#just an idea I had

[proneterror204]

Of Death and Taxes

Not everyone knows how the Infinite realms work. Danny barely does.

Every soul has a right to their afterlife to spend in peace. They have a spot in the infinite realms, like a house. They are not taxed. The ones who are taxed is the property owners. The ones who rule specific afterlives of religions; Hades underworld, Odin's Valhalla, the angel's Heaven, and Lucifer's Hell. The rulers are taxed. The Ghost king Danny keeps very little of the taxes, only a fraction of a decimal. He returns the rest to feed the Infinite Realms economy, or what stands for the economy. Danny still finds himself a multi-trillionare, but he's sworn never to touch it and gives as much back as he can.

"Nothing can be certain except Death and Taxes" and Danny is the High King of Both. (and Constantine is in debt of both)

[clairiko]

The Modern Academy AU that no one asked for

[akuma-coffee]

You didn't smoke, couldn't stand the taste no matter how hard you tried. House parties, peer pressure, even stress, none of that would force you to take a cigarette between your lips - until recently.

You were strapped for cash and applying for nigh on a hundred jobs when you were offered an interview in a coffee shop - some family owned brand you'd never heard of. You didn't think all too much of the place when inside either; a couple of run down employees, a cramped workspace and too many customers, but when you're offered a job, you take it. 

Most of the staff members end up being decent, but for some God forsaken reason, your favourite ends up being the biggest piece of shit in the joint. Sukuna, the laziest, most ungrateful guy you know for some reason holds the most charm. His shitty jokes, quick remarks and lack of patience has some how completely encapsulated you. 

And now, you stand behind the dumpster with a filter to your lips, and a light at the end of that cigarette. Sukuna's light, if you were being specific, and your heart is ever racing when you reel over those words. Sukuna's lighting you up. Just the two of you.  "-she can kiss my ass if she thinks I'm doing overtime." You miss the first part of the sentence, entranced by the glowing ember at the end of Sukuna's painted nails, but catch the latter half. 

"If it's not contracted, you don't hav'ta." You shrug, puffing out that first cloud of smoke. You lean against the brick, unfortunately aware of the time limit you have back here. With just Choso behind the counter, you're pushing your luck taking a break with the only other member of staff in the building. 

Sukuna doesn't reply, he just watches you through his half lidded eyes, his own cigarette between his teeth. He thinks to himself, a little too long, mulling over the few breaks you've shared together since you'd started, when was it, four months ago?

"When did you start smoking, anyway?" He asks, eyebrow furrowed. You suppress the smile building up behind your straight lip as you shrug once again, another puff.  "Dunno, why?" That's always the best way with Sukuna, to meet his question with another. He doesn't like to show he cares, so he'll likely grow silent. 

The breaks are always too short, but they're worth the taste of tobacco. 

[captainkitty25]

[justiebunch]

Do you ever thing the Witch’s Candy Wand could be too powerful for Wizard?

I mean, the Candy Wand was meant to be used by the Witch, who was far more powerful than all of the cookies combined. Wizard’s just a cookie but most importantly a child. That thing probably has enough electricity to kill him tenfold

I’d imagine it would have some toll to his health since it’s definitely not killing him but it is still way too powerful for him to wield like that

(It’s just a pop rock dw)

[stuckinmymind22]

wrapping presents 🎁

sanji: would be a fucking pro at wrapping gifts, like edges creased perfect every time

luffy: look, he would try, its mainly a mess of tape and paper but he did it all by himself.

