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Real ones know it's Donatello's colors
#donatello#tmnt donatello#rise donatello#donatello hamato#donatello evil genius#master dancer#and massive nerd
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Happy Tiddy Tuesday little sluts 💋
#domme mommy#fdom#goddess#subby boys#good boi#good boy#puppy sub#big beautiful breasts#big tiddy committee#mommy milkers#curvy body#nerdy babe#sexy nerd#nerdy girls#mommy k!nk#dom mommy#bd/sm mommy#massive milkers#amazing body#gentle domination
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one of my favorite things about gideon is the characterization of "born 2 be jock 😎🔥💪 forced 2 be goth 😔☠️🦴" like quite literally one of the funniest character choices i've seen an author make and pull off
#like imagine if everyone in your city ostracized you because you weren't a quiet studious nerd#but instead a ripped athlete 'ladykiller' who did 100 push ups every morning#imagine you're a goth nerd politician who has to uphold a massive lie about your personal assistant's resume#and it's constantly at risk of being exposed because she's more chill and likeable to the rest of your colleagues than you#gtn#tlt#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#gideon nav
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He isn't just your homely chemistry teacher anymore.
#biceps#roided muscle#massive#bodybuilder#pecs#muscle transformation#muscle#bodybuilding#muscle teacher#muscle nerd#muscles#bulking#off season#nick hitchcock#hitchgrow#guys#roids#roidspiration#roided monster#roidpig#roid pig
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there've been a few throwaway jokes in various episodes about klingons not bathing that are obviously meant to be derogatory but of course me being the way that i am i immediately thought hey how can i turn this into a worldbuilding thing. and i thought yk i heard that chinchillas cant get wet cause its bad for their health, which i looked up and is apparently bc theyve evolved super dense fur to live at high elevations in the andes. and it turns out Qo'noS is largely mountainous and prone to high winds.
so my hc is that klingon hair is super dense and thick and takes forever to dry once its wet (which tracks bc look at it), plus the typical high winds and arid heat on the continents interior would crack wet skin as it dried, so getting wet is typically something best avoided. funnily enough chinchillas clean themselves by dust bathing in fine volcanic ash, and Qo'noS is an extremely volcanic planet so i think the whole thing works out pretty neatly and im incorporating klingon dust baths into my belief system from here on
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Reading the novelization of A New Hope already changed how I saw Luke as a character but Splinter of the Mind’s Eye is going one step further and making me question the very fundamentals thought to be obvious about Luke.
Like, Luke is, for lack of a better term, a nerd. He studied languages and cultures -
“”Yes,” Luke admitted modestly. “I used to study a lot about certain worlds, back on my uncle’s farm on Tatooine. It was my only escape, and educational as well. This,” and he indicated the creature resting a massive long arm on his head and shaking him in a friendly fashion, “is a Yuzzem.””
-he wants to study more languages and cultures-
“Empty doorways beckoned to him and he was tempted, very tempted, to enter one of the ruined structures to find out if its interior was as well preserved as the outside.
This was not, he reminded himself firmly, the time for playful exploration. Their first concern was to find a way out, not to go poking around this ancient metropolis. However wonderful it was.”
Luke wants to know about people. He wants to know about cultures and creatures and he wants to be able to communicate and…
He really just. Is a great Jedi. He jumps between Leia and danger and he befriends the Yuzzem the prison guards thought would kill him and he wants to explore the creepy abandoned ruins of a civilization long past and he uses Anakin’s lightsaber underwater to cut the stem of a lilypad they use as a boat and he comments that the rock formations are almost too beautiful to cut down and he knows how to work Imperial explosives and
He’s a Jedi, man. He’s a Jedi. He’s been a Jedi this whole time, before any of us even knew what that actually meant.
