#julekalender 2017

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I'm so excited to watch Christmas calendars this year

Do you have any favorites or recommendations? 😊💖

Oh God, so many– *Goes off.*

I've always been a huge sucker for Christmas stuff, and every year, I watch 2-4 Christmas calendars – ones I haven't watched before, mostly. I've watched a few Swedish and Norwegian ones, but mostly Danish ones, so those are the ones I'll focus on (my Swedish mutual recommended some Swedish ones here).

First of all, I have to recommend Pyrus. It's a four season Christmas calendar about the nisser living in the Danish National Archives. Pyrus is a young nisse who's learning to be an archive nisse, and the humans working at the archive are also always up to something. It's not only fun, but also very educational – it was the show that taught me about Santa Claus' origins, for example. Seasons 1-3 are best (2 is the bestest of the best). Season 1 is called Alletiders Jul, season 2 is Alletiders Nisse, season 3 is Alletiders Julemand, and season 4 is Alletiders Eventyr. There's a movie too, but it's not worth watching. There's a lot of songs, and they're really good. Some of the special effects look dated, but it was very new when they were made. You need a subscription to TV2 to watch whichever one they choose to stream this year (it's season 1 this year), or a dvd set, though, so it's a little difficult to watch it.

Second one I'll recommend isn't really one I love that much, but it's iconic. Everyone quotes it in Denmark. The Julekalender (yes, that's the name) is about three nisser looking for the key to the spilledåse to save Gammel Nok. It's satirical and more for adults, and all roles are played by De Nattergale, a Danish band. The nisse characters speak a mix of English and Danish, and the humans mostly speak in a West Jutland dialect. It's another TV2 production, but it has been available every year for streaming around Christmas since 2017, because it's such a classic.

This next one is controversial, but I really liked it. Den Anden Verden from 2016 isn't the most Christmas, but the sets and costuming is amazing. It's about a pair of sisters, where one discovers that she can go to a fairy tale world when she is on the edge of death. Huge tw for suicide attempts/suicidal ideations. I love it for the bond between the sisters and the fairy tales they tell, but I know a lot of people thought it was too adult and didn't have enough Christmas in it. It's the first DR production, so as long as you're on a VPN for Denmark, you can stream it on dr.dk.

Okay, final two, even though I'm sure you're already overwhelmed.

Julestjerner, which marks the end of the musical Christmas calendars, is about a family moving out of the big city, where they end up putting up a Christmas show. There's also nisser, but they're not from where you think. The characters in it are a bit exaggerated, but it's very nice. And it has the best cello solo ever. This one is also on DR.

I'm a sucker for a period piece, and that's why I must recommend last year's Julehjertets Hemmelighed. It takes place in the 1800s, and is about Karen who is turning 13, which means she will no longer be able to see her best friend, the nisse Rumle. They perform a ritual, but then everything at the farm she works at starts going wrong. It's a good mix of Christmas and some darker elements for older viewers. Another DR production.

Honorable mentions: Jesus og Josefine, Jul i Valhal, Nissebanden (3 seasons), Tinka (3 seasons), Bamses julerejse, Yallahrup Færgeby, Torvet, and Jul i Gammelby (this one I'm going to watch for the first time this year). Honorable Swedish mention: Storm på lugna gatan (Danish title: Storm på Stillevænget). Honorable Norwegian mention: Snøfall (Danish title: Snefald).

There's also the ones for 2023, but I will stop now.

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JULEKALENDER, LUKE 20

No. 4 - Hva nå -

Noen dager i livet, så er man mer død enn levende. Kroppen er på felgen, men hodet er likevel fullt av forfriskende nattmat. Nattmat fra lange netter, som du aldri vil at skal ta slutt. I dag er en sånn dag, så hva nå? 

Historien fortsetter nå Tenk på alt det vi kan se på Natten er ung, og det er vi og Vi er to på samme sky Med i samme eventyr Så la det vare til morgengry Ikke dra hjem nå, ikke gå Mens alle andre sover, lever vi Tiden er på vårt parti Og alt vi gjør er hemmelig

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Evak Fics - Christmas 2017

Christmas fics posted for 2017

*** Non-English Fics *** Under 20k fics (Smutty, Angsty, Fluffy)  *** Over 20k fics

***** NON-ENGLISH FICS ***** 

Deilig er jorden by pagnilagni (Norsk, 3k words) - Et lite bakteppe: Tida etter at Maria og Fredrik ble født høsten 2029 ble ikke som Even og Isak hadde tenkt. Ungene sov ikke, fedrene sov ikke, Even ble deprimert, Isak måtte ta seg av hele familien. Nå er det snart jul... 

det kommer att regna på fredag, den tjugoandra december by vesperthine (Svenska, 4k words) - Isak har försökt säga att det inte är något att prata om ( – att mamma är dålig och pappa är feg, att han bara vill glömma allt vad förväntad familjelycka betyder och snylta på deras – ) men varje gång har Even bara tystnat och tittat ned; sett så sorgsen ut att konversationen helt har stannat av. Vilket han vet är en dödsstöt ( – en kommunikativ härdsmälta – ) som leder till allt det som han velat undvika; skrik och bråk som påminner för mycket om allting som han vill glömma.

En fantastisk julaften by pagnilagni (Norsk, 4k words) - God jul fra Maria og Fredrik og resten av familien Evak anno 2035 

I midvintertid by champagneleftie (Svenska, 8k words) - En saga om en Even, en Isak, och en magisk snöglob. 

