#jonesy the first

[fortnite-headcanons]

Hope reminds Jones of his own daughter/kids he never got to see grow or barely even raise (from the Zero War comics 💀), Jones reminds Hope of the genuine father figure she never had.

They may not realize it or admit it, but they're going beyond mentor/mentee, and falling into found family tropes. <3

(hello single father jonesy truthers)

Fortnite Headcanon #1128

[lacytheespeon]

I'm normal

[puppyhal]

FoundaJones/JonesDation nation, I come bearing gifts !!

[chloesimaginationthings]

DEAD BY DAYLIGHT WAS FIRST IN LINE……

[thatthirstyweirdo]

FRANNY JOYFUL MY BELOVED

GAAAAAWD I LOVE HER!! I think she is a very sweet and nice and pretty little thing <33

[slimey-wallz]

Attempting to be humorous while I'm sick is hard

Unless this made you smile or laugh or something-

Then YAY!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!🎉🙏

[toiletsydeblog]

drawing every jonesy fortnite skin challenge!!! starting off with jonesy the first

[fortniteaverageguyau]

uhh id like to introduce you to my average dude fortnite au

[neocrows]

Jonesy *heart eyes*

[appatary8523]

Jonesy Fortnite my beloved

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

WHSIKEY IM NOT ANSWERING YOUR ASK IM SO SORRY

[fortnite-headcanons]

Jones has been the first positive parental-like figure in Hopes life in basically forever.

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[joelsfarabee]

also torts saying he doesn’t know c*tter from a hole in the wall im screaming

[h3avyhound]

trying to give shoresy a first name and an age estimate for fics sake is so much harder than fighting in the army

[scaryscarecrows]

Vaccine is kicking my ass. Highlight of my weekend is Mr. Lucas coming to watch Alien with me because my dogs are barricaded away due to bullying. Soft kitty, warm kitty, purr, purr, purr.

[pondslime]

Ok stupid question but I had to ask BC I love the way you answer things haha 💓💓 (Sorry if that was worded weirdly)

So Jonesy (I think that's the dog's name in House of Wax) from all the Sinclair brothers who do you Jonesy likes the most and who do you think likes Jonesy the best?

it's not weird at all!! now that my HOW brainworms are back, any excuse to ramble incoherently about this dumbass movie and the characters is like. PURE gold. lmao 💀

okay, so imo, vinny is definitely the favorite. the first place where we see jonesy in the movie is in the wax museum and that is def not a coincidence!! they were hanging out!! jonesy just got bored of watching her dad labor over the fine details of the wax titty & wandered upstairs.

they're best friends!! I just know it!! that shot where vincent's turning wade to wax? and jonesy jumps up on the bed? the CUTEST. rip wade 🙏 but?? I adore that sm.

and he takes the puppy w/him when he goes to murder blake & paige. unhinged dog dad behavior if I've ever seen it. I can 100% see them both quietly coexisting in the same space together for hours on end—vincent sculpting and sketching, jonesy napping next to him. padding upstairs in the middle of the night to have a midnight snack. UGH

I v much also subscribe to the line of thinking that lester doesn't live in corpsetown & has a lil shack of his own in the woods. but he absolutely hustles up to the house routinely to bring jonesy weird roadkill snacks and play w/her in the backyard. if anyone in the family is committed to getting her energy out, it's v much him. they're just outside for hours n hours tossing a mangled deer leg around and kicking up dirt. I feel.

as for bo. well. he v much strikes me as the kind of guy who pretends to be fairly ambivalent about the fact they have a dog running around. if jonesy ever stirs up trouble or chews thru smthn, he's the first one to be like, "UH??? it's your fuckin' dog?? I ain't never ask for this??"

v much onery dad energy. he catches vincent giving jonesy some food off his plate and immediately starts talking about how he's spoiling the damn dog and THIS is why she knocked over the garbage can & got coffee grounds and eggshells all over the kitchen floor.

never mind that he's always giving her scraps of whatever random concoction he's eating. she's chowing down on eggo waffles and beef jerky and hostess snacks whenever he's around. but no, it's vincent who spoils her. sure, jan.

he wants a huntin and fishin dog, but he's not much of a hunter or a fisher. so he gets a couch potato that sits next to him while he drinks beer and rewatches old spaghetti westerns. and he totally doesn't care about it or like her. totally.