#jotaro come get yo dog

[classical-bluess]

He's stimming

[thirillia]

Since I’m currently rewatching SDC in the English dub, here are some bits, with or without context, that made me smirk the second time around with more grasp on the language and that are mostly just ... bizarrely wacky. (Sometimes I’m switching between languages just for... science)

(Here is the DiU version)

• *Dio caressing his naked torso* “JONATHAN JOESTAR’S BODY!”

• “Oh I get it now” *tosses painting into a tree*

• “Soooo... while Jojo is taking off his pants...”

• “No one can just deflect the Emerald Splash!” (A classic)

• “This green, stripy thing looks like a shiny melon.”

• not dialogue, but that one shot of the spoon with the “menacing” dancing around it

• “Non non non non non!”

• “Quit your bitchin’ old man.”

• *about flesh buds* “Now we can all be BUDDIES!”

• “Tell ‘em Avdol!” *thumbs down*

• “Let’s figure out what our strategy will be when Soul Sacrifice [Devo] attacks.” *Polnareff, bleeding all over, clearly coming from a fight* “You’re kidding, right?”

• “You vile little cockroach dick!”

• “Oh yes... I do love coconuts.”

• “Have wu wost wur sense of wumour? :’(((“

• “Wait a minute.... this isn’t Kakyoin!” (It took for the imposters face to melt until he figured that out.)

• “Gaze upon my handsome face with ENVY!”

• “I was sunbathing by the pool.” “With your school uniform?” “Yes, why not?”

• “Is this your kid?” “No.” “Then shut up.”

• “Do you understannnnnnnd?”

• “ORA!” “What do you mean ‘Ora’?”

• “Time to power-up with some crustATIANS!”

• “Licklicklicklicklicklick Hey look Jojo! Flamingos in flight!”

(honestly, the whole Yellow Temperance episode is a train wreck)

• “Oh crap. Somebody has already stolen my wallet.”

• “It better be something amazing. Something gorgeous and sophisticated that suits a frenchman such as moi.” “Which means it doesn’t matter. He’ll eat anything.”

• “That piece of shit’s corpse is two or three thousand meters that way if you wanna take a look.” “OKAY I WILL!”

• “Shit, Jesus, Mary and Joseph!” (A quote by Joseph)

• again, not a quote, but Joseph throwing car keys and them getting stuck in Pol’s hair

• “Not bad Kakyoin. Got a question for ya: You like SUMO?!” *one risky rescue later* “Yeah I like sumo.”

• “Holy SHIT we’ve got ZOmbies!”

• *sigh* “Of course he’s taking a shit.”

• *with enthusiasm* “HE’S SUFFOCATING THAT BITCH!”

• “You were licking what, again?”

• “You can’t touch me. I’m DAN of STEEL.” (Steely Dan’s localised name makes me wheeze)

• “How am I feeling YOUR knuckles cracking in MY PROSTHETIC HAND?”

• “I was about to explain my powers when you hit me!”

• “Are you trying to kill your own grandfather?” “This is Jotaro we’re talking about. He might be.”

• “You’re a rather sturdy bridge, aren’t’cha?”

• “Go ahead and stab me then.” (Ugh. mood.)

• “You’re forbidden from making stupid camel jokes!”

• two identical rocks in the desert

• “It wasn’t a dream about stands. A stand was in my dream!” “That’s what I said. You were having a dream about stands.”

• “Baby...? STAND?!?!”

• “HoLY SHITbricks.”

• “Lali-HOE” (It’s not written that way... but it sounds like that)

• “Now it’s time for your punishment, baby.”

• “I REALLY don’t care that you’re a baby. I’ll snap your neck like a twig.”

• *high pitched* “Ithinkthat’sthecruelestthingyou’veeverdoneto meeee”

• *Joseph having just lost his hand once again* “Can you help me out, Jotaro?” “Do it yourself.”

• “Your underwear is showing.” “YEAH NICE!”

• “That damn tongue agaaaiiin!”

• “It’s been quite the adventure. We’ve gone inside a brain and even inside our dreams. Oh right. You don’t remember that.”

• “It’s a HELICOPTER!” “Thanks for the update, Captain Obvious.”

• “Sorry Polnareff, I’d like to keep my hair.” *hair flip*

• *Iggy, a literal dog, eating gum* “The least he could do is take the wrapping off.”

• “I’mgonnaneedaCHIROPRACTOR!”

• “You can just use your Emerald Splash and call it a day, can’t you?” “Yes, but I don’t want to.”

• “UGH yes. Sleep, while WE fight to surVIVE!”

• “Tiiiiime..TO DIE!”

• “coooooOOOLA?!”

• “Yow. You know, yow. Actually, I was pointing out that there was a ... cyow over there!”

• “Waaait a second... is that a nasty old suckerrr?”

• “That’s the last time I go anywhere with him.”

• “So you wipe your ass... with SAND?!”

• “I think I’ll pull a Polnareff and wait till we get back to the hotel.”

• Avdol being completely and utterly DONE by the time they arrive in Egypt “I don’t deserve this.” You’re right. You don’t. I’m sorry you have to put up with those morons.

• “Polnareff, keep your guard up” “Have you forgotten who you’re talking to?”

(My favourite thing about this one is that Polnareff enunciates this in his favour, as if he has not been the sole target of half of the Stand attacks they face)

• “What do you mean by ‘evil eyes’? My non-evil parents gave me those baby blues!”

• “This hurts like a BIIIIITCH!”

• “Here’s a fun idea: Let’s turn YOU into a fetus!”

• “Hm. Someone falling from a window covered in blood. You don’t see that everyday.”

• “Thing is, I’m something of a GAMbling maaaan!”

• “Do you have any idea what surface tension is, Barbie?”

• “Go aheat, Mr. Jostrrrr.”

• Jotaro’s eyebrow game being so intense that it gives people panic attacks

• “Stick your fingers all the way up Polnareff’s nose and then.. we’ll WIN!”

• *doing exactly that* “HELL YEAH!”

• “LOOK where my tongue is pointing!”

• “Need me to stick my fingers up somethin’? I will!”

• “I’ve gotta HAUL AAAAASSSS!!!”

• *in terror* “My watch is FAST! :’((“

• “What are ya STUPID?!” (Iggy’s English voice gives me life)

• “This creep’s a FUCKING KILLING MACHINE!”

(it kills me that Iggy is the one allowed to say “fuck” in the dub, if I heard it right)

• “First I loose my leg and now some demon bird wants me flattened into frozen dinner!”

• “In other words, we beat the shit out of Dio.”

• “Would you care to... wet your whistle?”

• “You’re about as helpful as a cramp in a relay race!”

• “The hell did you do to his arm?!”

• “Serect yr cur”

• *gasp* “He’s going for a turbo start!”

• “One doesn’t simply get those skills by playing videos games!”

• “I still have more SPEED than YOU D’ARBY!”

• “Why are you sitting down? We should be kicking Geppetto’s ass!”

• “OH! That’s a Baseball!”

• “Da first pitch!”

• “Jotaro! Pitch the BALL!”

• “I am a video game genius. I can’t lose. I am a video game GENIUS. I CAN’T LOSE!”

• “Well of course I did, ma’boy, I can read you like. A. Book.”

• “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! .... YES!”

• *terrified* “Are you gonna do the ‘Ora Ora’ thing?”

• “Well, I sincerely hope that for your sake, your next victim into the void will be one of the Joestars and not my boudoir.”

• “His name: Billie Jean! His fate: Instant defeat!”

• “Come at me, you demented pinball!”

• “Waddaya know? The answer ended up being option 3: Life’s a bitch!”

• the guy Suzie films on the streets has Bakugou’s English va I cannot mishear that

• “I gotta hand it to him, Dio’s got some pretty nice curtains.”

• Kakyoin: reasonable metaphor for the immense power Dio omits. Joseph: “It felt like somebody shoving an icicle up my ass!”

• “There is no need to kill a helpless senator..?” “WRONG.”

• “He even dodged the concentrated Splash?” (Honey...)

• “Woman. How about you make yourself useful and fetch my leg?”

• “Nervous yet, sweetheart?”

