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[l3viat8an]

tumblr keeps giving me baby carrier ads and I'm like tumblr, I'm gonna hold your hand while I say this (I'm asexual) anyway- asmo is like the sweetest thing ever but he's ever sweeter when he's clingy hes always begging you for attention and always has an arm wrapped around yours always super happy when you cancel boring shit like sorceror's society meetings to hang with him instead (bonus: if poly reader then mc has no unoccupied arms, as mammon takes the left and asmo takes the right) - nat

Not the baby carriers 💀 tho honestly I would consider that an improvement cuz Tumblr keeps showing me ads for ball razors specifically like- why? I don’t have balls to shave lmfao Tumblr ads are just fuckin’ wild

Anyhow- Asmo’s Love language is physical touch and quality time of course he’s going to be clingy and wrapped around you every chance he gets!- hand in hand, an arm around your waist whenever he can do!!-

and Asmo is the clingiest boyfriend ever. Especially when you have plans that don’t involve him- like what do you mean you have to go to a meeting with Solomon? That sounds so boringggg you should stay home with him instead!!! Think of all the fun you can have together~

He won’t even try to hide how happy he is when you do cancel or change your plans and get to stay home with him~ that was the obvious choice sweetie! he has soooo many ideas and things he wants to do with you, he’s pretty much dragging you back to his room before the other notice you’re still home and try to ‘steal you from him’

It’s a little funny honestly- after he started dating you Asmo has a whole new appreciation for staying home and doing ‘nothing’ together with someone you love.

All he wants to do now is stay home cuddle in bed and pamper you maybeee take a nice long bath together or just watch some silly old romcoms on the TV! Suddenly that sounds even better then going out and partying, as long as he can do it with you!

(Poly!reader that has Mammon on the left ‘n Asmo on the right ‘n at least five other (very jealous) demons glaring at them trying to get a turn holding your hand. You’ll have to figure out a way for everyone to take turns or something like ten minutes of handholding each- then you need your hands back to do stuff ksjskjs)

[the-fandom-is-now-my-life]

With the firstborn's ring I made you mine

Lying down at night you start to wonder how to hide your ownership of the ring of light, thankfully Solomon has an idea

Wc: 800

Cw: at one point a witch teases you two about being careful about not having a child so it could be read as AFAB reader but honestly Lucifer gave 'birth' to satan so mpreg wouldn't be the strangest thing

You are lying down on your bed looking at Solomon, ready to sleep " Solomon?" you play with the thick golden band absentmindedly " if the brothers notice the ring of light how do we hide that, huh?"

Solomon takes off his coat as he hums "well, obviously deny it"

" Of course smartass, but that would only work with the brothers and maybe diabolo, I doubt the very owner can't tell his ring apart from other similars"

"If Lucifer was to confront you about it…" he takes off his shirt and starts brushing his hair, showing multiple contract marks along his back and neck " push all the blame to me"

" What do you even mean by that?" You look up from the jewelry magazine in your lap. You were trying to find a ring close enough to say you bought it and made some customizations

" Tell them that I gave it to you as our wedding ring" the brush stops mid stroke just above his ear. You could swear he left a juvenile breathy laugh, like a preteen who just confessed to their crush

" Won't you be in an awkward situation then?"

" I'm always in hot water here" he laughs loudly as he walks to the bed and lies down next to you looking over your shoulder to the magazine you were reading, he remembers these styles being in fashion so long ago, he even remember that by the time he befriended Asmodeus he had gushed about them about 10 times. Chunky thick rings, some engraved with various animals, others plain and bejeweled "either way they need to trust you to make pacts with you, what they think of me doesn't really matter"

You just sigh, leaning backwards against his chest, your head resting against his shoulder, " can't you just cast transformative magic and make it look like a brand new ring?" You lift your left hand to emphasize how eye catching the ring is

He seems deep in thought but ends up laughing softly " I guess I could but I don't wanna!" His bright smile almost lighting up the room

" Ugh! Why are you so mean!"

