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now that my jury duty is over and i can legally talk about my jury duty, a short list of things that i have learned about jury duty:
when the judge wants to sidebar with the lawyers they turn on a static noise machine for the jury. this is very like the experience of being trapped inside a television
sometimes they load the entire court -- judge, lawyers, court reporters, jury, etc. -- onto a bus and take you all on a little field trip to see a crime scene. this is very like the experience of being in elementary school
when you are on a jury field trip you May Not share a seat, you May Not speak, and you May Not look at anything you have not been officially told you can look at. this is very like the experience of being trapped inside a point-and-click adventure except that instead of being limited in your investigation by the constraints of the game mechanics, you are instead limited in your investigation by the court officers herding you around like ducks with their long wooden Official Court Staffs
no matter how much an FBI agent may encourage the court to call him kevin, the court will not call him kevin
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this post was about transmisogynist hate mobs online. you are all so fucking stupid i'm sorry. i don't even have anything else to say honestly just play proverbs of hell
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That's not Halsin's blood-- fighting in wildshape can get messy
Clover is very catlike and hides physical injuries because it means vulnerability
But after some time I think he was also afraid of being seen as a liability and getting left behind.
#halsin#clover#baldurs gate 3#bg3#tav#cloverhoney#myart#if i may address the jury.. i love them in sickly amounts
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Tears of the Kingdom: Wiggle to Detach (colorized)
#procreate#my art#fan art#zelda#totk#tears of the kingdom#link#rauru#is this joke dead yet? who cares#i got summoned for jury duty again so i colored this to cope#comic
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Wakaba Shinohara, Nanami Kiryuu, Juri Arisugawa - Utena, la fillette révolutionnaire
There it is, a triptych of my favorite duels from each season, and coincidentally my favorite characters.
#utena#revolutionary girl utena#rgu#juri#nanami#wakaba#shoujo kakumei utena#juri arisugawa#wakaba shinohara#nanami kiryuu#digital art#digital painting#fanart#anime#90s anime#retro anime#vintage anime#screenshot redraw#utenala fillette révolutionnaire
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"yeah, i'd say being an alternate, i feel... marginalised"
james marsden as "james marsden"; ishmel sahid as lonnie colman | JURY DUTY (2023)
#when they panned to ishmel ;____;#also james marden really is amazing at being the Worst#also this show remains hilarious on a rewatch and ronald remains a gem#jury duty#james marsden#ishmel sahid#tvedit
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Aunties' Summer Vacation🌞🏖️
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In light of increasing anti-trans and anti-abortion laws in the United States, I am once again humbly requesting you inform yourself about jury nullification, your ability as a juror to vote against convicting people being prosecuted under unjust laws. Nullification was instrumental in legalizing abortion in Canada - it informed jurors can use it to help protect healthcare workers and protesters in the US, too.
#I am not a lawyer so please do not ask me questions - I will simply google them as you might#but I do care about this so so much#genuinely: read about it. post about it on social media. tell your friends who have jury duty about it#especially those in 'red' states#it can be so powerful#tam.txt#jury nullification#I still want to get embroidered 'research jury nullification' sweatshirts made.....
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*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*
Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.
*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*
Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#Ludovica#vertopus#Vaschete lore#I may still tweak the markings this isn't 100% guaranteed final design#might make her colors a bit more reddish perhaps#but you know this is the general vibe#she was originally inspired by brittany spaniels and one of my old unused characters#to be fair the whole thing was built around the idea that she should have strong eyebrows and green theme color#again jury is still out on the renaissance hairstyle/head piece I'll try to come up with something#still trying to get a good grasp of the girlfriend too#she's most likely her lady-in-waiting or other court companion#essentially a woman of high social class whose job is to accompany a noblewoman and assist her on her daily activities#a best friend more or less#conch snail hours#she will kick anyone's ass. she will kick your ass. she will kick your dog's ass. she will kick her own ass.
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we the penis. fuck can i start again your honour
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let's play maiden dissection!
#my art#revolutionary girl utena#rgu#anthy himemiya#ough this. this one took something out of me.#when i first started drawing it a few days ago i had to stop because it was making me feel a bit nauseous and giving me heartburn!#ourghghgh#caption is a lyric from otome dissection#2024#oh wait i should tag the others.. hm#utena tenjou#nanami kiryuu#miki kaoru#touga kiryuu#juri arisugawa#kyouichi saionji#akio ohtori
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The problem with both of my parents, one of my siblings, and many of my friends being lawyers is that we do a lot of shop talk, often while chatting on the phone. And so it feels very natural to end a phone call with, "I think I'll file a motion on it. Okay. Before close of businesses today. Have a great day. Love you, bye."
Which is not the correct way to end a phone call with opposing counsel
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utena sketches!!!!
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Juri Arisugawa - Utena, la fillette révolutionnaire
#juri arisugawa#utena#revolutionary girl utena#rgu#shoujo kakumei utena#juri#utena la fillette révolutionnaire#digital art#fanart#digital painting#screenshot redraw#orange aesthetic#orange roses
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Chun-Li, Felicia, Morrigan & Juri by Philtomato
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