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blue-shaded, now @blue-tinted , is back.
ah lovely, thanks for letting me know.
reminder to block anyone who makes that kind of stuff. Its not worth the effort.
#immediate block#N speaks#jacksepticeye#spreading in the jse tag for those unaware#for context: blue-shaded aka now blue-tinted is a former jse fan who has decided to make it their life goal to get 'tea' on jack#aka a bunch of bs not worth your time.#jse community#important#anonymous
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💚|☕|❤️ 🎤|🎮|🎤 ❤️|☕|💚
dividers: @\CAFEKITSUNE / 2
stim/moodboard inspired by @tommyssupercoolblog and his husband @septiccoffeefreak and their art and fics :3
hope you like, sorry if you don't :<
#🌟tea's stimboards#🌟tea's moodboards#septiinnit#t0mmy1nn1t#j4cks3pt1c3y3#JSE introject#tommyinnit introject#stimboard#moodboard#pro fiction#pro rfp#proship#proship safe#red#green#tw hands#racoon#septicinnit
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What does tea blogs mean?
I'm gonna assume you're in the Jacksepticeye fandom since you're asking that so if I say something under the assumption you understand it, reply to this with further questions. I saw tea blogs for Markiplier & a couple of their other friends but generally speaking afaik, it was mainly a JSE thing.
Anyway
"Tea blogs" were hate blogs back in 2019-2021 that would claim they were posting constructive criticism or "hot takes" about Sean, his community, his friends, etc. but really it was nothing but anonymous hate, straight up rumors, and other vile shit about both Sean AND members of jseblr.
The ringleader of it all stalked my blog for a long time because I was so outspoken about hating the blogs. I made a block list of blog urls for people and everything. They retaliated by making a side blog stealing my pfp at the time, which was my friends art, putting clown shit over it, and doing other stupid shit to harass me. And anyone else who spoke against them for that matter. Blogs I once admired turned into these repulsive asshole people spewing the most untrue, disrespectful bullshit I've ever seen.
It got so bad that throughout the time the blogs were a trend, jseblr genuinely fucking died. And in my opinion, never really fully recovered. People left Tumblr for Twitter or elsewhere. Or left the community altogether, be it because they fell for the lies being spread by the blogs, or out of fear of being harassed by them and their supporters. My dash got so quiet I eventually went radio silent on here through a lot of that time span too. There was no use in fighting the blogs so I just went silent so they'd go away. Blocked any new ones I found and moved on.
When the tea blog trend blew over, a few of my really close friends came back, but the community still isn't the same these days. Whether people found other interests to focus on, just didn't come back to the fandom, didn't come back to Tumblr, or something else, jseblr is still a ghost town more or less. At the very least, in my corner (which mind you I follow/am mutuals with a lot of "big popular blogs" in the fandom, this shouldn't be this way) it's quiet.
Between being stalked, harassed and witnessing the genuine, long-lasting damage the blogs inflicted on the community, I will NEVER forgive anyone who ran a tea blog, sent asks to them, or participated in their bullshit in any other way. I hope they're all absolutely miserable, because what they've done to the fandom was and still is devastating.
I fucking miss my friends and favorite blogs that aren't active here anymore.
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Could we get a queue check if it’s no trouble? If it’s a hassle don’t worry about it :)
Sure why not 💫
Regular
Phantom do it for me
Murdock Pride tea
Bill do it for me
Jim’s do it for me
Natemare do it for me
Remus meds reminder
Bing Angel & Demon
Host Angel & Demon
Night Prisoner
Dark in a box
Google Priest
Eric Priest
JSE Zombie
Mark /Freddy Fazbear
Requests
Beetle juice with a plush (for Twitter)
Dark with plush (for Twitter)
Hermit Prisoner
Hermit Star
Abe, Damien, Actor do it for me
Gerard Way
Ethan heart hands
Event
Left over Valentine Event requests for
crazyw3irdo, Ravenmakesthings
May Event
blue-rae-player, Geeklizard25
None of these are particularly in order, just what’s currently on my desk being finished, colored etc. (not including commissions & requests on Patreon)
Hopefully I’ll get most of these done over the weekend 🩷
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Waiting and Watching
Switch AU
A JSE Fanfic
Funny story about this chapter. As I wrote it, stuff was just... happening. Stuff that I was not expecting XD I swear, it felt like the characters were taking over fshjdaklh In this part, Marvin and JJ regroup after their two separate adventures and try to figure out what to do next. Obviously they have to get Anti back, but how? Then the next morning they get a strange phone call that changes their plans slightly. Enjoy reading :)
More of This AU | | First Chapter | Previous Chapter
Marvin and JJ sat at the table together. It was past midnight, but JJ insisted on making tea for the both of them. He said it would calm their nerves, and Marvin agreed. So they sat in silence with a cup of mint tea each.
