#joseph hoestar

[cheesencrackersinprison]

Joseph typa guy to have the 38-in-one shampoo +conditioner +moisturizer +shaving cream +toothpaste +lube +rust cleaner +mayonnaise +mountain dew +bicicle oil +Laundry detergent +additional hidden-by-goverment all in one shampoo.

Caesar typa guy to try kill him for it

[rougepancake]

RIGHT HERE

In which you take your boyfriend to a party and he gets jealous of your friends

Ft. Caesar Zeppeli, Joseph Joestar, Rohan Kishibe, Jotaro Kujo, Dio Brando, Jonathan Joestar

Warnings: Slightly suggestive. Mentions of alcohol. Google translated Italian. Gender neutral reader. Not proofread.

CAESAR ZEPPELI

You stood there, chatting excitedly with your friends about how your week had been. They listened intently and you all spent a good amount of time just exchanging stories over the loud music that was playing from the living room of the house.

You could barely hear them, but you didn’t mind. The environment around you was anything but quiet, which was fair since you were at Joseph Joestar’s party.

It had been hours since it started, and some people were starting to pack up and leave, taking some of the loud buzz with them.

Eventually it began to calm down, and it was just you and your best friend sitting on the couch, enjoying one another’s company in peace.

The two of you continued in your tipsy conversation, giggling frequently as you spoke. It was nice, honestly. Your week had been nothing short of a nightmare, only adding to the amount of stress you were under. So when you found out about Joseph’s party, you immediately decided to take Caesar and head over.

Speaking of Caesar…

The party had been going on for hours and you had yet to see him.

As you were speaking to your friend, you found yourself being interrupted by the feeling of someone’s arms wrapping around your waist.

“Caesar…” You whispered, turning to look at him as he buried his head into your shoulder, kissing at the flesh gently. He looked up and shot your best friend a glare, which resulted in them excusing themselves and leaving the two of you alone.

His grip on you tightened, his back pressing up against your chest as he continued to kiss and bite as your neck.

“Finalmente- siamo soli.”

Finally- we’re alone.

JOSEPH HOESTAR

It was his party and he was out dancing in the living room, drunkly throwing his arms into the air as he moved carelessly. You couldn’t help but giggle at the sight as you talked to your new friend Caesar, who apparently went way back with Joseph.

The two of you hit it off, especially when you found out that he was an ex of Joseph’s, which meant he had dirt on him that you could use against him later. You actually grew so lost in your conversation with the blond that you tuned out your boyfriend’s drunken dancing.

“So like I was saying- JoJo is a bit of a-“ Caesar began, leading you into the kitchen and away from the noisiness of the living room. You listened intently and contributed to his points, telling him about what your relationship with Joseph had been like so far until-

“Y/N!” The sound of Joseph’s voice rang throughout the kitchen, causing you to jump in surprise as he stormed over towards you. “I sidn’t know Caesarino was h-here!” He slurred his words and threw an arm around your shoulder, shooting a glare at the man before you.

Caesar took that as his sign to leave and did just that, leaving you and your drunk boyfriend alone in the kitchen.

“Y/nnn.” He whined, both of his arms now pulling you close to him as he struggled to stay upright. “Why were you talking to himmmm??”

“Well he and I had some interests, that’s all.” You chuckled slightly but let out a surprised yelp as he put all his weight against you. “Joseph! Get up!” You groaned and forced him to stand up, pouting as you led him back to his bedroom so he could rest.

“But you’re mineee.” He continued to whine as you dragged him, pouting childishly as you walked.

“I didn’t say I wasn’t.” You chuckled. Drunk Joseph was always… something else.

“Let me show you.” He whispered, pinning you against the wall of his hallway and trapping you there. He began to attack your neck, leaving sloppy love bites in his wake.

“Please.”

And you just couldn’t tell him no.

ROHAN KISHIBE

He wasn’t much of a ‘party person’, but he figured he’d humor you just this once. He had spent most of the night right by your side, making sure nothing bad happened to you as you drank.

Had you always been this social?

Maybe it was the alcohol talking, but he did rather like that side of you.

