#joking not joking

[difty-dift]

Happy Bowser Day I want Bowser to apply the full extent of his weight upon my small flesh prison and kill me

[talestobetold]

polyamory goals: to be a housecat adopted by a lesbian couple. hanging out laying at their feet at the end of the day. head scratches. kitty affection

[moonlitdark]

𝕴𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖞, 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖋𝖎𝖝 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖘𝖔𝖈𝖐! 😱 𝕿𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖞 𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖋𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 😅

[rosetterer]

y'all don't let me go on twitter again, it makes me hate everything

[byersfanclub]

the bi vs gay mike discourse is making it rounds again and i will not be participating this time but my pfp makes it very clear where i stand, goodnight y’all 👋

[is-this-working]

HAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂

[xxxsugarcyanidexxx]

any gay girls in my area that love mcr...

pls do you wanna make out

[i-wasnt-ready-for-this]

If Käärijä won't appear tonight in his love boat I'm gonna riot. Also if JO won't dressed as sailors.

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

if you’re not mentally pyschosexually tapped in to me what are we doing lovers read each others minds

[xiolette]

there was a post going around about what media you're pretentious over and tbh me @ kingdom hearts. i'm the only one who gets it and other people need to Prove to me that they do too

[unhonestlymirror]

Hetalia fandom is the reason why America is in stagnation

[smytherines]

Owen Carvour kills three N*zis in Spies Are Forever, and you're trying to convince me he's a bad guy?

[zerosuitsammi3]

I need a new phone with a better camera. 😏😏😏 anyone wanna give me the money to buy one? 😘😘😘

[somecallmekay]

Like, imagine the possibilities of flirting as a caster. The utility of the spells. You're being gently pinned against the wall, them inches away from your lips, and you saying something to the tune of "if only we were somewhere more... private" and they smile, and without breaking eye contact a spell and everything around you two shifts as you get teleported to one of yours bedrooms. Slowly they glance towards the bed, look back, and grin. "You were saying?"

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like