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I don’t think u understand. when I say I like mens’ arms, I don’t just mean biceps. I’m talking about the forearms too and the VEINS

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the sixth love language: mutual masturbation (my tumblr mutuals jerking it to me)

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mutuals to sneak into the woods and have sex against a tree with

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kiss HIS thighs nuzzle him through HIS underwear work HIM up until he’s grinding against your face

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I’m so fucking easy to turn on it makes me feel like a pervert i get a kiss that lasts for a whole second and i’m like “hey you wanna fuck. Right here right now”

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That moment when his hands are tied behind his back and you're jerking him off, toying with him and admiring how pretty he looks, and you lean closer to him and pretend you're going to kiss him but doesn't only to hear him whine-

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Reblog to grope prev

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reblog if you need a hug

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some of u got real kissable cock & dick & balls.....not saying who.........

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rb to give prev head

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rb to give prev head

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I found what may have been my first gay crush today while looking through old pictures.

I mean, I definitely didn't realize at the time that that's what it was, but. Damn.

I don't want to post too many details, but he was a year above me, back in high school. We hung out a lot, and he was one of my first friends that I knew was gay- I think he was out before we even met?

Anyways, saw an old picture of us at a party together. He looks so young in that picture, but back then he was one of my mature, older friends.

I hope he's doing well, wherever he is now. I hope I get the chance to talk to him again someday, and to thank him for how he helped me (though neither of us knew it at the time) figure out that I'm bi.

He was so patient, too, explaining his sexuality to those of us with questions. His answers were, on occasion, heated/impassioned, but I don't remember seeing him angry, though he would have been well within his rights to be upset with the ignorance he faced.

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let's do some "we shouldn't be doing this" things together

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Sometimes all a girl needs is an mmf threesome with an obedient puppy and a bratty puppy and you make them fuck for your entertainment 🥴 maybe you'll let the good puppy cum inside the other as a reward while the bratty puppy doesn't cum at all 🥴🥴🥴 Just... using an obedient boy as a tool to tame a bratty boy....

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send me a color

RED - I want to slaughter people for you and bathe in their blood. I love you.

PINK - I have a crush on you, you make me blush and experience human emotion.

BLACK - I want to suck you off harder than a black hole.

BROWN - I want to battle you in mud (kissing and killing optional, choose one)

YELLOW - I’d try new kinks for you 💦

ORANGE - I’d take you for a picnic and would peel the citrus for you.

GREEN - You’re out of this world and I’m not sure if that’s a good thing. Confused.

BLUE - I want you to suffocate me.

GREY - You terrify me but I think I like it.

PURPLE - I am so afraid to speak to you. I lurk.

RAINBOW - My opinions of you vary wildly and I think you could be a parasite, but you’re hot.

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Remember: if you ever safeword in "public" (a BDSM club or a filmed BDSM scene), you need to change your safeword immediately.

It's a massive security risk to have your safeword leaked. Others could gain access to your BDSM scene without your consent. They could safeword on your behalf, creating a denial of service-top* effect!

* I didn't write this just to make that bad pun, but it did retroactively become the reason for this post as soon as I thought of it.

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honestly I'll do anything for a slutty pathetic sickly man, whatever you say gorgeous