Eventually, you ran off to talk to one of your buddies, and he decided to leave you be. But the sight of you with this friend of yours lit a fire within him. They had a hand on your arm, and seemed a little too invested in what you had to say.

Perhaps you two were just close. He hoped so, even though he didn’t fully understand why.

Since the great Rohan Kishibe doesn’t get jealous of others.

Others get jealous of him.

With an annoyed sigh, he put on a stern expression and walked over to you two. You greeted him with a cheery smile that sent butterflies swirling in his stomach, and it made him feel slightly guilty for what he was about to do next.

He grabbed you by the collar of your shirt and forced your lips to collide with his, using your gasp of surprise as the perfect opportunity to shove his tongue down your throat and remind you that he was the one that continued to make you feel good.

“R-Roh-“

“We’re leaving.” He grumbled and grabbed your wrist, smirking at how your little friend was nowhere in sight. Your drunken protests fell on deaf ears as he pulled you out of the house and into his car, buckling you up safely and stomping over to his side.

“What was that for-“ He cut you off by smashing his lips onto yours once again, groaning at the taste of alcohol that came from you.

You were in for it now, and you didn’t even know why.

JOTARO KUJO

He couldn’t believe that you thought it would be a good idea to drag him out to a party. Honestly! What in the world was running through your mind?!

But when he saw how much fun you were having, he just couldn’t take it away from you.

So- he resorted to standing in the corner of the, rather large, living room, arms crossed as he watched you dance around aimlessly.

It was all fun and games, until he watched one of your close friends come up and begin to dance with you. They took your hand in theirs and began to jump and sing along with you, their smile just as bright as your own.

The sight sent Jotaro’s heart to his stomach.

What was this feeling bubbling up inside him? Was it jealousy?? Surely not. Jotaro Kujo was known to get jealous every now and then, but over one of your friends?

It made him feel more guilty than anything.

It should be him dancing with you, making you smile and giggle like that. He should be the one out there encouraging you to be yourself while you hop around and scream the lyrics of the song that just came on.

God why did he have to stand over in the corner?

Hesitantly, he walked over to the two of you, grabbing your wrist and pulling you to the side briefly. His heart swelled at the sight of your cheesy grin, which only made him feel worse.

“Y/n.” He started out with a heavy sigh. How was he supposed to tell you he was jealous of your friend? It would ruin your night and he knew it. So… he sucked it up and gave in to the crazy idea that had been bothering him since he saw you go out and dance.

“What’s wrong?” You seemed to sense his inner turmoil, your voice soft and understanding. “Do you need to leave? It’s alright with if you do, I get it.” You made a motion to grab your jacket, but he only pulled you back towards him.

“I want to dance with you.”

Oh wow. Did he really just say that? He had to be kidding… but based on the way he was looking at you, you knew he wasn’t.

You’d ask him about his change of heart later, but decided to give him a peck on the lips and drag him back to the center of the living room.

It was a sweet act on his part, but his eyes betrayed how he really felt.

He was going to take you, and not a single bit of your body would be safe from his wonder working lips.

DIO BRANDO

He’s a slut for a good party and you know it. Nothing can stop him from getting absolutely wasted and enjoying himself in the sea of people. He was practically born to live in the spotlight, so that he’ll do.

Until you drag him home.

Or until he sees you flaunting around with a good for nothing loser that he’s never met before.

Tonight- it was the latter, his eyes laying upon the sight of you talking to a supposed friend of yours that he’s never met.

There was always the possibility that you had met them tonight, but he wasn’t about to hear you out. He knew all of your friends. Every single one of them. And he didn’t care if they liked him or not, so long as he knew them.

He watched in disgust as you laughed at something the stranger said, cringing even further when you placed a hand on their shoulder to steady yourself.

The sight simply enraged him, and maybe it was the alcohol talking, but it made his heart throb in agony.

Was he really that bad for you? I mean sure, he was your boyfriend, but he’s never been jealous of someone before and it was really starting to bother him.

“Y/n!” He hissed and grabbed you by your wrist, not even giving you a chance to say goodbye to your friend. “Stop trying to date other people!” His face was close to yours, and his breath reeked of alcohol.