chopper: baby needs help, robin will help

zoro: tf you wrap a gift for?? he really doesn’t get it, i mean it’s gonna be opened anyways why does it matter

nami: it’s going in a bag, be greatful you’re getting something in the first place

usopp: the most over engineered shit, doesn’t use tape but somehow it stays together

franky: he’s just gonna build a damn box, wrapping’s just doing too much (like building a custom sized box isn’t 💀) plus now you get a box too

robin: can wrap presents well, not on par with sanji (he’s in his own league), but she does a good job

brook: wraps presents in a way that… works, significantly better than luffy but average over all

was wrapping presents (i am bad at it) and thought of this

[trashgoblincreature]

so. i got into mouthwashing recently [spoilers]

so what if. i came up with an au of curly getting extremely vivid nightmares of the ship crashing and everything happening with jimmy being in control of things, and kept thinking to himself like. ok. no, that is NOT gonna happen. all will be fine

and then jimmy crashes the fucking ship. curly realizes his dreams might made been a bit more real than he first thought so instead of trying to stop the crash, he instead tries to focus on getting jimmy away from the cockpit. spoiler - jimmy takes heavy damage anyway bc it turns out sitting so closed to a METAL door that leads to a BURNING room is the far more severe equivalent of touching the inside of a pan while a stove is on

curly, realizing his dreams might have been more of an actual warning, becomes OBSESSED with keeping an eye on jimmy and anya, and suddenly gets 10x more worried about the damaged vent in the utility room. he has the strangest feeling he knows how everything might go down, so he does his best to keep an eye on everyone, and while he does a much better job than jimmy, the lack of proper self-care. really does start to show, as time goes on

might work more on this later. idk. its been on my mind

[noctilucous-sunni]

game developer!creator in sagau that can play around with glitches and bugs, make things spawn or disappear instantly, which everyone perceives as magic or godly powers so therefore you must be the all creator if you can play around with the world as you wish, similar to the matrix in a way :))

(junior?) developer!creator in sagau thinking it must be a dream because how else can you play around with teyvat’s physics as if you’re coding in unity?

developer!creator in sagau saying their thoughts of fixing glitches or adding code out loud and its as if a big code editor pops up in the sky that only you can see which directly allows you to change the world as you see fit (you can even change it to a smaller one)

developer!creator in sagau having too much fun by creating a pen of boars and having them spawn continuously for xiangling and doing the same thing with fish and happily allow klee to go fish blasting forever without even changing the landscape because they can put it back together seamlessly

developer!creator in sagau having too much fun with bombs and spending time with albedo and sucrose in their lab

developer!creator in sagau teasing childe/ayato/cyno during a sparr by making their weapons disappear by muttering lines of code which instead looks like a incantation for a magic spell

developer!creator in sagau drinking with kaeya and venti in angel’s share, only buying one drink but constantly refilling it with their coding prowess causing diluc to frown and later kick kaeya and venti out, but not you, oh not his precious all-creator (that was mildly getting on his nerves)

developer!creator in sagau bonding with layla and kaveh over how stressful university is, complaining and encouraging each other

developer!creator in sagau struggling to figure out how to make themselves fly just so they can try to catch wanderer every time he flys off in a huff or with a teasing mark

developer!creator in sagau being head over heels for dain and trying to spawn a farm of khaenri'ahn flowers, the inteyvat, hoping that he doesn’t hate you because you’re somewhat a god yourself

developer!creator in sagau playing tcg with cyno and tighnari and kaveh and alhaitham and yet completely cheating with their powers just to mess with cyno because they think it’s hilarious and eventually apologize, creating a special deck personalized for him

developer!creator in sagau chatting with alhaitham about the language of code because he’s a little language nerd and learning about how you can literally change the world anytime you want

ALSO i added this real quick, but developer!creator working with albedo to make glasses/contacts because they can’t handle seeing the world in code constantly, they want to experience the world too, plus it gives them headaches

[loppy-darii]

They're visiting their grandparents and other relatives!

(Sorry calamus.)

[skrunklydoo]

the finders have a sphinx cat called something like squimbleshanks (cole named him) and geo either has an irrational fear of him or loves squimbleshanks to bits

[i-may-be-an-emu]

sfth improvised plays tags if they were works on ao3 (hopefully that makes sense)

#1 omgitaj

#angst with a happy ending #innuendos #nazis #but they’re gay nazis so it’s fun #non-con but it’s only flirting and she slaps him #why is he holding a pumpkin you ask? What am I the author? #yes yes I am and I don’t know #set during war #period typical homophobia #but it’s also really homoerotic #stab wounds #i wanted them to kiss do I need any more reasoning for it #theres a weird beast because we need more weird beasts #author is not french #or german for that matter #inaccurate depictions of european geography #no beta we die like [character name] #dont worry he can die he’s a nazi #i’ve said too much

[cleaverqueer]

Pick something I keep on hand at all times and pass this along. If you travel heavily too, add a poll with things you carry with you

[mrsfrecklesmarauders]

Sirius found Peter sitting by a tree near the lake.