" I don't do it to be mean~" he hugs you closer to his chest as he rubs his head against your neck like a cat marking its owner " if anything you could say I'm possessive~"

"Oh?" You pat his head, making him lean against the soft contact " and why is that?"

" Even if in this timeline the brothers don't have feelings for you… I guess saying that the ring displaying our 'marriage' being the firstborn's ring is like a big Fuck you toward them" his nimble fingers toy with said ring before kissing your hand " don't you think so~?"

" It truly sounded possessive"

"Because I'm possessive of my apprentice, obviously~" he exclaims as if he was offended you didn't know or doubted that. Without giving you one second to answer he playfully bites your shoulder

" Hick!" Your wings spread to push him off "Why are you biting me?! If anything the big bad demon should try and eat the human! At this time demons should still eat humans so beware great sorcerer, for you will be my dinner!" As you bear your teeth, slowly running your tongue through the far more angular shape

Suddenly it seems that Solomon remembered your fangs.

Quickly jumping away to the foot of the bed he starts sputtering excuses " H-Hey don't get too hung up on the joke! Remember I'm your human teacher, be nice!" You see a little droplet run down his nape but you doubt it is from his shower

Slowly like a predator you get closer and closer until you jump towards him, mouth wide open " Retribution!" And your face lands just in the junction between his neck and shoulder

It's not necessary to say the morning after it would come out to bite you in the ass. The red patch of skin being noticable from meters away

" Oh? Solomon what happened there?" A friendly witch ask when you two go for groceries

" It was a mosquito bite, you know how big they can get in the devildom" quickly you interrupt before he can answer

" But sweetie~" he brings his hand to cover his mouth like a bashful highschool student confessing to their crush " mosquitoes don't have such sharp teeth~" as he angles his head to the side, as if he was showing off the marks your teeth left

The witch can only laugh "Aahh~ young love, i remember being just like that with my Cornelius. Just make sure to use protection, I'm sure the academy would hate to have mini Solomons running around"

Leaving the shop you whisper yell at Solomon " what the fuck! Why did you do that?!"

His eyes darken as he smirks, almost mocking you " THIS is retribution, brat"

[somewillwin]

@acre-of-wheat requested that very famous pic as elora x kit x jade ♥️

Kofi

[danielletylr]

"¿Qué impresión te dieron esos nuevos profesores? // w. @alexxv en las áreas verdes

Guió a su hermana por las áreas verdes, a través del césped, con paso despreocupado en camino a zonas menos transitadas— Bueno, ¡lo primero que pensé es en esa academia americana de la que vienen! —y tal vez habría sido más fácil, o tal vez habría sido peor, pero no tenía intenciones de ponerse a pensar en presentes alternativos—. Mi segundo pensamiento fue "Qué guapos" —compartió, con una sonrisa pícara y burlona. Luego suspiró—. Pero les enviaron a vigilarnos, sin duda, a nosotres y a los profesores. Aunque es raro que sean todes de la academia americana, siendo una comisión europea, ¿eh? ¿Tú qué crees?

[keepscrollinghun]

[bear-0]

Jk 😌

[albino-whumpee]

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[fluffyydumplings]

This pink though.... It’s so nice

[rhyves]

💌 sigues a algún equipo deportivo?

' nah, no soy muy fan. pero en los mundiales siempre estoy manifestando el downfall de europa por si sirve de algo '

[somewillwin]

There is a lot of full metal alchemist content in my for you page for someone who has never seen fma or interacted with any fma content

[luvistqrzzz]

our 17 17

s: what does it take to be 17 and crazy in love? p: sunghoon x f.reader g: f2??, fluff, hurt/comfort, highschool au wc: 0.3K ib: that scene from ep2 of 2521 <3

'c'mon we'll do something fun!' 'i don't want to, y/n.' 'and i don't want to see my friend sad.'

the water tap bursted into life like a fountain. you let out a small giggle as the stray droplets fell on you. you didn't mind it. you had done it a thousand of times. it was almost freeing now.