“I’m not?!” You argued, pulling your wrist away from his grasp, only to have him grab it again and lead you out of the house. “Hey! What are you doing?!” You shouted and glared at him as you stood. “Are you at least going to tell me what’s wrong?”

He stopped and looked back at you, his eyes shining with malice and nothing more. He was totally blinded by his rage.

“I’m going to remind you who you belong to.”

And by god he did.

JONATHAN JOESTAR

He’s a gentle giant. Parties aren’t really his thing, but if it makes you happy, then he doesn’t mind a whole lot.

For the most part, it was the two of you and some friends talking by the pool, your feet dangling in the water as you talked. It was relaxing, surprisingly, and Jonathan couldn’t help but rest his head on your shoulder as you talked.

Now, Jonathan isn’t really the jealous type. He never really has been and he doesn’t think he will be.

But there’s just something about Dio sitting beside you that sets him off.

“Hello Y/n darling.” His voice is like silk, smooth in his way to try and seduce you. “JoJo.” He nodded at Jonathan before taking your hand in his and kissing it softly.

“Dio.” You scoffed and pulled your hand away. “I didn’t know you were invited to this party.”

“Of course I was.” He chuckled lowly and smirked. “I’m always invited to these things.”

Jonathan’s arms found their way to your waist, curling around you and holding you close. He lifted his head up and shot a glare at Dio, his gaze unwavering in his resolve. The blond scoffed and left, leaving you and Jonathan alone to enjoy one another’s company.

“You know… Dio is our neighbor…” He started, whispering softly into your ear. “It would be nice if we could ensure that he didn’t get sleep tonight, no?”

“Oh Jonathan.” You chuckled and leaned into him. “I don’t see why not.”

[naomijoestar]

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Masterlist here <3

Genre: smut

Character: Joseph Joestar

Warnings: smut, NSFW, alot of edging, humiliation

Notes: This post is a part of my birthday special since it’s my birthday ;) I hope you enjoy <3 The other birthday special posts will be linked here once they’re all posted! Also happy halloween 👻

Please! - Joseph Joestar (NSFW)

Joseph grinned mischievously as he looked at you, his girlfriend. It was his birthday after all, and he wanted to make it one to remember. He began kissing your neck, nibbling and sucking lightly. You shivered under his touch, your body already responding to his advances. Joseph's hands roamed your body, caressing and teasing. He reached down and grabbed his hard cock, stroking it slowly. You could feel the heat radiating off his body as he hovered over you. Joseph's lips brushed against your ear. He whispered dirty things about how much he wanted you. How he was going to make you beg for his cock. You squirmed under him as he continued talking dirty. His hand was still pumping his hard cock.

Joseph leaned down and licked one of your nipples hard, causing you to moan and arch your back. He took your other nipple into his mouth and sucked hard, all while still gently stroking his cock. Joseph released your nipple with a pop and looked into your eyes. His eyes were filled with lust and desire. He knew he had you right where he wanted you. Joseph leaned down and captured your lips in a deep, passionate kiss. His tongue pushed into your mouth, tasting and exploring. You could taste yourself on his tongue. He pulled back and smiled wickedly as he lined his cock up with your entrance.

He thrust deep inside you in one hard stroke. You cried out in pleasure, your walls clamping down on his cock. Joseph groaned as he felt your tight heat. He began thrusting in and out of you, hard and fast. Your moans and cries of pleasure filled the room.

Joseph's pace quickened, his hips slapping against your ass with each thrust. He leaned down and sucked on your neck, nibbling and biting gently. You could feel his cock pulsing inside you, right at the edge. Joseph reached around and fingered your clit, circling it fast. You began to squirm and shake beneath him, your body tensing up.

He kept thrusting, harder and faster until you finally exploded around him, your juices coating his cock.

Joseph groaned as you tightened around him, your muscles clamping down on his cock as you spasmed around him. He thrust deeper, trying to hit that sensitive spot inside you.

