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hypothetical canon agdt stuff
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#based this off their canon agdt personalities#i mostly made this as a joke LOL#agdt#ag ink#ag dream#dream sans#ink sans#dreamtale#inktale#jokepost#my artwork#doodles#utmv#undertale au
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it has GOT to be on purpose at this point
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All these cute drawings of Mio are great and all, but there's a severe lack of what I think is one of her most important traits: Mio, canonically, is less a kitten and more a fucking feral tiger.
See that? She can run the hundred metri in seven seconds. You know who else can do that? FUCKING NOBODY, THAT'S WHO. Usain Bolt? Fastest person on Earth? Ever heard of him?
Yeah, that's right. Mio's so fast that she finishes a whole 2.5 seconds ahead of him. She has time to grab a sandwich and a glass of Wotah whilst he huffs and puffs his way over the finish line.
Her character model has visible abs!
This girl is weapon-grade!
Speaking of weapons, how about them?
Indeed, Mio's weapon of choice is literally a DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE. It doesn't get more badass than that.
Need more convincing? Well, on the topic of weapons, her cute little paws: What's that, you say? She's strong enough to make an interlinked Moebius duo fly through the air?
That's liftoff, baby! She hits with the force of ten ferronises, and her bare-knuckle strike sends enemies flying. Do you understand just WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS??
Sure, Melia can Break and Topple in XB1. Big whoop. Mio can wombo combo all by her goddamn self.
YOU'RE fawning and simping over your cutesy little catgirl Mio-Mio, while I'M paying for her knuckle tattoos that say Break, Topple, Launch, and Smash.
And here, she boops Noah on the forehead with those paws of war, but look again!
Do you see any contact? Of course not! Because a boop from Mio would cave in his fucking skull. Headshot. So, out of love for her boytoy, she stops a cetri short of murdering him.
Now THATS what I call control!
Virgin N, Chad Noah? I don't think so. N is a worm, insignificant even to the Virgin Noah, and Mio is the Chaddest of them all. "The freedom to choose?" Thats right: Mio HAS the strap, she simply CHOOSES not to use it.
This is the face of a cocky, stone-cold killer. She could've one-shot N if she wasn't held back by a pesky little thing called "weaponry".
All this to say, Mio is a feral animal and there should be more art depicting her as such (:
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Me talking about Mortimer Mouse to other Mortimer mouse fans
Dramatic moment ruined
Yeah that what happens when you mess with mouse
#mortimer mouse#the phantom blot#scuttle#portis#plottigat#mickey mouse#mouseverse#shitpost#jokepost#mickey mouse comics#mickey mouse and foes
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I ship Diluc with his depression.
ofc. i think this is a very good ship 👍
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Decknine: Wait. I can explain -
Pricefield Shippers: You took my favorite ship and made it haunt the narrative?!
Amberprice Shippers: Haunt the narrative? I only got one line in a journal!
Grahmfield Shippers: Wait, you guys are getting content?
#lis double exposure spoilers#life is strange double exposure spoilers#double exposure spoilers#LIS Spoilers#life is strange spoilers#jokepost#Lis#life is strange
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A au where everything is the same, but this is how Pete and Trudy met.
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To protest the overuse of the name "Michael" in this series, I'm deciding in my mind that Michael Crew just hit someone with his car at some point and lied about his last name when asked.
I will not live with the burden of having to memorize a another last name. Two avatars both being named "Michael" was already killing me when I read the series for the first time, I refuse to accept any more Michael's on principal.
Michael Crew is just going to have committed more crimes in my mind. Which I think is a funny interpretation because imagine having a run in with an Avatar of humanities greatest fears and it's them accidentally hitting you with their car. It's such a Looney Tunes series of events that I'm going to headcanon it as canon.
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i will say the 45-minute-long uninterrupted gay sex scene in heat (1995) was controversial at the time but i firmly believe it was completely essential to the plot
#lets just say neil lasted longer than 30 seconds flat when he felt the heat around the corner#heat 1995#bravo michael mann!#jokepost
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stupid amuro ray 1000 yard stare edit i made at 6 in the morning (i haven't slept)
#amuro ray#amuro#amuro rei#0079#mobile suit gundam#gundam 0079#gundam#shitpost#jokepost#miya rambles#vanta rambles#1000 yard stare#meme edit
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HUH sorry im not too good with tone, is errink semi canon to agdt or were you just saying it can be viewed that way but isn't really that way in canon or or or?
it can be viewed that way
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Hey, thanks for stopping by!
I don't have a clever pen name or anything, so you can just call me Skirbozobrainrot-or SB for short. This is my Kirby artblog, but I mainly draw Shadow Kirby, and things related to him like the Mirror World and Floralia.
For organization, I tag my stuff under what type of post it is, and then put a specific art tag based on how much effort I felt I put into them.
As a list, here are the tags I use: Art tags
drafts - sketches and doodles, scrapped ideas
drawings - regular art, self-contained pieces
compositions - high effort drawings and pieces
Post tags
projects - pieces related to any of my projects
references - my reference sheets
jokepost - shitposts, memes, etc.
vids - videos/animations
Misc tags
Non-art: For anything that isn't a drawing
Lore: For headcanons or theory posts
Other people: For reblogs
Projects
This blog is going to host my main Kirby-related projects, which should come out... eventually. I'll list their names and tag below.
Skirby's Workshop (workshop) - A long-lasting thing that'll start up soon, where I draft up Copy Ability ideas and then post them for fun. Features Shadow Kirby and Weapons shop Waddle Dee.
Of the Mirrors - This is my AU? I guess that's the best way to describe it, but it's an AU that tries to stick to canon as close as possible. It's a comic series about Shadow Kirby's adventures prior to and after becoming the Guardian of the Mirror World (and by extension, Floralia).
Links
If I ever have to move to another site or (god forbid) get onto Twitter I'll link it here, but so far this is my only Kirby art-related account.
Finally, as special thanks, my biggest inspirations are voiddemon and itsquakey respectively, who draw really good and way better than I ever could lmao, so if you SOMEHOW don't know them I really suggest you check them out, they've done some really good stuff.
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Hi it is the worm known as giratina.
I have a merchant who thinks he can overthrow arceus
He uses the red chain to contain me
I am just a worm
Not god
This is hisui
I am hiding out in the Distortion world where the merchant cannot find me and silence me on why I think his sinnoh outfit is a blasphemous charade
It is so hilarious
I am ambitiously reaching out to cynthia so she can save me from the merchant
Who again is insane
And a danger to wormkind
He cannot find me here
I am worm
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Why are you like this J.P
Mickeys tpyical interaction with Sly
Based on a comment by @sweettjrose
#oswald and ortensia#mickey mouse#disney#mouseverse#oswald the lucky rabbit#ortensia the cat#j.p whiskers#ortensia whiskers#the phantom blot#dr vulter#peg leg pete#mickey and friends#mickey mouse and friends#memes#shitpost#jokepost
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Sacrifice Chloe Players Explaining Their Choice: I sacrifice Chloe because I feel like it's the ending that most fits the deep themes of grief and love after loss the game presents. Plus, I have moral obligations about sacrificing a town full of people. I don't think it's right to put the life of one over the lives of many. And furthermore -
Sacrifice Arcadia Bay Players Explaining Their Choice: Gay rights. 🏳️🌈
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