Jameson was the first to speak. So... these are the cards you lost?
“Yes.” Marvin’s fingers nervously tapped the deck. “I recognized t’em right away.” He spread them out in a line. The back of each card was unique, a different symbol surrounded by lines that crossed and curved in elaborate patterns.
And Henrik just went in there and got them? JJ asked.
“If we’re believin’ him, which I don’ see why we wouldn’.”
Jameson shook his head. This is incredible. When the rest of us went into that house, we barely made it out. And he just did it.
“In his note he said t’at Distorter had left. T’at probably made it easier.” Marvin began idly rearranging the cards on the table. “T... t’ere’s some way to mess with t’ese, I know it. Some way to use t’em for magick... but I can’ remember...”
These symbols are part of a runic alphabet, Jameson said, indicating the back of the cards. Runes are often used in magick, so you’re right. There’s definitely some way to use these cards for rituals. Perhaps the meanings of the runes could help us out? I know I have a couple references for rune alphabets in my books upstairs.
“T’at’s as good a place to start as any,” Marvin said. “What about you? Did t’at Magic Circle help you out like t’ey said?”
Jameson nodded. He explained what happened that night as quickly as possible. Turns out, there was a gigantic facility hidden there the whole time, he finished. Persephone said there was no time limit to the effects of the group spell, so I should be able to find it and walk through whatever was hiding it. He paused. The strangest thing was... it didn’t... feel like magic.
“What didn’?” Marvin prompted.
Whatever we broke through. It wasn’t a ward, or any spell, it felt... different.
“Different how? Can ye put it in words?”
Jameson thought about it. This energy felt... artificial.
Marvin raised an eyebrow. “Fake magic? Is... is t’at a t’ing?”
I’ve never heard of it. And all the other magicians were just as surprised by how it felt.
“Huh.” Marvin pushed all the cards back into a stack, then picked up his teacup and took a sip. “But... you’re sure t’at Anti is in t’ere?”
Positive, JJ said, nodding. I don’t know why, but we can figure that out once we get him out of there. Though... if we’re going to break into a place like that... perhaps you should stay behind...
Marvin bristled. “What do you mean?”
Your leg IS still broken, Jameson reminded him.
“I managed jus’ well enough tonight, didn’ I?”
You did, and that’s great, JJ agreed. But you didn’t see this place. It’s huge. We’ll have to do a lot of walking, and I wouldn’t be surprised if somewhere like that had a whole host of security. I don’t want you to hurt yourself further.
Marvin opened his mouth. Then closed it. His fist curled tight around the teacup handle. He took a few deep breaths, and finally said, “We’ll talk more about t’at tomorrow. We’re both tired righ’ now. We need rest.”
Jameson frowned. His eyes drifted towards the kitchen entrance, and the front door beyond.
“Jems, if you won’ let me hurt myself by goin’ out with a broken leg, I’m not gonna let you hurt yourself by goin’ out on no sleep,” Marvin said, sounding exhausted.
JJ shook his head. You’re right. You’re right. I’m just... I’m worried about Anti.
“I am too,” Marvin said softly. “But we can’ help him in t’is condition.”
You’re right, JJ said again. We should go to sleep soon. We can come up with a plan tomorrow.
They finished their tea in silence and went to bed right after.
———————
The next morning at breakfast, Marvin got a phone call. He was sitting at the table in his usual spot, one-handedly messing with his cards while stabbing a fork into waffles with the other. JJ was refilling Mr. Fluffington’s bowl, and hadn’t yet sat down to have his own plate of recently-refrozen waffles (neither of them had felt up to cooking.) That was when it happened. Marvin’s phone started to ring, and he glanced down at the screen. He sat up straight. “T’at’s the number!”
JJ looked over at him, confused.
“It’s Volt!” Marvin dropped his fork and fumbled to pick up the call quickly. He’d checked the call history out of curiosity earlier, and had been intrigued to see Schneep had used a strange number instead of his own. That strange number was calling again. Marvin hit the speaker phone button and said, “Hello?”
“Marvin, did you get them?” Schneep’s voice came from the other end of the line.
“The cards? Yes. How’d you get t’em? Did you really jus’ walk in?”
“Well I waited outside the house for a couple hours, then I saw him leave, and then I waited some more, and then yes,” Schneep said.
Tell him he’s an idiot for doing that! JJ said, dropping the bag of cat food and hurrying over to the table.
“Marvin? Are you still there?” Schneep asked.
“Yes, I was listenin’ to Jems,” Marvin said. “You’re on the speaker so he can hear you, and he says you’re an idiot for doin’ t’at.”
