#jokepost

[avatarofthearchives]

"The most scary part of TMA is the blanket episode- The most scary part of TMA is Jane Prentiss - The most scary part of TMA is the Not! Them creatures -"

Wrong! The most scary part of TMA when you're watching for the first time and realize far too deep in that you really should be have been trying to remember peoples names.

[wyllaztopia]

hypothetical canon agdt stuff

original template here!

[skirbozobrainrot]

it has GOT to be on purpose at this point

[impossiblefeat]

[local-meme-lord]

Me talking about Mortimer Mouse to other Mortimer mouse fans

Dramatic moment ruined

Yeah that what happens when you mess with mouse

[lauren-ce]

All these cute drawings of Mio are great and all, but there's a severe lack of what I think is one of her most important traits: Mio, canonically, is less a kitten and more a fucking feral tiger.

See that? She can run the hundred metri in seven seconds. You know who else can do that? FUCKING NOBODY, THAT'S WHO. Usain Bolt? Fastest person on Earth? Ever heard of him?

Yeah, that's right. Mio's so fast that she finishes a whole 2.5 seconds ahead of him. She has time to grab a sandwich and a glass of Wotah whilst he huffs and puffs his way over the finish line.

Her character model has visible abs!

This girl is weapon-grade!

Speaking of weapons, how about them?

Indeed, Mio's weapon of choice is literally a DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE. It doesn't get more badass than that.

Need more convincing? Well, on the topic of weapons, her cute little paws: What's that, you say? She's strong enough to make an interlinked Moebius duo fly through the air?

That's liftoff, baby! She hits with the force of ten ferronises, and her bare-knuckle strike sends enemies flying. Do you understand just WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS??

Sure, Melia can Break and Topple in XB1. Big whoop. Mio can wombo combo all by her goddamn self.

YOU'RE fawning and simping over your cutesy little catgirl Mio-Mio, while I'M paying for her knuckle tattoos that say Break, Topple, Launch, and Smash.

And here, she boops Noah on the forehead with those paws of war, but look again!

Do you see any contact? Of course not! Because a boop from Mio would cave in his fucking skull. Headshot. So, out of love for her boytoy, she stops a cetri short of murdering him.

Now THATS what I call control!

Virgin N, Chad Noah? I don't think so. N is a worm, insignificant even to the Virgin Noah,  and Mio is the Chaddest of them all. "The freedom to choose?" Thats right: Mio HAS the strap, she simply CHOOSES not to use it.

This is the face of a cocky, stone-cold killer. She could've one-shot N if she wasn't held back by a pesky little thing called "weaponry".

All this to say, Mio is a feral animal and there should be more art depicting her as such (:

[enden-k]

I ship Diluc with his depression.

ofc. i think this is a very good ship 👍

[arcadiabaytornado]

Decknine: Wait. I can explain -

Pricefield Shippers: You took my favorite ship and made it haunt the narrative?!

Amberprice Shippers: Haunt the narrative? I only got one line in a journal!

Grahmfield Shippers: Wait, you guys are getting content?

[memelordotherblog]

A au where everything is the same, but this is how Pete and Trudy met.

[fictionkinfessions]

oh,,,,thats a kinsider of my friend’s beloved,,,,

placeholder text because tumblr wont let me post ask messages without something in the reply box

[avatarofthearchives]

Jonathan Sims realized that he couldn't be accused of the "bury your gays" trope if all his characters were gay and then never looked back.

[wyllaztopia]

HUH sorry im not too good with tone, is errink semi canon to agdt or were you just saying it can be viewed that way but isn't really that way in canon or or or?

it can be viewed that way

[amuuuwaves]

stupid amuro ray 1000 yard stare edit i made at 6 in the morning (i haven't slept)

[impossiblefeat]

[local-meme-lord]

Why are you like this J.P

Mickeys tpyical interaction with Sly

Based on a comment by @sweettjrose

[darthbeans]

i will say the 45-minute-long uninterrupted gay sex scene in heat (1995) was controversial at the time but i firmly believe it was completely essential to the plot