• “I mean he turned my favourite uniform into Swiss cheese....” (he sounds so genuinely sad)

• “You...-bastard.... it’s-not ..over-yet!” *immediately falls unconscious*

• *Dio bleeding from everywhere and flying through the air like a ragdoll* “Once again, my genius has TRIUMPHED over you!”

• you know, they really tried with the “Oras” and the “Mudas” and I respect them for that, but they didn’t dare touch the WRYYYY. It’s just an “AAARRGH” but that’s okay

• “I’M GOING TO ROLL ALL OVER YOU!” doesn’t have the same refine as ROOOAAAD-O-ROLLA DA! but it works...

• “I don’t got any kindness for your sorry, undead ass.”

• “I hear a PULSE?” “My GOD! Brian activity too!”

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

Yo! Really love your works! Anyways, how would a Yandere Kars, Dio, Kira, and Diavolo be with a s/o that's friends with the good guys? (bonus if they too are yanderes)

Yandere! Kars, Dio, Kira, and Diavolo with an s/o that’s friends with the good guys ( A pinch of good side yandere, I kind of wanted to focus on the main villain but yandere characters are insinuated)

Also if anyone wants Diavolo just request away! I spent 4 hours on Dio, Kars, and Kira alone so I’m kind of wiped right now, I wasn’t expecting to write that much right away.

Yandere! Pt 1 Dio

 He has had his eyes set on you even prior to turning himself vampiric. Every second before he turned he was inexplicably in your presence whenever you were with Jonathan. Merely listening onto your drivel with that so called mannerless man.

At any given opportunity he’d interrupt, and of course continually make Jonathan a fool of himself in front of his father. Occasionally that would leave you vulnerable with Jonathan having to attend to other duties due to his brutish incompetence. But perhaps you were a bit more on your toes than he realized, any hesitance you may have had around him the blond had picked up immediately.

He totally acts like this is normal during the period he was still human. He’ll even bring up nonchalant topics up with you. Beckoning you on for walks while just so happening to be in front of Mr. Joestar, his sharp use of his tongue is fairly convincing.

 He kept track of every single interaction you had with Jonathan, whether it was running to him because of the blond himself. Or you sneaking onto the property to avoid his own gaze. Though he’d especially let you know he was privy to your attempts to avoid him. Just with a simple stare, or perhaps a passive aggressive remark over dinner.

 When the point of his vampirism hits his personal obsession only worsens (especially if Jonathan starts showing particular signs of an unhealthy fixation) or any of his allies for that matter. He personally makes a visit to you when you have seemed to have purposely distanced yourself.

“Jonathan seems to be a little strange around you doesn’t he? What a frightening thought that acting against his own chivalrous intents with you-”

He pauses for a second gauging your expression, but a well worn smirk simply rises on his lips

 “such a shame really when you always used to run to him...”

He’ll even rub in the fact anyone that works with Jonathan around you has met the same fate in their behavior.

 Any sense of normalcy is quickly stolen from you and the blond will make sure it stays that way. Shall you run back to the men you tried to trust with your well-being? Though being honest he’ll find a way for you to fall in his clutches, especially manipulating the competition.

Yandere! Kars

  As a pillarman who would normally look at a human with disdain, his fixation with your is increasingly dangerous. Especially if you happen to be working with Joseph, Lisa Lisa, and Caesar, (and if they are anywhere near fixated as he is with you, things are bound to be brutal). Your a goal for him just as the red stone of Aja is, no one or anything will stand in between him and you.

Considering you must be worth something if you managed to be seen in a positive light of a being who lusts to stand as a superior being.

 Surely he toys with your well-being just to try and coax the others out, placing you into unfair situations. Such as being outnumbered by recently turned underlings. (More than anything the worst outcome would be you having the red stone, as Kars would snatch you up himself without letting you putting up even a minuscule bit of a fight)

Considerably he revels seeing you at your limits, cunningly mocking you with backhanded compliments. But in between there’s a sincere remark that sends utter chills down your spine. He’s very willing to get a stone mask on you and turn you at a moments notice. Not only to torture Joseph and the others with their obsessed actions in having to use hamon.

He’ll also hum over the fact how delicious you’d taste if he just happened to absorb you. Frightening your fragile soul to the core as he mockingly takes a finger of yours into the skin. Honestly he’d mostly disregard the others obsession in place of you. Though that isn’t to say he wouldn’t love to tear anyone to shreds who possibly thinks they could have you of all things.

Yandere! Pt 3 DIO 

 There’s massive tension when arriving in Cairo, Egypt. You can’t help but sense something is up with the guys, an overprotective streak. No it was something more, and you had to keep them at bay. Each of them were ruthless to anyone that dared to try to hurt you. Though their supposed protection could be absolutely suffocating. Then there was occasional issues...Kakyoin was normally snippy and pretty sharp with his insults but something was more intense and spiteful behind him insulting Polnareff.

 Jotaro was silent but his presence was sharp and barely left you, how could you not notice a man practically staring holes into the back of your head. Most of all Polnareff couldn’t be more than a few meters away, he was practically a lap dog. Until one of the others intervened with a vengeance.

 The trip had started completely normal for their personalities but now it was twisted into something that likely freaked you out. Even putting you on edge comparable enough to the undead fiend hiding in Egypt.  That was the least of your issues however when you did arrive in the fated city of Cairo. Dio himself waited with a suave calmness of anticipation of the people who wanted to kill him. Hidden within the confines of a building well tucked away, he desired to destroy the burden that was he Joestars but also something else.

There was you. So he bides his time carefully while his servants attempt to take the group out before they could bother approaching him. Of course he’s not surprised in the slightest when they make it right on his doorstep.

 You all happen to split off at an oh so convenient time. Anyone you happen to run into whether it be Terrence d’arby or even Vanilla Ice *Varying on who you split off with). Give you looks of intrigue but explain nothing of their vague interests.

 Perhaps you inexplicably end up on your own by some miracle, even if it wasn’t a particularly good idea. Dio absolutely delights himself in tracking you down in the night under the stars of Cairo.  He doesn’t even make haste in taking care of anyone chasing him. The vitriol he’s met with even stronger than usual hatred for his existence tips him off to the groups feelings for you. The blond vampire certainly couldn’t have that type of fixation possibly eyeing you, aside from himself that is.

  Dio will eventually find you, and certainly corner you in one shape or another. If he happens to need to use The World to achieve this if you’re not too far away than so be it.  He towers over you with a wave of charisma and confidence, a smirk placating his desires placated right in front of him.

“Astounding you came this far with the Joestars, I’ve never seen such determination to cross the world with a bunch of fixated fools...” he’ll muse nonchalantly. But there’s something wrong you can just feel it, his eyes are no different. His interest in you is frightening for some reason. He plays along with the mix of fury and fear in your eyes, the swings of your stand that he easily dismisses with a few strong swipes of his stand. Then he’ll comment of your distress, reminding him of countless others who came near him.     Time proceeds to stop and he comes up on the other side of you.

He enjoys the feel of your neck beneath his fingers before firmly letting his nails dig into the surface.

 Time resumes, his digits already digging into your arteries with little effort.  An air of superiority fills the air, he’ll inform you this is where the fight ends. Unfortunately it’s not the way you wanted it to in the slightest, no he never intended to give you that choice in the first place.

  He doesn’t hesitate to tease you, his breath just centimeters from your face as he bends down. telling you not to bother with trivial resistance, his lovely little pet.

Yandere! Yoshikage Kira    Kira is particularly interesting with his yandere tendencies, it’s bad enough he has to hide a deadly hand fetish let alone an obsession for a whole person. He’s rather concerned immediately as this obsession isn’t typical of his usual murderous intents. What makes it worse most likely, is he probably has the awareness you might be part of the group that’s attempting to pursue him.

   Even when he assumes the identity of Kosaku Kawajiri, he’s not only on edge of being discovered but you are also an issue. He should want to eliminate you just like the rest who are trying to find him. But he can’t seem to convince himself of such of endeavor, even with the potential of just having your hands 

 When it comes down to it however, he’s on edge enough to strategize around you somehow. Especially with Hayato and Shinobu being involved with his assumed identity’s life.