En helt vanlig enkel dag by Always_and_ever (Svenska, 18k words) - Detta skulle bli den första dag, på länge, då han skulle känna sig ok. En dag spenderad med goda vänner på julmarknad. Han hade planerat och längtat. En helt vanlig enkel dag. Ja det var vad han föreställt sig i alla fall. Eller en historia om flera enkla dagar som inte blir så enkla som Isak hade hoppats på. ELLER en historia om att finna sin väg tillbaka. 

den mørkeste tida by pagnilagni (Norsk, 45k words) - Vi er i 2025. Isak har jobbet på Svalbard det siste halvåret. Han holder på med doktorgraden sin i astrofysikk og jobber som forsker i Ny Ålesund. Even jobber med en filminnspilling og har reist mye de siste månedene. Nå skal de feire jul sammen på Svalbard. 

Isak og Even -en julekalender by evakyaki, Frieda Echte (Plommesill), pagnilagni (Norsk, 55k words) - En Evak-fanfic-julekalender, fra oss til dere! God advent! Dette er en spesialskrevet desemberfic der vi følger Isak og Even dag for dag fram til julaften, desember 2017. Hver dag fram til jul poster vi et nytt kapittel her. 

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***** UNDER 20K FICS *****

SMUTTY

O Helga Natt by u_d (3k words) - It's Christmas Day. Isak and Even are far from holy.

santa, baby by empty_venom (SERIES, 14 fics) - Most of these are smutty fics but not all. 

Mistletoe and Type O Negative by riyku (6k words) - Isak Valtersen: vampire hunter. Kinda has a nice ring to it. 

Where the Lovelight Gleams by Sabeley (8k words) - The one where Even and Isak are stuck at different Christmas parties, but they're determined to have sex anyway. 

Uncover Me by Maugurt (13k words) - Now, Isak’s had his fair share of moments that could possibly be considered kind of gay, but those moments could always be regarded as curiosity or something else not homosexual. But straight up making out with some guy at a party couldn’t. There was just no way he could no homo out of that one. It was very homo. 

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NOT ALL FLUFF / ANGSTY

Love Actually by evak1isak (684 words) - Isak is engaged to his high school boyfriend, Chris, until things change when Even, his high school friend, shows up one day at Christmas, with an important message to tell through some posters while "Silent Night" plays in the background.

Blue Nights by Evak2121 (1k words) - "Still, he missed him more than he thought he could on a Christmas Eve." 

I'm not an asshole? by rumpelsnorcack (2k words) - Not Chrismassy. Jonas takes a few moments for himself to consider his reactions to his best friend being gay. It occurs to him that he maybe hasn't been the most supportive friend in the past. 

I'll be there, baby by Wolle19 (3k words) - All Isak want is for his husband to be home for the holidays. Even works making documentaries, so being home for the important dates is not a easy task. Isak just want a miracle. 

Oltre i confini del blu by Stria (Asia117) (3k words) - Five times Isak's Christmas is completely ruined and one time it goes completely right. 

it's going to rain on friday, the twenty-second of december by vesperthine (4k words) - Isak has tried to tell him that there’s nothing to discuss ( – that mom isn’t well, that dad is a coward, that he just wants to forget everything about family and expected happiness and just leech off of theirs – ) but every time Even has gone quiet and looked down; looked so sad that the conversation has just died. 

Soul Mates by orphan_account (5k words) - A misunderstanding before Christmas leads to a bit of angst and a whole lot of hurt/comfort. Then lots and lots of Christmas fluff!!! 

The Disaster Christmas by tusktooth (6k words) - It's now Isak's turn to meet Even's extended family over the week of Christmas.

my heart held a ledger by cynical_optimist, strangetowns (8.6k words) - A hitmen AU, wherein Isak and Even hate their jobs but love each other. 

i wrote you a song, hope that you sing along, and it goes: by traumatic (10k words) - Like a lot of seven year old boys, Even dreams of catching Santa Claus. He dreams of meeting him and shaking his hand, of asking him to show him how he does it, of thanking him for all he's done. When he actually does, Santa is exactly like he'd imagined. Both fortunately and unfortunately, by the time of Even's 23rd birthday, Santa no longer looks like that. He's no longer old or jolly; he doesn't have a large round belly or half-moon spectacles. This Santa is young, lean, and as beautiful as the world itself. 

tell me it's a good start by teatrolley (12k words) - A sequel. Even's POV of It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, before during and beyond. And a New Year's Eve. 

It's a Wonderful Life by kapplebougher (13k words) - t's a Wonderful Life AU, where Even believes the world would be better off without his existence. With the help of an angel though, he comes to realize that just maybe - that may not be entirely true. 

Life is better with you by charlyflowers (16k words) - A oneshot of Isak and Even during several Christmas times together. Childhood friends. 

I Just Want You For My Own by Twinklylightseverywhere (19k words) - Even loves the holidays, really. He loves spending time with his friends and family, drinking hot chocolate by the fire, exchanging gifts, the like. He loves leaving his apartment to see snow falling from the sky, children’s eyes lit up in excitement, and the general busy bustle of downtown Oslo in December. You know what he doesn’t love about Christmas time? Working in a fucking Post Office. 

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FLUFFY 

the way your eyes sparkle by wyoheartsmusic (501 words) - Isak and Even celebrate Christmas apart and neither of them is very happy about it 

Under the Mistletoe by evak1isak (952 words) - Isak has a crush on Eva's best friend, Even, but he's too stubborn to recognize it. With Christmas coming, Eva has a plan to set the two boys up. 

dance with me by agarina (1k words) - There's always some room for anxiety. And cheesy Christmas music. And dancing. And kisses. 

all i want for christmas is you by stringsinmelody (1k words) - Isak and Even enjoy their first Christmas together with their baby. 

