#joshua: im 28

[hisrising-archive]

hi i need the ssn of everyone that sends u a symbol

LET THE BIRD FIND LOVE , CLIVE !!!

[waloeders]

gm

thinkin of them <3

[paegei]

MOANER, GROANER, OR WHIMPERER ?

what sounds do the seventeen members make in bed ?

NSFW CONTENT ! MDNI !

a/n: GUYS i am so sorry i haven't written in so long ╯︿╰ i lose motivation for things VERY easily. anywho,,, if anyone has any requests or anything feel free to send them in ! ( just be prepared for me to take my time to respond ϵ( ‘Θ’ )϶ )

MOANER:

jeonghan:

when i tell you this man has the PRETTIEST moans i mean it. borderline angelic. every noise that comes out of his mouth has you on the verge of orgasm LITERALLY. he's upstaging you i'm sorry !

joshua:

the things i would do to hear him moaning.... 28:50 of the youngji interview is EMBEDDED in my brain. def more on the quiet side, his moans are pretty low in volume, but he is for SURE right next to your ear cuz he knows how much his moans affect you.

jun:

pathetic moans. PATHETIC. loud, whiny, GUTTURAL moans. he also has no shame. and i mean that. does not care how loud he's being. he has to let you know how good you make him feel, who cares about who hears ? also def makes those ah- ah- ah- sounds before he cums

minghao:

hao's moans are like josh's, low in volume but close enough for you to hear. gives me the vibes of someone who doesn't make much noise in bed, he prefers to focus on your blabbering, but when his sounds grace your ears, it is HEAVENLY. ( his moans are borderline whimpers too just saying )

seungkwan:

DEEP. DEEP. SO DEEP. yk that one good to me performance where he said "make some noise" in his deep ass voice ? yeah, that's his tone in bed. moans coming straight from the chest LAWDDDDDD. was pretty shy at first when it came to making noise, but after seeing how badly it affected you ( because who wouldn't go insane hearing them ), he just goes AT IT. unless he's in sub mode and is borderline sobbing

GROANER:

seungcheol:

bro. words could not describe how hot this man sounds ( i would know we're actually married ). GUTTERAL groaning. genuinely sounds like he is working out ＞︿＜ lets out a groan every time he pulls out, followed by a whimper when he shoves his cock back in :/

wonwoo:

practically inaudible with how deep his groans are. all you would be able to hear is this deep grumble. rarely likes making sounds in bed as he prefers to be all ears for your moans, but hey, sometimes good sex makes a man whimper okay there's nothing wrong with that :3

vernon:

kinda like jun, in the aspect that his groans have a pathetic tilt to them. every sound he makes, no matter how hard he tries to keep them in, just ends up sounding absolutely RUINED. im talking you'd think he was crying from how desperate he sounds ( maybe he is who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

chan:

he's right on the barrier between groans and gasps. OMLLLL HIS LITTLE GASP WHEN HE FIRST SLIPS IN !!!!!!!!!!! no shame either he wants to let the whole world know he's getting the best pussy of his LIFE. anime girl ~gah~ kinda noises IM SORRY

WHIMPERER:

jihoon:

dooooont care what you think. he WHIMPERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! his whimpers are very low in volume however, he knows that if the guys ever found out the little noises he makes for you he would be a goner. tries his hardest to hold the whines back, much to your dismay, but at least then you get the gorgeous sight of him biting his lip till it bleeds (/▽＼)

seokmin:

man does not care how embarrassing his sounds are he NEEDS you to know how good you feel. he is the EPITONE of whimpers. men be afraid to moan in their girls ear, but seokmin is sobbing out "f-fuck oh m- oh my god- 's good, 's good-" and other barely audible curses :3

mingyu:

his whimpers are WET sorrynotsorry. im saying he's borderline drooling. dumb puppy can't help it if your cunt feels so good :( sobs, cries, just the most desperate and shaky words tumbling from his mouth ( if he can still form words is a different story ).

ALL OF THE ABOVE:

soonyoung:

does not give a FUCK what noise he is making, he's just going for it. somehow sounds like whimpers, cries and growls all in one ?? also yes 80% of the time he is growling but are we suprised. just says any word that comes to his mind too. bro does nawt understand why people hold in their moans... if it feels good, it feels good you know ?

not proof-read ! lmk if there's any mistakes (づ￣ 3￣)づ

[okiedokrie]

All Is Fair In Love And War Pt.1

Summary: Joshua is nothing if not determined. If he wants something, he'll get it; not that he even had to try before. But sometimes, like Icarus, he flies a little too close to the sun. But hey, all is fair in love and war!

Characters/Pairing: Aphrodite Incarnation!Joshua x Fem!Detective!Very Mortal!Reader

Genre: smut, fluff, crack, angst if you really squint

AUs/Trope Info: Greek God!AU, Partners In Solving Crimes, Strangers to Lovers, "time isnt linear" trope, "holy shit im kind of obsessed with you" trope

Word Count: 3,194 (Full fic is around 10k)

Warnings: Depiction of a crime scene (gore, blood, gun, conspiracy), depiction of drug use, character death (major and minor), smut warnings in the next part

Rating: 18+

A/N: I decided to split this into parts since I'm not confident ill be able to finish this within the deadline, this is part of the The 13 Gods of Olympus: A Seventeen collab hosted by @beomcoups and @wooahaeproductions! This is just the first part, so if you enjoy it, please consider signing up for the taglist. Thank you!!

In the summer of 2000, Joshua Hong was almost five years old. People always commented on how pretty he was for a kid, that he’d surely grow up to be a very handsome man.

Which is why it was a tragedy when he died from a freak truck accident.

Yes, Joshua Hong died at the age of five. For like, 10 minutes.

The doctors called it a miracle - a small child should not have survived a whole six of the twelve truck wheels, but somehow he was resuscitated, much to his parents’ delight.

This incident caused two things to change dramatically - Californetherlands now has stricter trucking laws and Joshua woke up to memories of literally being Aphrodite.

Throughout the years, from that fateful summer day to the present day, Joshua flopped back and forth between believing that the memories were just fever dreams and genuinely considering that he may be a reincarnation of the goddess. But ever since he got to hone his powers, he’s been more inclined to believe the latter.

