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Happy Bowser Day I want Bowser to apply the full extent of his weight upon my small flesh prison and kill me
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polyamory goals: to be a housecat adopted by a lesbian couple. hanging out laying at their feet at the end of the day. head scratches. kitty affection
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𝕴𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖞, 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖋𝖎𝖝 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖘𝖔𝖈𝖐! 😱 𝕿𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖞 𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖋𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 😅
#jamie campbell bower#jamie bower#twitter#happy halloween#joking not joking#please fix it#pretty scary#honest reaction
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y'all don't let me go on twitter again, it makes me hate everything
#911 abc#evan buckley#joking not joking#buddie#bucktommy#tommy kinard#911 on abc#i swear to god that 70-80% of buddie shippers don't give a f about buck being bi#and you know that i love you normal buddie shippers so this isn't aimed at you#its a dark dark bitter place#and i swear to god with every 'don't ship bucktommy too much or they'll make it endgame :((' I will just ship them harder#out of pettiness
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the bi vs gay mike discourse is making it rounds again and i will not be participating this time but my pfp makes it very clear where i stand, goodnight y’all 👋
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HAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂
#ukraine#volodymyr zelenskyy#president zelenskyy#zelenskyy#zelensky#russian invasion of ukraine#joking not joking
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any gay girls in my area that love mcr...
pls do you wanna make out
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If Käärijä won't appear tonight in his love boat I'm gonna riot. Also if JO won't dressed as sailors.
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if you’re not mentally pyschosexually tapped in to me what are we doing lovers read each others minds
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there was a post going around about what media you're pretentious over and tbh me @ kingdom hearts. i'm the only one who gets it and other people need to Prove to me that they do too
#joking not joking#you like kingdom hearts? explain the thesis of the series and how recom solidifies it
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Hetalia fandom is the reason why America is in stagnation
#joking not joking#hidekaz himaruya raised a whole fucking generation of people who are okay with Ukraine Belarus and Baltics being occupied by russia
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Owen Carvour kills three N*zis in Spies Are Forever, and you're trying to convince me he's a bad guy?
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I need a new phone with a better camera. 😏😏😏 anyone wanna give me the money to buy one? 😘😘😘
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Like, imagine the possibilities of flirting as a caster. The utility of the spells. You're being gently pinned against the wall, them inches away from your lips, and you saying something to the tune of "if only we were somewhere more... private" and they smile, and without breaking eye contact a spell and everything around you two shifts as you get teleported to one of yours bedrooms. Slowly they glance towards the bed, look back, and grin. "You were saying?"
#This post is about flirting only#Make your own post about the utility of spells for the nasty#And tag me in it#Joking not joking#Flirting#Magic#Romance#Teleportation#Spells#And not just bards okay#Wizards and sorcerers too
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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