Slowly Starts Sinking In by bri_ness (1.4k words) - Christmas ish. After a Christmas party, Isak and Eva consider their feelings for their friends. 

all the greenery is comin' down by colazitron (1.5k words) - Evilde fic. Vilde decides to try and make a move on Eva, and the mistletoe at the Kosegruppa Christmas Party would be the perfect pretext. If only she could actually get Eva underneath it! 

Christmas Surprises by glbertblythes (1.5k words) - Isak and Even celebrate Christmas together by going to Even's house for dinner. 

You And Me Here by TotallyTinkerbell (1.7k words) - A little Christmas-themed Evak fluff 

I'm FALLing for you by Schedazzle (2k words) - Not actually a Christmas fic but it’s too cute not to include. … the little bell above the door went off and his favorite customer came in. Even couldn’t hide the smile spreading on his face as he spotted the by now familiar golden curls. 

from such great heights by lizziemcguire (2k words) - Isak finds himself scared on a Ferris Wheel, and it's all Magnus' fault. Even is there to comfort him. 

White Elephant by HazyCosmicJive (2k words) - Vilde turns the office Secret Santa into a White Elephant Secret Santa. 

everyone hates christmas music by theyellowcurtains (2k words) - The boys plan a trip to a cabin for Christmas and a group Secret Santa. 

Hope by bri_ness (2.4k words) - Isak and Even celebrate hope. 

The Beginning of Believing by MacksDramaticShenanigans (2.5k words) - “Santa’s not even real,” Aleksander shouted, his voice so loud that it echoed down the hallway.“Yes he is! He brings us presents!” Elin whined, her bottom lip pushed out into an over exaggerated pout— something she had clearly picked up from Even. Aleksander scoffed and shook his head, blonde curls bouncing. “No! Daddy and Pappa bring us presents!” Elin’s eyes grew as wide as saucers, and a thin film of moisture clouded her pretty green irises. “No, Santa!” She argued. 

i can't pretend (guess that's love) by wyoheartsmusic (2.5k words) - Even is tired of watching his friends kiss. So is Isak. The plan? Add more kissing to the mix to get them to stop kissing.Foolproof. Right? 

Not so much of a Christmas miracle by Sassy3 (2.5k words) - Isak is trying to earn some money selling Christmas trees. He isn´t doing that well but suddenly the customers only ask for him, who is helping him out? 

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas by colazitron (2.5k words) - Even knows Isak's a bit nervous about visiting his mother for Christmas, so he tries to lighten the mood with a joke. 

but cause he really knows me by ourlovelybones (3k words) - Even just wants to plan a perfect surprise for Isak, one where it doesn't go quite as planned and one where he thinks he might have gotten it just right. 

But the prettiest sight to see by imminentinertia (3k words) - Even deeply regrets doing Eva a favour for Christmas, but it turns out there’s a reward for his kindness. 

You Forgot Cranberries Too? by ultimatelawrence (3k words) - "Isak was a romantic deep down in his heart. A fact he never let anyone know. But a fact that was there and seemed to be exacerbated by the festive season."4 Christmas Eve's in which Isak sees Even. 4 Christmas Eve's to get it right. 

Bundle Up Tight! Flurries Tonight by MacksDramaticShenanigans (3.4k words) - Isak obliged and snatched up the first coat of his that his eyes landed on. It was more of a windbreaker than it was a real jacket, and Even quickly pointed that out. “If you wear that you're going to freeze, Is.” “It’s not that cold out, Even. Anyways we’re just walking to the tram stop, we’re not going to be outside very long.” 

Ready to Jingle Your Bells by MacksDramaticShenanigans (3.5k words) - It was truly a testament to how drunk Isak was when rather than vehemently denying the request or furiously shaking his head and pushing everyone away, he set his glass down and determinately rose to his feet. And there was also the fact that Isak— sober or drunk— was never one to turn away from any sort of challenge, and Mikael’s wording certainly posed this as one. (Of course, there was also the fact that Even did sing him a song, and what kind of a boyfriend would he be if he didn’t serenade Even right back?) 

The best Christmas you've ever had by hannakin (3.7k words) - “I don’t hate Christmas,” Isak sighed. “I just don’t like it.” Isak doesn't really like Christmas but Even does and he wants Isak to do too. “I’m going to make this Christmas the best Christmas you have ever had.” he whispered. 

fucking finally by theyellowcurtains (4k words) - It was nearing Christmas and Isak had to do something. He really wanted Even to be in his life forever now. 

Tis’ The Season To Be Grumpy by MacksDramaticShenanigans (4k words) - “Jeez,” Even started, giving Isak a pointed look. “Are you supposed to be using that kind of language around children?” He asked, though he didn’t sound mad— more amused than anything, really. Isak scrunched up his face at that. “What would Santa have to say about this?” 

It's Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with You by princeofnothingcharming (4k words) - It had been snowing all day in Oslo and as Christmas was drawing near they had been playing Christmas music in KB, putting Even in such a cosy and festive mood and he’d decided he didn’t want to lose this festive feeling and wanted to something fun and festive with Isak and knew exactly what he wanted to do. 