  His heart impulsively races if he stumbles near by you, an attempt to rationalize his feelings after acting on his simple desires for so long.

  Though there’s likely a way to track your habits after he gets rid of the others, and any feasible evidence incriminating him towards these newly missing pupil. Surely he can track your family’s schedule, perhaps even your own to an extent.

  There’s much he has to work around, but he’ll somehow make something work even if Kira has to erase every single little thing to get to you.       

[dolphin-enthusiast]

Sdc reaction to their s/o having a dog who is a american bully and dealing with them push them off the bed just to be next to owner

I suppose what you mean is a rather misbehaving dog??? Because if so I got you fam-

Jotaro:

- Oh but he’s no stranger to misbehaving dogs, trust me. The man already had to deal with Iggy on a daily basis, therefore his patience is rather thin when it comes to overly demanding pets.

- Sure it’s not as if he’s going to Y E E T s/o’s dear pet (like he did with Iggy), but sometimes the dog would lowkey annoy him, especially when it would try pushing him away from s/o.

- At some point he says fuck it, grabs some salami and tries luring the dog away just so he could sit the fuck down in peace and spend some time with s/o for o n c e. Surprisingly the trick works and Jotaro can finally cuddle with his partner without being disturbed after a long day of work. That is until the dog finishes the salami and demands more by jumping on top of his hat.

Kakyoin:

- You can’t tell me that this man doesn’t get along with any animal ever. It’s as if they are drawn to him as well, Kak being able to win their trust in no time. He quite enjoys spending time with animals usually.

- So just imagine the look of surprise on his face once he’d notice that the dog is acting rather hostile towards him. The man tries and tries to get close to the pet and yet he keeps failing each time, so eventually he just gives up and pulls what bs Jotaro pulled: lure the dog away with treats. This of course doesn’t work forever and s/o’s pet comes back with a vengeance in order to get more treats just as Kak was getting comfy next to s/o. What a nasty turn of events.

Polnareff:

- Most likely the worst at handling the situation. He already has his infamous rivalry with Iggy so it’s no wonder that he’ll go sicko mode once he’d discover just how much s/o’s pets dislikes him. He thinks he must be cursed or something.

- Each time the dog tries pushing him away he throws another rage fit and it eventually ends up with Pol chaotically running around whilst screaming for s/o to “hold the beast” as the dog keeps chasing him. It would be the physical embodiment of the “GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH” vine.

- At night the man has to a l w a y s wake up s/o in order to hold their pet only for him to be able to go to the bathroom then return safely. He almost got bit way too many times and s/o has to sacrifice their sleep in order for their boyfriend to pee in peace at night.

Joseph:

- He too usually has no issues when it comes to getting along with animals, so it would be quite surprising that s/o’s pet would keep rejecting him. The man tried getting close to the animal many times and would even bring it food almost all the time.

- Joseph would also try bribing the dog with food in order to spend time with s/o without being disturbed, but of course that he would fail. Each time he’d be wrapping his arms around s/o or trying to kiss them the dog would either push him or straight up jump between the pair, trying to break them off. And don’t even think that it wouldn’t end with the dog chasing Joseph around the house after he had a rage fit as s/o would desperately try taming BOTH of them.

Avdol:

- Just like Kakyoin animals usually feel drawn to him, almost as if they sense that he has a gentle welcoming soul. Although he would be thrown off by the dog’s behavior at first, he would do his best at befriending it.

- And as he’d see that it would be failing, the man would keep his distance whilst DESPERATELY trying to keep his calm whenever the dog would be fucking with him. He may be a patient person but really, d o n t test him.

- The second the dog pushes him he loses it and s/o has to calm him down while also trying to keep the dog away since it goes sicko mode once it spots the pair together. Eventually Avdol makes a compromise and keeps a decent distance from the dog and s/o for a certain amount of hours a day so that s/o’s pet is AT LEAST relatively satisfied.

[castellankurze]

A Completely Bizarre Halloween

I was gonna wait until Saturday to post this...but I can’t hold off anymore.  A fun bit of writing based off the very very anime game run by @lordcaliginous with @starcunning, @tamsynspeaks and @mystictheurge 

Extra thanks to my wonderful wife @starcunning for the sweet-ass art of my girl Shouko.

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It was a dark and stormy night as clouds gathered over the ocean to the east of Hitachinaka.  If the wind were any indication it would be raining soon.  Perfect for a Halloween party.

The sun was already down and traffic was at a minimum, so the bright red motorcycle was all but alone on the road as it flashed between streetlights, its custom paintjob glinting as if it glowed as it passed beneath every pool of light, its engine thrumming as the rider gunned the throttle between turns.  An intersection loomed ahead and the bike tilted heavily as the rider leaned into turn only to face a pare of glinting crimson lights.  With lightning reflexes, she straightened the handlebars and swung wide, driving on the center stripe as she zipped past the slower-moving truck, popping a wheelie with the motion.  There was a brief honk of the larger vehicle's horn and the rider lowered her head slightly, snorting inaudibly behind the faceplate of her helmet.  Maybe it was a little reckless, but she was already late enough, dammit.

Hitachinaka wasn't nearly as dense as Tokyo - what was - but as the streets narrowed and parking spaces became vanishingly rare as she got closer to her destination amidst a block of freestanding houses.  But then a flash of light off a glossy black paintjob caught her eye and she grinned, swinging into a parking space a few inches away from the bumper of a smoothly-sculpted foreign car and braking.  As she turned off the bike she reached out and gave Shoji's car a fond pat.  It was a nice vehicle, even if it was American.  Miyumi's boyfriend had good taste.

With the bike's handlebars locked, Shouko reached up to pull off her helmet, shaking out hair that looked midnight-blue in the evening light and scratching her fingers through it as she shook her head, setting her accouterments to jangling softly.  She dismounted with a smooth lift and spin of one leg before unlocking the cargo carrier she'd bolted to the bike's rear seat before leaving, stowing her helmet before taking out the last piece of her costume.

She hadn't worn any of her leathers - Shouko was confidant in her riding ability, and besides, the leather jacket would have crushed the shoulder pads of her long coat.  It reached all the way down to her calves - Shouko wasn't nearly as tall as Erika, who could have made a decent half-giant in a LARP, but she was just tall enough to pull this off.  Beneath it, she wore a grey shirt and black slacks that wouldn't have looked out of place on a normal day, but to which she'd added a pair of belts with a head-spinning sawtoothed print pattern and a set of pointed riding boots.  A gold-painted chain was anchored to the long coat's popped collar, and Shouko pulled on the brimmed cap to complete the world-famous image of Jotaro Kujo. 

Shouko Kogawa wasn't as money as some members of her high school class - who could probably have had a solid gold chain if they wanted - but she'd spent a few extra yen, and the investment was worth it, she thought as she briefly checked her look in her phone and flashed a quick V-sign.  Then she locked everything up and only hesitated a little bit before leaving the bike behind.  The Honda weighed in at 200kg, and parked just behind Shoji's car with everything made tamper-proof, nobody was going to make off with the thing without a serious investment, and this was a nice neighborhood anyway.  She'd wash and wax the rain away tomorrow.  With that she squared her shoulders and thrust her hands in her pockets, head low so that the brim of her cap covered the magenta of her eyes as she started off.  The party was about three blocks away, just enough time to get into character, and she breathed slow and deep to get her heart rate down after her ride, practicing her scowl and trying not to shiver - the wind was getting really damn cold.

Thunder boomed in the distance and her shoulders hitched slightly.  She'd never been scared of storms when she'd been a kid, but then, for most people overcoming their fear of storms was about learning that the thunder and lightning weren't nearly as scary as they seemed.  For Shouko and a few others, things had come about the opposite way, a firsthand look into what lurked behind the storm.  Nowadays, the nights seemed a little darker, the pools of light beneath each lamppost and the windows of houses more than ever like islands of safety.  The thunder boomed again and Shouko chewed the inside of her lip.  The air felt thick, almost hard to breathe.  It felt like something was about to happen; between the bolts of thunder even the world seemed to be holding its breath, silence reigning in a world of seemingly no movement, no life but for a single man seated on a bench on the other side of the next intersection, reading a newspaper beneath one of the streetlights.  Shouko increased her pace a little bit.  Even just a short 'yo' would be a welcome relief from the sudden tension. 

