#and Squirrelpaw does not pay taxes til the end of her days
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Yellowfang would’ve taught Fireheart tax evasion if they were human and he would have a whole arc talking with graystripe over the morality of it
#warriors#warrior cats#Fireheart#firestar#yellowfang#graystripe would have to convince him to use Cloudpaw as a dependent#bluestar would sign him up with her tax attorney and he would find out the rich have even bullshittier ways of tax evasion#so the end of his arc of the filing of taxes would be he wouldn’t report Yellowfang#and then Bluestar would drag him into politics so he could change the policy if he wanted#but then he becomes a leader and ends up liking the money too much to change it#Squirrelpaw finds his old notes about Yellowfang’s tax evasion and how to commit it#and Squirrelpaw does not pay taxes til the end of her days#brambleclaw never notices#brambleclaw doesn’t know how to file and just goes to an HR Block across the street until he becomes leader#he does not and will not understand and just pays other people to take care of it#sorry I used to work in a tax office#I think Graystripe would be the guy who could file taxes but spent most of the day in the cubicle playing on his steam game thing#and texting his girlfriend#good for him tbh
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