“Ah. Well. Perhaps.” Schneep chuckled. “But I made it out of that place, confusing as it was. So? Are they your cards?”
“Yes, t’ey’re mine,” Marvin said. “Distorter told me he had t’em, taunted me with t’em a couple times.”
“Oh. I-I am so sorry, Marvin.”
“It’s in the past,” Marvin said, already regretting that he’d impulsively shared that. “Anyway. Where the fuck have you been?!”
“Marvin, I had to get out of the city. That detective was onto me! I would not be surprised if she still was.”
He could have called us! JJ said.
“Jems said you could’ve called us, and he’s right!” Marvin repeated.
“I meant to!”
Did you?! Why didn’t you?! JJ’s signs were sharp, and Marvin relayed them in an equally sharp tone.
“Because I—” Schneep made a frustrated noise. A few seconds passed, then he sighed. “For the first few days, I was not... in a sound mental state. I took my medication, but the problem was not my psychosis, it was... I was afraid. I didn’t want to risk anyone else knowing about me, or about being friends with you all. And then... then I found something.”
“What?” Marvin asked, intrigued despite himself. JJ also sat down, ready to listen.
Schneep paused. “In the next city over, Henshilling, I found a small office space for a company called IRIS. It is a long story that I don’t think I have time for, but... I found out they were doing some... strange things in that rented office. And they found out I knew about that, and... that confrontation did not go well. I... was unable to contact you because of that.”
Marvin raised an eyebrow. He looked at JJ, whose expression was one of pure shock. Then he looked up into the corner of the room, where a device was attached to the ceiling, watching everything. “This IRIS company wouldn’ happen to sell cameras, woul’ it?”
“I think that is one of their products, yes,” Schneep said. “But their products are not important. They are just ways for them to fund their true goal.”
“Which is?”
Schneep didn’t answer.
“Come on, Volt,” Marvin groaned. “You’ve said so much already—”
“More than I should,” Schneep interrupted. “The reason I cannot talk for too long is because they are fully capable of listening in on phone conversations. If they know you know, they—I-I don’t want to think about what could happen.”
So ignorance is bliss then? Jameson asked.
Marvin repeated that, then added, “Also, you shoul’ know t’at Jems got t’ese fancy new cameras recently. He installed t’em in our house, t’ey’re from a place called IRIS—”
Jameson looked at him, alarmed, as if he wanted to keep that a secret. But that was nothing to the way Schneep immediately shrieked. “Get rid of them!” he shouted. “Right now! Tear them out! Break them! IRIS probably already knows too much! Mein gott, das ist ein Desaster...!” His voice got quieter as he walked away from the phone.
“Volt?” Marvin asked. “Schneep? Henrik?”
Schneep didn’t return. After a few seconds, the line disconnected.
Marvin hung up his own end as well. Then he stared at Jameson. “Well?”
Jameson stared at him. Then raised his hands and slowly said, It’s still rather helpful to know what’s happening—
“For the love of god, Jems!” Marvin threw his arms into the air. “Get diff’rent cameras, t’en! Jus’ don’ use the ones our friend literally jus’ said belonged t’some shady company!”
Jameson nodded quickly. Right. You’re right, I’m sorry, I just—can we at least wait to take them down until we have new ones?
“No! Jameson, for fuck’s sake! You have a problem if ye can’ exchange a few days of not bein’ alert for gettin’ rid of the shady company’s devices! Not’ing’s goin’ to happen!”
“We thought nothing would happen to Anti!” Jameson shouted. “Now look where we are!” He broke into a coughing fit, bracing himself against the table and turning his head to the side.
“Are you alrigh’?” Marvin asked, leaning towards him.
Jameson pressed a hand to his throat, gave a few more weak coughs, then nodded.
“Good.” Marvin nodded. “Go get some water if ye need it.”
I’m alright, Jameson insisted.
“If you’re sure.” Marvin sighed. Idly, one hand began messing with his playing cards, spread out on the table next to him. “Jameson. T’is a serious problem. In such a short span of time, you’ve become... well... concerned with t’ose cameras.”
Jameson stared at him. I’m alright, he said again.
“No, you’re not. T’is isn’ normal, Jameson. You jus’ heard t’at the cameras are made by some company t’at had Schneep freakin’ out, and you want to keep them.”
We can get rid of them. I just think we should wait until we have replacements ready to install.
Marvin laughed. “T’at’s not as reasonable as you t’ink it is. ‘Let’s keep the possibly dangerous cameras from the sketchy company until we have more cameras ready t’watch us at every moment.’ T’at’s what you jus’ said.”
Jameson stared for a moment more, then looked away. I can’t let anything happen to anyone else, he said.
“Why are you the one who has to stop all danger?”