'don't you think it's fun, sunghoon?' you turned to look at the boy standing behind you, an amused smile on his face. he looked at his best friend laughing at the small wonder, his cheeks turning a shade darker at her sight.

a sudden idea came to his mind, he replied, 'no. but i think this is.' he went forward to where the four other closed taps lined in order. one by one sunghoon twisted them and turned them on. 'no way', you clapped your hands in excitement.

it didn't matter then that you both were wasting water. what mattered was the way it sprung to life, almost like rain, almost like the youth that painted you both in streaming colors. like a melody of emotions.

you shrieked as you felt sunghoon push from behind getting drenched by the mini fountain. 'i'll get you, hoon!' you laughed before angling the water at him. he grinned, the earlier gloominess slowly forgotten.

how could sunghoon not when all he really could think about was you? the way your laugh rang in the air, the way your eyes crinkled attacking him with water or the way you were you. and he wouldn't have traded it for anything.

'hey! who's there?!' a loud voice came from the distance. you both looked at each other in alarm before proceeding to hastily close the taps.

'we've got to run!' sunghoon shouted, taking hold of your wrist and pulling you with him. there was this rush of adrenalin you felt as you looked at his hand in yours and the brightly lit sky above.

it was a kind of radiance you only have at 17. the night felt big enough to fit your dreams, hopeful enough that sunghoon for once wasn't worried about the future.

the kind of night he thought would last forever.

'see it's not the end of the world, hoon. you're so strong but you put yourself through too much. i just want you to be happy.' but you are my happiness thought sunghoon.

an: this is so bad and makes me go 🤢🤢 but i still posted it cuz i got no shame 😍😍 neways hope yall like it my pookies 😾😻

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[raptorladylover6969]

I’m probably gonna be chased around with pitchforks and torches when I say this but like…..hear me out on Raptor Lady….

LEMME EXPLAIN LEMME EXPLAIN. Shes such a mysterious and interesting character. Like what is her deal? And why is she frolicking with atrociraptors anyways???? Speaking of her raptors, I LOVE how she actually cares abt them and doesnt force em to do stuff if they’re injured. Like you can tell she loves her raptors. That is totally my fav trope thingy abt villains; actually caring abt their henchmen/minions beiebwjenjejekejjc.

And strangely enough, I LOVEEEE her design. Her uncanniness had me discombobulated seeing her on screen for the first time. I was debating whether or not she was a robot, or a walking corpse, but NOPE. Shes a human. A creepy one to say the least. (She reminds me of Death from the second Puss in Boots movie, like they have the same uncanny vibe) Her bright blue eyes and her wack ass hair add to the creepiness BUT I LOVE ITTTT IT SUITS HER SO WELLLLL.

shes so bbg I love Raptor Lady dare I say she kinda fine

[l3viat8an]

Nsfw!

Something something, Lucifer likes feeling the ring of light his ring on your hand when you jerk him off-

Just…the way the warm metal feels rubbing up and down his cock, as you move in slow strokes. ‘n the way it digs in just a little when you squeeze your hand around him…really just feeling that you’re wearing his ring adds a sense of possessive pleasure running through his body…

[kayit-z]

Is it Will Solace or (tv show) Percy Jackson? no one knows

[beauvm]

"san valentín" respuesta es instantánea. "todavía no estoy tan viejo ni cascarrabias como para odiar al amor, ¿no te parece?" pequeña carcajada da cierre a incógnita que contraria seguramente no sabrá responder, pues no se conocen de mucho.

“entonces, ¿de qué lado estás? ¿san valentín o anti?”

[tematchi]

Some doodles I whipped up at 2 am

Bonus morning routine characters