By the age of 28, he has mastered the art of seduction. No, not sleeping with people constantly. It was more so the art of getting people to say ‘yes’ to everything he asked of them.

This made Joshua a very powerful and influential figure in Los Amsterdam; You see, the way he dealt wasn’t by out-witting people or being richer than them. He dealt in favors. If you wanted to be a popstar, he’d introduce you to a famous producer, and get you a record deal that would solidify your career - all for the low, low price of free.

In turn, you’d owe him, like the many powerful people who owed him large favors.

Joshua found himself in downtown LA, in the club that he owned, just under his penthouse. He enjoyed playing the guitar and performing for his patrons, everyone seemingly captivated by his voice, or his beauty, whichever one caught their attention first. He finally strummed the last chord of his song, enjoying the applause of the crowd as the DJ started to play the usual club music. Just as he was about to retreat to the bar, a feminine voice stopped him.

“Joshua! Hey!” She said, hair bouncing over her new fur coat, jumping excitedly, calling him over.

Joshua smiled widely at her - she was one of the people he had helped start her career as a singer. He didn’t do much other than introduce her to the CEO of her current label, it was her natural talent that got her this far.

“Ah, Diana, good to see you!” He said, going over to meet her in a friendly hug, the kind that didn’t touch at all. “How has being a singer treated you? Any good news?” He said, making small talk with an old acquaintance.

“Oh please,” she started, her new haughty attitude showing, “It’s all over the news! I just got nominated for a Grammy!” She said in a sing-song tone. Joshua just nodded Truth be told, he didn’t really have much interest in pop music, but he did try to match her enthusiasm.

“That’s great! I knew you’d make it big.” he said, remembering the first time she came to him, a girl in clothes that almost looked like rags, now decked out in every designer brand you could think of. “So, what brings you back here then? Surely you already have everything you ever wanted?” He said lightheartedly. Even if all of Joshua’s connections owed him favors, it was quite uncommon for them to come back to him after having achieved their dreams.

“Well,” She said, her old, meek bashfulness coming to the surface. “I just wanted to see you again, to thank you for what you have done for me.” She tucked a hair behind her ear. “And I know no matter what favor I do for you in return, I could never break even for just how much you’ve impacted my life. So, thank you, Joshua.”

Joshua genuinely felt relieved to hear her say that - usually, people’s pride and greed got in the way of them acknowledging those who truly helped them along the way, but as he suspected, this girl still had a soul so pure. “Let's get some drinks by the bar and chat some more, yeah? My treat.” He offered, which she gladly took, the conversation between them flowed naturally, Joshua enjoying her tales of success.

It was an hour after the club closed that Diana decided it was time to head home. Joshua offered to see her off, like the gentleman he was, and so they walked to the sidewalk, her hand around his arm.

Joshua opened the taxi door for her, offering her a few bills in cash to cover the fare, “It was nice seeing you again, hopefully, you’ll make time to catch up with me in the future.” he said through the taxi window.

“Yeah, I hope I get the chance to see you again soon. Goodnight Joshua.” She said as she rolled up the taxi window.

Joshua watched the taxi drive until the end of the block, and everything seemed to be going smoothly. Then, another car intercepted her in the intersection.

It happened so quickly, too quickly for Joshua to even register the new car’s window sliding down, holding a gun out to the taxi Diana was in. Gunshots echoed through the street, the sound of tires popping and glass shattering but all Joshua could make out was the sound of two sets of four tires screeching against the concrete. Diana’s taxi collided with a nearby lamppost, the taxi flattening and curling around it.

That was the last time Joshua saw her alive.

It was all over the news “Beloved Grammy-nominated rising star, Undyne, passed at a downtown intersection in a successful assassination.” Headlines went crazy with her story, telling her life before her short-lived success as a pop star.

The police were on her case, and the street cameras identified a black car with a non-existent plate number. they couldn’t find the people who owned it, but they did have enough evidence to call it a homicide.

Joshua, being close to the scene at the time when it happened, was one of the key witnesses to the whole case.

Currently, Joshua is in the waiting area of the police station, waiting for the detective on the case to lead him to the interrogation room where he will give his statements. He was just mindlessly scrolling through his phone when a voice snapped him out of it.

“Mr. Hong? Correct?” One of the officers asked him. He nodded to confirm it, repeating his full name. The officer just nodded too, “Okay, please follow me. Detective L/n will be there to ask a few questions.” He turned to the direction of the interrogation room, Joshua trailing behind him quietly.

The officer stopped in front of a door, “Here we are, just head on in.” He said, nodding at him. He walked into the interrogation room, the chilly air making goosebumps rise on the surface of his skin, the thin cardigan he wore did nothing to shield him from the cold. He took a seat at the chair facing the door, poking at the cold metal table as he waited.

“Good Morning Mr. Hong, I’m Detective L/n. I’m here to ask you a few questions, everything said here will be transcribed as evidence for this case, do you consent to this?” You started, taking the seat in front of him, your tone was very professional, as he expected, you didn’t even bother with pleasantries other than introducing yourself, which didn’t bother Joshua. He confirms his consent verbally, politely smiling at you with his hands clasped over the table.

“Great, I’d like to ask a few questions about you first.” You said, taking out your folder for the case, “You’re Joshua Hong, born on the 30th of December, 1995. You own the club downtown where your place of residence is also. Is all of that correct?” Joshua confirms all of the information is correct.

“You can just call me Joshua, by the way, Mr. Hong makes it seem like I’m someone important.” He said bashfully, scratching the back of his neck.

You just nod, writing something down in your notebook, “What was your relationship with Diana Kamatayan?” You asked, reviewing the official file which states that she is one of Joshua’s ‘clients’.

You were well aware of how the king of Los Amsterdam does his business, favors for favors. That’s how he got this far, and if you don’t hold up your end of the bargain, he’ll take away everything he gave you. You knew asking for Joshua’s help would make this investigation go quicker, but that would mean you’d owe him.

Owing Joshua Hong anything is a dangerous position to be in.

So while you have him in this interrogation room, you’re going to try to milk every bit of information out of him while it’s free.

“Well,” he started, getting comfortable in his seat, “She was one of my clients, I’m sure your file on me already knew that. Other than a professional relationship, I don’t really have one with her. That night was the first time I’ve seen her in a little over a year, actually.”