Because I know I can, Jameson explained. I just have to be there. So many times when I wasn’t there, you got hurt. If I’d just been in the house at the time—
“If you’d been t’ere, who’s to say Distorter wouldn’ have hypnotized you to ignore it?” Marvin asked. “Or the last time, he used Anti t’get to me. You know you would’ve let him inside. You know he could’ve hit you when you were turned, t’en done the same t’me.”
Jameson sighed. You’re probably right. But that idea won’t let go of me. I don’t know how to make it go away.
“Well... I don’ either,” Marvin admitted. “It sounds like you need t’talk to someone who does.”
So I’m going to tell a therapist about magic?
“No. You can jus’ tell them t’at bad t’ings have happened and ye keep t’inkin’ it could’ve gone different. Or, if you want someone who can probably help more, and who knows about all the insane t’ings goin’ on, you can talk to Jack.”
Jameson nodded slowly. I forgot about him.
Marvin chuckled. “Honestly, he’s probably jus’ gonna tell you to talk to a therapist, too.”
Maybe. But... I can start with Jack. A stepping stone. Jameson sighed. And in the meantime... we will have to get rid of the cameras.
“Damn right we will. Before we do any plannin’ about rescuin’ Anti and all t’at, we—” Marvin suddenly shrieked.
His sleeve was on fire!
Jameson stood up. He made a circular gesture with his hand and cool blue magic splashed on Marvin’s sleeve, extinguishing the flames immediately
“What the hell?!” Marvin gasped. He glanced at the table. There was nowhere that fire could’ve come from!
Except...
Three of his playing cards were arranged to form a triangle, their short ends meeting each other. In the middle of this triangle was a floating ball of smoke that gradually faded away.
Both of them stared at that. Then JJ chuckled. Well. Maybe that’s how your cards work.
“They have to be arranged,” Marvin muttered. “Of course! T’at—I remember t’at!” He grinned, swaying back and forth in his seat with excited energy. “Look at t’is! The patterns on the back! T’ese lines match up!” He traced the curving lines on the back of the cards. They formed a continuous shape, each end matching up with another where the cards touched.
I don’t know much about magick, JJ said, but I know the arrangement of runes plays a key part. These lines in the design are guidelines for how to arrange them, I think.
“Yes...yes!” Marvin nodded, grinning. “Last night ye said you had some rune references upstairs. Let’s go up t’ere and look at t’em.”
Actually, I’ll bring the books downstairs, JJ said. It’ll be easier. We can look at them in your room. He glanced at the camera in the corner for a split second.
Marvin followed his gaze. Was Jameson actually wary of the cameras now? Well, that would make sense. Anyone would be, after hearing what Schneep said about IRIS. But with the conversation they just had, JJ saying they could work somewhere out of sight of the cameras felt like a sort of peace offering. “Yes, t’at sounds good,” he said. “And maybe after, or even during our search, we can talk about what to do about Anti and t’at facility.”
———————
It didn’t take them long to figure out most of the runes on the back of Marvin’s cards. They all belonged to a runic system known as the Dlú’et alphabet, which was one of the oldest rune systems used in magic and magick. Each symbol had a couple different meanings. They made phonetic sounds, like any letter, but they could also stand for things or ideas.
The three that Marvin had accidentally arranged into a triangle and conjured fire with made the sounds “ee” “r” and “wh,” but they also could mean “flame” “mark” and “dust”, or they could mean “passion” “creation” and “death.” It was all very elaborate, and Marvin ate up every detail. He nodded frequently and muttered “yes, yes! I remember!”
And he did remember. With every new bit of information, he became aware that it wasn’t actually new to him. It had simply been hidden by Distorter, deep in his own mind, and seeing it all again was bringing it back.
But he also aware there was still something missing.
“We’ve found all the runes but t’is one.” Marvin held out the two joker cards that had been included in the deck. They had the same symbol on their backs: an angled spiral with two lines crossing it in an X shape. “Are you sure t’ere’s not’ing in the books?”
JJ nodded. It’s a very old rune system, and these cards are also old—though not nearly as old as the system. He chuckled. Maybe this rune just fell out of use in recent decades. I’m sure we could find it in the library somewhere.
Marvin nodded slowly. This rune in particular was nagging at him. He knew it was important, but he didn’t know what for. “I... suppose we’ve done enough with the runes for now,” he said reluctantly.
JJ closed the book he had open. The two of them were sitting cross-legged on Marvin’s bed, facing each other with the books and cards in between them. So, JJ could look directly at Marvin as he said, I still think you shouldn’t go into that facility.