Sirius hated apologizing. Even if he knew he was at fault.

Vulnerable Sirius dared to crawl his way to the surface when he let guilt overfill him and Sirius couldn't let him appear.

Although James was right. Sirius had been awful and mean with the lad. Sometimes they bothered Peter so much that Sirius didn't know when he was crossing the line. Sirius hated how awful he was. James was so much better than him.

"There you are, Wormy" Sirius said, trying to sound cheerful. "What'chu'reading?"

Peter took a deep breath and tossed aside the comic book that he was obviously reading.

"What do you want?"

"I'm gonna sit down"

Peter didn't say anything as Sirius took a seat beside him. Peter was the worst when he was angry. James never lasted long because Sirius immediately asked for forgiveness, and James was a kind forgiving soul. And with Remus, Sirius could say dumb things and make a pout or funny faces until Remus giggled. With Peter, Sirius didn't have no clue of what to do.

"I came to apologize, Pete..."

"Because Prongs sent you?" Peter interrupted "Save your fake breath, Sirius"

God, this was difficult.

"Yes, Prongs sent me" he snapped "But I came here because I wanted as well. I am not James's lapdog"

"Doesn't seem like it" Peter murmured.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

Sirius didn't know how to talk with this boy. He took a deep breath.

"I'm sorry, okay?" Sirius said "But what I said about your girlfriend is true. She is a bitch. And she hates me. She hates us, she said so"

"I don't believe you!"

"Why would I be making that up?" Sirius groaned "What would I gain by doing that?"

"Attention! Like always, Sirius" Peter tutted "You're just jealous that I have a girlfriend and you don't"

"That's bullshit!"

Sirius always knew that Susan had something weird about her. It was the intense hateful way she stared at the boys whenever Peter brought her. She acted all goodie goodie, though. Until she showed her true colors with Sirius.

"I am sick and tired of how you put my Petey down". She had snapped at Sirius one time "You think you are the center of attention, don't you? You think everyone wants to hear you speak and speak like a lunatic. You disgust me!"

Susan hadn't sounded so intimidating with her braces and colorful bows. But then when she acted so innocent, making Sirius sound like a crazy person, he saw her true evil side.

"What do you have against me? What did I ever do to you?" Sirius dared to ask.

"I just hate boys like you. Who put others down because they feel superior. You think you have some stupid special right because you are a pretty rich boy? I'm going to make sure Peter stops being your friend, he deserves better"

It had been weeks of Sirius trying to convince his friends that he wasn't crazy and that Susan was not the angel everyone thought. She had said horrible things about the boys when nobody was around. But of course, Sirius was always the bad guy. Reckless, rebel, heartbreaking Sirius vs the sweet innocent of Peter's girlfriend.

"Everything is about me, yeah?" Sirius scoffed angrily "Of course I am so selfish"

Sirius cared about Peter at the end of the day. And he deserved better than bloody Susan. Sirius had the need to punch her face everytime he saw her.

"What's your problem with Susan?" Peter spat.

"She's not the person you think she is"

"I think I know my girlfriend pretty well, thank you very much..."

"Pete, I swear that she secretly hates us, your friends... She has something against me, especially... "

"Why don't you go shag one of your many many girls and leave me alone!?" Peter was yelling. Sirius had never seen him this angry. "You know, Sirius. You might be accustomed to have all the girls drooling for you in line. You get bored with one and you go after another. You have a pretty face and a rich ass. But that's not the reality for everyone. Not for me..."

Sirius wanted to say it wasn't nice to have everyone wanting a fake version of him. They just liked an empty pretty face but nobody would actually love the real him.