You nod, the timeline matches up, “And why did you meet her that night?” You ask next, trying to get more out of the nature of this last meeting.

“She approached me while I was in my nightclub. I was just about to turn in for the night when she came up to me to catch up. She thanked me for introducing her to a producer and wanted to catch up.”

Joshua really wasn't giving any information for free, as the interrogation went on you could only collect information you already knew. He didn't reveal any more than a simple google search did.

You drop your file folder onto the table, where Joshua's posture remained calm, cool, collected across from you, the small, charming smile still on his face.

“Did you get what you needed, Detective?” Joshua asks politely, tilting his head with his query.

“All I got was everything we already knew.” You sighed, rolling your shoulders in your seat. You turn in your seat, facing Joshua head-on once more. “Joshua, you are one of the most powerful and influential men in Los Amsterdam. We need your help in solving this case. All our leads have gone cold. We need your connections.”

Joshua smirked, the only time his expression changed from the relaxed and polite smile he had for the rest of the interview. His posture relaxed, leaning forward over the table, he placed his palms down on the cool metal surface, and said, “You do know what that would mean, right? The price you’d have to pay?”

You nodded, “I know all too well.”

“Asking me for a favor would mean that you’d owe me, do you think you can afford to pay that price?” He raised his eyebrows, you’d think your eyes deceive you when his irises glowed a soft gold—tilting his head in an almost teasing manner, taunting you.

Your breath hitched as you looked back at the one-way glass, knowing your co-workers were watching every detail of this interaction. “I promise I’ll deliver what I owe you. Just- please help us.” You said, not being able to look at him directly in the eyes.

He straightens his back once more, his polite smile returning to his face. “It’s settled then, I look forward to working with you Miss.”

Driving through the streets of a somewhat more affluent neighborhood, you stop in front of a well-known party den. There are plenty in Los Amsterdam, but this one was popular because of their ‘free-love’ policy.

Essentially, if you want to fuck, every surface is available to borrow for the duration.

You don’t look forward to entering the den, especially since you don’t know which surfaces are good to touch, but your partner beside you seems to be relaxed and content to visit such a place.

“God, I haven’t seen Jackson in forever. I hope he’s still having the time of his life here.” Joshua said with his bright eye-smile. You turn back to him, eyebrows furrowing in disgust. How could he find a place like this enjoyable? You don’t understand how the minds of party-goers work.

“Okay, how exactly is visiting a party den supposed to help with our investigation?” You finally ask him, he refused to elaborate on how relevant this location was when you met up with hiim, or during the entire car ride to said location.

“Well, Jackson still owes me, and he’s Diane’s ex’s first producer. If there’s anyone with a motive to get her killed, it’s her ex. I asked him to get Johnny drunk enough to pass out in one place. Now you have the perfect stage to corner and investigate him!” He said, with a smile on his face as if his plan didn’t just open up a whole new can of worms for you.

“You do know it’s illegal for me to just interrogate him without a warrant right? He might lawyer up if he figures out we’re onto him.” You said running a hand through your hair.

“Which is why I got you this,” he pulls out a skimpy party dress and matching heels from his duffle bag, “We blend in with the party-goers, that way you’re not interrogating him, you’re just having a conversation.”

“Joshua Hong you are insane.” You said, tone raising, “I’m not walking into a sex den looking like a hooker!”

“Don’t worry, we’re just trying not to stand out, please, just trust me.” He said handing the outfit over to you. You think over his words, it would be wise not to draw too much attention to yourself. If you made it obvious that you were a cop you’d have to resort to improvising.

You were never good at improvising.

Joshua gave you the decency to turn away while you changed, he was already in his usual relaxed suit that already made him look like a pimp, so he was already dressed for the occasion.

You both step out of the car, your heels clacking on the pavement below you. How Joshua managed to find your shoe size is in itself impressive, but you don’t have the time to dwell on that.

You both enter the bustling house filled to the brim with people indulging in their vices, whether it was alcohol, drugs, the ‘free-love’. It was a mess of bodies and fluids that you’d rather not inspect closely.

Joshua expertly weaved through the crowd, parting it like Moses did to the red sea. He didn’t have any difficulty locating Jackson Wang, the host of these parties.

“Jackson!” Joshua called out, the man was sitting in one of the many loveseats, a can of beer in hand and two ladies under his arms, giggling and getting very comfortable with him.

Jackson squints over the flashing lights, eyes widening in recognition after seeing Joshua. “Joshua! My man! Glad you finally made it! Got to say though, that favor of yours was an odd one. But you’ll be able to find him in my room. You know the way.” He waves him off, resuming to talking to the women clinging onto him.

You follow after Joshua, quickly climbing a few sets of stairs to get to the third floor, the entirety of the third floor was just Jackson’s room. He made sure to lock the door behind the both of you when you guys arrived.

The floor was far quieter than the floors below you, and less of a mess than them too. This room felt like Jackson’s actual home, and not like a party den.

Joshua spots Johnny stumbling around the room, nursing a liquor bottle- a few of them.

“Joshua we can’t interrogate him when he’s like this, he can barely even stand!” You said, waving your arms in front of you to point at the inebriated man.

“That’s not a problem, watch this.” Joshua takes long and purposeful strides toward him, once he finally reaches him, he takes his face in his hands and stares directly into his eyes.

You watch in awe and slight confusion, until Joshua speaks up, “You want to tell us everything we want to know, and you will be sober as a priest while you do so.”

Suddenly the haziness in Johnny’s eyes faded in an instant, his brown eyes now have a golden ring around the irises, like a puppet on a string.

“What did you need to know?” Johnny says, no longer under the influence of alcohol.

“Joshua, what did you do to him?” You ask in slight horror.

“Nothing illegal, don’t worry about it.” He said, “Continue your questioning on him, detective, if we spend any more time here Jackson’s gonna think we’re having sex here.”

Not wasting any more time you ask Johnny, “Are you aware that Diane Kamatayan had been assassinated? Do you know any information about that?” Johnny squints before his eyes widen in recognition, “Diane, yeah, her, we dated a bit. I was obsessed with her. But she broke it off when she got big. Yeah, I’m pissed, but instead of doing anything healthy with my time I just chose to shit-talk her on Twitter and drown in alcohol. When I heard the news about her passing, I lost it, went straight here where Jackson just kept handing me bottle after bottle with no questions.”