It started as she passed the last car parked before the intersection.  Unseen as the girl's heels stepped past, something like liquid shadow seeped from beneath the car, joined from another elongated tendril of seemingly living oil from the car across the street.  There came the quiet scratch of claws on asphalt, and the sound brought Shouko to a halt midway between one curb and the next as she watched movement suddenly appear beneath the first car parked on the opposite side.

They could have passed for dogs...if you were blind.  One had seven eyes, another had four.  One of them had two mouths.  All of them had stubby, muscular legs.  All of them were a dark, almost liquid grey, like shadows come to life.  Shouko clenched her hands inside her pockets.  Her right hand touched her keys, her left her pack of cigarettes.  Her phone was in her coat's breast pocket, and she'd have to reach for it if she wanted to use it.  Same with her prized butterfly knife, which was tucked through a loop in the pants at the small of her back - not that the knife would have come in handy against shadowbeasts like these.

She turned her head slightly, first one way, then the other.  There were six of the beasts ringed around her, two in front, two behind, one to either side.  She grit her teeth.  Where was a car when you needed one?  Some random suburbanite happening by in his sedan would give her the opening she needed, as the shadowbeasts slunk away from the headlights.  The guy on the sidewalk was no use.  He couldn't bring the streetlight's power with him, and one of the first things Shouko and her study group had learned the hard way was that most people couldn't see the otherworldly creatures.

But wait a second - he was actually folding up his newspaper and setting it on the bench.  He was turning towards her!  Maybe he was coming to see why the costumed weirdo had stopped in the middle of the street.  But then as he left the light, the man's body altered radically.  A handful of extra eyes sprouted in his brow and temples, his hair vanishing beneath a ridged crest, his limbs growing narrow as his nails sharpened, and his back acquired a sudden hunch as his flesh turned a dull grey-brown.  An extra pair of arms sprouted from the back of his shoulders, claws like pincers arcing over his head.

All of this happened in a heartbeat and Shouko felt her blood run cold.  A shadow-taken, like Takuya?   Except instead of a hulking behemoth he looked more like a human spider.  Maybe just some new kind of monster she hadn't seen yet.  The thing stopped a few steps behind the shadowbeasts and grinned at her with a tiger's teeth.  "A nice night for a walk, isn't it?" the creature spoke, its voice a hiss.  Shouko didn't respond, and a bolt of lightning briefly flashed some kilometers away, making the beasts flinch and snap.  "So good of you to come this way, Dauntless Heart," it went on when she said nothing.  "We'd despaired of meeting one of you tonight."

That was a butt-clencher.  This wasn't just some bad coincidence.  They'd laid a trap.  From the sound of things everyone else was safe, but that was the hitch, wasn't it?  They'd only been out to catch one of them, and they had.  Shouko clenched her fists and tried to think fast as the thing kept going.  "You and your friends are a formidable team together, but apart... you are all but helpless,"  It licked its narrow lips.  "There is no one to guard your flank, no one to heal your wounds here.  That is how you will fall before us - one by one."

Shouko grit her teeth.  Her heart was in her throat, and her eyes threatened to well up.  She was just a block and a half from safety.  If she screamed, would someone come out?  Would they get to her in time?  Could she maybe vault onto one of the cars and hop from roof to roof and get away that way?  It wasn't supposed to be like this.  She was supposed to go to a party at Kanako's and see her study group.  Her friends.  She was supposed to see Saika tonight.

You damn fool, she suddenly thought with a burst of heat.  What are you gonna do, let them down?  Let Saika down?  You're wearing a Jotaro Kujo getup.  You look like the badass everyone thinks you are.  Now act like it.  And like a dry woodpile catching from the flick of a lighter, the fear suddenly evaporated, replaced with sheer rage.  The spider-thing was still talking and she suddenly realized it wasn't even all that good a villain speech.  No way was this going to be the last thing she heard.

"...so foolish of you," it was saying, "to come alone and so late, when-"

“SHUT UP!  YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!" Shouko snarled, taking a half-step forward, and had the pleasure of seeing the thing cough mid-word, eyes widening.

"H-how dare-" it tried to restart.

"You bastard," Shouko growled, reaching up to turn her cap slightly to one side.  "I have a party to get to and you're out here wasting my time!"  She drew her hands from her pockets and flicked her fingers, and with a sudden snap-hiss and a crackle of flame a pair of long daggers had appeared in her hands, fire dancing from the glowing blades.  "So I don't have a tank?  So I don't have a healer?  So what!  I'm the Dauntless Heart!  Did you really think you and your dogs were going to take me on alone?  You won't last six seconds against me!" she challenged, raising one dagger and pointing it at the spider-thing.

"You...you're a fool!" the thing snapped in reply, the shadowbeasts growling in anticipation.

"Don't believe me?" the girl said as she sucked in air and tensed her muscles.  "Just watch!"

There was a blur of motion as she suddenly exploded into a lunge to her left.  One of the daggers flashed in a broad arc and the shadowbeast that had stood there let out a cry of pain as a cloud of writhing smoke burst from the wound.  Before a heart could beat once, the girl had reversed direction and, with a leap of impossible quickness, dispatched the beast that had stood behind her and to the right with a similar slash of one dagger.

Shouko Kagawa had the tightly-muscled build of a gymnast, a sport at which she had been the regional champion as little as a couple years back, and that had been before the awakening of her powers.  With them, she moved like lightning, little more visible than the fiery flashes of her blades as she criscrossed back and forth between the hounds, striking with first one hand and then the other.

Her boots skidded on the asphalt as she came to a stop in front of the last of the creatures and drove her knife upwards in a powerful arc that sliced deeply between the thing's paired mouths.  Six beasts, six strikes.  The air was full of shadow and smoke as the remnants of her attackers hit the pavement, sizzling and sputtering as their shadow-given flesh began to dissolve.  Shouko tilted her head first one way and then the other, feeling her neck pop a little bit.  She hadn't had any time to limber up.

"Your next line will be 'but our plan was perfect!'  Now you," she said as she turned to face the spider-thing once more.

It was clutching at its head with its human set of arms.  "But our plan was perfect!" it lamented, then jerked as its multitude of eyes widened.  "N-NANI?!"

"What happened to 'you are all but helpless'?" Shouko baited, stepping forward.  "Who's the lone, foolish one now?"

It snarled and readied its claws, pincer-arms snapping forward.  "No matter the beasts, then.  I will cut you down myself!  You dare approach me?"

"I can't stab you to death from here," she deadpanned.  This clown really was making it too easy.

It hissed and leaped, moving almost as fast as she had moments ago.  Shouko dodged back and to one side, striking out with one of her daggers, but the thing was too quick, and the fiery blade cut nothing but air.  The pincer-arms struck at her, snapping closed with audible snick sounds, Shouko tried not to think about what one of those things would do if it closed on a wrist.  It swiped with its clawed fingertips and she bolted back a few steps, trying to keep her daggers between her and the thing.  With four arms, it was hard to defend against the shadow-spider's attacks.

Something tapped against the brim of her cap.  A moment later there was soft patter against the metal hoods of the nearby cars.  Another boom of thunder shook the air.  The storm had finally arrived.  Her attacker smiled once more, showing teeth.  "We shall see how well those blades of fire handle themselves in the rain, shall we?"

Shouko grit her teeth.  She was actually offended.  "What does this look like, a Colonel Mustang getup?" she roared, and now it was her turn to bolt forward, stabbing for the thing's midsection.  It jumped back, but there was a sizzle as the edge of her blade grazed its flesh.  It hissed and flailed at her with its pincers, and Shouko was so busy dodging those she forgot the claws, and one hand swept up to put a neat pair of slices into her left-side brow, the force of the blow knocking her cap from her head.  Shouko stumbled back as blood trickled from the wounds, sliding lazily down the curve of her eye socket and spilling over her cheek from there.

The rain was beginning to intensify, and the droplets sputtered and sizzled, turning to steam where they touched the ethereal blades.  The shadow-spider lifted its hand and, predictably, licked the blood from its claws.  "The first of many.  Like droplets of rain, the blood shall flow from you until there is none left to give."