A Grump for Christmas by Schedazzle (4k words) - Apparently he wasn't as great at hiding his emotions, because as he hastily wiped the table someone behind him said, “Why do you always frown when that one comes on?” Isak looked over his shoulder to where that deep voice had come from. Even. There was a fluttering in his stomach every time his coworker unexpectedly starting talking to him.He rolled his eyes. “It means the CD starts back up again.” Even who had been smiling at him grinned at that and chuckled. “You’re a Grinch.” Fake dating au. 

Books by Aceteroid (4k words) - Even picks up a pre-ordered book for his mother and falls for the employee at the store. 

Just Kids When We Fell In Love by wyoheartsmusic (5k words) - Isak and Even go to university 3000 km away from each other. Luckily, it's Christmas break and they had the brilliant idea to go on a cabin trip together. 

Maybe what matters is being together by evakuality (5k words) - It's Isak's first ever anniversary and he can't imagine anything worse than being forced to spend it with his co-workers. Of course, when your anniversary happens to be around Christmas time, sometimes dates collide. 

He Moves Me by warlocked_mundane (5k words) - A huge smile lights up Isak’s face and there is no trace of sleep to be found anymore. He bites his lower lip to contain the giggle that wants to escape. Even talking about their future like there is no way but for them to spend the rest of their lives together and build a family of their own, makes him giddy with so much joy. He’s never felt so happy in his life before. 

All The Way Home I'll Be Warm by Alene (6k words) - Eva finds her way back to Jonas, but more importantly she finds her way back to herself. Isak just happens to find Even in the process. Also, it's almost Christmas, and they're snowed in. 

(WIP) The Fools Who Dream by Janey_E (6k words) - A collection of moments from Isak and Even's family life, important and not-so-important. Kids, friends, mornings, evenings, weddings, birthdays, bad days, good days. 

18 Secret Santa Horror Stories That'll Turn Anyone Into A Grinch by GayaIsANerd (6k words) - Some secret Santa, some unfortunate google results, a whole lot of complaining and a heart full of gratitude. 

(Baby) It's Cold Outside by himmelsky (6k words) - December is approaching, but Isak isn’t feeling the Christmas spirit. Barista guy, aka Even, wants it differently. 

Cuddle Monsters by sikily (8k words) - One spoke of true love and the other a critic, But Christmas would be the day to believe in magic, A wink of his eye and a tilt of his head, And Isak became a believer instead. 

Make the Yuletide Gay by Sabeley (8.4k words) - Isak has been pining after Even for months. Jonas and Eva decide that a romantic getaway at the cabin is exactly what the two boys need to confess their feelings to each other.  

helpful magic by everythingislove (straykid), puddingandpie (9k words) - Five times Even uses his magic because of Isak, and the one time he actually tells him about it. Or: the one where Even is a Santa’s Helper with special Christmas magic abilities, and Isak is a normal human who he's quickly falling for. 

7 Places I Fell in Love With You by princeofnothingcharming, Victory4 (11k words) - Isak has a unique gift for Even this Christmas. In the form of letters 

SKAM ADVENT CALENDAR by salengedusmiler (SilverySparks) (14k words) - Watch your favourite Skam characters open their advent calendars together with their friends. 24 days of more or less Christmassy friendship and couple fluff!

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Just give me a reason, just a little bit’s enough by Amfelia (21k words) - Not sure if this is Christmas centric. Even discovers life is not always shiny and bright, sometimes it is just really hard. Angsty. 

In A Week by allyasavedtheday (23k words) - Not a Christmas fic. But this sequel is a fav. “Fine. I’ll stay at Eskild’s on Friday night. And you can add your 1000kr to our wedding present,” he sniffs. “Or,” Jonas says and Isak doesn’t trust the glint in his eye. “We could make this a little more interesting. ”Isak narrows his eyes at him. “What are your terms?” “You and Even spend the five nights up to Saturday apart. If you do, we’ll pay for your honeymoon.” 

Late December With My Heart In My Chest by LavenderWater (24k words) - In order to stop his mother's fussing since he left for college, Even tells her he's dating his roomate, Isak. They pretend to be a couple over the holiday weekend to convince his family.

The Secret Santa App by Crazyheart (25k words) - Secret Santa AU, Isak’s and Even’s altering POV. In this world, Isak and Even met at Nissen, but they were never brave enough to do anything. Isak (25) is a stressed-out salesman for playground equipment. Even (27) is a freshly educated, burned out and lonely children’s psychologist. They meet again when Sana, Eva and Vilde arrange a Secret Santa party. Without knowing it, Isak and Even end up as Secret Santas for each other and they chat with each other on the Secret Santa App. 

My Very Personal Ski Trainer by Crazyheart (28k words) - This is before Christmas 2016. Even never transferred to Nissen, so he’s doing his last year at Bakka. He has just broken up with Sonja and is recovering from a manic and depressive episode. Sana has invited Even and her other friends to a Holiday cabin trip, and Even needs to get in shape so that he can beat his buddies in Sana’s planned ski race. He tries out a personal ski trainer app and meets the hot ski trainer Isak Valtersen. Even struggles to focus only on the training. On the cabin trip, when Even arrives early, a surprise guest turns up and a snowstorm threatens to snow them both in. Who knows what happens next? 

Under the mistletoe by mazarin01 (30k words) - Isak (23) and Even (24) have been best friends since junior high. The holiday is upon them. Isak hates Christmas, having lots of bad memories attached to the holiday. Even on the other hand loves Christmas, but because of an appendix removal and a closed off mountain pass, he never gets home for Christmas. Being the best friend Isak is, he invites Even to celebrate Christmas with him. Circumstances have them kiss under a mistletoe and neither of them expected the kiss to feel that good... 