Joseph increased his pace, his thrusts becoming even harder and faster. He reached down and began rubbing your clit in fast, circular motions. You whimpered and moaned loudly, your body shaking and trembling beneath him. But Joseph didn't let up, he kept thrusting deeper and faster, hitting that sensitive spot inside you over and over. You could feel another orgasm building, your muscles tensing and clamping down on his cock.

He knew you were right there, ready to explode. But he wanted to draw out your pleasure, to make you beg for release. Joseph slowed his pace, pulling almost all the way out before slamming back inside you hard. You cried out in frustration, your body trembling with need. He continued this torturous pace, denying you the release you so desperately craved. Joseph could hear your muffled cries and whimpers, your face buried in the pillow. He knew you were close, your body shaking with each deep thrust, but he kept going, denying you the release you so desperately needed. You whimpered and sobbed, your body writhing beneath his. Joseph leaned down and whispered in your ear, “Come on baby, you can take it. Give me what I want.”

You cried out in frustration, “Please, I can't take anymore! Please let me cum!” But Joseph just smirked and continued his relentless pace, fucking you harder and faster until you were begging and pleading for mercy.

He wanted to take things further, to really push your limits. With a sudden thrust, Joseph pulled out completely, leaving you panting and trembling beneath him. You reached down, trying to find your own release, but he grabbed your wrists and handcuffed them together. You cried out in frustration and humiliation, your body writhing with need. Joseph smirked and said, “Not so fast, baby. You'll cum when I say you can.” He left you there, naked and handcuffed, your body aching and yearning for release, begging him to just let you finish. Joseph leaned down and began teasing your sensitive clit with his tongue, circling it gently, but not applying enough pressure to send you over the edge. You whimpered and gasped, your body tensing with anticipation. He kept up this teasing pace, flicking his tongue across your clit, but never quite giving you what you needed. You couldn't decide if you wanted to beg him for more or tell him to stop. Joseph smirked, knowing he had you right where he wanted you.

Joseph pulled back, positioning himself at your entrance, and with power, slammed back inside you with so much force that the bed rocked violently beneath you. He added his fingers to your already stretched-out hole, the combination of his massive cock and his fingers overwhelming your senses. You were overstimulated, your body trembling and shaking with the effort to take it all. But after a short, intense moment, you finally reached your climax, your body convulsing around him as you cum hard. Your walls clamped down on his cock and fingers, your cries of ecstasy filling the room.

As your muscles pulsed around his cock one last time, Joseph slowly pulled out, careful not to disturb your delicate sensitive areas. He grabbed his rock-hard cock, stroking it a few times, relishing the feeling of your release milking him. With a loud moan, he shot his load all over your sore, aching nipples, marking his territory. He worked his way up to your marked neck, leaving his calling card there. Finally, he pried open your welcoming mouth, releasing his load onto your tongue, making sure you tasted his seed. Breathing heavily, Joseph collapsed beside you, his hand possessively resting on your stomach, content in the knowledge that you were truly his now.

If you’d like me to write anything specific for any jjba character/squad parts 1-7 you can request it! (I usually don’t write smut, this was only for my birthday and I wanted to surprise you guys)

[counclskies]

ok girl you kiss boys we get it damn

gif i made !!!!

[askthestardustcrusaders]

KARS IS THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM AND YOU CAN"T AVOID HIM JOSEPH HOESTAR

I BEAT HIM ONCE I CAN DO IT AGAIN

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Joseph Hoestar keeps forcing Josuke to watch the Emoji movie whenever Josuke visits

[i-wanna-show-you-off]

Is that Joseph fucking hoestar

you freaks seemed to have liked this, total drama but vivziepop for context

so....... sequel? i weirdly liked to design these, tho i admit not enough black and red

[pangywasntavailable]

Joseph Hoestar

[sploontoon]

WOKE stardust crusaders

jotaro GAYjo

noriaki TRANSyoin

joseph HOEstar

jean-pierre PANSEXUAL

muhammad FAGdol

Iggy

[arraxthatsonjah]

I want to cook Joseph in a stew. I want to dump him in a massive pot and fill it with stock cubes and boiling water, carrots, onion, parsley and potatoes (sadly cannot make stew without potatoes) and shut the lid and set it to a low heat for hours on end

He will be slow-cooked and his meat will be soft. I'll put some tabasco sauce on his flesh and the stew and I'll indulge in his remains

And it will be glorious.