Shouko felt her eye instinctively closing to block out blood.  This was no good.  She couldn't fight with one eye closed.  This had to end fast.  With a twitch of her wrists she spun one of her daggers into a reverse grip and slammed the pommels together so that with a burst of flame they coalesced into a single, elongated crescent, a glimmering string appearing to link the ends of the newly-formed bow.  With a quick motion, Shouko made to pinch the string between her thumb and first two fingers, drawing the bow with hardly an effort.  As she did so, another glimmer took shape, that of an arrow pinched between her fingers, and a moment later she let fly.  There was hardly any time to react - but the damned spider-thing did anyway, twisting its upper torso so that the flaming arrow only grazed its shoulder and flew down the street, sputtering out on the wet asphalt.

"Is that your best?" it taunted.

"Shut up!  This fight is going to ruin my cosplay, you freak!"  Shouko hefted the bow and, with a breath, dug deep into her reserves and began to rapidly pluck the string, an effort that wouldn't have shot an arrow ten feet with a real bow.  With the ethereal weapon, however, each twang launched two or three shafts into the air, each of them leaving blazing trails in their wake as they scattered to and fro, sending the spider-thing scuttling to dodge them, under finally the girl ceased to pluck the string and it came up to its full height with a laugh of triumph, only to see that Shouko had taken one hand from the bow and was pointing towards the sky.  It looked up.

A dozen glimmering shafts hung in the air above its head, ferocious orange against the black of the clouds above.

"So you can dodge an arrow," Shouko said, forcing herself to keep her voice even.  "How many arrows can you dodge, I wonder?"  Then she pressed her thumb to her forefinger and snapped.  All of the arrows descended at once, moving with blistering speed as they struck the nonplussed shadow creature.  It howled in pain, not just from the shafts that pierced its flesh but at the flames that suddenly spread across its body, accompanied by a blast of energy that rocked several of the nearby cars and threw a gout of steam into the air as the raindrops nearby evaporated.

Shouko burst through the pressure wave, her weapon once more split into its paired daggers as she lunged and struck over and over again, letting out a bark of sound to punctuate each blow that, thanks to the speed of her attacks, moulded together into a single rolling cry.  As if to put the final exclamation point on the matter, the last blow struck through the shadow-spider's jaw and into the roof of its mouth, lifting it from its feet as the eldritch fires slowly dissipated to leave it a smoking husk.

"Why...?" it gurgled between its forcibly-clenched teeth. "Everything... was... perfect..."

Shouko pushed lightly and the creature slipped from her dagger to sprawl on the roadway, and with a flick of her wrist dismissed her weapons with a hiss and snap of air.  "You lost for one reason," she growled as she turned and went back for her cap, bending to pick it up and gently brushing it before gingerly setting it back into place on her head, careful to avoid her injury.  "Just one."

She turned and looked back at her fallen opponent, ringed by the slowly-dissolving corpses of its hounds, and raised a hand palm-up.  A series of soft blue lights, like lanterns bobbing on the sea, took shape around the fallen shadow creatures and swirled around Shouko with a sound like a soft sigh, collecting in her hand.  As the energy left them, the creatures' collapse accelerated until little was left of them but sooty stains on the blacktop that the rain quickly began to wash away.

"You really pissed me off," she said as the spider-thing vanished into a puff of smoke and the collected energy sank into her palm.

Despite herself, she let out a little sigh of relief as the thing disappeared.  That settled the question of its true nature.  If it had been human beneath that nightmare facade it would have reverted to its true face, the way Takuya had.  Between that knowledge and the energy she'd absorbed, Shouko felt almost refreshed.  Except for a throbbing headache where she'd been cut.

She left the intersection behind, resuming the walk to Kanako's in what was by now a steady drizzle, and as she went she fished in her pocket for one of her cigarettes, drawing it from the pack and putting the butt of it to her lips as she hunted for her lighter.  Where was the damn thing?  Had she left it at home?  Annoyed, she twitched her fingers and one of her daggers snapped back to life, the fires crackling from the blade igniting the end of the cigarette.

"Yare yare daze," she grumbled as she dismissed the weapon once more and drew on the smoke.

-------------------

"Kogawa!  Good to see y-are you okay?" was her greeting from the vampire that opened the door as he spied the remnants of clotted blood that hadn't washed off in the rain.

"M'fine," she said with a wink and a grin.  "Just gotta talk to Kana."  With that she stepped inside, pinching the smoldering end of her cigarette and dunking it in what looked like an abandoned drink before tossing it out.  As she walked into the main room she saw Miyumi, draped in a long white coat and a set of goggles, turning and wrinkling her nose.  "Relax, it's already out," Shouko said before the Dr. Frankenstein could say anything.  She wondered if Shoji was somewhere nearby done up with stitching and patchy clothes.

It was after she'd had Kanako see to her head injury and cleaned up and grabbed a drink that a sugar-sweet voice declared "Shouko, there you are!" as a head full of golden curls came bouncing up.  Saika had pulled her sidelocks into a set of red ties, and an angelic wing made of cardboard covered her right shoulder to accentuate the white-knight getup she wore.  The blonde wasted no time in slinking into Shouko's side, slipping her arms around Shouko's waist so that the taller girl could settle one of her own around her shoulders.  "Kanako said you ran into trouble on the way here," she said, bright green eyes full of worry.

"Yeah," Shouko said with a bit of a shrug.  "I got the chance to do a whole routine but I screwed up and botched one of the references.  I don't think the guy noticed, though.  Finished strong," she concluded with a grin.

[jojoscracklife]

Beach Buddies In Spring

Title: Beach Crackies In Spring

Author:jojoscracklife

Summary: Crack baby fanfic with Jotaro and Okyasu on the beach while Jotaro mosies down memory lane.

Warnings: crack, swearing, crack

Word Count: 895

Jotaro Kujo awoke to his alarm at precisely 5:00 A.M. and headed to his usual spot on the Morioh Beachfront. He had to write a thesis for his marine biology degree, but he still had no idea what he was going to write about. Along with the stress of Joseph coming to Morioh, and Chilli Pepper still in possession of the arrow, Jotaro felt slightly overwhelmed. The moment he began to show some emotion from the stoicism, he heard a familiar “Yo!” from behind him.

   Okuyasu Nijimura, the thickheaded bff of his uncle Josuke, decided to skip school and sit by the beach. Jotaro wanted to get up, but he decided to stay when the bald child asked him a very scary question.

      “Hey, who the hell was DIO?”

      Jotaro feels a tremble through his body. Just the thought of that ripped blond babe of a vampire made him remember the good old 80’s.

   “Why are you screaming that name?” Jotaro responded with a panicked expression.

Okuyasu replied simply “It’s in all caps, so I assumed you could only scream his name. But who was he?”

   “An old enemy of the Joestars, and I killed him. He killed a few of my friends before I beat him. Crazy bastard dropped a steamroller on me, and almost killed Josuke’s dad.”

   “Josuke told me about that, and I was wondering something. Were you always so calculated? I mean, a guy as smart as you had to have been able to kick his ass no problem, right?”

   Jotaro was sent on a trip down memory lane. He sat back down and began to describe what kind of kid he was. He loved his mommy. Played fun board games with her. Then he watched a Clint Eastwood movie, and decided he wanted to be a cool kid. Cool kids never showed emotion, beat the shit out of random bystanders, and called their mothers bitches all the time. Then DIO happened. That son of a bitch stole his great grandpa’s body, and sent his mother into a state of near death for 50 days. They had to travel to Egypt to save his precious mommy, and Jotaro was ready to do just that. Along the way, he met an Egyptian fortune teller, another Japanese student, a French guy, and an actual Boston Terrier. Oh, and his stupid American grandpa was there too. Everybody survived until about the end, where the fortune teller got turned into a pair of hands, the dog got kicked to death, and his class buddy got a big hole punched through him. All by two gay, homoerotic vampire men.

   “Man, and I thought me and my brother had it bad with DIO, but he fucked you right up, didn’t he?” Okuyasu flashed a big, stupid smile at the stoic man.