(I’ll give it to) Someone Special by nofeartina (31k words) - The one where Isak is oblivious to Even’s true feelings about him, but fortunately it only takes the Christmas holidays to change that. Childhood friends. Fake dating. 

A Thrill of Hope by mlbee (35k words) - “Yes,” Even breathed before pulling Isak in for another kiss. He pulled away and murmured, “This is so weird. I’m kissing a total stranger.” “Really?” Isak asked. “I do it all the time.” The Holiday AU 

Five Dollars by folerdetdufoler (36k words) - You know that one book that changes your life? It just landed in Isak Valtersen's inbox. 

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas by teatrolley (49k words) - So, here’s the thing: Isak moves out of his parent’s house when he’s sixteen and it’s fine, really, most of the time it’s fine. It’s just Decembers. Goddamn Decembers. They’re not exactly his favourite time of the year.This time, though: this time he think there’s someone who has it worse than he does.On the first of December that year, Even moves in. 

Around the Corner (My Very Personal Christmas Shopper) by Crazyheart (51k words) - Isak (22) works in a record shop for Jonas. Isak’s best colleague and friend is Eva, who works in the shop, too. Isak is still in the closet. He says things as he thinks, though. Doesn't like snowglobes. Even (24) comes and asks for a job. The two get off on the wrong foot, although Isak finds Even irritatingly attractive. To complicate things, Isak has just gotten a personal Christmas gift shopper, who turns out to be a very romantic gift shopper, and who doesn't shy away from a little flirting. Holiday movie AU. 

In this bed of snowflakes we lie by MermaidsandMermen (58k words) - Follow Isak and Even in this University Dorm life AU, full of snowflakes, fluffy pillows, and people who are nothing like they seem on the outside. Because people keep secrets. Pretend to be people they are not. And secrets will wear you down if you don't let them out to air once in a while. 

that’s all i really know by cammm (95k words) - Not exclusively a christmas fic. Even and Isak have been dating for a while now. They met at a young age and sort of grew up together. Even lives and goes to school a few hours away from Nissen, so there’s a lot of commuting for Isak to see his boyfriend. But what happens when Even says he moving? And then he shows up at Nissen a few weeks later, to start school?Only thing... Isak isn’t out, yet. And Even wasn’t ever told that his boyfriend was still in the closet. 

717 Miles by MermaidsandMermen (114k words) - The epilogue is the Christmas heavy chapter. Even Bech Naesheim should not be here. Well it was not his plan to be here. Not at all. Even Bech Naesheim, age 19, is supposed to be on a beach in Bali. He is supposed to be on the first stop on his Asian backpacking trip of a lifetime. THAT was the plan. That is where he is supposed to be. Not here. Alone in a house in fucking London. Being paid to look after some troubled 17-year-old. Isak Valtersen has 3 weeks left of school. He has to survive 3 more weeks. Make it through 21 more days of hell. Then he is going to hide out in his room for the rest of the summer until he can figure out how to get his life back on track. Find a school far far away where he can start over. Not make mistakes. He doesn't need a fucking babysitter. He just doesn't. His life is fucked up enough as it is. 

(WIP) You Are Not Alone by TotallyTinkerbell (130k words) - What happened after Isak told us that 'life is now'. 

Family Ties by sadgrlsclub (215k words) - Set between Season 3 and 4. Even gets invited to his first Valtersen family event, and discovers things about Isak's past and his relationship with his parents. The story of how Even and Isak get to know each other's families and deepen their bond along the way. 

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Årets produkttrender

Det er altså mennene som har handlet mest. Produktet flest menn har kjøpt er onaniproduktet Autoblow 2.

Kvinner handler også onaniprodukter til seg selv – og det mest populære kjøpet for henne er den lille men effektive Rocks Off 120mm klitorisvibratoren.

Kvinnene er generelt bedre til å handle til seg selv når de shopper. 55% av kvinnene kjøper onaniprodukter til seg selv, mens kun 27% av menn gjør det samme. Mennene er de som er best til å overraske sin partner med.

Favoritten hos parene har klart vært Sinfuls julekalender, som kun er solgt i oktober og november. Denne setter primært fokus på intimitet og det sensuelle i parforholdet gjennom hele desember måned.

Sinul Fun Facts for 2017

Det er solgt over 9,808 liter glidemiddel – så mye at det kan fylles 39 boblebad.

Det er solgt 14,931 Tenga onani- og vibratoregg, hvilket tilsvarer hele 654 økologiske høner sin produksjon av egg på én måned.

Videre har Sinful solgt over 6.043 meter dildoer – svarende til 2,5 så høyt som Galdhøpiggen.

OBS: Sinful har benyttet data fra webshoppen med størst mulig diskresjon og har ikke brukt personfølsomme data, men utelukkende data som ikke kan spores tilbake til enkeltpersoner.

Kilde: Pressekontor – PRESSEMELDING –

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Sinful.no er en nordisk erotisk nettbutikk, som med en stilren og elegant profil, presenterer de nyeste og beste erotiske produktene som er tilgjengelige på markedet. Vårt mål er at alle – uansett kjønn, alder eller seksualitet – vil føle seg velkommen på vår nettside.

Vår butikk er for alle som ønsker erotiske produkter og sexleketøy hvor kvaliteten er på topp, nytelsen er størst, og designet er elegant og tiltalende.