“I—you’re... right,” Marvin admitted. “I-I wouldn’ be much use with my leg broken. But I have t’help. Anti’s my friend too, and if he’s in t’ere—”
I know. JJ nodded understandingly. So, last night, I thought of a solution. You can come. But you’ll stay in the car. We can get a camera—not an IRIS one, more like a GoPro or something. I’ll wear it so you can see what’s happening. And maybe we could get me an earpiece or something, so you can help me out. Give me advice and point out things I miss. Stuff like that.
Marvin chuckled. “You want to go full-on spy for t’is, huh?”
We won’t have any gadgets that are as high-tech as the movies, but we do have magic, JJ said. I think that can work. I don’t want to leave you behind, Marvin.
“I don’ want t’be left behind, either,” Marvin muttered. “But... I know t’at’s not what you meant when you said I should stay back from goin’ in. You’re right. I said t’at earlier. But I’ll help however we can.” He paused. “I suppose we’ll have t’go shoppin’ for supplies, t’en.”
Maybe I can ask someone if they have a mounted camera we can borrow, JJ wondered. But we do need to get new cameras. And get rid of the old ones. He sighed. After all the trouble we went to, putting them up...
“Hmm.” Marvin thought about it. “If you want, maybe call Aoife or Jack t’help take t’em down? Since we had help gettin’ t’em up.”
Probably a good idea. JJ nodded. I can do that now. Best get started as soon as possible. And then I’ll start asking around for supplies for our... heist.
“Heist? Yes. Yes.” Marvin grinned.
JJ raised an eyebrow. You sound really excited about that.
“I’m ready t’start doin’ stuff. The sooner we check out t’is place, the sooner we can get Anti out. What time frame are we lookin’ at?”
If we’re lucky, we might be able to check this place out later today. If we’re not, we’ll definitely be there tomorrow. Jameson nodded firmly, resolved. We won’t leave him behind in there.
———————
“Have you ever experienced a terrible occurrence that has impacted you significantly?”
He didn’t know what it meant, but it had to be important. They kept asking it, to adverse effects. Why? And why didn’t they ask him that question while he was with them? Or... maybe they did? His memory of that time was a bit... unreliable...
“Have you ever experienced a terrible occurrence that has impacted you significantly?”
He wanted to run in there. Sitting in the bushes outside wasn’t exactly comfortable—or safe. Any security guard who walked too close might notice him there, crouched close to the ground with his new laptop perched on his knees. But he had to be close to get into their system. For some reason, it didn’t work remotely.
“Have you ever experienced a terrible occurrence that has impacted you significantly?”
He didn’t want to see this. It pained him, caused his heart to ache. And yet he couldn’t bring himself to fast-forward through the footage.
“Stop!”
“Subject’s exposure has increased to concerning levels. Suggest moving to second phase, pending board permission.”
“What is this? What did you do to me?
...What did you do to me?”
He winced at the desperation in his voice. No, he couldn’t watch this anymore. He forced himself to fast-forward. There probably wouldn’t be anything interesting over the next while, anyway, judging by their pattern of leaving him in there.
Or maybe not.
“Wait… wait, I don’t understand. What do you mean, ‘special’? I’m… I’m just a guy. He doesn’t even seem to like me.”
That was... strange. He didn’t really know what to make of it. Who was he talking to? It couldn’t be him, he wouldn’t talk to him like that.
“Whisper?”
In the end, it didn’t amount to much. For now. He made a mental note of it and began fast-forwarding again, shifting position slightly and causing the leaves around him to rustle.
More of this.
“We’re not a bad company, Anti.”
“Kuhscheiße,” he muttered.
“That, Anti, is ALTR 53815. We recently discovered its existence.”
Recently? Interesting. Was that why they were in the area? How long ago was “recent”? A month, perhaps? Three weeks, maybe? No... no. It had to be longer. There was no other reason for them to be there in the first place.
Oh...
Oh no...
“What do you mean ‘used to be’?”
No, it wasn’t true. They were fucking with him. They had to be. Creating a whole person, that multiple people saw and interacted with, it was impossible, no matter how strong his powers of hallucination were.
Right?
He couldn’t watch what followed. But even though he knew it would probably be easier to skip to the next day, he fast-forwarded instead. Even though he didn’t want to see it, he couldn’t pretend that it wasn’t happening. His friend was unraveling, and they knew it. There was no way they didn’t.
His fists clenched.
“I’m very sorry, Mr. McLoughlin, we need to take you somewhere more secure.”
Well this was new. He leaned closer to the screen.
“We do this a lot, Mr. McLoughlin, we move people around to free up space.”
No they didn’t.
The camera in the room was useless as soon as they dragged him out, so he switched around, following them through the facility, watching him struggle and plead and—
The footage went to static.
