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no moaning audios under my tree 😔

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My favorite kink is reciprocated energy

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Eating pussy is such a good and important hobby

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Honestly at this point I kinda want a boyfriend just so I can squeeze him and hug him and hold him and caress him and hold his face in my hands and run my hands through his hair and and and

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making a boy sob and cling onto you shakily is necessary for your health sometimes i think

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omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

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💘 Nsfw Asks 💘

1. What is your biggest sexual fantasy?

2. What are your kinks?

3. Have you ever had a threesome?

4. Have you ever had sex in public?

5. Have you ever faked an orgasm?

6. What are your favorite sex positions?

7. Any kinks you would never admit to?

8. Does pain turn you on?

9. Are you a sadist or masochist?

10. Dom, sub, or switch?

11. Have you tried anal? Did you like it?

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done?

13. Do you like biting/scratching?

14. Do you like being spanked?

15. Do you like having your hair pulled?

16. Morning sex or nighttime sex?

17. Shave, wax, or natural?

18. Do you have a favorite sex toy?

19. Favorite pornstar/porn?

20. Who do you want to fuck the most right now?

21. If you were the opposite sex for a day, what would you do?

22. Biggest turn offs?

23. Do you like foreplay?

24. What turns you on the easiest?

25. How do you feel about creampies?

26. Spit or swallow?

27. Have you ever had sex with the same gender?

28. Opinion on hookups?

29. Can you deepthroat?

30. Have you ever filmed yourself having sex?

31. How often do you masturbate?

32. Opinion on giving/receiving head?

33. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

34. Do you ever go commando?

35. How was your last sexual encounter?

36. Have you ever tasted yourself?

37. Booty or boobs?

38. Girth or length?

39. Do you like the lights on or off during sex?

40. Rough sex or intimate sex?

41. Do you like dirty talk? 

42. Have you ever taken someones virginity?

43. Most embarrassing sexual experience?

44. Do you like lingerie?

45. How would you rate your own sexual performance?

46. Can you squirt?

47. Have you ever made yourself sore from masturbating? 

48. Do you like being called derogatory names during sex?

49. Do you like to be choked? 

50. Do you like to be restricted during sex?

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Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

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Boys who like being objectified >>>>

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"Doms dont beg-"

Boring, boring boring go back to bed

"please baby i need you, i need to feel you"

Now you have my attention.

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Me when monsters.

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Please send me a fruit?

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi - You’re pretty

Raspberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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What’s the last thing you jerked off to?

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I think a lot of ppl don't realize that bottoming is like, an active role in sex, and like for lack of a better word, a skill

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saying something dominant that completely flops is the most embarassing thing ever. like okay i guess mommy needs to kill herself now

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despite hating it in my everyday life, someone being condescending to me or babying me during sex is such a turn on…

“aw, i know, sweet boy. i know it hurts.”

“shh, you can take it. can’t you?”

“i know it’s so difficult. let me stretch you out, baby boy.”

“aw, you poor thing. so tight and pathetic for me, aren’t you?”