#journal du voleur you know how it is. i was wearing my sailor striped shirt AND the infamous curly hair mullet which made the cops argue | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

unionizedwizard · 1 month ago

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funniest and least in-character thing about me is definitely that i got arrested for a verious serious crimeTM in 6th grade. and handcuffed in the police station too. the cops didnt know what sex i was and yelled at me about it (i wouldnt tell them for some reason. foreshadowing) until they found my graded essays and wondered why i had such perfect grades while also being a genuine criminal. i still wonder how i survived the whole thing considering my parents were basically trying to kill me for the sake of the family's honor and all that. anyway hashtag jean genet realness it's too bad i didn't end up being gay despite it all

#honestly so based of me for real #journal du voleur you know how it is. i was wearing my sailor striped shirt AND the infamous curly hair mullet which made the cops argue #about ''what sex it was'' <- formative and enlightening experience for sure #i love the idea that you can't be a professional thief OR a boy if you have good grades in french class #''yeah the first time i experienced gender euphoria was while getting abused by cops at age 11'' <- normal things to experience #i can't believe i'm not even gay because this whole thing was honestly so very hashtag 20th century homosexual coded #why am i telling you this you ask? well. wouldn't you like to know!

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