You look at Joshua, raising an eyebrow, not much of a motive if he didn’t even contact her directly in the entire duration of their time as exes.

You shake your head, back to square one then.

“It didn’t help that she started dating the old geezer of a producer of hers.” Johnny said, eyebrows furrowing in frustration, “That whore, she probably got big because that sleaze of a producer gave her banger after banger for sucking his dick or something, tch.” he said, clicking his tongue and crossing his arms.

“I’m pretty sure it was him who killed her too.”

You and Joshua look at each other in shock, eyes meeting for a second, almost as if communicating telepathically.

“Why do you think that?” You ask, cautious around the increasingly irritated Johnny.

“He’s always been a greedy bastard, worked with him before. Wanted to claim all the royalties of my song, so I sued him. Pretty sure he got threatened by how rich Diane was getting for that hit.” Johnny spat, distaste seeping into every word he said, “Now Diane is dead, and the bastard is getting married to some Slavic model, most likely cashing in all those royalty cheques.”

You and Joshua nod at each other. Joshua snaps his fingers, it’s almost as if snipping a puppet off its strings, the glow around Johhny’s eyes dims and disappears, suddenly slumping over the seat, stumbling drunkenly like he did when you found him.

“Okay, we have a lead.”

[aynl]

Gehenna, the greek name for the Valley of Himmon, is a valley surrounding Jerusalem and is often referred to as a place of divine punishment.

In the Hebrew Bible, the Book of Joshua states in 28:3 that King Azah “burnt incense and children in the valley.” 33:6 mentions that his grandson continued this ritual. The children were sacrificed to the god Moloch. In 7:31Jeremiah(prophet) says to end the practice and all the shrines for it. So King Josiah answers this call and destroys the shrines to prevent the sacrifices. Important to add that this was never proven in any sense. The name Moloch only appears 8 times in the hebrew bible, so its not 100 percent confirmed that its even a god. A lot of theologists think that this ritual wasn’t actually a sacrifice but more like a rite of passage for a child. Plus that its actually just anti-pagan propaganda of that time.

In Aramaic translations of the hebrew bible, Gehenna is used for verses about resurrection, judgement and fate of the wicked.

In the christian Bible, Jesus refers to it as a dump where the habitants burn their trash and criminals. He calls it the pit of eternal fire which never burns out. Jesus uses Gehenna to symbolise the eternal suffering of the second death(The second death here refers to the punishment of sinners after death.). Its not the same as the eternal lake of fire as in the Book of Revelation but it corresponds to it. So gehenna is not Hell itself but more a symbol of it.

The reason why a lot of people call it hell is because 16th century translaters translated hades and gehenna both as hell. In Islam, the islamic name for hell, Jahannam derives from the word Gehenna!

So originally, Gehenna was just a valley but then became a place of sacrifice BUT this may be misinformation and it actually was used for rite of passages. It then became a dumping place, where the wicked were burned. It was never referred to as Hell but became synonymous with it after 16th century translations and the concept being analogous to the eternal lake of fire in BoR. The word Gehenna itself is referred to in verses about resurrection.

But how does this correspond to The summer Hikaru died?

A lot of those points fit the story very well! Like how they sacrificed their own people to a pagan god and how the village sacrificed heads to Unuki-sama. Im not entirely sure about this one point about the misinformation aspect. We know that the village believes that Nounuki-sama is some inherently evil spirit. But it’s not actually true, it’s more a man made thing. The villagers came to Nounuki-Sama. Like how Gehenna wasn’t inherently associated with hell but more so over the years. It also fits How Gehenna is often used in verses about resurrection, which kind of is what happened to Hikaru after being taken over by Nounuki-sama. AND how Josiah abolished the shrines and therefore the rituals may be what will happen in the story, how Yoshiki (and Hikaru) will overcome the village tradition and kind of put an end to what the elders and everyone before them have been doing. Maybe maybe idk these r just my thoughts would love more thoughts on this

[yyaktayak]

Emotionally Scarred -Cast💌

Kemani Keoir August .

25 years old .

Physical therapist / Singer

bestfriend: Michin

“he’s misunderstood, i think i love him “

Lyke Martinez or DamianPriest .

28 years old

professional wrestler

“Archer of Infamy “

favorite word : “wepa “

“she’s too pretty .. and she’s been through alot im going to heal her scars .”

Joshua Fatu aka Jey USO

26 years old

Professional wrestler

“Main Event Jey Uso”

“YEET”

“you know what Ly, I see her as your wife keep her .. uh.. ah YEET!”

Stephanie Hym Lee aka Michin

26 years old

“Really her “

“honestly k, he seems like the one for you.. as long as you’re happy that’s all that matters.

I do not give permission to copy my work in any way shape or form !!

[issamultistan]

kinktober (reposted) | originally written in 2020

this series is entirely nsfw! please be warned, minors do not interact with ANY of my SMUT works.

summary: written in 2020, this kinktober was a small drabbles series where most of them are under 200 words! all of them contain a submissive, gender, and race neutral reader.

PLEASE REMEMBER TO READ CONTENT WARNINGS. some of these contain really sensitive content. with that being said, thank you for reading my work!

key/guide:

✧ = fluffy smut, ✦ = hard smut

☆ = angsty smut, ★ = humorous smut

☾ = my favorites, ☽ = audience favorites

♡ = any works, ♥︎ = special/full fics !!

♡ 1. jeong yunho — spanking. ✦

♡ 2. kang seulgi — dirty talk.

♡ 3. joshua hong — public sex. ✦

♡ 4. jung jaehyun ft. ‘97 line — bukakke. ✦ ☽

♡ 5. yoon jeonghan — humiliation. ☾

♡ 6. matthew kim — size kink. ✧ ☾

♡ 7. mark tuan — creampie.

♡ 8. im nayeon — latex/leather.

♡ 9. kang daniel — asphyxiation/breath play. ✧

♡ 10. choi beomgyu — edging.