Hos Sinful.no setter vi kundeservice i høysetet, og vi har stor kunnskap om erotiske produkter! Denne kompetansen kommer våre kunder til gode hver dag, gjennom vår rådgivning og veiledning, som hjelper kundene med å treffe de riktige kjøpsbeslutningene. Våre medarbeidere er der for å hjelpe, og kan gi deg all informasjon du behøver for å få en trygg og vellykket handel.

Alle bestillinger på sinful.no som legges før klokken 17 blir pakket og sendt samme dag.

Hashtags: # #2017 sexleketøy sinful.no sinfulno året som gikk nordmennenes sexvaner 2017 sexleketøy sinful.no sinfulno året som gikk nordmennenes sexvaner

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Evakteket Best of 2017: Winners

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL WINNERS!

We were so touched by how many of you nominated and voted for your favourites, and so glad to hear that many of you found new fics to read through the nominations! 

Thank you to all the writers for your amazing fics and to all the readers for the love you have shown. Special thanks to the anon who suggested doing this, too--it’s been such a positive experience for us and everybody involved. 

You can find the overview of all the nominees and votes in this spreadsheet. There’s a separate tab for each category.

Under the cut, you’ll find a masterlist of what you decided were the Best of 2017...

BEST ONE SHOT

Sideways and Slantways by @westiris (iriswests)

363 days by @cuteandtwisted

Boys of Summer by @nofeartina  

BEST CHAPTERED FIC

a mental archive of love unwanted by @icelandcurry (chevythunder)

making new clichés by @canonicallyanxious​ (strangetowns)

All Stories Are Echoes by @e-sebastian (sebastianL)

BEST SERIES

In Every Universe by @cuteandtwisted

Rearranged by @nofeartina

before, during and after by @icelandcurry (chevythunder)

BEST FIC UNDER 10 000 WORDS

In Vino Veritas by Sabeley

open the pod bay doors by @westiris (iriswests)

a constant state of closeness by @icelandcurry​ (chevythunder)

BEST FIC OVER 30 000 WORDS

Checking From Behind by @wecanjustbreathe​ (DickAnderton) You Don’t Even Know Me! by @cuteandtwisted​

a mental archive of love unwanted by @icelandcurry (chevythunder)

BEST ANGST

All Stories Are Echoes by @e-sebastian (sebastianL)

That’s Not My Name by @cuteandtwisted

a mental archive of love unwanted by @icelandcurry​ (chevythunder)

BEST FLUFF 

Things Look Different in the Morning by @littlespooneven​ (allyasavedtheday)

Lovesick by Sabeley

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas by @tenderlock (teatrolley)

BEST EXPLICIT-RATED FIC

Blanket Fort Gospel by Sabeley Straight Up by @nofeartina

Boys of Summer by @nofeartina Doctor Patient Confidentiality by skambition Teach Me to Forget by Sabeley

BEST ALTERNATE/PARALLEL UNIVERSE

Checking From Behind by @wecanjustbreathe (DickAnderton) a mental archive of love unwanted by @icelandcurry (chevythunder)

Legitimate Expectations by @champagneleftie​

BEST CANON/CANON DIVERGENT FIC

The Weight Of Us by verlore_poplap

Sesong 5: EVEN by @xionin

Cut and Rewind by @littlespooneven (allyasavedtheday)

BEST FIC IN ENGLISH

making new clichés by @canonicallyanxious (strangetowns)

That’s Not My Name by @cuteandtwisted​

a mental archive of love unwanted by @icelandcurry (chevythunder)

BEST FIC IN A SCANDINAVIAN LANGUAGE

som i ett isolerat system by @vesperthine

Mental kampsport by Peer

glovarm/iskald by liljesmoothie

BEST COWRITTEN FIC

with love, from anonymous by @bechnaesun (cosetties) and @westiris(iriswests)

The Oceans Shall Freeze by DiscoNight and realityiwanted

Isak og Even -en julekalender by evakyaki, @friedaechte and @pagnilagni (Norwegian)

BEST CHARACTER STUDY

That’s Not My Name by @cuteandtwisted

All Stories Are Echoes by @e-sebastian (sebastianL)

24 frames per second by @tenderlock (Teatrolley)

BEST TITLE

a mental archive of love unwanted by @icelandcurry​ (chevythunder)

Blanket Fort Gospel by Sabeley

Right in Front of My Salad by @cuteandtwisted

BEST FIC CONCEPT

right click > save as by @towonderland72 (kittpurrson)

Expect the Unexpected by @brionbroadway (bri_ness)

Sesong 5: EVEN by @xionin

BEST ENDING

We Found the Stars by Sabeley

Vivid in Black and White by @fxckxxp

something in the language of trees by @kausastralis (scarletbluebird)

BEST PORTRAYAL OF OSLO/NORWAY

Lost Boys (Not Ready To Be Found) by @towonderland72 (kittpurrson)

All Stories Are Echoes by @e-sebastian (sebastianL)

(kiss me) on this cold december night by @towonderland72 (kittpurrson)

BEST REVIEWER/COMMENTER

@canonicallyanxious (strangetowns)  

@brionbroadway (bri_ness)

@nofeartina

BEST NOT-EVAK FIC

Plass til fem til? by @artemis2121

sitting on the fences by @lesbovilde (bbyfruit)

Boys of summer by @a-station-on-your-way (r0nj4) Eternity lives here by @nofeartina​

See you in a year for the nominations and voting for Best of 2018 ;) 

[imminentinertia]

Chapters: 2/25 Fandom: SKAM (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen Characters: Even Bech Næsheim, Isak Valtersen Additional Tags: Fluff, Romance, Christmas, Advent Calendar, Established Relationship, Post-Canon, julekalender, Advent, Evak -the julekalender, jul Summary:

En Evak-fanfic-julekalender, fra oss til dere! God advent!

