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Josie was the first to jumpinto Angler's Bay's first swimmable pond.
I haven't played and tested this lot yet. I hope everything works as it should 🤞🤞
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The message you got about conservative men being closeted gay/bisexual came right on time because I've been thinking about it lately lol.
I always suspect these trad men when they talk too much about a woman's role and constantly criticize women, on top of the homophobia like atp i know it'll be a matter of time when something related to his sexuality will come out... Remember that scrote who gave that speech saying women were wasting their time with their careers and should become housewives and have children instead? And how some gay men started exposing him saying he had a "gay past"? I believe many of these men are lowkey jealous of women and have a hatred of them bc we are "allowed" to be with men and they can't... Like the way many of these men are obssesed with feminity and think any woman not shaving or wearing pants or prioritizing work is masculine.. If there's a group of men obssesed with hyper feminity is gay men, that's why they like those hyper femenine pop stars like Lana del Rey, I just feel these conservative men wish they could be one of the lolita stay at home gf coquette girlies lol.
That's also why I think it's funny when these conservative guys make fun of leftist men for wearing nail polish or being feminist or being pro-lgbt and imply they're gay. These men are not the ones having scandals for being closeted gay lol it's always the right wingers. At least leftist men don't have issues accepting their sexuality - you'll in fact find guys trying to hide their heterosexuality to be trans inclusive like the guys who say their pansexual bc they like "cis women, trans men and afab nonbinaries." lol And many times conservative men have been found to be closeted it's rarely through something more "innocent" like holding a man's hand, it's always something like participating in a gay orgy, or being with a prostituted man (or boy 🤢) or watching trans porn (even though they denounce porn and say it makes men less manly... One has to laugh).
Controversial take, but there's nothing less revolutionary or subversive in male gayness. Homosexuality is the peak of male narcissism and this tracks back to the dawn of time. Greeks & romans were huge male homosexuality apologetic societies. And *pikachu face* they were also patriarchal and pedophiles. Funny how those are often linked.
History is just repeating itself. Conservatives are actually consistent in trying to get back in their old way of those old times. Those maga/redpiller account with greek statue are such glaring giveaways.... lol
I think conservatism is pretty coherent with a form of patriarchal misogynist homosexuality.
I'm not surprised by those stories of closeted gays caught in 'extreme' situations, I guess that's what unchecked & unhealed sexual frustration will do to you
Yeah I remember that moid and talked about him here lol I think tiktokers dug out some statements he previously made where he said back in highschool he had a crush on one of his teammates or coach?? His Instagram is pretty zeisty too👀 There's something definitely fishy with him..his speech screamed like some major copium. Something tells me that since he struggled with his sexuality, he now wants to impose the same sexual control onto women. He's definitely not one of those people who "recovered" from homosexuality
And you know what? I think everyone would benefit having more sexual continence, but dude messed up by compelling women (and only women) to do the opposite and jumpinto marriage and childbearing. He wants to control women into motherhood which is absolutely irresponsible.
I also think the obsession of Conservatives with Epstein super weird. Sure his "suicide" was suspect but it's very suspicious to see them act like he and his list were the only pedo network in the world. Same with Balenciaga. I hate how sensational headlines made people lose focus and forgot that this isssue is more culturally pervasive How many of the ppl who clutched their pearls are the tragic Balenciaga campaigns watch #teen porn? or entertain anime lolicon/cute japanese girl fetish? shame grown women for looking old and not forever looking like prepubescent girls? Balenciaga wouldn't have done that campaign is they didn't feel like society was ready to accept it. It thankfully didn't, but it's time for everyone to acknowledge this decision didn't happen out of a vacuum. Society is being groomed into sexual & moral degeneracy, and many of the people who went off at Balenciaga are actually part of the problem.