What?! What happened?! Frantically, he skipped forward by the minute, looking for the moment it returned—
And it did. Briefly. For a few seconds, the camera in the hallway came back online. Just long enough to catch the image of a man, standing there, blood dripping from his eyes down his obscured, smiling face. He was looking straight into the camera.
And then it was gone again.
He skipped fifteen minutes before the static cleared, showing... nothing. Well, it showed quite a lot, actually. Emergency red lights. People lying unmoving on the floor. But it didn’t show him. Or him.
He rewound back to the moment where he stood, looking at the camera, and glanced down at the time stamp.
One hour ago.
He was just barely too late.
Slowly, he closed the laptop. He bent forward, breathing heavily through the fabric mask he wore. This was bad. This was worse. At least before, he knew where he was, and had an idea of what they wanted. He didn’t know anymore.
Of course, that was why he had left the house! To come here. To torment him.
And he’d wasted time going inside instead of following him, maybe if he’d chased him down he could have—
No. Stop. Breathe. Calm. It wasn’t the end of the world. He could figure this out.
A few minutes passed before he straightened again. He reached into his pocket and pulled out the phone he’d been using, dialing a familiar number.
———————
“Wasn’t it only a few days ago I walked in on you guys putting these up?” Jack asked.
“Yes, well... we decided they weren’ a good idea,” Marvin said slowly.
Be careful! JJ added.
“I got it guys, don’t worry.” Jack was currently standing on a chair in the hallway, using a screwdriver to carefully disconnect the camera. JJ stood nearby, hovering anxiously, while Marvin was sitting in his wheelchair in his bedroom doorway. Sam flew around Jack, nerve-tail flicking back and forth. They seemed more hyperactive than usual. “You don’t have to be here watching me, you know. You can start on the other cameras while I do this.”
Marvin nodded. “Right, ri—”
His phone rang again.
Both Marvin and JJ tensed. Marvin wheel backwards into his room and grabbed the phone from where he’d left it on the dresser. JJ walked over to take his place in the doorway. “It’s him,” Marvin whispered, and put the call on speaker phone like he had earlier that morning.
“Marvin, things are bad,” Schneep’s voice said.
“Bad?” Marvin repeated. “How?”
“Am I on speaker phone again?”
“Yeah.”
“Are there cameras nearby?”
“T’ere’s one in the hall, but we disconnected it,” Marvin said, glancing past JJ out at the hall. “It can’ see in t’is room, anyway.”
“You never know,” Schneep muttered. “But if it is disconnected, it is fine. Marvin—and I assume Jameson, as well—I know where Anti was.”
“Yeah, so do w—”
Before Marvin could finish, Jameson was hurrying over, signing, What does he mean, “was?!”
“Wait.” Marvin blinked. “Y-yeah. Schneep, what do you mean, you know where he was?”
“Because he is not there anymore,” Schneep explained. “There is this old facility north of Mirygale. It used to be a prison, but it looks like it was taken over and converted into some other complex. I suspected he was here, so I hacked into their cameras this morning. As of one hour ago, he is not in there anymore.”
Jameson and Marvin stared at each other in shock. Where is he? Jameson asked, and Marvin repeated it for the phone.
��...that is what’s bad,” Schneep said gravely. “I am not sure what happened. The—the cameras, they—something went wrong, their footage was corrupted. But... it was him. It was Distorter, he was in there, I-I can only assume—”
Schneep didn’t get to finish before Marvin cut him off with a bout of violent swearing that made Jameson wince. “I knew it!” he finally shouted. “I fuckin’ knew he was involved!”
But Distorter didn’t take him in the first place, Jameson pointed out. So who did?
Marvin took a few deep breaths while the others waited. “T’at’s a good point, Jems,” he muttered. “Who owns t’at facility?”
“It...” Schneep’s voice was quiet. “It is... IRIS.”
“...wait, the same IRIS?” Marvin asked. “Who kept you from reachin’ us and made the cameras?”
“The very same. They are an American company who has been in this country for at least half a year, though probably not much longer.”
“So... t’is company’s in the business of kidnappin’ people?” Marvin asked. “Why? Jus’...why?”
Schneep laughed. “Strange, is it not? But it’s true. Get rid of your cameras. They already know too much.” And before Marvin or Jameson could respond, he hung up.
Marvin and Jameson stared at each other. Neither one was sure what to do now. They were having trouble processing all this new information.
“Um...” A voice came from the doorway. “Was I... not supposed to hear that?”
They looked around and saw Jack there, Sam hovering nearby, holding the disconnected WTCHR camera in his hand.
How much did you hear? Jameson asked.
“Everything after Marvin started swearing up a storm,” Jack said. “So. Distorter’s the name of this weird creature after you guys. And now we’ve got this IRIS company involved. I’ve been doing research on them, you know. There’s not a lot of information to find, which is really weird considering how big they are, and how fucking impossible a lot of their products sound.”