Dette er en spesialskrevet desemberfic der vi følger Isak og Even dag for dag fram til julaften, desember 2017.

Hver dag fram til jul poster vi et nytt kapittel her.

Jeg kan ikke ta denne i @evakteket siden vi bare reccer fullførte fics, men kan ikke se julekalender-evak av @friedaechte​, @pagnilagni og evakyaki uten å signal booste så forhåpentlig enda flere får den med seg! Prologen og den første luken er så rørende og bra, og ikke bare fluff. Hent gløggen og klementinene, dette blir julekos.

[grandteatret]

JULEKALENDER. Dag 18. Brunhilde Pomsel var Goebbels’ sekretær i Propagandaministeriet under 2. verdenskrig. I ’Et tysk liv’ fortalte fortæller hun, hvordan hun kom ind i magtens centrum - og hvordan hun lukkede øjnene for den ondskab, hun selv blev en del af. ’Et tysk liv’ ligger på vores nye streaming-platform, Grand Hjemmebio. Og bogen har vi et par ekstra eksemplarer af. Hvis du vil deltage i lodtrækningen om et af disse, skal du svare på et enkelt spørgsmål: Brunhilde Pomsel døde i 2017. Hvor gammel blev hun egentlig? Svar til info@grandteatret.dk – skriv ’Pomsel’ i emnefeltet. (her: Grand Teatret) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6NISCzBOCQ/?igshid=riywotpupiiz

[aeseloere]

Tinkas juleeventyr, af Flemming Klem

Magisk juleeventyr

Imens årets julekalender på TV2 Tinka og Kongespillet, løber hen over skærmen, kan du også læse om første gang, vi mødte Tinka. Det gjorde vi i 2017 i julekalenderen Tinka´s juleeventyr. Nu er historien bag udkommet i en kalenderbog med 24 kapitler.

Tinka er ikke som de andre nisser. Hun forstår ikke hvorfor og i sin søgen efter svar, drager hun ud på en farlig mission. I menneskeverdenen møder hun Lasse, der er lidt af en ballademager. Sammen forsøger de at opklare gåden om nissernes tabte magi og finde ud af hvorfor, mennesker og nisser har levet adskilt i 100 år. Kronprins Fileas vil gøre alt for at overtage magten fra sin far og samtidig fjerne Tinka fra nissernes rige. Hun må for alt i verden ikke afsløre hans hemmelighed 

Tinkas juleeventyr er også som bog et vaskeægte juleeventyr. Nisser, julestemning, familie, venner, mysterier og hemmeligheder er blandet godt sammen til en stor godtepose med 24 lækre stykker. Et til hver dag af december. Det er det rene guf. 

Tak for gratis anmeldereksemplar fra Politikens Folag. 

Tinkas juleeventyr, skrevet af Flemming Klem. Politikens Forlag 2019. 344 sider

[bymblog]

Lookfantastic advent calender 2017 - Beauty in wonderland. Jeg har købt denne julekalender fra lookfantastic og jeg glæder mig rigtig meget, til at ��bne den til december. Den kommer i en rigtig pæn og eventyrlig indpakning, med skuffer hvor de små pakker ligger i. I julekalenderen er der 9 full size produkter og 16 deluxe sample sizes. Der er for over 2400 kr i alt i julekalenderen.

[henrikeck]

#julekalender #detlillebryggeri #vintagejulebryg #2017

[firstlastlovemusic]

JULEKALENDER, LUKE 15

Aldous Harding - Party -

Du skal lete lenge, og om ikke forgjeves, for å finne en vokalist med like mye spenn i stemmen som Aldous Harding. Albumet Party beveger seg fra tradisjonell folk til en gothisk minimalisme, som jeg ikke har hørt siden The Cranes. I låta Party, så føles det faktisk ut som at Alison Shaw har drømt seg helt inn i sjela til Aldous Harding. Albumet er usedvanlig harmonisk og på grensen til overjordisk. Både stemmen og tekstene til Aldous Harding sitter godt planta i ryggmargen. Og det føles litt mindre ensomt, når det pludres om den uerstattelige følelsen av kraften ved det å være alene. Den uendelige kampen mot seg selv for å være en del av verden. Dette albumet er obligatorisk i hylla. Spinn! 

Freedom, balance So many friends wish that for me Stolen, only a little dime of a thing That I can’t put down My body’s grateful I never knew how to write

[vargas1212]

Adventskalenderen i NRK – en gammel kjenning

Ikke et øye var tørt, da Selma endelig fant julenissen, sin egen bestefar i fjorårets julekalender i den fantastiske serien, “Snøfall���. En aventskalender-serie som ble meget godt mottatt, mye fordi Selma var i en litt spesiell situasjon, hun gav nemlig fosterbarn et ansikt. Det var dyktige Siri Skjeggedal (11, nå 12 år) som spilte Selma. For det er dessverre ingen nyhet i år, men dog en meget…

[wiadomosciprasowe]

Omvendt Julekalender kan bidra til bedre skolemiljø

https://www.y6.no/omvendt-julekalender-kan-bidra-til-bedre-skolemiljo/

Omvendt Julekalender kan bidra til bedre skolemiljø

I morgen er det stemningsfullt i tusenvis av klasserom over hele landet. Elever i grunnskolen åpner første luke i Omvendt Julekalender. Foto: Bjørn-Owe Holmberg/SOS-barnebyer Dato: 30-11-2017 14:37 CET Opprinnelig tittel på pressemeldingen: Omvendt Julekalender kan bidra til bedre skolemiljø Kategori: , Bistand Utenrikspolitikk Familiespørsmål Sosiale spørsmål, allment Sosiale vilkår Sosiale spørsmål Kriser, konflikter Barn, ungdom Norges første mobbeombud hyller humanitært engasjement i skolene fordi det kan bidra til bedre skolemiljø. SOS-barnebyers Omvendt Julekalender for barneskoletrinnet er et godt eksempel i adventstiden. Barneskoler i hele Norge deltar.

