 🪵🪓

For the latter, well... I've got 40 feet of this dark blue rope, which is enough to tie any of a few different types of harnesses with slack left over for use as handcuffs/a leash, and I think my swimsuit area looks best in boxer briefs, since they hug my ass and bulge fairly well. I've gotten kind reviews in the past, when I wore those two items together 😅

17. What is your favourite nsfw compliment to receive?

Honestly? I know it's kind of a basic answer, but my brain short-circuits whenever someone calls me a "good boy". Doubly so if they make it possessive: "my good boy" 🥺🫠😵‍💫

I just like to be reassured that I'm doing well for my partner(s), and that what I'm doing is appreciated 😅

[silverselfshippingchaos]

in my dream last night, there was a ninja a.tlas alt in feh

[silverselfshippingchaos]

A full list of f/o tags!

Maxi: the dandy of the south seas 🌊 🤍

Kyohei: kissing in the van 💍

Aqua: a heaven full of stars 💙❤️

Demyx: kiss water kiss!

Felix: heart-to-heart combat ⚔️

Balthus: king of grappling deez nuts 👊

Shura: skunk time 🦨

Atlas: just call me firewood 🪵🪓

Tibarn: let's eat worms together 🦅

Muarim: i wouldn't dare raise a claw 💚

Haar: i showed you my wyvern please respond 💤

Eizen: earth and fire ☠️

Seifer: your knight until the end 🤍

Basch: my desert flower 🥀

Yaag: let's believe in eternity 💧

Gladio: send (cup) noods tonight 🍜

Vivian: our own hideaway 🔮

Dunban: blossom dance! 🌸

Akhos: the poet and the muse 🖍

Matthew: i'm feeling full of beans 🫘!

Chai: masala te chai ☕️

Vik: you make night city brighter 🌃

Adam: as human as it gets 🦾

Date: my partner in (not) crime 🔍

Fumiya: mask off 🎭

Hikari: it's always been you 🍁

Percy: your bullet bullet bullet 🩶🖤

Mr. H: a cup of coffee for the road ☕️?

Rune: steal me away 🐉

Akiteru: your #1 fan 🏐

Garrus: can't calibrate this one 🌌

Shepard: i'm with you until the end 🌌

Kyojiro: a baker and a criminal walk into a bar...

Platonic F/Os

Dante: let's hunt demons together 🍒

Ignis/Noctis/Prompto: chocobros 🐣

Raines: and we dared to dream 🤍

Yagami: tabo time ⚖️!

Eraqus: my dad (boogie woogie woogie)

Riku: star-fruit 💫

All other KH characters: our hearts as one!

Clive: find the flame 🔥

Berseria Party: why do birds fly 🕊?

Turks: black suits ♠️

Zack: puppy eyes 🐶

Van Gang: vroom vroom 🛞

Sylvain: you get it ❤️

Rodrigue: the shield 🛡

Xianghua and Kilik: does your soul still burn 🔥?

general platonic f/o tag: my beloved pals

Crushes

Adriana: an oath of love 🌟🛡

Kiryu (and Ryoma): shark attack 🦈!

Mine (and Hijikata): you were beautiful 💸

Kido: balls out ⚽️⚽️

Nanba: patch me up 🩹

Seonhee: caught in your web 🕸

Ryusho: heat action 🐲

Tenma: one to ten 🩺

Marisa: a crimson flash 🍒

Gerik: to be decided 😅

Tsutsumi: sweet as sugar 🍬

Kabru: eyes the color of the sky 💙

Fjord: my dear captain 🌊

Mikoto: love like fire 🔥❤️

Haurchefant: hot chocolate tonight 🍫?

Boromir: one does not simply fall in love 🤏

Kili: Kili tag tbd

Alistair: Alistair tag tbd

Will: forged in love 🔩