“We’re... sorry t’get you into t’is,” Marvin said slowly.
Jack shrugged. “It’s fine. I’m not sure how much I can do to help you find Anti, but if there’s anything I can do to help, let me know.”
Actually... Jameson said slowly. Do you happen to have a small camera that can be worn?
“Like a GoPro? Sure, I think I have one somewhere. I definitely bought one thinking it would be useful, but I’ve never used it, so it could’ve gotten lost.”
“Jems,” Marvin said quietly. “D’you want to try and get into the facility, still? We... we know he’s not in t’ere. He’s probably... in the house.”
Jameson frowned. He turned his head to the side. His mouth moved quietly, and his eyes briefly glowed blue. Then he shook his head. He’s not there right now. That tracking spell worked, and you know it wouldn’t if Anti was in there.
“T’en we need to find him before that bastard takes him t’ere!” Marvin snapped.
Now?
“Yeah! Who knows how close t’ey are to the house! We might have a small window!”
Jameson looked surprised, but then he nodded firmly. You’re right. This is our best opportunity. But he might be far away, and I can’t drive and keep up a tracking spell at the same time.
“I can drive you guys around,” Jack suggested.
Jameson frowned. I thought you didn’t know how to drive.
“I know... a little,” Jack said slowly. “Not enough to be... safe... most of the time. But it’s probably better than you being distracted. Unless Marvin can drive with a broken leg?”
“I can’ drive at all,” Marvin muttered. “No matter how bad you are, it’s better t’an me. And we don’ have much time to find other solutions. So if Jack’s offerin’, and he’s okay with whatever we’ll find...”
Jack nodded firmly. “It’s the least I can do.” He walked over and set the disconnected IRIS camera down on the nightstand. Sam flew at it and threw their tiny ‘body’ at it over and over, violently bonking against it. “Whoa! Careful, Sam.” Jack reached out a hand and stopped them midair. “I know you don’t like these things, but don’t hurt yourself.” He then looked at Marvin and Jameson. “So... we’re going now, then?”
Marvin and Jameson nodded in unison.
As the three of them hurried out of the room, they didn’t notice the camera make a faint whirring noise, or see its lens focus slightly on them.
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I posted 1,740 times in 2022
That's 1,740 more posts than 2021!
30 posts created (2%)
1,710 posts reblogged (98%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@thehighmass
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I tagged 236 of my posts in 2022
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#jacksepticeye - 13 posts
#dsmp - 12 posts
#jse - 11 posts
#the art of words - 8 posts
#wilbur soot - 6 posts
#technoblade - 5 posts
#artist things - 5 posts
#tommyinnit - 5 posts
Longest Tag: 137 characters
#being able to talk to people - even if it's just telling them im sad and /why/ - has been an important part of the healing process for me
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Markiplier egos (and Anti) as animals
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Wait that means if i block someone (i.e. unbased gachicorns in vtuber fandom) as long as other people reblog my posts, they can see them?
Thats weird, esp if i block someone and i see their unbased takes reblogged by a rando or smth like whats the point of blocking users when you can still see their stuff?
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in the jse community i only block(ed) anyone that is/was a tea blog, support(s/ed) a tea blog, or blocked me first, soooo <3
anyway you can read reblogged posts from people who have blocked you. anon can read the post because this blog reblogged it. "im blocked by isa so yeah no" is not an excuse, godbless
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For the artist ask thing
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[LINK TO ASK]
1. Art programs you have but don't use
-- Paint Tool Sai (I need to get my brushes back and figure out how to turn it to dark mode so I don't get flash banged every time I want to use it)
2. Is it easier to draw someone facing left or right (or forward even)
-- depending on the angle but mainly front facing
5. Estimate of how much of your art you post online vs. the art you keep for yourself
-- 50/50 if I like it a lot I'll post it
6. Anything that might inspire you subconsciously (i.e. this horse wasn't supposed to look like the Last Unicorn but I see it)
-- I don't think so
7. A medium of art you don't work in but appreciate
-- traditional and pixel art cause you guys are really cool when it comes to that stuff
8. What's an old project idea that you've lost interest in
-- the stained glass projects of the Fatal Frame/Project Zero I had a lot of fun, and I should redraw all of them and start on the 5th one if I remember/have any motivation to do so
9. What are your file name conventions
-- normally what I'm working to be the title of the post or if it's for like inktober what day I'm on
10. Favorite piece of clothing to draw
-- skirts unless it's pleated then I take forever to get it right
11. Do you listen to anything while drawing? If so, what
-- either manlybadasshero, markiplier, or JSE. Let's play if I'm not listening to any old music playlist
12. Easiest part of body to draw
-- this is gonna sound typical, but eyes
14. Any favorite motifs
-- if I can, I'll add little shapes in the eyes, hi lights, but if I know that a character is like the sunshine character, I'll either add yellow/orange to them either it be a physical item or lighting or I'll put a warm overlay on them if I can
15. *Where* do you draw (don't drop your ip address this just means do you doodle at a park or smth)
-- I don't draw in public hell I hardly even stream anymore
17. Do you eat/drink when drawing? if so, what
-- tea mainly I tend to take a break when I eat/make a meal
21. Art styles nothing like your own but you like anyways
-- The comic(?) Cheese in trap, I need to finish it, but I love the art style it's so simple
22. What physical exercises do you do before drawing, if any
-- I sadly don't I need to before I end up with more health problems
23. Do you use different layer modes
-- Soo many it would make a color theorist cry
24. Do your references include stock images
-- Yeah, especially some poses that I can't take myself
27. Do you warm up before getting to the good stuff? If so, what is it you draw to warm up with
-- no, but I really need to do that as well
28. Any art events you have participated in the past (like zines)
-- like one zine, if you don't count egoweek/Septictober or anything like that, it was fun. I want to do it again, but with drama around it, i kinda don't want to anymore
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Very good point.