   Jotaro held back a smile and replied “He really did. Do you want to know how I beat him?”

   Okuyasu lit up like a christmas tree “Hell yeah! What were you like in your prime?”

   Jotaro described being able to see in the stopped time, and learning to move for a measly 2 seconds. Then, he gushed about punching a steamroller so hard, it was suspended in the air between the two of them, and the real epic moment where he waited for DIO to hit his time limit, and then stopped time himself, popping up behind the cocky bastard and punching his legs really hard.

   “And you know what I said to him?” Jotaro smirked at the boy.

   “Oh shit, did you tell him like ‘This one’s for my great granddad’, or something cool?”

   “No, I told him ‘There’s one simple reason why you lost, DIO. It’s because you really pissed me off.’”  Jotaro awaited his reaction.

   “Holy shit, that is the lamest thing you could have said. Like, really, ‘You pissed me off’? Couldn’t come up with anything else?”

      Jotaro looked like someone just slapped his first batch of cookies out of his hands and spit in his face.

   “Did you even do anything to really hurt him?” Okuyasu asked with a stunned look on his face.

   “I- I mean, I kinda crushed his skull, but not for very long. And I also, uh, broke his stand’s legs, making him explode. I guess that might have hurt him, or something.” Jotaro replied timidly.

   Okuyasu laughed back, “Dude, I just would have kicked him in the balls a whole bunch, or even scraped them away with The Hand.”

   Jotaro remembered that the boy had a similar stand to Vanilla Ice, except instead of his whole body annihilating space itself, it was just his hand that could do it.

   “I don’t have to sit here and take this.” Jotaro scraped his notebook and pencils and started his way back to the hotel when he suddenly felt himself dragged back, and Okuyasu put his arm around the tall child.

   “Oh come on, don’t be such a baby. Come on, let’s go eat some Italian, and I can just sneak back into class before lunch break ends!”

   “Well, I guess I’m in a real spaghetti mood.” Jotaro smiled lightly.

      “Cool, but you’re paying. I’m a high school student, and you wouldn’t want to stiff Tonio, he might be in some Italian mafia!” Okuyasu gave Jotaro a hearty pat on the back.

   “Oh, good grief.” Jotaro sighed.

[abhisheksingh098]

Jotaro Rap | "Drip" | Daddyphatsnaps - Lyrics

Jotaro Rap | "Drip" | Daddyphatsnaps - Lyrics

Daddyphatsnaps Rap Drip Lyrics

Lyrics:- Fabvl:-

Keep on calling me the man Lay you out I do it cause I can Make your chick my biggest fan Then I switch it right into the stand You'll see the Other side of me Covered in the drip Come and take a hit You gon' see the Other side of me Stardust that's the clique I don't ever miss Come and see the DizzyEight:-

Look at the drip Me I got sauce on the fit Never been one for the talking Like Dio he running his lips He smoking a zip High on a trip If he think that he matching with this Been handing out L's Since I was a git Opposition know that I'm legit "I carry that muscle" "So line up the flex" So smooth when I move Keep my cool never stressed Get that Ora-Ora If they come for my neck Get you act in order Better come in correct "Got the Motorola" "Just hit the connect" I said Ora-Ora When I hit it connects "I mean order order" "Can't nobody object" "I destroy ya over" "End ya life with the pen" "Light em up like a star" "When the platinum burst" "Freeze" Don't waste time I attack em first The world's mine Story ends when you leave this earth So please disperse I punch all I leave is dirt Your life's a plague I'll stand to relieve his curse In other words Layman's terms He'll need a hearse Exterminating Pest that I need to purge Burn to ash he don't last To see the urn I been the greatest Foreal "Heavyweight when I carry the steel" Even your girl know that I'm ill I'm cold emotions never revealed Expression I'm always keeping it chill Moves I always gotta conceal Hide em so well I swear it's a skill It's the reason that I'm a threat in the field "I feel like a Fabvl" That's told by your parents The feats that I've managed You cannot imagine Can't handle the damage You'd die if I land it My "dps" is something truly outlandish "I'm a mac dog" You getting capped And that's no cap with the cap on I just let it burn like Avdol At your funeral I got the cap on Daddyphatsnaps:- Coming in with the drip Better watch that step Or you just might slip Go the hat to the side With a "stone cold" face You can "hold that beer" And then catch this fist I am off this chain Man look at this fit I will smoke you lames With a cigarette flick Put you all on game Y'all look at this bitch Tried to pop that shit But instead got whipped The boy so handsome Got his own fandom When he go platinum Every girl spasm And he got hands Let em go like Fat Gum Let it get raw I don't need no "Magnum" Me and my stand yo We are that tandem Get "ghosted" by me and my phantom Me and my gramps We dealing out damage Daddy on the beat Now the whole thing ashes I'm the kind of guy That draws the heater on himself I put the metal to my temple And I still had perfect health Oh no you're "triggered" You "ain't hard at all" That makes you "useless D" "I go longer" I am stronger You could never muda me You bet it Yes I'm approaching See the swag it's overflowing Close in and the powers growing Ora locked and I'm unloading Can you see the picture clearly Now your death is here unfolding That Za Warudo won't protect you I will send your head a rolling Disrespected me My mother and the whole crusader crew You've chosen death I am the "1-up" This a game you're gonna lose What you switching up the time Well Dio I can change it too I turn a second into "horas" Then I Ora Ora you You didn't know that I got it like that Don't know "jack" Or you'd know that I'm "popping" like that That I'm popping your cap After rocking your staff Then I'm clocking your head Make it bob to the rap You a hobit Eye level above where you stand Take the bass out your chest Let it thump in my hand Yo D to the P to the S Leave you "Dizzy" the "Fabvl's" Were true we the best!!! Fabvl:-

Keep on calling me the man Lay you out I do it cause I can Make your chick my biggest fan Then I switch it right into the stand You'll see the Other side of me Covered in the drip Come and take a hit You gon' see the Other side of me Stardust that's the clique I don't ever miss Come and see the

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[the-acid-pear]

Time to read this silly little manga again

Chapter 261

That title like 😨, my prediction is that the other guy, not jack, will pull it

But that's me being hopeful

I wouldn't mind grabbing his hips like that myself

Perfect teeth lol

I love how Retsu's face is slowly getting less smooth

Hhhh

IYFUTDUTDPURDUTZ

Chapter 262

GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH

This was so brutal

LSHSKSGSKSGSIUQ ???

OKAY KINDA CUTE THO

Chapter 263

KOZUE FACHERA KOZUE FACHERA-

These men never saw a woman i swear to god like ???

Ehegehhjdg nice

Kozue 🥺

EHEHE MY MANNN LETS GOOO

I'm not worried bc i trust Yuu, he seemed very nice. Also i know Doppo will win but still.

Chapter 264

JIHFIRSIRSLDT LOVE I FEEL

Okay now he said he's been fighting since he was 10 yo, i remember he said something different in the first arc that was less believable

LABSHSHWJ LMAO THATS TRUE

LET'S GOOO MY BELOVED MANLET

Natsue you poor milf 🥺

KSHSJSGSJSG HE'S A FUCKING DORK

IM LITERALLY GOING TO SOB

I KNOW THIS ISN'T GOING TO GO WELL BUT AHHHHHH

DOPPO NO

I WAS JUST SAYING TO MY BOYFRIEND HE WAS THE BEST BAKI CHAPTER AND HE DROPS THAT SLUR BROOOO 😭😭😭 QKWHSKHDKSGDHDHDB I'M LOSING IT

It's okay tho he can reclaim it

He's still extremely cute

Aw Kozue 🥺

Chapter 265

I actually forgot he had the eyepatch lmao

Ehutdditf nice one

Okay obsessed with the person who managed to recognize the place where Baki's mom died i already forgot she existed

LIKE BAKI IS THE PROTAGONIST YET HE'S SO SECONDARY DHSSRSGDF

Like y'all know how polnareff was more protagonist with Jotaro? Well this is the same except ANYBODY is more protagonist than Baki

Chapter 266

I was so sad over Baki i forgot these two were fighting, i need to talk about my attention span with my therapist

HEHEHEHEHEHE OLD MAN GOING ALL OUT SO COOL

Hope he doesn't get off the arena and pukes his liver our like last time :|

How often do you guys think BTG characters end up peeing blood? Unrelated to anything i just thought of it

God i wish that were me <- abusing the power of having no one read this

My man is dead

Chapter 267

Why is she naked tho

I love how Baki is remembering this like dude you were nonexistent

Look at tm baby Gaia there in the flashbacks, i miss him tbh

Chapter 268

That taxi either fast af of Yuu got this old man between his legs like that for like 5 minutes straight ajsgskgwjw

Oh this is terrible

POOR MILF BRO HAVE MERCY PLEASE THAT'S HER BELOVED

THIS IS AWFUL

HUMANS ARENT MEAN TO TWIST LIKE THAT JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES ME SICK

KAGWKWGSISGSKSHSH ??!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 IM SO OBSESSED WITH HIM

Okay i see how it was possible but he had to be very fucking fast to rip off all 5 of them

Also, Yuu lost his nails permanently, nails ripped off completely don't grow back

I really like how everyone in the comments is rooting for Doppo too

Chapter 269 (haha nice)

The fuck is he doing?

