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difty-dift 4 months ago
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Happy Bowser Day I want Bowser to apply the full extent of his weight upon my small flesh prison and kill me
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talestobetold 1 year ago
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polyamory goals: to be a housecat adopted by a lesbian couple. hanging out laying at their feet at the end of the day. head scratches. kitty affection
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moonlitdark 22 days ago
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饾暣饾枔 饾枡饾枍饾枈 饾枔饾枂饾枓饾枈 饾枖饾枊 饾枂饾枒饾枒 饾枡饾枍饾枎饾枔饾枌饾枠 饾枍饾枖饾枒饾枮, 饾枙饾枒饾枈饾枂饾枠饾枈 饾枊饾枎饾枬 饾枡饾枍饾枂饾枡 饾枠饾枖饾枅饾枑! 馃槺 饾暱饾枟饾枤饾枒饾枮 饾枍饾枖饾枟饾枟饾枎饾枊饾枮饾枎饾枔饾枌 馃槄
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rosetterer 7 months ago
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y'all don't let me go on twitter again, it makes me hate everything
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byersfanclub 10 months ago
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the bi vs gay mike discourse is making it rounds again and i will not be participating this time but my pfp makes it very clear where i stand, goodnight y锟斤拷all 馃憢
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is-this-working 3 months ago
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HAHAHAHAHAHA馃槀馃槀
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xxxsugarcyanidexxx 1 year ago
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any gay girls in my area that love mcr...
pls do you wanna make out
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i-wasnt-ready-for-this 1 year ago
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If K盲盲rij盲 won't appear tonight in his love boat I'm gonna riot. Also if JO won't dressed as sailors.
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ihopeucomehomesoon 9 months ago
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if you鈥檙e not mentally pyschosexually tapped in to me what are we doing lovers read each others minds
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xiolette 1 year ago
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there was a post going around about what media you're pretentious over and tbh me @ kingdom hearts. i'm the only one who gets it and other people need to Prove to me that they do too
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unhonestlymirror 8 months ago
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Hetalia fandom is the reason why America is in stagnation
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smytherines 9 months ago
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Owen Carvour kills three N*zis in Spies Are Forever, and you're trying to convince me he's a bad guy?
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zerosuitsammi3 10 months ago
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I need a new phone with a better camera. 馃槒馃槒馃槒 anyone wanna give me the money to buy one? 馃槝馃槝馃槝
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somecallmekay 2 years ago
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Like, imagine the possibilities of flirting as a caster. The utility of the spells. You're being gently pinned against the wall, them inches away from your lips, and you saying something to the tune of "if only we were somewhere more... private" and they smile, and without breaking eye contact a spell and everything around you two shifts as you get teleported to one of yours bedrooms. Slowly they glance towards the bed, look back, and grin. "You were saying?"
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androdragynous 1 month ago
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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