♡ 11. kim seungmin — sadism/masochism. ✧

♡ 12. kim jungeun — mistress/slave. ✦

♡ 13. hwang yeji — corruption.

♡ 14. do kyungsoo — sensory deprivation. ✧

♡ 15. choi yuna — nipple play.

♡ 16. min yoongi — waxplay. ✦

♡ 17. lee ten — blood kink. ✦

♡ 18. bang chan — daddy kink. ☾

♡ 19. seo soojin — somnophilia. ✧

♡ 20. lee jeno — pet play. ✧

♡ 21. skz ‘00 line — double penetration. ★

♡ 22. johnny suh — glory hole.

♡ 23. chang seungyeon — shibari. ✧ ☾

♡ 24. son chaeyoung — voyeurism.

♡ 25. park sooyoung — boot worship. ✦

♡ 26. jeon jiwoo — shower sex. ✧

♡ 27. lalisa manoban — branding.

♡ 28. ahn heeyeon — mirror sex.

♡ 29. han jisung — omorashi. ✦

♡ 30. ha sooyoung — sex toys. ✧

♥︎ 31. hwang hyunjin — lingerie.

back to main kpop masterlist !

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[mein-leben-mit-inkontinenz]

MEINE GESCHICHTE TEIL 1

Warum trägst du ne Windel?

Hi, ich bin Joshua!

Ich (28) Lebe heute mit meiner Frau Ina (29) In einem kleinen Haus in Paderborn. Mit Ina bin ich schon seit der siebten Klasse zusammen. Verheiratet sind wir mittlerweile schon vier Jahre.

Nach unserem gemeinsamen Abi haben wir Wirtschaftswissenschaften studiert und danach selbstständig gemacht. Beruflich läuft es sowohl vom Geld als auch vom Arbeitsplatz super. Für mich als Vollzeit- Windelträger ist von zu Hause aus zu arbeiten Wunderbar.

Ich muss Windeln tragen weil ich einnässe und einkote ohne es Kontrollieren zu können. Da ist was die Inkontinenz beschreibt.

Im gemeinsamen Urlaub mit Ina, damals nach dem Abitur (2013) habe ich mir im Meer eine Blaseninfektion geholt. Mein Blasenschließmuskel hat sich jedenfalls bis heute nicht erholt.

Ein halbes Jahr später kam dann die Hiobsbotschaft, Bei einer Routine Untersuchung wurde an meinem Darmschließmuskel ein recht großer, zum Glück weißer, Tumor gefunden. Der Arzt hatte mich schon vorgewarnt, dass ich wohl erst mal auch Windeln für das große Geschäft tragen müsse. Leider hat man dann während der Operation festgestellt, noch etwas mehr schneiden zu müssen. 💩

Seit elf Jahren mache ich nun also alles in die Windel. Meine Frau ist Ina hat es von vorne rein nicht wirklich gestört. Sie unterstützt mich so gut sie kann und hat mich auch als Windelträger geheiratet.

Davon möchte ich euch gerne erzählen.

Erzählt auch gerne von euch- Tragt ihr Windeln? Warum tragt ihr Windeln? Müsst ihr Windeln tragen?

Erzählt gerne:) ❤️❤️❤️

[keinbutterdieb]

Folge 1053

Tahmi ist da. Das Intro gefällt mir etwas besser als das von Staffel 26, auch wenn einige Figuren, die ich sehr sehr gerne hab, nicht mehr dabei sind. 🥺 Ich fänd's schön, wenn es in Staffel 28 wieder ein Gruppenbild gäbe, das Intro von Staffel 25 liebe ich. Elly und Joshua sind da. Und sie streiten direkt. Ich bin gespannt, wie schlimm ich das Thema mit der Schatzsuche finden werde. So ziemlich alle Meinungen dazu, die ich bisher gelesen habe, waren eher ... weniger begeistert. Casper hat die Schule gewechselt. Karl ist da. Frau Schiller. 😍 Colin und Joel umarmen sich. ❤️ "Hast du Noah erwartet?" "Nein ... Nein, sorry." Joel schwärmt von Pastinaken, und Colin ist sooo traurig, man sieht's ihm so an. "Noah kann seine Gefühle zwar wegschalten, aber du nicht." "Zwischen uns, da war doch was. ich mein', nicht nur als ich ihn geküsst hab, schon das ganze letzte Schuljahr über. Ich weiß einfach, dass er Gefühle für mich hat" 😭😭❤️ "Noah hat-" "Keine Gefühle? Das stimmt nicht, das weißt du. Ich werd drum kämpfen. Das ist es mir wert." "Na dann, viel Erfolg." "Bei was?" "Äh, neue Saft-Idee!" Colin und Noah geben sich die Hand. "Wisst ihr was? Ich bin echt froh, wieder hier zu sein." Die ganze Szene hat mich gerade etwas emotional gekillt, vor allem der Anfang mit Colin und Joel. Ich wiederhole mich: Oscar für Johnny, when? Oje, die Pflanze. Auch da wiederhole ich mich, ich liebe die Freundschaft von Julia und Colin einfach so sehr. 🥺❤️ "Brainstormen, jetzt kling ich schon fast wie Joel." Oje, Tahmi! Das Bild! Colin und Noah im Wald. Es tut weh. 😭 "Liebe macht alles kaputt." "Wie kommst du jetzt da drauf?" Noah, der von seinen Eltern erzählt. 😭 Colin, der Noah an der Schulter berührt. 😭 "Lass mich mit der Liebe einfach in Ruhe." "Klar." 😭 "Na ja, du hattest Recht. Er will mit meiner Liebe nichts zu tun haben. Ich glaub, seine Ferien waren echt ziemlich ätzend." "Was haben seine Ferien jetzt mit deiner Liebe zu tun?" Ich ... ich njkwndjewhndjhewbmfdrjmnmfbdn 😭😭❤️ Wie sie einfach von Liebe sprechen.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Schloss Einstein Folge 1075

Wir beginnen direkt da, wo Folge 1074 aufgehört hat: Bei Joshuas Ultimatum: "Schatz her oder ich hol Frau Schiller". Karl: "Dann mach."

Wie angekündigt hat Joshi Frau Schiller geholt. Elly: "Wir wären fast erfroren!" Joshi: "Dafür müsstet ihr so eine halbe Stunde hier draußen sitzen und das bei -18 Grad." Autistic!Joshi ist so real.