Norges første mobbeombud hyller humanitært engasjement i skolene fordi det kan bidra til bedre skolemiljø. SOS-barnebyers Omvendt Julekalender for barneskoletrinnet er et godt eksempel i adventstiden. Barneskoler i hele Norge deltar.

Flere skoler i landet erfarer at kalenderen kan være et positivt tilskudd til klassemiljøet.

Mobbeombud hyller humanitært engasjement Landets første mobbeombud, Bodil J. Houg, har ansvar for å ivareta elevers rett til et trygt og godt skolemiljø. Hun har lenge vært opptatt av hvordan engasjement for andre kan bidra positivt:

– Jeg ser hvilken god effekt et humanitært engasjement kan gi klassene, og hvordan innsats for noe som er større enn oss selv, kan bidra til et bedre skolemiljø.

Lærere forteller at det skjer noe sosialt godt i klassene når alle elevene er sammen om en solidarisk sak, og de har et felles mål, sier ansvarlig for skole- og barnehager hos SOS-barnebyer, Rikke Soligard.

– De har fine samtaler, gode diskusjoner og engasjerte elever som resultat av kalenderen. På en rekke skoler har kalenderen blitt tradisjon.

Kalender med læring og inspirasjon Hver skolemorgen i adventstiden får elevene en ny historie fra SOS-barnebyers arbeid rundt i verden. Historiene blir fortalt gjennom kortfilmer som ligger i digitale luker. Her finner man også engasjerende undervisningsmateriell som bygger opp under kunnskapsmål i læreplanen. Det legges opp til refleksjon, samtaler og rebusoppgaver i etterkant av fremvisningen. I tillegg gjør elvene små julejobber hjemme som de får penger for, og gir inntekten går til SOS-barnebyer og barn uten omsorg.

– Hvis elevenes innsats for andre barn både kan gi et bedre klassemiljø her hjemme og bedre omsorg der ute, så er det helt fantastisk. Barn er så flotte, og de vil gjerne bidra til at andre barn får det bra. Å delta i Omvendt Julekalender er en måte å gjøre det på nå i adventstiden, forteller Soligard.

Det er opp til klasse- og skoleledelsen å melde elevene på. Så langt er ca. 600 skoler påmeldt.

Fakta:

– Omvendt Julekalender etablert i 2008.

– I 2016 deltok 67 530 elever over hele landet.

– 3,1 mill. kroner ble samlet inn i 2016.

– Pengene går til barn som er uten omsorg eller står i fare for å miste omsorg.

– Rundt 300 000 deltakelser fra elever over hele landet siden oppstart.

Kilde: Pressekontor SOS-barnebyer – PRESSEMELDING –

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SOS-barnebyer er en internasjonal humanitær organisasjon som jobber for å sikre barn omsorg og beskyttelse i en trygg familie. SOS-barnebyer styrker utsatte familier slik at de kan gi barna god omsorg, og gir barn som ikke kan bo i sin egen familie et trygt hjem i en SOS-familie. Organisasjonen samarbeider med lokalsamfunn, organisasjoner og myndigheter for å sikre barns rettigheter og skape varig endringer for barn og samfunn. SOS-barnebyer jobber i 134 land inkludert Norge.

Hashtags: # #Bistand Utenrikspolitikk Familiespørsmål Sosiale spørsmål, allment Sosiale vilkår Sosiale spørsmål Kriser, konflikter Barn, ungdom Bistand Utenrikspolitikk Familiespørsmål Sosiale spørsmål, allment Sosiale vilkår Sosiale spørsmål Kriser, konflikter Barn, ungdom

[evakteket]

Evakteket Best of 2017: Best Cowritten Fic

And the votes have been counted!

We’re excited to announce that the winners in the category Best Cowritten Fic are:

with love, from anonymous by @bechnaesun (cosetties) and @westiris(iriswests)

The Oceans Shall Freeze by DiscoNight and realityiwanted

Isak og Even -en julekalender by evakyaki, @friedaechte and @pagnilagni (Norwegian)

CONGRATULATIONS!

Thank you to everyone who nominated and voted!

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Heilt fantastisk at Olaf Sand var i Eurovision i år

[sorvarangerfilmklubb]

Filmklubbens julekalender anno 2017

Følg oss på instagram og bli med på årets filmjulekalender.

Den første som svarer rett film samme dag får dagens poeng. Den som har flest poeng på julaften vinner en premie. Vi velger kun filmer vi har vist de siste 40 år. Svar må komme i kommentarfelt på instagram for å være gyldig. Det er ingen utdelte poeng pr. 5. desember så det er ikke for sent å bli med!

Ny oppgave legges ut hver dag på vår instagram-side: www.instagram.com/sorvarangerfilmklubb