#just 196 things

[drmadmat]

I've been like a week here and I'm already addicted to the fucking reblogs and little heart like things. Back in Reddit I had no problem getting even a little Karma every once in a while but here...

Im fucking crawling to my phone every time I get a notification just for the lil dopamine boost.

So what I mean is that you're actively harming me every time you don't reblog my stuff.

What do you mean I have to be funny ? Nah nah I'm taking myself hostage here. I'll be expecting my 5 morbillion reblogs

[nightmare-chaser]

Ive seen multiple posts from reddit refuges that go like "im queer and its so welcoming here!" Or "im nonbinary and dont get quized on my gender here!" Or "im autistic and i can be weird here and yall like it!" And its so fuckin cute its like yes hi hello welcome this is the gay ass autistic website we love special interests we love weird genders we love just saying random shit and the just happy surprised tone of those posts is so wholesome to me like yes! hi! you are in fact the target audience! welcome home

[machinegunbukkake]

I just know Franz Kafka would have done fucking numbers on Tumblr

[mellodyevangeline]

Bill Progress Update

After my last post, which got over 150 notes (thank you to everyone who shared!), I have raised $75 of the $360 I need to pay my bills. My bills are due on August 7th, meaning I have 1 week from today to raise $285 more to meet my goal.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

In order to sweeten the pot, I'm willing to put my skills from my BA in English Lit to good use for YOU!

That's right, for the low low price of $10 I will write whatever you want/need! Be it poems, essays, letters, blog posts, short stories, etc, I'll write it with a professional touch!

Even with that insanely low price it will only take 29 beautiful amazing angels buying professionally written pieces to get me to my goal, but I only have 1 week until my deadline, so get them while they're hot!

Don't let my parents be right about my "useless" degree! Don't let me miss these bills! I like not going to jail! Buy some writing from Mellody Evangeline TODAY!

(If you still wanna donate that's cool too, but if you donate over $10 just lemme know what you want written and I'll get it to you ASAP)

Here's where you send the money y'all:

Cashapp: $Mellodux

Venmo: @Mellodux

Paypal: DM me for that info!

Again thank you to everyone who has already shared and donated. I only have 1 week left to reach my goal, so I'm a little scared but I know that my beloved community here on Tumblr never fails me, so I'm not too scared. I love you all.

[jiangshinigami]

I have been resonating with this image way too much recently

I forgot where I found it but it is very much my current mental state

[auroras-void]

Reasons I am a catgirl:

- My hair is very soft and I need you to pet it but also if you try to without me giving you permission I will hiss at you.

- I will bite you ❤️ (affectionate)

- Will complain that my food bowl (refrigerator) is empty when it very much is not.

- Neurodivergent

- I will purr if you give me scritches.

- Will curl up in your lap and trap you

- I do not trust you, but once I do I love you and I will not leave your side

- I will meow at you if you show me affection.

- Good night vision

- Always sleepy

- I am beautiful adorable and pretty and I know it

- I will get stunlocked if you throw cheese at me

- You are honored to be graced with my presence

- Climb all the things want be talll, want to lord over my empire

- I'm not in love with you it's just a coincidence I'm always so close to you and always want to be near you what are you talking about

- I will bite you ❤️ (horny)

- socks

- Get yelled at for eating cardboard

- I know what I am doing is not allowed and I am not guilty about it

- headpats good yes giv

- Will fidget with things I should not fidget with, (I have zapped myself licking power cables before)

- Will get the zoomies at 3 am sometimes

- I will bite you ❤️ (annoyed)

- Will mlem if I am feeling particularly neurodivergent sometimes

- What do you mean I had food 3 minutes ago I'm hungy

- knock things over (accident)

- What do you mean I haven't eaten since yesterday I don't need any food

- knock things over (on purpose)

- you can't tell me what to do

- this water has bad vibes I will not drink this

- transfem who knows how to code

- doctor needs to steal my balls (bottom surgery)

- my hair is long and flowing and perfect

- you are soft and I am allowed to and I like you so I am going to fidget with your skin and also bite you ❤️

- responds considerably better to positive reinforcement

- milk is so yummy give me all of it

- I know I shouldn't be awake but night time is freedom

- drink directly from the faucet no one can stop you

- I will bite you ❤️ (felt like it)

- probably more idk

[thegryffe]

just got to floor 9 in Guilty Gear Strive. My goal is to reach floor 10 without ever learning what a roman cancel is

[mega-gaymer-party]

[awesomecake39]

All of the new 196 refugees are talking about the dopamine from notes but I've seen nobody talk about THE GRAPH

It's probably just my own weird love for maths and statistics but this thing is intoxicating.

Honestly it might just be the reason I stay here, even if the rapture ends.

The graph must go higher.

[mothenbythighs]

[drmadmat]

Alcohol is doing that thing it does to everyone were I'm tempted into dressing like a woman

[lesbianshepard]

girl help redditors have discovered the concept of reclaiming a slur but think that it means that they can just call random people faggots without any nuance

[heyitslucky]

i think i wanna get a swimsuit id be so pretty in one ughh

this is the first time ive felt like this. ive never wanted to bathe or to go to the beach since i came out but now i wanna go so baddd

[mellodyevangeline]

Hey everyone!

Just another quick bill update

We are currently at $166/$360

I am so thankful for how far you've all gotten us!

While our goal is still $360, if we can at least hit $203 we can pay the most important bill.

That's only $37!!

I'm still offering any writing help I can give, if we can just get that $37 I would be so so grateful.

Thank you all so much!

Cashapp: $Mellodux

Venmo: @Mellodux

Paypal: DM Me!

[sistercara]

Swapping spit with your bestie to help dissolve her sublingual estradiol

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Ough Sonourge/Shadeclipse parallels you mean so much to me