"Want to know what is that I like most about Susan?" Peter continued "I know she might not be the most beautiful girl in the planet but she cares for me, she loves me. And when she met you and Prongs, she didn't even bat an eye..."

"Because she hates us" Sirius mumbled to himself.

"You know how many girls had come to me only to ask about you or Prongs, do you know how that made me feel? Susan is that first girl who is interested in me... Only me!"

There were surely girls at Hogwarts that fancied Peter, right? Better girls than Susan. Although Sirius had to admit he hadn't considered how Peter was feeling.

"Pete, I can help you find another girl, a better girl..."

"Would you stop?" Peter snapped "Susan is the one I want! I love her! Do you know what love feels like?"

Sirius was taken aback. Love? Weren't they too young to be in love?

"Of course you don't" Peter shook his head "You only love yourself"

"That's not true" Sirius wanted to cry for how furious he was.

Everyone thought life was easy for him because he had money, because he had a pretty face and girls fancied him. Peter had no idea how much Sirius tried to be cool and not to crumble down. He was too scared of actually falling in love with someone, opening up to someone. His mother was right, nobody would stand him. The real him. They eventually would leave him.

Maybe Susan was seeing the truth. Maybe she was right to hate him. Maybe even Peter deserved a better friend that him.

"I'm sorry, Pete"

Sirius was really sorry. Not for what he said about Susan. The bird was bunkers. But because of the horrible friend he had been with Peter. They were close mostly because of James. They didn't have much in common except how they hated themselves.

Sirius did care for Peter. He might not been his favorite person and best friend like James. But Sirius liked the little man.

"You are an important friend for me" he added "Let's not let a girl get between us"

Sirius was going to unmask Susan. He deserved better.

"You don't fancy her, do you?"

Sirius almost laughed.

"Bloody hell no!"

Peter pursed his lips "Fine" then he smiled, deciding to believe Sirius. "I forgive you"

Sirius needed to be patient. Be a good friend.

Sirius faked a smile.

In that moment, the wicked witch arrived. And this time, it was not his mother, but Susan herself.

"There you are Peteby, I've been looking everywhere for you" she said as he gave Peter a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

Sirius rolled his eyes without discretion.

"Oh hey, Sirius" that bitch was even smiling innocently.

"Hey" Sirius snapped angrily but then he noticed Peter frowning and he added "Hey, hey.... Susan"

At least he was trying.

Susan turned to Peter.

"Want to go and have a walk, baby?" she asked "It's a nice day, isn't it?"

What hurt Sirius the most was how much Peter beamed. Apparently the girl made Peter happy. Sirius didn't want to break his heart.

"Yeah, sure let's go"

They rised to their feet. Sirius was sick when they held hands.

"See you later, Sirius" Susan smiled fakely again but she pushed him as she passed by and Sirius heard her as she whispered "I told you to stay away from my boyfriend, arsehole"

"Fuck you" Sirius whispered back.

"What?" Peter asked.

"See you!" Sirius said louder, faking a smile "I said see you"

Sirius really wanted to be a good friend, he thought as Susan was giving him an evil look behind Peter's back. Would it be a good decision to make Peter realize the witch he was dating? Or he should just ignore it and let him be happy?

Sirius wished he wasn't alone in this. Sirius wished his friends would believe him. But of course they didn't. He was a mess.

[gayngar14]

your body, my temple

[pochiperpe90]

Butchlander | Omegaverse AU

Agent William Butcher infiltrates Vought undercover after hearing reports of human experimentation.

There he meets John, a young Omega about to be introduced to the world as Homelander, America's greatest superhero.

Immediately the two bond, and the Alpha can do nothing but help John escape, going against the orders of his superiors and having to hide from Vought agents while trying to protect a deeply traumatized Omega, about to have his first heat.

[apomaro-mellow]

an immortal couple who not only takes their roleplaying outside of the bedroom but also it can span years, sometimes a whole decade. They were soft and sweet in the 70s but in the 80s it's all about affairs and intrigue and backstabbing and then in the 90s they're wholesome again