#juicy jay's

[bustincyder]

[ahalliance]

one thing that’ll always sadden me about qsmp lore wise is that we never got to see all the qfrench bombshell revelations take place . all their conflicting views coming to a final head . the number of conversations étoiles “fuck the federation”, baghera “i used to hate them but it’s all so much more grey now” and antoine “the federation are my friends” left taper off bc there was that unspoken undercurrent of ‘ermmm let’s just move past this and not get into it’ well what if they HAD gotten into it . what if the others finally found out about qbagz past as a fed experiment, and her fear of them blaming her for the plane crash . qayp/ayrobot’s whole fucking deal, that he’d been watched by the feds for years before getting taken . qantoine literally aiding the federation in their plans and experiments . what if huh

[heeheeswifey]

stalker!jay headcannons!

MDNI!!

stalkers are bad at fucking, atleast that's what you thought.

stalker!jay who made you cry the first time he put a rose on your counter.

stalker!jay who got bolder day by day, sneaking in your bathroom when you shower.

stalker!jay who's under your bed when you hump your pillow,jacking off to the sounds.

stalker!jay who sniffs your dirty panties.

stalker!jay who masturbates to videos of you showering.

stalker!jay who follows you home,for your "safety"

stalker!jay who jacks off Infront of you whilst your sleeping.

stalker!jay who rubbed you through your panties when you were asleep.

stalker!jay who made the electricity in your apartment go down.

stalker!jay who snuck in your house, finding you in the shower.

stalker!jay who's surprised when you tell him to come shower with you..

"who would've thought that you would be so pretty..?" you whisper, feeling his face in the dim light. you kissed his soft lips, slowly kissing his neck and jawline. "fuck..princess,we can't do this.." he grunts, making you furrow your eyebrows. "why can't we do it, hmm?" you ask, feeling his throbbing dick in your hand, stroking it up and down as you didn't hear a response from him. "I wan' you so bad...want you to stuff me full, please.." you say, peppering his chest in kisses. before you could react, you were facing the wall,back arched prettily. "since y'wanna be such a big slut..I'll fuck you like one. g'nna make you shut up." he rasps, the words going straight to your core. "you want my cock baby? Then beg for it." he says. Not another word came out of your mouth came except "please's" and "I want you's!" before he thrusted deep inside of you, pulsing tip hitting your cervix. "your gonna feel me...right aboutt...here." he says, putting your cold hand on the bulge in your tummy.! it was so horridly obscene..the sounds of skin slapping and moaning slowly filled your once cold bathroom as he fucked you into oblivion. "aahn!- fuuckkk! s' so deeeppp!" you moan out. "I watched you play with this pretty pussy so many- hnnhg!~ times..wanted this so bad.." he whimpers, rubbing and pinching your swollen clit inbetween his thumb and pointer finger. "y-yeah.? fuuck m'cumming!" you moan ,arching your back in a desperate attempt to make him go deeper. "are you gonna cum on my cock,slut?" he whispers into your ear, thrusting harshly before pulling your hair back. Right at that moment, you came all over his pretty cock, moans and sobs coming out of your mouth. "are you trying to milk me dry,baby? shit.!" he moans, thrusting once more before shooting his warm cum deep inside your womb. slowly pulling out,he admires the mess he made of your cunt. he turned you around, planting a kiss on your tear stained cheeks before saying "I promise I'll come back for you, baby.."

[thesandsofelsweyr]

I think when they said -eat him out- they meant eat his ass/have him sit on their face, which, relatable. I also wanna play with his butt. That thang looks juicy. But unfortunately I cant see him doing it 😔. RIP to me and other anon but I don't think he'd be okay doing something as vulnerable as that or ANYTHING bottom-adjecent unless it was years down the line and maybe youre tied to the bed while he rides u. MAYBE, just MAYBE you can smack his ass after you're in an established relationship and have been for a while and he's spanked you before, maybe he'll tolerate it or maybe he'll take it as confirmation that you want him to stop u and bend you over his knee and do the same thing to your ass till you're sore.

⚠️ cw: smut

[debbiechanclub]

NJPW Power Struggle (Nov. 11, 2023) → AEW Dynamite (Nov. 29, 2023)

[bonefall]

ougghhh everyone’s talking so fondly about lionpaw and his new friendships made by the ripwater event but all i can think about is his mention of ashfur’s comment. and how lion probably thinks it’s just a little joke but ash might actually mean it :(

There's this little pearl of a theme hidden in the Ripwater Episode, if you look carefully; abuse acts on people in insidious but subtle ways.

It's Mistystar who's defensive of asking for help or admitting a problem, thinking of what she did to Leopardstar and also repeating cultural sentiment that once victimized her herself.

