#jormund

[chicken-wayng]

I loved making these forever ago

[poiverine]

steamy jormund commission I did for a friend <3 

[facelessfolktales]

my desperation for more jonmund content is single handedly spurring on the motivation to make fanart and fics, but i'm worried that i won't get their characters right ����

[lokixo]

Jormund has suchhh a heavy and ‘thick’ presence. Like a lump in my throat and something sitting on my chest.

Has anyone else experienced jormungandr like this? If not, I’d love to hear your interactions!

[chicken-wayng]

The only way I'd watch it is if they confirmed Jormund, but they hate gay people and love Jon so they won't

So the Snow spinoff is not happening.

Thank God.

[yearningaces]

For the Valentines special: naga and the word is “smooth”

It was a trap. Of course it was a trap.

Specifically, you'd been walking along the path you always took when strolling through the deep forest outside of the town. So why then, did the once solid earth give way to sticks and leaves covering a deep hole you were now falling down?

It wasn't until a flash of iridescent hues caught your attention that you even registered the heavy scaled tail you'd landed across. The appendage holding you up from falling deeper into the cave system, yourself perfectly hooked with your upper toreso hanging from one side, and your legs hanging from the other.

And there he was, the naga who's long hair had an almost purple sheen, as did his scales. He lowered himself from where his upper portion had been lounging, his tail shifting under you, simultaneously drawing you closer to his form as his grin grew wide. "Well we'll we'll, what a lovely little surprise you are, my dear." Jormund's voice was soft, the slight hiss to his words only adding to that fact.

"Is it really a surprise?" Comes your begrudgingly amused response as you shift positions along the heavy snake tail, moving to straddle the appendage, legs dangling from either side as you sit more comfortably.

Jormund tuts slightly, his toreso moving to circle around you, leaving his coils curling around your back as he rest on his own tail where you are as well. "Is it wrong of me to be so delightfully surprised when my favorite human returns for a visit? It's the sweetest part of my days, after all" He questions with a smile, leaning down to rest his cheek against yours, his hands slowly moving to grasp onto yours.

"Alright, I'll give it to you, that was smoothe." Your remark only makes him grin victoriously with a flick of his tongue and a quiet 'fuck yesssss'

[doorwaydude]

alexis jormund, yup, just thought up another name

[mastomysowner]

Nursery "House of Amber Rat"

"And this is how Jormund Cheesy, the daddy of our shamelessly red litter R-1, spends the evening at Ulyana Egorova’s house. He has the right to! He did his job flawlessly, the kids are amazing!"

[a-boar-named-barry]

One of my resolutions this year was to get to know more people and this was just what I needed to get started! Thanks for the tag @sunnyrosewritesstuff I’m a huge fan!

Anyway…

Rules: tag 9 people you'd like to get to know better

3 Ships: Bagginshield, Nandermo, Jonmund/Jormund (I’ve seen it written both ways)

First ever ship: Probably Jim and Pam or Batman x Superman

Last song: Killer by Phoebe Bridgers

Last movie: The Bucket List

Currently reading: A ton of fics on ao3 🫣

Currently watching: Too much Dateline. Looking for happy/positive recs if anyone has any 😅

Currently consuming: Candy!!!

Currently craving: An ice cream sundae WITH THE WORKS

Tagging: @swanfloatieknight @uv-duv @bisexualsilver @autisticats @upstartcrow42 @fuckingnandermo @ladytwilla @buillermogreenberg @chelsfic

I’m looking forward to having some nice conversations with many of you in the future ❤️❤️

[letrune]

Not true.

I like Senshi because he is Senshi. Main character energy for me.

That and he reminds me of Jormund from Arcanum. :3

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

[facelessfolktales]

just spent the last 30 minutes formatting a list of jonmund fic recommendations with an individual ranking, word count, author list, and my summary/thoughts on each one only for tumblr to fuckin delete it when i saved it to my drafts

so frustrated, so tired.

[lokixo]

Jormund, please take away my tummy ache. Amen!

[lauwu801]

I can't fucking belive Jormund had a better ending than Destiel....

[therooftopsofketterdam]

Inej closed her hand, ready to release the clasp on the knife that was hidden up her sleeve, having it slide out and at the ready in just a heartbeat. Her fight or flight reflexes still hadn't recovered from her time at the menagerie... and by now they would propably never go fully back to what they had once been. Always on edge was not a life Inej liked to lead... it was worse here though, on West Stave, so close to her place of torture.

The voice sounded Kaelish though, warm and harmonious, nothing like Jormund or Hafinger, two of Helene's enforecers. Inej turned and breathed a quick sigh of relief and a silten prayer. The face was unfamiliar.

"You made your way straight into the Barrel, Sir." She finally mustered the wits to speak again, remembering her manners. "That depends where you were headed. This is West Stave, part of the pleasure districtor the Barrel." Inej sized him up with a glance of her dark eyes, he looked different from the adventure seeking pidgeons that usually flooded the walkways of the Barrel, but he wasn't a native either. She wasn't comfortable with sending him on his way alone. "I'm sure we can find wherever you're looking for. Did you want to head up the the Exchange or the Church of Barter? That's usually a good waypoint or was there another destination on your mind? I know my way around the city."

❝ Excuse me, ah'm a wee bit lost. How do ah get back to the main road? ❞

[zoasart]

jormund thing that has been sitting on my sketch pile for way too long

i’m also posting my fanart on twitter

[yanak324]

Plot 🐰 up for adoption

6 times Ned and/or Catelyn catch their kids in compromising positions with their best friends.

Pairings can include but not limited to:

Arya/Gendry (duh)

Robb/Theon

Sansa/Margaery

Bran/Jojen or Bran/Meera

Jon/Tormund or Jon/Satin or Jon/Ygritte

Rickon/Lyanna Mormont or Rickon/Shireen

Must haves:

Humor

Someone screaming “what the eff”

Someone caught with their pants down

Catelyn sighing and closing her eyes

Ned closing the door without saying a word

Nymeria and/or Ghost trying to send someone a warning

Awkward family dinner

Bonus points for making it canon but honestly this is a modern AU setting through and through.