#just block him and report him

[sparklejumpropequeen1949]

[quirkle2]

[zombie au] mentally ill teenager meets another mentally ill teenager and pretends he's the normal one

[transingthoseformers]

Honest to god how funny would it be if Starscream and Jetfire got back together after the war and had a sparkling— somehow without the other decepticons knowing until the last minute

[idekwtf-is-happening]

Damien’s currently getting cancelled on Twitter for *checks to make sure I’m reading this shit right* apologizing for a joke he made five years ago where he mentioned the conflict in Gaza

[imobsessed123]

Erm what the sigma 🤓👆

[menthol-innocence]

family friends, pt.1

you're at a family friend's house for new year's eve. it's an intimate gathering--your parents brought you to see your mom's college friend, whose daughter ella is your age, and her husband, david. besides the six of you, the only other person present is ella's boyfriend. but somehow, there just aren't enough seats at the dinner table.

at first, you and your mom share a seat. your dad volunteers to sit on the couch, and david and his wife take turns sitting and bringing dishes to and from the table. when dinner is over, your mom leaps out of her seat, insisting on helping her friend do the dishes. but just as quickly as she leaves her seat, somebody else takes it--david.

the first thing that you notice is how big he is. he's tall and broad, and takes up much more space than your mom on the seat you two share. though there's still a little space between him and you, you can feel the heat of him through his crisp dress shirt.

the next thing you notice is his smell. he has on an expensive-smelling, woody cologne, but the most prominent scent is the white wine on his breath. he's more talkative than normal, joking with your dad, who has moved to the spare seat at the table. he's gesturing excitedly with his hands, his face a little flushed. with each gesture, he closes the gap between you two, until you're completely pressed up against his side.

he finishes his conversation with your dad and turns to you, asking you about your classes and your plans for college. you have to tilt your head up to meet his eyes, cheeks flushing at the thought, before responding. as you tell him, he lifts his arm up, as if to give you a fatherly clap on the shoulder. but instead, his arm snakes around you, caressing the ribs underneath your breast and the curve of your hip before settling on your lower back. you shiver, equal parts aroused by his touch, terrified of what might happen next, and humiliated at the thought of other people seeing this unfold right in front of their eyes.

your dad is, thankfully, oblivious to the scene. but across the table, ella and her boyfriend watch in quiet discomfort. ella decides to speak up.

"papa, do you want to sit together so she can have her own chair?"

david barely acknowledges her, brushing off the question before continuing his conversation with you. you shoot her a grateful smile before turning your attention back to him.

before you can pick up where you left off, your dad takes the interruption as an opportunity to leave. he gets up, saying something about going to the grocery store to get dessert. but even though there's now a seat for everyone, david remains next to you.

~~~tbc~~~

[runningwindenjoyer]

Yellowfang would’ve taught Fireheart tax evasion if they were human and he would have a whole arc talking with graystripe over the morality of it

[mettywiththenotes]

Tomura and Izuku doing self imposed challenges: Tomura reaching max only by using evil boops and Izuku reacing max only by using super boops, somehow whoever reaches it first wins lmao

LOL I love this idea

Tomura doing evil boops with the League and Izuku doing super boops with the class

And then they find each other's accounts. Now it is a battle to reach max in their own ways. They are locked in to get the highest super/evil boops first

I can imagine Izuku sending his results to Tomura with MAX - LOL and being like "I win >:3" but then Tomura sends his which are TUM - BLR and being like "get on my level >:3c"

[epic-and-kitty]

so the BigCal dude sent some honestly disgusting sexual messages and images to me again (thankfully I have all pictures blocked if I'm not following them) and I just.....

Dude, I lost my fuckin grandma last week, read the fuckin room, asshole

I'm so damned tired, I don't have the energy to be spiteful

[marcobodtlives]

Stop saying Jean looks like Sangwoo from Killing Stalking this is SLANDER

ᴬˡˢᵒ ᴶᵉᵃⁿ’ˢ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᵘˡˡᵉᵗ ⁿᵒʷ ˢᵒ ⁱⁿ ᵘʳ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃˡⁱᵏᵉ

[donewiththissh1t]

laying in the bath scrolling tumblr while trying not to 0ff myself ❤️❤️❤️

[scribblesgalatica]

Just a heads up for those who post Rayman content, someone is going around and saying shitty things in the replies of art specifically (I haven't seen any on text posts)

He's a gummibar fan and has him as his icon.

Please report and block if you see him. Do not engage.

[handsoffthefuckinshield]

okay. fuckin listen. don't go posting your pro ed shit in tags that aren't related to that. do whatever you want in your tags, but stay out of regular aesthetic tags. we follow shit for cool pictures and shit like that. and you posting skeletons in lingerie is just gonna trigger a relapse. do what you want to yourself, but don't fuckin push it on other people and expose those in recovery to your triggering shit

[cmbdragon98]

Repeating my sentiments Out Loud, don't you Ever take and repost art from someone who you're then gonna proceed to try dragging down, because it doesn't fit your idea of what a ""normal"" relationship should look like. If you don't get the appeal of a bit of vampire horror vibes mixed in with your gay, sensual romance, you can simply just avoid and block art from folks who Are enjoying that.

Don't you fucking Touch their art, and don't you dare fucking say shit like "Why is it important for character x to be in a relationship where they're visibly scared?" Etc etc, while pushing your own milquetoast ship.

Don't you fucking accuse a swath of wlw shippers of shit like "never beating the porn addict allegations" because we poke fun at you, by calling back to Other, similar homophobic shit that's been said to and about us.

You're disgusting. Simple as. You're homophobic, you're vile, and you're a deep rot within fandom. Any platform should be completely swiped out from under you. And anyone who blindly supports any of that kind of behavior, well. I only wish that you get back what you give.

[manasurge]

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[heyitslapis]

realized im being catfished wtf 😭😭😭