Make sure to remove his bones. I do not want to eat joseph HOESTARS bones

[rougepancake]

𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐘

JOSEPH HOESTAR

- his Pokémon team (sfw)

- RIGHT HERE (nsfw)

SUMMARY: In which you take your boyfriend to a party and he gets jealous of your friends.

- Pay up. (nsfw) (oldseph)

SUMMARY: Sugar daddy oldseph.

- Duvet (sfw) (oldseph)

SUMMARY: Experiencing the "there's only one bed" trope with him.

- Just My Type (nsfw)

SUMMARY: Perv headcanons

- incubus joseph (nsfw)

SUMMARY: He breaks the rules to be near you.

- DOUBLE THE TROUBLE (nsfw) (oldseph & youngseph)

SUMMARY: How did this happen? One moment you're fighting a stand user alongside Mr Joestar and the next you're helping... younger him off of the ground.

- in the middle of the night (nsfw)

SUMMARY: An incubus's job is to feed off of the lust of women, not to fall in love with them. That goes against practically everything they stand for. But it's not like Joseph cares.

- everything merman Joseph (masterlist)

CAESAR ZEPPELI

- his Pokémon team (sfw)

- RIGHT HERE (nsfw)

SUMMARY: In which you take your boyfriend to a party and he gets jealous of your friends.

- Just My Type (2)

SUMMARY: Perv headcanons.

KARS

- Monophobia (nsfw)

SUMMARY: Joseph Joestar wanted to ask you to dance with him so badly, but someone beat him to it. He wanted to whisk you away into the night and tell you how much he loved you, but someone fucking beat him to it. And it was Lord Kars, of all people.

more characters to be added…

[mochispresso]

This is my only good contribution to this fandom

[doggirlyuri]

and caesar then killed him

[bjnurse]

I typo’d “Joseph Hoestar” but this feels fitting.

[moonouns]

Daamnnnn we all been bullying Kakyoin abt being a milf hunter but Tomoko is who we shoulda been lookin out for

Joseph was 63 and she was 20 when they did the yikes

[honeybunwarrior]

MEOWWWWW

aaa for the second one i would like joseph from jjba, smut, prompts 15 and 39

i should be ashamed omg

JEALOUS GUY - JOSEPH JOESTAR X READER

Warnings : irrational jealousy, accusations of cheating, clit-sucking, fingering, overstimulation, use of the word "cunt", both reader and Joseph are switches, reader is AFAB and uses she/her pronouns!

Genre : filth smut

Word count : 1.2K words

Prompts : "I'm so sick of your voice. Why don't you come over here and put your mouth to better use?" and "You take my fingers so well don't you?"

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Masterlist

"And what's that got to do with me? Your jealousy is irrational, and by God, is it annoying as shit!"

"Irrational?! You were hanging all over what's-his-name like you couldn't get enough of him since he made it to the party!"

"Come on JoJo, you don't even have the decency to remember the names of your own employees!"

"Why the fuck would I want to remember the name of a guy who clearly was only seconds away from dragging my spouse---who clearly had no objections about it---into my bedroom?!"

This had been going on for almost an hour now; Joseph would throw another claim fueled by jealousy, hot-headed and not even thinking his words through nor their implications, and she would scoff at him, fuming as she threw back an equally biting reply, venomous tone lacing through her words. At this point, they were only going in circles, and Joseph only grew more and more aggravated as the post-party argument went on.

"Of course you would like it when he was kissing your ass the entire time," he sarcastically laughed, no hint of humor whatsoever in his voice, crossing his arms in his dress shirt as she sat on the bed, glaring at him as he paced back and forth, "Telling you just how brilliant you are and how sexy you looked, I bet, and---"

"Oh, shut the fuck up," she finally snapped, throwing her purse somewhere in the corner of the room where it landed with a dull thud, "I'm so sick of your voice. Why don't you come over here and put your mouth to better use?"

Momentarily stunned, the brunette stood still by the bed, green eyes blown wide open. After a few beats, though, he regained his composure and narrowed them, snarkily saying, "You know what? Maybe I will."