I'll never forget how conservatives almost unanimously defended Andrew Tate because sex trafficking & rape is apparently okay as long as the victims are not children somehow🤡
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remembers i have to learn how to draw a guitar to draw this thing Im going to jumpinto the oceabn
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〈EDBFL+〉 #17 TARO DENDA @taro.denda "F値" [Photography, Collage] 20190214-26 ー Jump into ...🔵 ー (作品) - YI(A4/ Skateboad flame/ ¥8,000- w/tax) ←Sold out🙏 [📷 Canon 5D mark3 + Canon EF24-105mm F4L IS USM] ーーー #edbfl+ #17 #tarodenda #photography #collage #jumpinto #specialtycoffee #coffee #flowertea #singleo #coffeecounty #kinto #mamigashi #hototogisu #flowercoffeebb #everydaybeautiful #shonan #chigasaki #yuzostreet ーーー ー ー ▫️SINGLE ORIGIN LIST [Single O] - KENYA ROI ESTATE D / B - STARMAYA D / B 🆕✨ - COSTA RICA EL CONQUISTADOR D / B - COSTA RICA LA MINITA D / B - PERU JOSE HERRERA D / B [Coffee County] - ETHIOPIA TSEHAY TSEFERA D / B - HONDURAS CRUZ GRANDE D / B ←残りわずか D: ドリンク提供, B: 豆販売 ーー ▫️SHOP INFO. FLOWER COFFEE / BREW BAR 神奈川県茅ヶ崎市東海岸北1-7-23 雄三通り 0467-37-6618 10:00-19:00(エスプレッソドリンクL.O. 18:45, 水曜定休) ※タンブラ���などテイクアウト容器持参の方には割引サービスがあります (FLOWER COFFEE / BREW BAR) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuSO7WXhvw_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=e8dkwfibedeu
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Mark and Ethan won’t actually have to take the effort to come around and kill us all at the end of the year; it’ll just be “and the final Unus Annus challenge is...”
#Unus Annus#it took me about 0.0000004 seconds to start figuring out how I can participate#tragically the only answer is bathtub b/c no clean jumpintoable portals of water exist in this area at this time of year#my post
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Hey! 💕
I don't know if you've ever written Valskier and if you're comfortable writing them, but if so, I'd like to request 14 for them (sweetest prompt EVER btw). If not; I'd like to request 30 for Yenskier (I don't care who says it, it's got so much potential both ways)
Also I love you and your stories are amazing 🥰
I have written them before :D usually I write them with a very bittersweet, probably not that healthy love-hate relationship, but this prompt is just way too cute for that so...
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14. „Stop smiling, I'm trying to kiss you.“
Dandelion had imagined what his little brother's boyfriend might look like many times before. Valdo Marx resembled none of those images. Absolutely none.
When Jaskier talked about the drummer it always seemed like they were so much alike. Two young men studying at the same university, staying in the same dorm, both in the theater and debate club, both in the same band, the same parties, the same friends, the same giggly, sunny personality. Obviously Dandelion had expected Valdo to look like Jaskier as well, or at least be dressed somewhat like him.
He didn't.
It was an unspoken rule of the steadily growing Rivia-Kwiat household, that summers were spend together at Vesemir's farm. After Jaskier had finished all of his exams early, he had practically begged Vesemir to allow Valdo to join them for the season. Truth be told, their father-in-law had wanted to meet Jaskier's infamous boyfriend for a while and after some fake bickering had given in and allowed Dandelion's brother to send an invitation.
Now, Dandelion was nothing if not curious about the young man Jaskier never shut up about, so when the time had come he had promptly suggested that his husband drove all three of them go and pick Valdo up.
When they arrived at the small train station of their hometown, Valdo was already there. Leaning against one of the stone pillars that supported the roof of the building, scrolling through his phone while having a smoke. Had it not been for Jaskier's excited squeal and him rushing towards the other man, Dandelion would have never recognized the man as Valdo. Black jeans, a black dress shirt and a red leather jacket, one of his bags casually swung over his shoulders; Valdo Marx looked like a Vogue model on a business trip.
