#joking not joking

[difty-dift]

Happy Bowser Day I want Bowser to apply the full extent of his weight upon my small flesh prison and kill me

[talestobetold]

polyamory goals: to be a housecat adopted by a lesbian couple. hanging out laying at their feet at the end of the day. head scratches. kitty affection

[jmmyjms]

When the two-hole-haver says they hate anal... Literally check your privilege pussy-posseser... not all of us have holes to choose from. So maybe shut your vagina-having ass up about my butthole and what I chose to put inside it.

@d3vdgvrrll I'm talking to you.

[mr-nauseam]

If Panem have no religion then why Sejanus Plinth is catholic?

[rosetterer]

y'all don't let me go on twitter again, it makes me hate everything

[is-this-working]

HAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂

[heartgoth90]

Don't tell anybody but I base all my goth makeup on the faces of huskies 🤫

[lets-try-to-be-normal-otakus]

Instead of dashcon, we need to have the devil's sacrament this year

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

if you’re not mentally pyschosexually tapped in to me what are we doing lovers read each others minds

[xiolette]

there was a post going around about what media you're pretentious over and tbh me @ kingdom hearts. i'm the only one who gets it and other people need to Prove to me that they do too

[jmmyjms]

[unhonestlymirror]

Hetalia fandom is the reason why America is in stagnation

[smytherines]

Owen Carvour kills three N*zis in Spies Are Forever, and you're trying to convince me he's a bad guy?

[zerosuitsammi3]

I need a new phone with a better camera. 😏😏😏 anyone wanna give me the money to buy one? 😘😘😘

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like