Sauntering over to her, where she was openly staring daggers into his face, Joseph wasted no time at all pushing her onto her back, large palms dragging the sides of her dress up to hook it up almost to her navel. He clicked his tongue, seeing her completely bare, folds glistening even in the dim warm light of the bedroom.

"Not wearing any underwear, huh? Wouldn't be surprised if you had this planned all along," he scoffed, though his actions showed no discontent as he leaned over her lower body, pushing himself up by the forearms and pushing her knees far appart, pinning them down with little force needed and spreading her bare in front of him.

She rolled her eyes, "So what if I had? Don't act as if you're not enjoying it," she gave a pointed glance to his crotch, a tent already forming in his black pants at the sight of her lying wet and waiting for him.

Not even bothering to verbally respond, he laid down on his stomach, lips instantly latching around her clit, sucking her nub into his mouth and pulling a strangled moan from her. He loved just how reactive she always was for him, and that thought alone pulled him into a haze as he let it go with a pop, his tongue tracing small figure eights that sent white-hot pleasure coursing through her body. Just seeing the way she writhed in pleasure as his teeth grazed her clit, he worked his tongue on her faster.

Though he was messy by nature, his enthusiasm more than made up for his lack of technique. He knew just how to make her feel good, and she found him rather enticing with his head between her legs, her hands tangled in his hair.

"You're---ah! Fucking lucky, you're... good at this," she panted, pulling at his brown locks, and he hummed into her sensitive nub, his prosthetic hand pinning one of her thighs down, the cool of the metal combined with the vibrations of his voice causing her to moan his name out loud.

Joseph's other hand deftly traced up her trembling leg, before finally deftly tracing around her dripping hole. She clenched around nothing in anticipation, silently asking him to please her. Lifting his head to glance at her flushed face and pert nipples against the silk of her dress, he smirked proudly, his index finger slipping inside her cunt, her lips falling into a perfect O shape as he pumped it carefully a few times and simultaneously sucked on her clit again, hoping to overstimulate her before she could even cum.

If her cries weren't so pornographic as he slipped another finger inside her, her walls clamping around him and pulling his knuckles in further, he would've called her an angel in that moment. His pretty little lover; only fucking her with his fingers and mouth, and yet already driving her mad.

Angling his long fingers and hooking them, he could finally hit that spongey spot that had her seeing stars and trembling in his hold.

"Joseph!" she cried out, head thrashing to the side, "Fuck, feels so good. Want more, 'n faster."

Closing his eyes, he could only oblige, a third finger joining the other two, pumping inside of her at a merciless pace, the knuckles bumping into every ridge in her walls, feeling heavenly as she pushed into him, almost fucking herself on his fingers. His tongue drew small but fast circles onto her pulsing clit, before pressing flat for a few seconds, testing out just how much direct stimulation could she tolerate---not much apparently, because he could already see the tell-tale signs of her impeding orgasm, and feel her pretty pussy squeezing his fingers.

His mouth detaching himself from her, she whined out, eyes glossy as she gave him a glare, though it looked weak when she was in a position like the current one. Joseph couldn't help but coo at her, amazed at just how quickly the roles had reversed.

"You take my fingers so well, don't you?" he teased, her slick mixed with his mess made her pussy squelch with every thrust that stretched her out, "I think you're all bark but no bite. Just look at you, making a fucking mess on my fingers when you were all high and mighty minutss ago."

Her walls fluttered around his knuckles, crying out a string of profanties as she came around his digits, thighs shaking and her hips threatening to push off the bed, her orgasm stretched out with each of his slow, calculated thrusts, even kissing her trembling legs and nipping at the soft skin as she rode out her high. Only when her violent shaking had been reduced to a slight tremble did he pull his soaked fingers out of her spasming cunt, making a show out of licking her arousal off them.

Her face turned to the side on the pillow, cheeks red as she looked away, her husband gave her a wicked grin.

"Come on, don't get all shy on me now, love," his grin only grew wider, his eyes glinting with a dangerous promise, "You should know that I'm nowhere near done with you."