#jurgen leitner meme

[jellysmudge]

Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day

[go-bonkers-go-foolish]

has this been done

[scifikimmi]

Jonathan Sims, while Jurgen Leitner was getting his head bashed in by a pipe:

[biwonderland98]

Hey so we found your boyfriend living in the tunnels. Yeah. Yeah he had so many fucked up if true books with him. Yeah. Yeah so there was this pipe and um-

[thermodynamic-comedian]

hello, tma fandom.

[late-to-the-magnus-archives]

In honor of Brutal Pipe Murder Day

Fare thee well, Jurgen Leitner. May flights of wicked Eye clerics smash thee to thy rest

[themagnusaghchives]

She Jurgened on my Leitner till she [sounds of brutal pipe murder]

[opeothalmologist]

pov: you're jurgen leitner

[laughable-umbrella]

LET THE INTERNS LIVE.

[distortionswife]

POV: you're me, live reacting to TMA80 last night

Alternate POV: you're Jon

[mikasnazz]

His death will be immortalised in pin form and worn as a *literal* badge of honour.

[hellsite-proteins]

the jurgen leitner rant from TMA, mayhaps?

sure thing! this is a ridiculously long one (it would be about 162 KDa) but i was able to get it to load. i also find it very funny that the word 'book' had to become just 'k' and that 'jurgen' was reduced to 'rgen'

letter sequence in this copypasta matching protein-coding amino acids:

RGENLEITNERSTPIDIDITMTHERFCKINGRGENLEITENERGDDAMNFLKCLLECTINGDSTEATINGRATLDASTARDSHITHEADIDITAVATARFTHEWHREIGGESTCLWNINTHECIRCSLAGHEDTFTWNCWYMTHERFCKINGRGEINLEITNERSTPPINNINGMEWHENITALKATRGEINLEITENERIHATEHIMSMCHWHYDESHEHAVESMANYFCKEDPKSWHYDIDHEDECIDETFCKARNDANDFINDTSTSETTHEMLSEISHEDEADISHEAASTARDMANHASSCHAVISCERALAFFECTNMENTEVENINTHERMNEVERSEENTHISMANSFACEANDIKNWHEHASTHEWRLDSSHITTIESTEARDGETAWAYFRMMEifiwantedtgetintheavenandgdsaidrgeinleitnerswaitinginsideiwldpissngdsfeetfrthesleprpsefgettingsentackdwnifihavetdealwithrgeinleitnerspeakingnewrdinpersnnviceinpdcastntnlywilliclsethetaiwilldeletemykmarktfspiteandhavetrewatchtheentireseriesagainfrtheeperiencefeingletskipallthetimeswhenheismentinedraliveidntevenknwwhyihatehimsmchhecllectskstiamstmadecaseiamangyheetterhavesmefckedpackstryteplainthisifhesstsmerichshitheadwhsafanfcreepypastaandwantedtheirlversinillghamETTERhavehadakmakehimkillamancifhedidntImgingtmakehimpaypalcmIFckingHatergeinLeitnerepisdesntevenathimvagelymentinedwhatissppsedtmayeehisliraryandIlstitwherethefckisrgeinleitnerifhesstillaliveimgingtsdeeplywishhewasntcrstyldmanillpnchleitnerandhissadfrailldmantwigneswillsimplyflakeapartndermyepichgemeatfistandhewilldisintegratentilallthatsleftisnefinalkhekeptnhimatalltimessimplytitledNwYFckedpinancientyiddishimntreathingimhyperventilatingatthispintihpetheresadategivenfrwhenrgendiedrwilldiesicanmakeitaremindernmyphneeverydaynceayeariwillseeitanddanythingtpayrespectstthemanwhhadsmanyfckedpiftreks

protein guy analysis:

i can't decide whether this protein represents the Corruption (obviously destroyed, an affront to life and health, and likely able to corrupt everything near it) or the Spiral (looking at and thinking about this makes me feel slightly insane). the ratio of total protein length to amino acids folded into a recognizable secondary structure is distressingly low and there are some holes in the middle that will surely bind something weird. i guess the real horror is the proteins we made along the way!

predicted protein structure:

[pixelated-mechanisms-chaos]

* inhale *

King cole.

Stupid idiot mother fucking king cole.

God damn FOOL.

Live collecting, dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore.

Biggest clown in the circus

Laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking king cole.

I hate him.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

(prev part)

tim in s3

timsasha

melanie and elias

jonah in s5 when jon shows up

jonathan sims

elias at jurgen leitner

jon and michael

chaotic version

[tired-goose]

every once in a while it's necessary

[the-magpie-archives]

Me, on trial for two murders that I may or may not have committed: Your honour, I'm LITERALLY in my Jonathan Sims era.