What is fun for some is discomforting for others. Don't harass people because it gives you a laugh, be reasonable.
Let's not have a repeat of 2019 JSE tumblr where everyone was uncomfortable because of the tea blogs. Let's just be ourselves, ok?
If an artist tells you NO then stop asking. Don't guilt trip them, don't pretend like it isn't a big deal, STOP ASKING. They have a right to refuse creating work for any reason. That especially applies in this case when the requests are disrespecting their personal boundaries and making them uncomfortable.
Stop harassing them and go find a different artist or learn to draw it yourself.
This goes very much.
All the jokes of "draw stripper chase brody" are very funny i will give them that and laugh at them but i wont be drawing him, one because im not sure how i actually could with my art style and i also dont wanna look up references for that.
But even though im not super uncomfortable with the chaotic anons, that goes to say please dont spread this vibe you have in my ask box to others. I dont wanna see turquoisemagpie or d-structive or somebody to get harrassed by people coming from my blog thinking this enviroment i build is going to be the same across all of jse tumblr.
I personally did harrass someone in the name of being sweet and complimenting them in their ask box in my early tumblr days to the point where they called me out on it and i stopped interracting with them permanently to this day from embarrassment. Im fine if you do it to me but if i see it spreading to other blogs or if you guys take a step too far over my boundaries i want you to know i will take that shit very seriously.
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Since the post is getting vaguely popular, reminder not to interact or send hate to the tea blogs, JSE community, just block and move on.
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Now That Seán Tweeted An Official Date
A Friendly Request to the JSE Community:
https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye/status/1413958752454258689?s=21
https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye/status/1417167272934887427?s=21
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"I've met those people (he met streamers at parties) and they don't know how to be human." He's not referencing to the person doing the tik tok acting autistic.
Tea blogs keep on take things out of context, this is just trying to throw mud on someone.
Tea blogs told me "Jack is old enough to defend himself", and he been pretty clear in his tweet, but the fact that I must remark it because tea blogs still calls him ableist when he didn't talk about that, at all, means that there's no way tea blogs will feel satisfied about make “Jack better“, ever.
did u happen to see the clip ppl on twitter are talking about? apparently jack reacted to some tiktok where a kid was supposedly acting like a “twitch streamer at a party” and jack was like “ive met those people and they dont know how to be human” or something like that. and people said that the person in the tiktok was acting autistic so they said jack was making fun of autistic traits? and so someone called him out and he apologized ig. i cant find the clip anywhere
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Can you atleast show me the tweets where he apologizes? Because this is the millionth time Sean didn’t know how to be a proper human and simply be ableist for the sake of ‘haha funny’
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Random question, and you don't have to answer I was just curious, but I was looking at your pinned, what do you mean in your JSE DNI's about tea blogs or supporters, what is that, I don't think you mean like his tea company?
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Mood when @yocatgrannae says we’re getting a JCU theory video tomorrow!!!
#Ik it’s about Did You Hear That? But shhh-#i’m so excited!!!#I can already tell it’s gonna be hilarious#Bc the jokes they make 👌🏻#JCU theories#jacksepticeye#jse egos#jse fandom#jse theories#hype!!!#jse tea#septic egos#jse community#jse
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Watch "The Game Theory $1,000,000 Challenge for St. Jude! ft. MrBeast, Markiplier, Dream, Pokimane, & more!" on YouTube
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