#the inane ramblings of a madman#star wars#luke skywalker#long post#splinter of the mind’s eye#sw novels#listen listen listen#i’m like ninety nine percent sure most of this book is canon to legends’#and like#later portrayals of luke have to be based on this one#he wants to learn and he wants to communicate with people#also the language of the yuzzem is mostly grunts and growls and chitters#so i have to assume luke could also speak shyriiwook if he wanted#luke in the christmas special understanding what chewie and his family’s saying#is made all the funnier with knowledge of other languages luke has learned#i’m rethinking how i’ve been writing and interpreting luke this whole time#he’s a massive nerd and i never even truly understood the extent of it#tragic
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ouhh could u draw the strange beasties playing a video games
Hellooo mtsodie, here a some quick sketches!! They are playing the video games
#I think they are massive nerds#Sam more towards the mechanics and actual game design and behind the scene shit#And max. Max loves good ol fashioned cartoon violence and strategy/puzzle games but he can appreciate a good story anytime#They both play point n clicks and platformers and anything else under the sun that seems fun#Likee Mario#Sorry these aint the best most of it was doodled on my flight w little to no references… but i might revisit this idea cause its fun#Thanks for the ask!!#asks#doodles#sam and max
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gale when you let him talk about chess
#i was having trouble with a puzzle in the wyrm jail and someone online was like 'if u have gale in ur party he tells you what to do'#he did but also he was so cute the entire time#he's got long hair and big brown eyes. he loves cats. he's a massive nerd. he cooks. he's got a way with words. i need him so bad#also i wish i was him#but mostly i just need him#bg3#gale
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something that is so important to me is that blake is not even a little bit smooth. she's all cheesy smiles and bad dance moves and awkward hand touches. this bitch has gotten by on the fact that people just fall in love with her when they exist in the same space as her for too long. she's literally too pretty to know how to flirt
#blake belladonna#rwby v9#sort of#rwby#bumbleby#someone in the tags is talking about adam. this ain't about him#yes i understand he's a big part of her story but we're not talking about him#we're talking about how blake is so hot that nobody notices she's a massive nerd#they're like wow she's so mysterious....when really she is Weird#go off girlie
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Howdy hello- guess who made a wings au :)
More to come with this eventually- I’m working on my designs for other characters at the moment, but for now we’ve got Red-Tailed Hawk for Curt and Eagle Owl for Owen.
For DMA I had Barn Owl wings because a) Barn Owls are beautiful and I wanted to draw the wings for them, and more importantly, b) Owen would probably want to disguise his wings, and it would make sense if it was as a different type of owl. I just assume he’d dye his feathers in some way or another. Look- just don’t think about it too much.
#guys look I made an au!#I hope to do more with this because it’s so much fun to think about and draw#I’ve been meaning to finish this for ages- had the idea like two months ago#I’m particularly happy with Red Tailed Hawk Curt- if you don’t know they are a very common bird of prey in the US- but very cool#there’s one that lives not to far behind my house AND I saw one quite literally yesterday#and curt just had that vibe y’know#the vibe of that bird#also I was a massive bird nerd when I was a little kid so this is scratching that itch from when I was 10#so I’ve got the books I can consult for this thing#At least for North American birds#but yeah very pumped about this#fun fact: the sound you hear on tv used for the bald eagle is actually the sound of a red tailed hawk#I’d like to thank the lovely ryoko-akari for giving me that radical fact#I think it would be silly if they could make bird sounds#just for fun#let my guy Owen hoot- let Curt screech I think#alr what do I call this au guys#wings are forever#birds are forever#spies are birds#birds used to be used by the government for espionage there has to be something good#OK after some consultation we’ve got one- from the fantastic swingingthehatchetnow- I give you:#Spies are Forever: Live and Let Fly#isn’t that great yall#man’s a genius#ok regular tag time#spies are forever#tin can brothers#tin can bros#tcb spies are forever
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So... I never post anything of my own on here usually, but it's Ink's birthday today, and I wanted to share some things I made to celebrate. Thanks for the memories, @comyet !! Ink is awesome!!! (And yes the username is correct, that's my handle on Instagram =))
This drawing took me dayssss because of all the work i've been swamped with recently T-T still enjoyed making it tho
#undertale#underverse#ink sans#happy birthday ink!!#i have so much due but i just had to make something for the special occasion#yes i am a massive nerd idc#its literally been 9 years since this game was made#ink!sans#comyet#happy birthday#yayyyyy#fan art#undertale fanart#underverse fanart#ink sans fanart#digital painting#my art
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König is Naturally Nerd!König
A lot of people suggest nerd!König (which is essentially regular König in my books) would be into DnD, or Star Wars, or Lego, but I disagree.
Normal and Nerd!König are obsessed with miniature armies. He has little models of airplanes and tanks that he puts on display in his room. He only has two World War models (and even then it's WW1), and those are the planes that Baron von Richthofen flew. Otherwise, he collects medieval minis and paints them.
He creates whole dioramas of them, and they're surprisingly good. He has the money to sink into his hobby, and it fills his time when he's not at work. He fidgets a lot, but he's gotten good at doing fine detail work. They're not award winning, but they're really quite good.
In addition, he's a major reader. If you want to know more about what König reads, check out this post here. If you don't want to read it, the gist of it is that König loves reading and reads all the time. He's probably the type to sniff and say the book was better than the movie. He's right, but he doesn't need to be so snobby about it.
Through the military, he has an extensive knife and gun collection. He can use all of them, sure, but he really doesn't need that many. He used to have only one room dedicated to them, but he's since had to move twice and torn down a wall most recently to make a big enough room for everything. He kinda sucks that way. He really takes up a lot of space.
However, Nerd!König didn't end up joining the military. He instead went into nuclear engineering and earned an excellent living to fund his expensive hobbies. He also ended up having more time to devote to his crafts, which led to...
More under the cut.
Nerd!König is a Snob
König is a pathfinder 2e type of guy. He's that pedantic. He'll have the rule books memorized, and he has links to download the pdfs ready at the flick of a wrist. He's ready to convert you. Your DnD supplies will be absorbed into his Pathfinder 2E.
