#jordan the priest

[heykaya]

Love Interest and NPC - Insecurities

Found through the game's code.

(Checked: 28th September 2024)

Insecurities:

Avery: Strength

Bailey: Strength

Briar: Looks

Charlie: Ethics

Darryl: Ethics

Doren: Ethics

Eden: Looks

Gwylan: Strength

Dr. Harper: Skill

Jordan: Ethics

Kylar: Strength

Landry: Skill

Leighton: Skill

Mason: Ethics

Morgan: Strength

River: Ethics

Robin: Ethics

Sam: Ethics

Sirris: Ethics

Whitney: Looks

Winter: Skill

Black Wolf: Strength

Nikki: Skill

Quinn: Looks

Remy: Looks

Alex: Strength

Great Hawk: Looks

Wren: Ethics

Sydney: Skill

Ivory Wraith: Looks

Zephyr: Skill

Degrees of Lewdity - Text Based Masterpost

[alienkitty259]

[glutominnn]

Thank you Jordan, very pog

original meme:

[degrees-of-fuck]

I'm working on a full temple lineup with OCs included, buuuut I decided to post Jordan on their own early just in case I don't finish the others. Anyway yea I have a proper Jordan design now! yay!

Diversity Win: The High Priest/ess Of Your Oppressive Church is Nonbinary, based on the results of my poll!

She/They pronouns I'm thinking, since Fem Jordan kinda had a surprise comeback and ultimately came in second.

anyway yea here they are. I successfully resisted the urge to give them Jordans are you proud of me

[mothinabottle]

The Bishop implies that Sydney hasn’t passed the trial of anguish because Jordan is protecting Sydney. “[Sydney has] been in the flock for years, but has been stifled by the overprotective Jordan. I understand you're to thank for [Sydney] finally passing the trial of anguish."

Yeah, Jordan is implied to be very overprotective

Like momma bear type. I think that's adorable, that Jordan is both overprotective with Sydney and PC (Although they are even more overprotective with Sydney, cuz I don't see them sending their ass to that goddamn island 🙂)

I want to see more of how Jordan has been coddling Sydney, because I am curious of what they had done to get this poor soul to fail every single Trial of Anguish. Perhaps it's because Sydney hasn't been able to actually challenge themselves before due to Jordan's overprotectiveness? Idk, I just want more Jordan lore

(Also thx for the Jordan ask, anon. Rambling about them once again helped me relax 🩵)

[tentacleplains]

temple/auriga lore dump?

i almost never purge when acting as a confessor in the temple because i find the combat system a little tedious, but i did today for the first time, and got a scene i haven’t seen before.

when purging the penitent, i made them climax, and then was prompted to do it again several more times until i blacked out. (no screenshots of this, sorry, i wasn’t thinking about it.)

then, i was met with this scene:

(1) It was invigorating:

(2) It was humiliating:

(3) What?:

from then on, i asked the questions in the order they popped up in the dialogue choices, so all the following passages are the responses to the first shown option in the preceding one.

bonus: after i left, and went to the cloister, the six-armed statue was labeled.

i have yet to see what this scene is like with a pure sydney! if anyone has that, i’d be grateful if they could add it to the post; if not, i’ll get it myself and add it here instead. ^^

notably, i know there is dialogue where the ivory wraith calls you gaoler, but i can’t remember the context in which they call you that, so i can’t meaningfully draw connections…

[chaossuta]

LIs and named NPCs I'd love to see more of their lores :3c

(and my PC!)

[its205am]

ehe

aftermath...

hmm i wonder what happened for jordan to end up like that in the second picture 🤔🤔

[flaneur001]

Random DoL drabble because I’m bored… I just imagined what if Jordan was a LI with the same corruption stat as Sydney. So here it is lol~

CW- Religious themes, it’s sfw but mildly suggestive

Jordan The Priest x GN PC

You are in the Temple. Your hands are loaded with gardening tools as you move in and out of the garden. Your habit is covered in patches of dirt, stray leaves stick to your head and other places. You can feel sweat on your body with the amount of exercise you are getting |++strength +fatigue

As you enter the temple, your shoulder roughly collides with someone making you fall flat on your butt. You feel a sharp twinge of pain, as everything in your grasp is scattered around you |+stress +pain

You look up to see a familiar face loom over you. “I am so sorry, my child” Jordan mutters softly as he bends down and helps you up, lifting you by your arms. “I wasn’t watching where I was going” His long golden hair, slips from the sides of his cowl and tickles your nose. He frantically moves about gathering your scattered items as you dust yourself off.

Jordan smiles at you apologetically as he hands over the items to you, “I apologize again. I see you’re hard at work.” He gives you the items. Your fingers brush slightly. You smirk a little and hold his hand yanking him close to your face. His eyes widen as he stares at you, your faces inches apart, “Thank You” you mutter huskily making his breath hitch |+Arousal +Jordan’s Corruption

“Do-don’t mention it” a flush rises to his face, he stutters as he hastily picks up his book from the ground and walks quickly towards the pews without glancing back.

Its evening. You are at the orphanage at Domus street. You are wrapped in a towel as you move about your room, looking for your journal. After an hour long of futile search, your eyes land on a book with a brown leather binding.

It’s similar to yours, but when you flip it open, the name, “Jordan” rests on the page in neat and elegant cursive handwriting.