Okay i googled Tokugawa's age bc like, Doppo called him old man but he's old himself, and turns out he's 80???? Like wow king i want to look that young when I'm your age too 😍

Tumblr deleted the three chapters i just read 😐

But anyway started this yesterday finish it today

This shit is getting good

Okay i tried that on myself and it hurt so i believe how agonizing that would be

You know i can say this cuz no one reads it but yesterday i almost come to terms with having a foot fetish lmao

I love when yujiro goes >:)

ALSO AGAIN NO ONE READS THIS SO I CAN SAY I SHIP YUJIRO AND DOPPO LOOOOL NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW <333

Doppo could fix my popping jaw

Poor wife lady 😢

HEOEGKRHH

I don't get why everyone is so worried (jk i do now 😐)

Chapter 270

I feel like i have seen that panel of Yuu b4

HE FAST LADS FAST

You know looking back at it like that's so impressive honestly like wow that MOVE I'm-

Poor wife man 😖😢💔

Chapter 271

HIS LEG?!

Even Shibukawa showed up

I almost get hard for seeing him stand with a broken leg btw i forgot what i said but this basically sums it up

Doppo's so handsome i love his eyes and smile

I admire him so much

Honestly i owe so much to these fighters for keeping Doppo alive UGSTSKXGC + YUU IS RIGHT TBH

Extremely brutal of Yujiro

You know, technically speaking, Yujiro just saved Doppo's life

Chapter 272

That's so stupidly brutal

EVEN DOPPO IS FREAKED OUT

I LOVE HOW EVERYONE HAS MOVEMENT LINES EXCEPT SHIBA FDHSDSGD BRAINN DAMAGE TOO MUCH HE DONT CARE

GOD THAT'S TOO MUCH

Doppo just standing there like 😐

OUGQOGYQDOFQOHC 😭

<:/

He's literally doing what Mitsunari begged him not to do

Chapter 273

Yujiro shut up please he has one leg left and you know he will try fight you even like that <:|

My man like 😳

Tbf that must be weird plus hurt a lil

OH YEAH ALSO SECOND TIME HE SAVES HIM KUREHA I'M KISSING YOU

He's so tiny pleaseee

POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WOOO

Chapter 274

I forgot who that guy was

HHHHH

BLOOD

I thought Yujiro said "i used to love your judo" which could fit Yujiro's ironic ass

😳

Oh that's how you hold children to pee? Ok i, need to get my head off the gutter

Did he just slap Yujiro's ass?

Chapter 275

Kureha, mAh boy, don't die now

YUJIRO STOP ITTTTT. Like for real STOP

Power of love 😭🥺

This reminds me of the childhood saga man

WOOO I WAS WAITING FOR THIS FIGHT

🥺🥺🥺 don't die tho PLEASE

I JUST REALIZED, THESE ARE ALL MAIN CHARACTERS (or important at least, to some degree)

Doppo your leg is literally broken get tf out of here. Also Igari king you are dead. Katou you are on thin ice. Full trust on my grandpa tho

Oh yeah i can't wait for the day I'm left irresponsibly damaged 😍

Goki like °0°

WHAT?

Chapter 276

OH THEY SHOT HIM

THEY ARE HUNTING HIM LIKE AN ANIMAL IM OBSESSED

WHY ARE YOU WORRIED MOTOBE? IS THAT DICK SO GOOD? /j

Why is everyone disappointed? Did y'all really want to see Yujiro destroy our heroes like that? Also i just realized Hanayama isn't around

Chapter 277

Okay kosho is not as powerful as gouki but he can badly damage the grandpa before losing :/

They always make that pose in those formats of panel

Shibukawa is even shorter than me ohgdyotdlyf

HE'S SO OLD MAN AWFDYF 🥺

YfzutsidtPYSAAASSAA 🥺🥺😭😭

Love him <3

Chapter 278

BAKI DRIP AGAIN

I love the distortion effect

A-

Finally someone used their long hair for something lol

ITWSITIGS HE LOOKS DEMENTED

Chapter 279

👁️👁️?

He calmed down, aight

^u^

AAAAAHHH???

BAKI POG

FUCK HIS EYE

WHAT THE FUCK?!?? OSQUGOCSQOYFS

Obsessed so obsessed

Chapter 280

VIEJO TUERTO VIEJO TUERTO....

BACK IN MY DAY WE CASTRATED EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME 👴

Holy fuck old man

Poor Shiba man oyfodtñg

Shibukawa so tiny i know i said it B4 but hhhhhh 🥺

10 KILOS? RIP TO HIS MOTHER LMAO

I love how he's just limping around

Pwease Hanma San can i win? 🥺👉👈

Bonus points for asking it tho

Chapter 281

This is so depressing

BRO IGARI BROO 😢

HE'S CRYING FUCK MAN

Thank god Yujiro is asleep, he would have killed Igari otherwise lmao

HE'S JUST HAVING A MENTAL. BREAKDOWN THE POOR GUY

I love Toba

RIGHT HE IS A FUCKING WRESTLER ACTING IS HIS WHOLE THING

Chapter 282

Pissed off how Igari got me actually feeling sad for him lmao

YEAH ITS KINDA HILARIOUS ISNT IT?

DONT PULL THAT CARD IGARI YOU ARE FUCKING YOUNG COMPARED TO OTHERS HERE

ITDIRSITDIDTITXITF

Baki infertil Baki infertil

I love how Baki never learnt dhdhwgdg

Chapter 283

I wonder who the last 2 will be, i bet jack and baki

Hey Katou nice to see you again

I mean Baki has to survive first lmao

Chapter 284

I love Katou face he's so :s

This is brutal man

Chapter 285

Katou faces are so good lmao

WHAT? THIS IS NOT OKAY BRO

Chapter 286

YOU ARE FUCKING BAKI'S MOM ASSHOLE?! /j

Toba i love you but stfu I'm so angry rn

Suddenly i don't feel bad for all Igari when thru in the prisoners saga

YEAH KATOU FR FR

MI VIDA DE DIOS 😭

Chapter 287

I LOVE THAT SHAPE IDK WHAT IT IS BUT IT'S LIKE $@#!

That crooked smile svahsgd

His cigarette fell off 👁️👁️

Chapter 288

These twist so bizarre man

What did he do? Why is he literally foaming?

A dude was saying Baki was gonna steal igari's chick so someone said Baki would make her keep the costume 24/7 and he answered "that'd be fucked up man..."

Chapter 289

YOU HAVEN'T LOST THE TITLE YET IGARI SAN, KEEP YOUR HOPES UP FDHSSGG

Bitches be like "oh come to Brazil!" Yeah SURE...