Endlich wird die Schatzkiste geöffnet, doch wie sich herausstellt, ist da gar kein Schatz drin, sondern nur noch ein Rätsel.

Queen Ava bereitet sich derweil auf einen Raid in Shields of Dalos vor, aber ihr Headset ist kaputt.

Wie sich herausstellt hatte Maxis Oma eine Geheimsprache und die fünf Freunde müssen erstmal den Code knacken. Okay, warte, ich würd erstmal mit der Caesar-Verschlüsselung anfangen und so oft jeweils einen Buchstaben weitergehen bis man entweder ein lesbares Wort rauskriegt oder wieder beim Anfangsbuchstaben rauskommt. Kann man sogar easy automatisieren.

Doch dann muss Elly leider weg, weil sich Frau Schiller mit ihr, Karl und Joshua über ihren nächtlichen Ausflug unterhalten möchte.

NOAH!

Richter Joshua Hockenbrink hat die Internatsordnung gelesen und festgestellt, dass Elly und Karl von der Schule fliegen könnten. Er wird den Rechtsfall in Staffel 28 LIEBEN!

Als Strafe brummt Frau Schiller Elly, Karl und Joshua Zusatzaufgaben auf, weil sie gegen die Nachtruhe verstoßen haben und Joshi sie absichtlich ausgesperrt hat. Moment...absichtlich ausgesperrt? IST JOEL ETWA WEGEN DER KELLERAKTION VON DER SCHULE GEFLOGEN?

Simon und sein Boyfriend Leon bauen zusammen Sirius' alten Automaten zum Überraschungsautomaten um, um den Share Space zu retten.

Annika versucht, die Verschlüsselung zu knacken und zwar mithilfe eines Schlüsselworts. Ah, die Vigenere-Verschlüsselung. Etwas schwieriger zu knacken, als die Caesar-Verschlüsselung, da man das Schlüsselwort herausfinden muss, aber auch dafür gibt es Methoden.

Ava braucht unbedingt Kopfhörer und schreibt ihren Gay Bestie Noah an. 13 Mal. Der will ihr seine Emotional Support Kopfhörer aber nicht ausleihen. Ava: "Du hängst zuviel mit Joel ab!" JOEL CRUMBS! Wir nehmen was wir kriegen können.

Joshi, Karl und Elly müssen die Fenster im Schulgebäude putzen.

MIKKA BRINGT JOELS PASTINAKENSAFT MIT! Okay, Ava erwähnt ihn. Mikka erwähnt ihn. Wie hoch steht die Chance, dass wir ihn heute tatsächlich noch sehen?

JOEL KOMM HER DEIN PRODUKT IST MARKTREIF!

Simon erzählt Leon von seinen Gefühle für ihn Ava. Leon: "Vielleicht hattet ihr einfach noch nicht den richtigen Moment."

Simon hat für sich und Ava eine besondere Überraschung in den Überraschungsautomaten gelegt. Leon spielt Wingman, doch dann funktioniert der Automat nicht richtig und Ava haut ab. Dafür zieht jetzt ausgerechnet Dr Berger die Überraschung - "Gutschein für eine Radtour mit Simon und Lilly."

Simon läuft Ava hinterher, aber die ist nur an seine Kopfhörern interessiert. Oh nein, jetzt denkt er bestimmt, das wäre ein Zeichen, dass sie auch auf ihn steht.

JOEL CRUMBS!

Limon Couple Content

AVA WAS TUST DU DENN DA? Warte, wir wissen ja schon, dass sie ihn korbt. Denkt sie jetzt etwa darüber nach, wie sie Simon schonend beibringt, dass sie nicht auf ihn steht weil sie gay ist?

New Mikka Lore unlocked: Er kennt die Schablonen-Technik.

Joshi bietet an, den fünf Freunden beim Knacken des Codes zu helfen, nachdem er merkt, dass er keine Freunde hat. Chiara: "Schön, dass du da bist." CHIASHI IS BACK!

Fehlt nur noch einer.

[reminiscentbelle]

okay so according to this bilibili video the top three lyric/words that appear in all the dv songs are:

3. "愛" (ai) - "love"... and the person who says it the most is mmc with 28 times 2. "僕" (boku) - "me" with a-dash saying it the most at 22 times (why did this pain me NAUR)

and first place is

"君" (kimi) - "you" and the person who says it the most is judah at 46 times like i cried he rly loves you.

also for the individual vocalists i'll only do the first/most common word cuz their top threes are pretty much the same:

re-o-do: 今 (ima) - "now" & "君" (kimi) - "you" (tied at 25)

joshua: - "きみ" (kimi) - "you" at 31

judah: "君" (kimi) - "you" at 46

2you: "i". literally thats it thats the post. 43 times btw. self-love king (literally never brings up his s/o in group cds too).

mmc: "愛" (ai) - "love" at 28 times

a': "キミ" (kimi) - "you" at 36 times. also "chew" is in third place and i think we all know the culprit for that

ciel: "wow" at 14 times im cackling

[weird-bookworm]

11:38 ᴀᴍ

Jeonghan: congratulations, ur 1 yr closer 2 death 😁

Me: 😃😃😃

Joshua: ayyyy ur old!

Me: thnx a lot 😑

Jun: happiest birthday, my only 30yo hyung 😄

Me: I'M JUST 28

Hoshi: hyung hyung hyung will u trt us 3 dinner 2day??? horanghae 🐯

Me: u hv ur priorities straight dont u

Wonwoo: hbd

Me: i'll take it

Woozi: happy belated birthday, sorry i forgot

Me: ...thnx ig?

DK: HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY HYUNGGGG!!!!!

Me: felt my eardrums explode thru text but thnx seokmin-ah

Mingyu: 2 more yrs nd ur half 60 lol

Me: do u hv a death wish

The8: hoshi hyung told me ur taking us out for dinner? can v go 2 a chinese restaurant???

