#jordm

[confessions-heartland]

“I feel like I am the only one who DIDN’T like Peter with Lou and was happy to see them split. (Tbh Peter was a jerk)”

[reiningsoral]

Ella forgetting how to english by accident: a collection

(aka times she bilingualed too close to the sun and fucked up in one way or another)

"Cass! ay jordme.. I cant leave the stove, gimmie the thing!"

"the...?"

"thing! no lo se que- I don't know! the thingy!"

"I don't know what-"

"gah- en qué diablos está el batidor en... the whisk! gimmie the whisk!"

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"[loving sigh] Cass, mi amore I think i've found my half orange"

"....what???"

"...that- was not an English idiom, was it?"

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"[over the phone] yes, i'm heading to the store of grocery"

"the grocery store?"

"[tired sigh of someone who keeps making this mistake] yes."

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"there's eleven so if they all take one there'll be- um. shit- once, diez, nueve, ocho, siete, seis- six. if they all have one there'll be six."

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"Oye, Leo, dónde está mis..."

"??"

"no se- my books- ay, no puedo recordar- ¡MIS LIBROS!"

[chmerkovskiyvalentin]

She really did!! Hard to believe her season was nearly 4 years ago and still can dance like this 😱 I mean, wbk that Val is a great teacher but still 👏🏻👏🏻

[heartland-lb]

Did anyone else feel like the Skype call between Amy and Ty was a little off and short this week? It seem to me that Amy wasn’t even paying much attention to the call. She was busy wiping up the counter more than looking at Ty on the screen. It just seemed strange to me, like it was squeezed into the episode. 

[the-real-tc]

jordm:

I’m just gonna address point 10:

The promo showed that apparently (or as they made it seem), Lisa was cloning horses? There was a line from Amy or Georgie about “but it’s not really the same horse” sooo... Since when can we clone horses?

Again, not having seen the preview, I can’t say what that line could mean. I do know there are very strict rules governing the breeding of thoroughbred racehorses—the kind Lisa’s business would definitely be involved with. It’s to do with The Jockey Club, which determines all sorts of things regarding thoroughbreds. One such thing is the naming of a horse. 

This, from How Thoroughbred Horses Work by Josh Clark:

“The Jockey Club also determines whether a horse's name is appropriate. There are some obvious regulations and some that aren't : A horse's name can't contain any kind of racial or social slur or offensive meaning, it can't be named after a famous person without that person's consent, it generally can't share the name with a winning or famous horse and it can't consist entirely of numbers, among other rules [source: Jockey Club].” 

So, we’re left wondering a few things: Has Lisa been duped into buying a horse that she thought was a great breeder? Has she been trying to pass off one of her horses as another by lying about its pedigree? Seems so unlike her to do something like that. 

Time will tell, of course.

[knittergirl80]

@lis4ever and @jujuone23 I was thinking the same thing. @jordm Sure. Why not? Whatever he's doing, it makes me laugh every time.

[eddiesmunsonn]

@jordm replied to your post “Instagram is down… therefore tinder it is”

ahahahhahahah

I’ve got to be productive with my time somehow! Insta is back up now, so less tinder for the night... she says while swiping right on a solid 10

[lemiroirinfo]

Cap-Haïti-économie : Lancement de dernière conception de marque de vêtements « JORDM» en Haïti

Cap-Haïti-économie : Lancement de dernière conception de marque de vêtements « JORDM» en Haïti

« Mieux qu’Autres Stores », un magasin de vêtements, a lancé le dimanche 6 mars 2022, au Cap-Haitien, une marque déposée dénommée « Jordm ». Cap-Haïtien, https://www.lemiroirinfo.ca, Mercredi 09 Mars 2022 Jojo Marseille, son concepteur, a confié que le lancement de cette marque a pour objectif de faciliter aux hommes de toutes catégories d’âges de trouver un meilleur endroit pour se procurer de…

[katieamazeballs]

@jordm Ummm……no. They’re out

Meh……well…..now they can go back to happy times and no stress

[nctrae-blog]

@jordm Just saw for myself and thought you'd like to know if you didn't already, CW has renewed iZombie for a 4th season ;)

[the-real-tc]

@knittergirl80: LOL. Yeah, yeah. I was only kidding, too. It’s fun in fanfiction, and folks have already tackled Lisa and Jack having their own kid, but I really don’t see the Show going in that direction.

@jordm: Truth be told, I toyed with an AU fanfic idea once upon a time that involves a young lady showing up at Heartland looking for a “Lisa Stillman”.

(In that AU, Lisa and Jack would have been married and living together since Season 3.)

The young lady is convinced Lisa is her long-lost birth mother because that’s the name on the birth record she managed to get unsealed.

I mean, imagine a stranger knocking on your door and saying to you: ��Hi, Mom...”

And... imagine if that stranger got it totally wrong...

How would Lisa—who most of us speculate always wanted kids but had a pregnancy loss or two—deal with such a situation? How might she react? How would the family react?

As for Lou being pregnant with Peter’s baby again... that’d be listing too far into “soap zone” again for me. 😜😆

[knittergirl80]

@jordm I’m hoping this is like the promo where they made it seem like Jack had a secret daughter. Cloning is an interesting topic, very controversial, and not super ethical (imo).

[confessions-heartland]

“If Alisha is yet again unavailable to film then the part of Georgie should be recast. It is too important a role for the character to be missing in action two seasons in a row.“

[eddiesmunsonn]

@jordm replied to your photo “Proud of this little masterpiece. Finally time to hand it in tomorrow...”

ATTA GIRL

haha cheers! I’m proper buzzing that I managed to get it all printed and binded today! I’ve given myself the rest of this week off before I start offering my boss my hours for work. I am just gonna sleep sleep and sleep haha. I can finally start catching up on everything again, this past month has been crazy shit. AND BREATHE

[octoberbebz]

I was tagged!

Tagged by the lovely @beth-is-rainpaint

Rules: tag nine users you want to get to know better.

How old are you?: 28

Current Job/Dream Job?: Current job: I make ads in a local newspaper. Dream job: something media related. 

What are you talented at?: I have pretty good imagination.

What is a big goal you are working towards (or have already achieved)?: Maybe one day getting my own place, like a small house or a nice apartment.

What is your aesthetic?: rustic, vintage.

Do you collect anything?: Not really, I try to avoid getting too much stuff. Heartland DVDs are the only thing, I suppose.

What is a topic you’re always up to talk about?: TV shows, movies, life itself.

What’s a pet peeve of yours?: People who make things harder than they have to be.

Good advice to give?: Be better and nicer than you were yesterday.

Recommend three songs?: Bastille - “Two Evils Muse - “The 2nd Law: Isolated System” Luke Howard - “Atlases” I will tag @wintercuddler @callmebethany2010  @heartland-and-beyond @heartland4life @golllly18 @heartlandmusings @luotihippo @jordm @heartland-js

...and anyone who wants to do this :)

[heartland-lb]

@jordm​ Yes I was hoping the same, but with everything going on with the virus I don’t imagen there will be any announcements for a while. Stay safe.

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