It's Squirrelflight shouting at her daughter for acting like she used to, because she's spent some years being yelled at in a similar way

It's Hollypaw who isn't allowed to enjoy her achievement of saving Otterpaw's life or lean into how much she has in common with Lakepaw, because she's ashamed of how she did something "wrong" by snooping

And lastly, it's Lionpaw, who's starting to believe the vicious comments that Ashfur says about him. I referenced Willowpelt partially for the sweet little irony of him teaching her recipe to her unknown grandson, Ripplepaw, but ALSO because Ashfur is starting to isolate him.

Willowpelt is the Head of Hunting, currently, a position that Lionblaze is going to succeed her in. I don't think Ashfur is playing 4D chess quite yet, but there's a couple of little motivations knocking around in Ashfur's heart for why he's nasty whenever Lionpaw interacts with her;

Ashfur hates Willowpelt, because of the events from Ferncloud's Parting. He isn't aggressive to her directly, but he does spread rumors and slander whenever possible, happy to remind others of her exile.

Lionpaw getting close to Willowpelt will annoy him. Ashfur both hates and resents his apprentice, but also feels POSSESSIVE of him. He feels like Willowpelt will "steal" what's his.

A simple but hard truth; Ashfur wants Lionpaw to hurt. Maybe Ashfur sees it in his head like "telling the hard truth" or "toughening his apprentice up," but when he makes those malicious little comments, makes him recoil with hurt, it feels righteous.

Maybe in the next draft, it should actually be Ashfur, not Blackclaw, who comes to growl at Lionpaw for bonding with Lakepaw over the spears. Maybe have Willowpelt come in to show them how to properly use one and that's actually what set Ash off. Like he just used xenophobia because it was convenient in that moment.

[thotsandbaddies]

[redlettermediathings]

https://www.instagram.com/shoocharu

[bustincyder]

[ghost-orion]

An ancient force

not into older men. scram

[ahalliance]

im crying étoiles found a villager after a while of struggling to get one and then accidentally killed it out of reflex bc a zombie bopped him . incredible work

[youreaclownnow]

YALL KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS 🔥🔥🔥

[itzyourlocalsimp]

Here, have shit-tonnes of incorrect quotes + Green Cousins content:

Morro, negotiating with the Ninja: We have Lloyd. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Lloyd: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

Morro:

Lloyd: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Morro: LLOYD STOP.

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Morro: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Harumi: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Lloyd isn’t.

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Lloyd: You have to apologize to Harumi.

Morro: Fine.

Morro: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Morro: If Harumi and I were drowning, who would you save?

Lloyd: You two can’t swim?

Harumi: It’s a hypothetical question, Lloyd! who would you save?

Lloyd: my time and effort.

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Morro: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Harumi: I'm a knife.

Lloyd, from across the room: She's the little spoon.

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Morro: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.

Harumi: If?

Lloyd: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Morro: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Harumi: We got spring water.

Morro: NO.

Lloyd: with EXTRA minerals.

Harumi: it's like licking a stalagmite.

Morro: DON'T COME HOME.

Lloyd: Mmmmm cave water.

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*Morro and Lloyd getting into trouble*

Morro: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Harumi: Wasn't Lloyd with you?

Lloyd: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Harumi: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.

Morro: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Harumi: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Lloyd: Edible.

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Morro: Hey Harumi,

Harumi: Yes?

Morro: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Harumi:

Harumi: Where’s Lloyd?

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Morro: We need a distraction.

Harumi: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Lloyd, whispering: My time has come.

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Morro: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Harumi: You’re a hazard to society.

Lloyd: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Morro: Harumi, keep an eye on Lloyd today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Harumi: Sure, I’d love to see Lloyd get punched.

Morro: Try again.

Harumi, sighing: I will stop Lloyd from getting punched.

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Wu: While I’m gone, Jay, you’re in charge.

Jay: Yes!!!

Wu, whispering: Lloyd, you’re secretly in charge.

Lloyd: Obviously.

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Nya: What do you think Lloyd and Kai will do for a distraction?

Cole: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Cole: ... or they could do that.

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Jay: Why are you on the floor?

Lloyd: I'm depressed.

Lloyd: Also I was stabbed, can you get Kai, please.

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Lloyd: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Jay: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Kai: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Show host *setting an example for kids on how to treat their mothers*: If you had to choose between your mother and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Lloyd: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Show host: 63 cents.

Lloyd: I'll take the money.

Misako: LLOYD!!!

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Lloyd: WHY. why did you give Morro a KNIFE?!

Harumi: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Lloyd: Now I feel unsafe!

Harumi: I’m sorry.

Harumi: ... would you like a knife?

[movedto-mrs-bluemarine]

Trivia lists on my boyfriend's wikis are the most important things actually. Not sorry. I love knowing that Barnaby dislikes the pickles on his burgers and he's SUPER nearsighted and he's interested in aromatherapy and he prefers making memories with people rather than giving momentos and

[bustincyder]