Me: there is smth wrong w/ the performance unit but yes

Seungkwan: HYUNG! i asked manager-nim if i cud take u with me 2 this show 4 ur bday yk but he said no :(

Me: do i not deserve rest ∏~∏

Vernon: Happy Birthday Hyung :)

Me: it may surprise u 2 kno tht this is d only normal wish ive gotten

Dino: good morning old man ㅋㅋㅋ

Me: im giving u 5 mins. run.

a/n: tbh i have 0 idea where this sprouted from. hannie is so me lol. also. bonus points if you catch the skz reference

[playtwewy]

Dio 2, 7, 30; Minamimoto 11; Shoka 2, 13; Joshua 1, 25, 28!

OMG BLORBOS !!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU UNA <33 gonna put it under a cut tho lol

Dio:

2. When I think I truly started to like them

oh always. immediately. I actually first watched jojo because of him because i wanted to find out more about him because he was just.... something and all the memes i had seen with him were really funny

7. A quote of them that you remember

"how many breads have you eaten in your life?" <- fave dio quote

30. The funniest scene they had?

omg this is an impossible question there are so many..... but um hmm probably this one.

Minamimoto:

What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character?

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197

Shoka:

2. When I think I truly started to like them

I LOVED her design right off the bat tbh so i was already counting on her to be a character i liked a lot. I think she really became a character i knew i would love always when she had her join the team moment augh i was so happy :3

13. Your favorite friendship they have

not to be basic but its her friendship with rindo <3 they have such good chemistry with each other and with her reveal near the end evolves their relationship to one i really love <3 its no wonder they're like the big emotional centerpiece at the end.

Joshua:

1. My first impression of them

i know ive said this before on this blog but i was very intimidated of him at first lol but he was also so funny <3

25.When do you think they acted the most ooc

Hmmmmm ive already defended kh:ddd joshua before, because that would be my first answer, but im going to callout his absence in 90% of ntwewy. like all i see in that is the writers had no idea what to do with him so they just were like he's not there. I do think its very funny tho.

28. The most unnecessary thing they ever did?

so much... there's so much like he caused the deaths of multiple people. But everyone knows that. so I'm gonna say the fact that he has his shirt unbuttoned so far down in the cut scene where he shoots neku. like just get a shirt with a boob window at that point. aren't you cold?

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

5 17 20 28 kisksisskisskisskissssss <333

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

drunk II by mannequin pussy the only concert with a real straight up bonafide mosh pit that i have ever been in

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

sorry but i do think that broadway music is incredibly fun to sing out loud. im gonna have to go with seventeen from heathers CRUCIALLY riverdale style

20:A song that has many meanings to you

All that we get by first aid kit ! not so much distinct meanings but many many haptic memories which each refract the song in different directions.... lying on the floor of ninas room in a puddle of sun driving the highway to joshua tree crying on the floor after redacted sitting on the library steps at 1am etc. Lost. etc

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

California by joni mitchell <3 woman of all time

[okiedokrie]

All Is Fair In Love And War (TEASER)

Summary: Joshua is nothing if not determined. If he wants something, he'll get it; not that he even had to try before. But sometimes, like Icarus, he flies a little too close to the sun. But hey, all is fair in love and war!

Characters/Pairing: Aphrodite Incarnation!Joshua x Fem!Detective!Very Mortal!Reader

Genre: smut, fluff, crack, angst if you really squint

AUs/Trope Info: Greek God!AU, Partners In Solving Crimes, Strangers to Lovers, "time isnt linear" trope, "holy shit im kind of obsessed with you" trope

Word Count: 900+ for the teaser, est. 10k≤ for the full fic

Warnings: Depiction of a crime scene (gore, blood, gun, conspiracy), depiction of drug use, character death (major and minor), smut warnings under the cut when full fic is uploaded

Rating: 18+

A/N: This is part of the The 13 Gods of Olympus: A Seventeen collab hosted by @beomcoups and @wooahaeproductions! This is just the teaser, so if you enjoy it, please consider signing up for the taglist. Thank you!!

In the summer of 2000, Joshua Hong was almost five years old. People always commented on how pretty he was for a kid, that he’d surely grow up to be a very handsome man. 

Which is why it was a tragedy when he died from a freak truck accident.

Yes, Joshua Hong died at the age of five. For like, 10 minutes.

The doctors called it a miracle - a small child should not have survived a whole six of the twelve truck wheels, but somehow he was resuscitated, much to his parents’ delight.

This incident caused two things to change dramatically - Californetherlands now has stricter trucking laws and Joshua woke up to memories of literally being Aphrodite.

Throughout the years, from that fateful summer day to the present day, Joshua flopped back and forth between believing that the memories were just fever dreams and genuinely considering that he may be a reincarnation of the goddess. But ever since he got to hone his powers, he’s been more inclined to believe the latter.

By the age of  28, he has mastered the art of seduction. No, not sleeping with people constantly. It was more so the art of getting people to say ‘yes’ to everything he asked of them.

This made Joshua a very powerful and influential figure in Los Amsterdam; You see, the way he dealt wasn’t by out-witting people or being richer than them. He dealt in favors. If you wanted to be a popstar, he’d introduce you to a famous producer, and get you a record deal that would solidify your career - all for the low, low price of free.

In turn,  you’d owe him, like the many powerful people who owed him large favors.

Joshua found himself in downtown LA, in the club that he owned, just under his penthouse. He enjoyed playing the guitar and performing for his patrons, everyone seemingly captivated by his voice, or his beauty, whichever one caught their attention first. He finally strummed the last chord of his song, enjoying the applause of the crowd as the DJ started to play the usual club music. Just as he was about to retreat to the bar, a feminine voice stopped him.

“Joshua! Hey!” She said, hair bouncing over her new fur coat, jumping excitedly, calling him over.

Joshua smiled widely at her - she was one of the people he had helped start her career as a singer. He didn’t do much other than introduce her to the CEO of her current label, it was her natural talent that got her this far.

“Ah, Diana, good to see you!” He said, going over to meet her in a friendly hug, the kind that didn’t touch at all. “How has being a singer treated you? Any good news?” He said, making small talk with an old acquaintance.

“Oh please,” she started, her new haughty attitude showing, “It’s all over the news! I just got nominated for a Grammy!” She said in a sing-song tone. Joshua just nodded Truth be told, he didn’t really have much interest in pop music, but he did try to match her enthusiasm.