A curiosity fills you, and you sit on your bed and begin reading through the pages. Most of it is just mundane stuff, their schedule for everyday, some bookkeeping of temple allowances, and even regular musings. You mindlessly flip the pages, almost in a bored fashion when your eyes land on a very recent entry.

“I don’t understand what is happening these days. I find myself facing a deep precipice. This is wrong. So very wrong. In vain have I tried to cleanse myself of these thoughts. These vice like feelings are eating away at my mind. I can sense it. This darkness is slowly sweeping me in its corrupt hands, and I am willingly walking into its embrace.

I should’ve known you were trouble the moment I saw you drag Sydney into the depths of depravity. Yet I crave for you. I want you to look at me the way you look at them. I want to feel those emotions that feel so foreign to me. I feel alive in so very long a time. I have begun to look forward to the time you sneak up on me when you think I’m not looking. Those fleeting moments have ignited a flame of sorts. So Lord forgive me for I think I have sinned. Because I want to be loved by the sin incarnate”

Your mind swims with possibilities. This is a surprise. You never expected Jordan to reciprocate those feelings. Your heart thuds wildly as you realize something with a start. If you have Jordan’s journal right now, it means that your journal is currently in Jordan’s possession. And it has much more graphic and detailed entries inside it. Your own personal confessional of sorts that always begin with, “Forgive me Jordan, for I have sinned”

It holds several anecdotes about your little crush on the priest. Long paragraphs about the things you’d like to do with him |++ Arousal ++Jordan’s corruption

A lewd warmth fills you, as you think about running into Jordan tomorrow. You feel excited about the situation but it’s too tame to remove the cloud over your mind |-stress

[Silly bonus lols]- You are in the temple garden watering the flowers. You hear some footsteps approaching. It’s Jordan. He doesn’t look you in the eye, as he silently hands you over your journal. You can see his hands trembling a little. A wild tinge of red dusting his cheeks. When you think he’ll leave, he reaches inside his robe and pulls out a bottle. He uncorks it and just like that pours the entire contents all over your head. It seeps through your clothes making you shudder slightly as your habit clings to your body.

“It’s holy water” he mumbles, “You need it”. He leaves you alone in the garden, shivering as he walks back inside |++ Jordan’s corruption

[heykaya]

Love Interest and NPC - Hair & Eye Colours

Found through the game's code.

(Checked: 28th September 2024)

Whitney

Eyes: Random

Hair: Blond

Jordan

Eyes: Light Blue

Hair: Blond

Leighton

Eyes: Green

Hair: Black

Landry

Eyes: Random

Hair: Black

Darryl

Eyes: Random

Hair: Brown

River

Eyes: Light Blue

Hair: Brown

Kylar and Bailey (their colors are calculated together)

Eyes: Random

Hair: Random choice between Black or Brown

(I always thought Kylar had black hair for some reason. Upon re-reading his character description, it just says he has a dark fringe. Also, him having green eyes isn’t mentioned in the game.)

Gwylan

Eyes: Random

Hair: Mousy

Doren

Eyes: Random

Hair: Red

Charlie and Morgan (their colors are calculated together)

Eyes: Random

Hair: Ginger

Black Wolf

Eyes: Random

Hair: Black

Remy

Eyes: Green

Hair: Brown

Alex

Eyes: Green

Hair: Red

Great Hawk

Eyes: Light Blue

Hair: Brown

Wren

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Blond

Sydney

Eyes: Amber

Hair: Strawberry Blond

Ivory Wraith

Eyes: Dark Blue

Hair: White

Zephyr

Eyes: Green

Hair: Black

Degrees of Lewdity - Text Based Masterpost

[alienkitty259]

[neanyann]

-First meeting-

[dol-confessions]

I think it's completely unfair how Jordan will most likely not be fuckable. At this point, I'd be willing to commit war crimes to leg lock Jordan so he can fill me up with his thick backed up cum from his heavy breeder balls. I may not have the demon tf but with the way I'll be sucking him dry, I'd put every single succubi and incubi to shame. Just put me in a room with him and we'll both be coming out pregnant. God? Shame? Who're they? I only know Jordan's heavy horse cock.

-mod gwylan

[mothinabottle]

I just think it's adorable and sad how Jordan does their best to protect the PC from harm while PC does the same in other ways (Fighting the corruption by doing the dirty work while Jordan's flock remains unaware, etc)

Yet, Jordan still fails to protect PC despite their efforts...

I wonder if PC will fail at some point and they will realise just how fucked up things are around town...

Idk, I'm having a huge Jordan brainrot rn cuz I have no one to ramble to about them

Also this quick doodle of May and Jordan cuz I just needed to draw them before going back to my personal jail :( Edit: Forgot to include some moments regarding that!!

There, such a sweetheart they are <3

[screechingcheesecakecheesecake]

The Gilded Spear Quest better have some continuation on it in the future I'm so pissed at how high risk no reward that quest is. Brother Jordan, my PC almost got raped like 20 times, got shot by arrows, starved into desperation 5 times (my luck was shitty ok I couldn't find food lmao), got harrassed by pirates and beastpeople with only the Robin buoy I carved as emotional support. Not To mention I had to pay Zephyr 15000 pounds for a ride (probably not required but I had too much money I just wanted to spend lol)

Don't fuck with me with that purification exam what the hell would you have done if my PC became impure at during the mission I'm going to choke you.

[krisvslove]

is father jordan a harpy....??? this is my first time harpy-ing i didnt know this....