#jonandcrystalvstheworld

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24 years ago, I determinedly marched into your Hitmen game section and then, basically “demanded” that you be my damn friend. BEST. DECISION. I. EVER. MADE. I couldn’t imagine my life without you, Pomedli (I mean 🙄 lord knows I’ve tired, but I just don’t like it 😜). No one gets us like we do and here’s to many more years of the “reality show” that is our amazing friendship (we actually need our own show). Happy 40th Birthday, girl 🥳🥰 #JonAndCrystalVsTheWorld #BFF #24Years #1234 #AllTheDrinks #AllTheFun #AllTheBest #StopCopyingMe #StalksMeAroundTheWorld #YourJonsCrystal #SleepWineHoldingChamp #PassiveAggressive3Spot #AllTheWhistles #ShittyPeters #TruckOrHedge #HelloAreYouListening #BLANKET #NoOneGetsUsButUs #BestDecision #HappyBirthday #Milestone https://www.instagram.com/p/CUc_eC0rIvw/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Shine bright like a...emerald. #Shamrocking #Ireland #JonAndCrystalVSTheWorld #JustPlaneFun #Westjet #Winglet #ShineBright #Aviation #Geek #Emerald #Isle #AdventureIsCalling #OurLifeIsYourVacation #eijtb (at Dublin, Ireland)

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The "If a pub could be a spirit animal" experience..including the all-to-famous lampshade worn frequently as head gear. #London #Layover #Life #FiftyFour #SpiritAnimal #Pub #CloudyCider #Horley #Lampshade #Memories #WoodyIsAwesome #JonAndCrystalVsTheWorld #SoDamnQuaint #Ukelele #Magic #AdventureIsCalling #OurLifeIsYourVacation #eijtb (at Fifty Four)

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Crystal always wanted to be on Jersey Shore. This is just more the British version. #London #Layover #Life #Brighton #Beach #British #JerseyShore #SoCold #SoGood #JonAndCrystalVSTheWorld #TakeABFFToWorkDay #Aircrew #AdventureCalled #TravelTrippin #OurLifeIsYourVacation #AdventureIsCalling #eijtb (at Brighton Palace Pier)

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Give peace a chance. Or at the very least make it look good at night. #YYZ #TorontoLightFest #Downtown #DistilleryDistrict #AdventureCalled #Layover #Lights #GivePeaceAChance #PeaceSign #ReligiousTolerance #WorldPeace #Satire #JonAndCrystalVsTheWorld #OurLifeIsYourVacation #AdventureIsCalling #eijtb (at Distillery District)

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Isn't that the truth?! #ZooLightsYYC #CalgaryZoo #AliceInWonderland #WereAllMadHere #Truth #CheshireCat #MadHatter #TeaParty #Christmas #Lights #JonAndCrystalVsTheWorld #BFFDate #LoftJon #Downtown #YYC #Life #BuildingALegacy #eijtb (at The Calgary Zoo)

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"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality." #ZooLightsYYC #AliceInWonderland #YYC #CheshireCat #Imagination #Quote #Grin #BFFDate #JonAndCrystalVsTheWorld #CalgaryZoo #Christmas #Lights #LoftJon #Downtown #Life #BuildingALegacy #eijtb (at The Calgary Zoo)

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How could we NOT take a picture with this sign?! #StrangeButWonderful #ItCalledOurNames #SignOfTheTimes #JonAndCrystalVSTheWorld #Christmas #Work #Wine #Tasting #Party #GoInOrder #AllTheLamb #AllTheCheese #WeAreSoPopular #LoftJon #Downtown #YYC #Life #BuildingALegacy #eijtb (at J.Webb Market Wines)

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First friend skate date of the season. #YYC #Olympic #Plaza #TheIceRinkNotTheHotel #Christmas #Holiday #BestFriend #Skate #Date #LoveActually #WatchedAfter #KarlDidntDie #SoManyLOL #HashtagHumor #LoftJon #JonAndCrystalVSTheWorld #BuildingALegacy #Downtown #Life #eijtb (at Olympic Plaza)

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Shadow box dancer extraordinaire #Coldplay #Edmonton #YEG #Shadow #BoxDancer #Extraordinaire #BehindTheScreen #Dance #LikeTheyrePayingForIt #JonAndCrystalVsTheWorld #BFF #Concert #Trip #eijtb (at Hyatt Place Edmonton/Downtown)

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Balls. #ColdplayEdmonton #YEG #Balls #UpInTheAir #AdventureOfALifetime #Coldplay #Concert #Colors #Dance #LikeTheyrePayingForIt #BFF #SoMuchFun #JonAndCrystalVsTheWorld #eijtb (at Rogers Place)

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Happiness. Embodied. #ColdplayEdmonton #YEG #GenuinelyContent #PureJoy #Happiness #Embodied #BFF #Concert #GoodTimes #JonAndCrystalVsTheWorld #AdventureOfALifetime #Coldplay #FixEachOther #eijtb (at Rogers Place)

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Pre-concert ritual..and roof height test. #Coldplay #Edmonton #AdventureOfALifetime 🌈🎤🌈#WeTriedToRaiseTheRoof #WeFailed #ShoulderSnuggle #CoffeeCupVodka #Concert #BFF #SingLouderThanChrisMartin #JonAndCrystalVsTheWorld #WeBurpVodka #AndMilkshakes #eijtb (at Edmonton, Alberta)

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One. Of. The. Best. Concerts. I've. Ever. Seen. #GarthBrooks #YYC #Scotiabank #Saddledome #Simply #Amazing #Best #Concert #Ever #LoftJon #BuildingALegacy #downtown #Life #FriendsInLowPlaces #RealEmotion #ICried #Wow #jonandcrystalvstheworld #eijtb (at Scotiabank Saddledome)

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We played concert chicken with StubHub and won! #GreatTimesAreWaiting #Saddledome #YYC #GarthBrooks #StubHub #Concert #Chicken #Random #jonandcrystalvstheworld #TheThunderRolls #WeWillDance #LoftJon #BuildingALegacy #Downtown #Life #eijtb (at Scotiabank Saddledome)

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Rodeo on the fence is SO much better #CalgaryStampede #TwoMillionDollar #Rodeo #OnTheFence #ItsThePeopleYouKnow #Volunteer #Connections #JonAndCrystalVsTheWorld #FirstSummer #LoftJon #BuildingALegacy #eijtb (at Calgary Stampede)