“That’s great! I knew you’d make it big.” he said, remembering the first time she came to him, a girl in clothes that almost looked like rags, now decked out in every designer brand you could think of. “So, what brings you back here then? Surely you already have everything you ever wanted?” He said lightheartedly. Even if all of Joshua’s connections owed him favors, it was quite uncommon for them to come back to him after having achieved their dreams.

“Well,” She said, her old, meek bashfulness coming to the surface. “I just wanted to see you again, to thank you for what you have done for me.” She tucked a hair behind her ear. “And I know no matter what favor I do for you in return, I could never break even for just how much you’ve impacted my life. So, thank you, Joshua.”

Joshua genuinely felt relieved to hear her say that - usually, people’s pride and greed got in the way of them acknowledging those who truly helped them along the way, but as he suspected, this girl still had a soul so pure. “Let's get some drinks by the bar and chat some more, yeah? My treat.” He offered, which she gladly took, the conversation between them flowed naturally, Joshua enjoying her tales of success.

It was an hour after the club closed that Diana decided it was time to head home. Joshua offered to see her off, like the gentleman he was, and so they walked to the sidewalk, her hand around his arm.

Joshua opened the taxi door for her, offering her a few bills in cash to cover the fare, “It was nice seeing you again, hopefully, you’ll make time to catch up with me in the future.” he said through the taxi window.

“Yeah, I hope I get the chance to see you again soon. Goodnight Joshua.” She said as she rolled up the taxi window.

Joshua watched the taxi drive until the end of the block, everything seemingly going smoothly, up until another car intercepted hers in the intersection.

It happened so quickly, too quickly for  Joshua to even register the new car’s window sliding down, holding a gun out to the taxi Diana was in. Gunshots echoed through the street, the sound of tires popping and glass shattering but all Joshua could make out was the sound of two sets of four tires screeching against the concrete. Diana’s taxi collided with a nearby lamppost, the taxi flattening and curling around it.

That was the last time Joshua saw her alive.

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[luvvixu]

i'll just answer them all cuz this has been on my draft for so longggg and if you all still want to know more, just do the number 36 and drop it on the "a penny for your thought" in my profile.

1. my nickname is luwisi (and my name is louise, btw)

2. my birthday just actually passed quietly, and it's on may 27

3. my longest relationship lasted for 1 year and 6 months (this actually happened on 2021-2022)

4. my favorite book is pride and prejudice by jane austen!!

5. im insecure of my weight :((

6. i've got a huge crush on these five male, namely; joshua hong from seventeen, finn wolfhard, jaemin from nct dream, alex turner, and avan jogia

7. OKAY SO I'VE REALLY LOVE THESE FIVE FEMALE CELEBS AND THOSE ARE; cate blanchett, kang hyewon former member of iz*one, gwen apuli from bini, anne hathaway, and giselle from aespa!!

8. my dream job is being a forensic psychologist

9. probably my biggest accomplishment so far is that i entered my dream university

10. my parents actually got my name while my mother is pregnant with me and they were strolling in a cemetery, saw two names and they combined it together—they liked it sm so here i ammmm

11. let's just take the month of may since the june was just starting. my high is that the school year ends with me being on the rank 8 out of 1,043 overall in our school and my low is my birthday.

12. i really want to go to canada and see the aurora borealis

13. to de-stress, i sleep, listen to music, and watch yt

14. i really love youtube, instagram, tiktok, tears of themis, and ofc roblox

15. i would like to describe myself in one sentence is "i need more money"

16. my face card never declines

17. i'm good at academics, specifically literature and writings

18. im bad at all sports but im do good in badminton

19. I ONCE LIED ABOUT MY AGE TO PROTECT MYSELF BUT ITS REAL THIS TIME LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO

20. i've seen this a million times and this never fails to make me laugh, it's a fact that there's a species of fish called the "slippery dick" 💀💀💀

21. my cat knows me the best

22. my most prize possession is my cat—i just pick him on the streets and no thing or anything could replace that dude

23. my longest friendship is 12 years and we're still hanging out till this day.

24. i first feel like an adult when i prioritize the feelings and comfortability of others than mine (that was like when i was on third grade or eight years old)

25. yeahhhh, i once compete on a badminton tournament in our school and won bronze medal

26. i actually feel nothing at this moment

27. def a night owl

28. yes, i do believe in love at first sight

29. my fave lyrics atm is this verse from mind over matter by young the giant — "and when the seasons change, will you stand by me? 'cause I'm a young man built to fall."

30. for me, self-care is having a homeostasis in your body—in which i do not have lolololololololololol (BUT I DO A LOT OF SKIN CARE, HABITS, ROUTINES, AND I AM HAPPY WITH MY HOBBIES)

31. if im describing myself as a singers, then i'll be conan gray, alex turner, and clairo

32. i'm really nervous when someone text or chat me just by my name and without any context, like they would text me "louise" and i was like internally "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!?!?!" yeahhhhh, so next time pls text me with context, it will really help me control my anxiety.

33. i have a lot of pet peeves and it will take me a long time to say it—i have anger issues.

34. i have a lot of things that will make me and it will take me a long time to say it—i have a soft heart.

35. im so sorry to say this but my first impression is that if they're annoying, approachable, and gay

Question Game

Are we tired of these yet?

What is your nickname?

When is your birthday?

What was your longest relationship?

What is your favorite book?

What is something you're insecure about?

5 Male celebrity crushes

5 Female celebrity crushes

What is your dream job?

What do you consider your biggest accomplishment?

What is a fact about you that nobody would believe?

What were your highs and lows for this last month?

Where is somewhere you'd like to visit?

How do you de-stress?

What are your favorite apps besides tumblr?

Describe yourself in one sentence.

What do you think makes you attractive?

What is something you're really good at?

What is something you're really bad at?

A time that you told a lie.

What's a totally random and useless fact that you know?

Who knows you the best?

What is your most prized possession?

What is your longest friendship?

When did you first feel like an adult?

Do you/ Have you played any sports?

How are you feeling right now?

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Favorite song lyrics right now?

What does self care look like for you?

Describe yourself with 3 singers.

What makes you nervous?

What’s a pet peeve you have?

What will always make you cry?

What kind of first impression do you think you make on people?

Free Pass! (Ask any question you want that's not on the list)