A big reason he's into Pathfinder 2E is because he was introduced at a young age and so collected the supplies, but when he heard about the Wizards of the Coast scandals he decided he'd use that as his reasoning. He gets up on a soapbox about it whenever he can. He really, really hates Wizards of the Coast. It's a firey rage that burns within.
He also likes Warhammer. He's a disgusting Warhammer lover. He plays a ridiculous Adeptus Mechanicus army that he's painted himself. It's surprisingly good painting, too. Having painted Adeptus Mech before, I'm telling you it's really hard. He makes it looks easy with craft paint and crazy glue. He's disgustingly good at it. I hate him for it. How dare he be so good. He is genuinely a fantastic painter. That said, we saw what happened with the last Austrian painter, so maybe it's a good thing he stuck to painting minis.
Nerd!König also loves to collect ancient weaponry. To make it worse, he actually practises with it and has become pretty decent with it. He's feared among the LARPing community because he's known to be a fearsome competitor. He'd be more well liked if he didn't accidentally break people's wooden shields so often. As it is, he's not fully blacklisted, but he's skating on thin ice. He'd be banned for sure if it weren't for the fact that the forest on his property is amazing for LARPing.
Finally, he's into Renaissance fairs. He goes and does public sword fighting, once again, LARPing. He'll also show off his weaponry collections, and will gladly go on hour long spiels to anyone unfortunate to ask about the history of an item on his table. He is on good terms with the blacksmiths, and he's always having to pay the local seamstress to fix his clothing back in the traditional style. He will also go up to the ferret keeper and play with their ferrets, and then beg you to get some. He just wants a cute little ferret. Can't he have a couple? No, not one! They need playmates. You need at least three.
Either way, Nerd!König is a big silly guy. He's a bit friendlier and gentler than regular König honestly. He also is super passionate about his hobbies. He's so excited to show you his hobbies, and he really wants you to enjoy them too.
Just so you know, all these hobbies are expensive. Very expensive. It's a good thing he's making so much money, because otherwise you'd go bankrupt overnight, because, "Games Workshop released a new edition of the walkers! I need them for my army!"
#konig#cod konig#konig cod#konig call of duty#konig mw2#konig x reader#konig x you#konig fluff#konig fanart#fan art#digital art#cod mw2#cod#cod mwii#cod x reader#call of duty#modern warfare#konig fanfiction#konig headcanons#cod headcanons#konig hcs#nerd!konig#nerd au#konig is a massive nerd
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Vlad misses having a lab partner maybe a little too much. Sabotaged his own sabotage by getting too invested in a project
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#vlad moves in au#selkie draws#danny phantom#vlad masters#maddie fenton#vlad gets to say fuck. as a treat#hes jsut a massive fucking nerd#no one takes ghost studies in college without being a cringefail nerd about the subject#him in his little overalls#ive grown to love drawing maddie#phanart#dp fanart
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Wanna get on top?
#selfie#curvy and cute#curvy chicks#curvy#so hot and sexy#big hooters#lovely breasts#only f4ns#me#onlytease#massive areolas#sexy areolas#nice areolas#areoles#big areola#amazing areolas#thick black girls#thick curves#thickness#thick hips#thick legs#thick and juicy#thick babe#thickwomen#hot and sexy#sexy hips#sexy goddess#sexy nerd#sexy#sexy chick
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ncuti gatwa being a massive david tennant fan is good for me, personally, in a similar way to how david tennant being a massive doctor who fan is good for me, personally, because it means the nerds and the fangirls are winning in this series
#ncuti gatwa#david tennant#dw#doctor who#dt is becoming an iconic piece of this era of british television and theatre before our eyes and i wonder how he feels about it#and we kind of all watched the whole trajectory of it in a very specific way beginning with his collaboration with rtd#and his first big shakespeare roles sans romeo and juliet -- and throughout that whole thing he's been a massive massive nerd#sidenote to that: ncuti needs to get on some shakespeare stat you KNOW he'd kill it
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thinking about if hawk really doesn't go to MIT, but demetri does:
demetri's college friends have been listening to demetri go on and on about his boyfriend eli who's like a mathematical genuis, and the biggest nerd on the planet, and a huge softie, and they were childhood best friends before the started dating, blah, blah, blah.
and then when demetri's boyfriend comes to visit for the first time and they see hawk they're completely dumbfounded. they take in his mohawk and his clothes and his entire stature and they're like who the fuck is this guy? what happened to eli?
and demetri is like wdym this is eli obviously
#and eli takes it all in stride#he's like aw babe you talk about me#and it takes hanging out with him multiple times for demetris friends to get that hawk is the massive softie and nerd demetri says he is#cobra kai#ck#hawkmeat#hawkmetri#binary boyfriends#elimetri#demetri alexopoulos#eli moskowitz#hawk cobra kai
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