Baki don't touch his ass please

True tbh

Rip Igari San

Chapter 290

I like that title

He's dead 💔

I love Doppo's surprise faces

Good homies 🥺

Surprised it took this long for a shower scene

These men have such small knees

AJGDSKGDJSGS THAT FUCKING LAST PANEL JUST 👍 QKSVJSGDN YOU RUINED HIS CAREER IGARI AJSHSJVS obsessed

"yokozuna be like 👁️👄👁️👍"

Chapter 291

Huh i see Retsu is gonna fight now

Mf like ò_ó

Young Motobe let's gooo /j

:Y

Okay Retsu finally looks like he did in the anime, took him a while

Chapter 292

Okay thank god something more entertaining than Retsu's pride 🥺

He's dead

Is he gonna fight him? Is SOMEONE gonna fight him?

Oh that's better i guess

MAN THIS WAS. OH MAN THIS WAS SAD AS FUCK OH MAN.

Imagine you just decide to visit a circus with your wife and suddenly you have a son AJSGJSGDHS

Chapter 293

Katsumi. Katsumi please.

Why is he wearing an animal print thong

Oh this is gonna be so good, i don't know who will win, Katsumi hopefully

Now now Doppo you are being a bit dramatic don't cha think?

The true homie 🥺

Chapter 294

Gonna go up to 300

Retsu packing cake damn

I'm still obsessed with Retsu fucked up cheekbones

OH NO

How.

WHAT?!

Well, rip to shin shin kai karate 😔

Chapter 295

Rip to the ppl under Katsumi

Why are they doing this again?

I didn't want to but my last post got so long Tumblr can't load it AFSGSGAHH so this is my second post bc liveblogging this manga is part of my personality now <3

From where i left,

I love seeing Shibukawa i hate knowing how that fight will go down tho </3

JACKKKK 🥺

Oh is that literally Andre the giant?

MOTOBEEEE 💞

THAT'S RETSU?! GOD I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AT ALL I-

KUREHA IS BACK TOO NICE

Katou baby you won't last

YESSSSSSSS YES YES YES MY SON.

Yeah and uh, Katsumi whatever.

BABYYYYYYYYY BOYYYYYYYYYY

Poor Kozue on god pugoygpgu

Toba 🥺

Kozue like 😨

Chapter 186

You don't know but like 2 days passed and i actually forgot what was happening VÑVPJOYG

I just remembered that scene in the fairy odd parents movie where the crowd goes OHHH AHHH

WHAT NUT?

I don't want to simp so early in the morning but UGHHH look at him!!

Hey has Baki always been doing the yujiro stand or is this new?

Feel you Mr Andre the giant i too have been told to not use my full strength. Though I'm just 1.60, my power comes from my anger issues and my god given right to kick ass

That's one strong kick

Rip the crowd n Andre the giant

Chapter 187

I don't think that's true Baki boy

That's a big number sir

I really don't care about this fight much at all surudtidkgxkhkdgksr

Poor Kozue man

Okay no apparently all cis men on the comments did want to become the string ???? Get help /j

Chapter 188

This is prob cool if you know who these people are. I unfortunately don't.

Look of bloodlust? He looks like the average fuckboy

YESSS BABEY LET'S GOOO THE GLASSES ARE BACKKK

Me watching the anime: omg that's so random why is he wearing glasses out of nowhere lol?

Me now (my brain is bigger): WOOOOOOOOO

I'm still obsessed with Toba's size

IFYOYDITDPUGPJG

Okay i had to google who igari was bc i wasn't recognizing him, now I'm cheering on him

This is gonna be a good one, hopefully

That was murder

DOPPO POG DOPPO POG-

Chapter 189

Hehehe this title sounds promising 👀

KSJSKSHSJS BRO 🥺

I really can't tell if he's scared of confident, i HOPE he's confident like, he's my pollo afteral (i make that joke in Spanish bc idk how to do it in English 😭)

Nice feet (See? No one can accuse me of having a foot fetish because no one reads these haha!)

I'm not gonna simp for 3 lines straight but i can't just pass this without saying how much i love how Doppo looks in this arc my man looking more precious than usual 😌🥺💞

Shout-out to the ppl in the comments wishing Motobe a happy bday <33

Chapter 190

These men just LOVE breaking fingers don't they?

It was a pleasure knowing you Motobe-san

I must say Doppo first watching the fights with Katou now with his son is like, super damn sweet like this dude is just such a Dad™

Sumo is such a damn cool sport tbh, i watched like one documentary on it once and nothing else but it's just like damn

NOOOUGHHH

MOTOBE IS FUCKING DEAD.

Lshekwhwksgskd someone was mentioning how they make Motobe sound like a badass but he loses every time and someone just responded "He's 50", which is similar to the justification i tried to give myself whenever Doppo kept fucking losing but then you have mfs like Shibukawa who is 70 and is just mad powerful KSVSNSH 😔

Chapter 191

Hehe the king ☺️

THAT WAS SO RANDOM AJGSJSGEJSG i love this mf

FUCK HOW SHORT IS RETSU OMG 🥺

1.76 HE'S SO TINY HE'S SHORTED THAN DOPPO OMFG

also if y'all wonder how I'm doing my jaw is currently trembling and i think i have a fever, but it's fine, we getting to 200 today boys

I really don't care much about Katsumi but he has a very shaped face i won't lie, his eyes are very pretty too. STILL DONT CARE BOUT HIM 🙄😒

They just throwing hands these mfs ffs

Katsumi that's a bit too far don't you think?

A fuckin pussy out sort of luck i see

Chapter 192

I hate smooth Retsu sm let him keeps his face wrinkles ffs

Obsessed with these lads

ANDRE MY MAN look at him

EVERYBODY IS GETTING IN THE WAY FR SPUGPYDOTSÑD

I love how these characters say <3

Fucked up to beat up a wounded man tho NGL :/

OH FUCK HIS ELBOW NO

Chapter 193

Idk man after 180+ chapters Retsu's body doesn't look that wild to me

I know he will lose bc uh, Retsu obviously? But man i really like this Russian

Kozue that's how every match is

Hhhh 😬

He's dead.

Chapter 194

OH MY GOD HIM AGAIN?! HHH FFS!!!

VAMOOOS KATOU

Hey they aren't doing the white lips thing anymore that's sick

Motobe Latino /j

OYFPUTDPUTDPUTDPID

NO MY MAN KATOU IS NO MATCH TO YUJIRO NO ONE IS NOOO 😢

Chapter 195

Monkee

MY BOY BAKI GETTING THAT GOOD OL FLASHBACK HUH BAKI PTSD MOMENCE

YEET

Chapter 196

LSHLSHEKEBSJSHSVS IM LOSING IT

Look at the cocky mf man sjsgdhd

I must say i love the progression of Baki's personality

ANDOOOO

Chapter 197

Katsumi is deranged

My health problems are solved btw

I honestly hope Katsumi wins, for the honor of shinshinkai exclusively

Doppo looks so proud of his son 🥺

These mfs so childish ffs

...how is he that small 😭

I really don't understand any of these people

Chapter 198

I love seeing Toba just around doing shit like yeah king you go. My nostalgia enjoys his presence

Toba king i don't want to see you on a wheelchair please-

Toba baby you are going to die and horrible death and i will hate to be the witness of it

LSHSJSHSKHWKSHS ???

He's dead 😔

SHOUT-OUT TO THE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO COMPARED TOBA TO THE TERRAFORMARS ROACHES 😭😭💀

Chapter 199

Igari right? He's dead too. I have less doubt than anyone else, Hanayama is a beast.

THEHWHSHHS 😭 WHY DOES HE HAVE TO OPEN BOTTLES LIKE THAT FFS

Different? Idk man he looks the same to me

Chapter 200

Like it's not just brawling man if anyone the size and strenght of Hanayama did anything they would win no matter what, this mf is a beast

THAT'S SO MEAN THEY WERE SUCH BESTIES OUGH MY HEART 😢💔

I'm sorry, he's gonna get WHAT? 😳

Ndhskshskhdkd obsessed

THESE MEN OMFG.... IM LOSING IT

So glad at least SOMEONE is still a bro 😒

HANAYAMA BRO??? IM BETTING ALL MY MONEY ON YOU BRO PLEASE

Obsessed he didn't even realize

THANKS HANAYAMA PHEW I WAS GETTING WORRIED FOR A SECOND THERE!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

And that's it for tonight, adiós

[spade-deck]

Just adding this to my autistic Jotaro characterization

He's stimming