Dandelion watched with wide eyes how his baby brother ran towards the drummer at full speed. His jaw dropped open in disbelief, when Valdo looked up, dropped his phone and opened his arms, already waiting for Jaskier to jumpinto them.
“There's no way they haven't coordinated that,” Geralt whispered next to him. Dandelion nodded in agreement, trying his hardest to ignore the pang of jealousy in his chest. “Why haven't we tried that before?” He whispered back, not able to take his eyes off the scene in front of them. Valdo was twirling Jaskier through the air now, his face split into a giant smile.
The two men kissed mid-twirl, knocking their teeth together and immediately breaking into a fit of laughter afterwards.
A quick glance let Dandelion know that Geralt was also staring. “We can do that too,” Dandelion protested quietly. His husband let out one of his 'I am thinking' hums, as they both watched Valdo setting Jaskier down and pulling him into a movie-worthy kiss.
“Might have to train the jump first, though.”
Dandelion pouted.
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😂😂 I have no idea what this is but it wanted to be written
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i’d’. would. jumpinto that’s water. an. d. save gorg from drowndeing
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Werewolf Painty is HORRIBLE at taking care of themselves. Literally the only times they actually shower and clean up is after full moons when they shift outside cause GOD the amount of dirt, grime, and animal blood,,,, they DEFINITELY need to cover it up lol!!!!
oh absolutely, no concept of it.first time they were told to takea shower orsomething their first instinct was probably to go and jumpinto a river......
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keep replaying adora saying "😏 Did you just jumpinto fire for me?" and catra saying "WHAT!? 😳😡 NO!! SHUT UP!" as she shoves adora's face and adora laughs in my head. Like u can tell it was written by lesbians . Genuine wholesome lesbians-healing-from-trauma-and-feeling-like-they-can-be-themselves-100% content
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It's not even the masochism though, he just places zero value on his own safety, especially when MC is involved
The poor boy would LITERALLY run through fire for them
I love Julian and I understand masochism but HE NEEDS TO STOP
#the arcana#julian#i have this theory that if you ask him to jumpinto a volcano he'd just be like yeah sure#then pull a one-liner with a heaping dose of sass and hop right in
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Why am I sharing this sloppy before photo of the ramp I had to move and rebuild? (BTW Excuse the mess, but if you had been there you’d understand.)
The cat. No, not Racer (who is NOT as skinny as the pic suggests) there in the middle of the shot, but the cat on the right.
My Buddy.
This was the last photo I took of My Buddy. I didn’t realize it would be the last photo. I wish I had taken more of him.
He never had a proper name. Years ago, tired of complaints about my choices of cat names I decided “Fine, you don’t like my naming them, then someone else can!” No one else did. So most of our cats don’t have proper names but descriptions. Occasionally a real name gets attached, like Racer there, but it’s kinda accidental.
Names aren’t important if you know each other. I rarely use the names of people I know, most of the time names go right out of my head anyway. I’ve lived at this town all my life, so you’d think with less than 500 people I’d know all the names. Instead I’m “the mail carrier” “the one with the loud dogs” “the one that always put up all the Christmas lights” “the guy that used to always drive me nuts saying I looked like the little girl on Lawrence Welk”...
Besides cats usually don’t know the name you call them means them. They probably just think it means their human pal wants their attention.
This cat was My Buddy, because, well, he was my buddy.
There was no question he liked me best, and I never admit that about pets. He was always “talking” to me, reaching for me as I walk by, following me, waiting for a moment where he could jumpinto my arms or onto my lap.
Every time I’d drive into the driveway he’d leap through the door as soon as I opened it for a snuggle. Mom found it amusing how long I’d linger with him even when I was supposedly in a hurry. But you know how it is. If someone loves you, you can’t just walk away when the need affection.
He was the oldest cat in our feline family, retired from the battles of his “alpha male with a heart of gold” youth. He had a long, good life. That doesn’t stop me missing him.
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i guess ill just jumpinto the shower now since nobody's talking to me anymore
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