#jokepost

[wyllaztopia]

hypothetical canon agdt stuff

original template here!

[skirbozobrainrot]

it has GOT to be on purpose at this point

[lauren-ce]

All these cute drawings of Mio are great and all, but there's a severe lack of what I think is one of her most important traits: Mio, canonically, is less a kitten and more a fucking feral tiger.

See that? She can run the hundred metri in seven seconds. You know who else can do that? FUCKING NOBODY, THAT'S WHO. Usain Bolt? Fastest person on Earth? Ever heard of him?

Yeah, that's right. Mio's so fast that she finishes a whole 2.5 seconds ahead of him. She has time to grab a sandwich and a glass of Wotah whilst he huffs and puffs his way over the finish line.

Her character model has visible abs!

This girl is weapon-grade!

Speaking of weapons, how about them?

Indeed, Mio's weapon of choice is literally a DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE. It doesn't get more badass than that.

Need more convincing? Well, on the topic of weapons, her cute little paws: What's that, you say? She's strong enough to make an interlinked Moebius duo fly through the air?

That's liftoff, baby! She hits with the force of ten ferronises, and her bare-knuckle strike sends enemies flying. Do you understand just WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS??

Sure, Melia can Break and Topple in XB1. Big whoop. Mio can wombo combo all by her goddamn self.

YOU'RE fawning and simping over your cutesy little catgirl Mio-Mio, while I'M paying for her knuckle tattoos that say Break, Topple, Launch, and Smash.

And here, she boops Noah on the forehead with those paws of war, but look again!

Do you see any contact? Of course not! Because a boop from Mio would cave in his fucking skull. Headshot. So, out of love for her boytoy, she stops a cetri short of murdering him.

Now THATS what I call control!

Virgin N, Chad Noah? I don't think so. N is a worm, insignificant even to the Virgin Noah,  and Mio is the Chaddest of them all. "The freedom to choose?" Thats right: Mio HAS the strap, she simply CHOOSES not to use it.

This is the face of a cocky, stone-cold killer. She could've one-shot N if she wasn't held back by a pesky little thing called "weaponry".

All this to say, Mio is a feral animal and there should be more art depicting her as such (:

[enden-k]

I ship Diluc with his depression.

ofc. i think this is a very good ship 👍

[arcadiabaytornado]

Decknine: Wait. I can explain -

Pricefield Shippers: You took my favorite ship and made it haunt the narrative?!

Amberprice Shippers: Haunt the narrative? I only got one line in a journal!

Grahmfield Shippers: Wait, you guys are getting content?

[memelordotherblog]

A au where everything is the same, but this is how Pete and Trudy met.

[local-meme-lord]

Why are you like this J.P

Mickeys tpyical interaction with Sly

Based on a comment by @sweettjrose

[amuuuwaves]

stupid amuro ray 1000 yard stare edit i made at 6 in the morning (i haven't slept)

[darthbeans]

i will say the 45-minute-long uninterrupted gay sex scene in heat (1995) was controversial at the time but i firmly believe it was completely essential to the plot

[lispolladay]

[wyllaztopia]

HUH sorry im not too good with tone, is errink semi canon to agdt or were you just saying it can be viewed that way but isn't really that way in canon or or or?

it can be viewed that way

[skirbozobrainrot]

Hey, thanks for stopping by!

I don't have a clever pen name or anything, so you can just call me Skirbozobrainrot-or SB for short. This is my Kirby artblog, but I mainly draw Shadow Kirby, and things related to him like the Mirror World and Floralia.

For organization, I tag my stuff under what type of post it is, and then put a specific art tag based on how much effort I felt I put into them.

As a list, here are the tags I use: Art tags

drafts - sketches and doodles, scrapped ideas

drawings - regular art, self-contained pieces

compositions - high effort drawings and pieces

Post tags

projects - pieces related to any of my projects

references - my reference sheets

jokepost - shitposts, memes, etc.

vids - videos/animations

Misc tags

Non-art: For anything that isn't a drawing

Lore: For headcanons or theory posts

Other people: For reblogs

Projects

This blog is going to host my main Kirby-related projects, which should come out... eventually. I'll list their names and tag below.

Skirby's Workshop (workshop) - A long-lasting thing that'll start up soon, where I draft up Copy Ability ideas and then post them for fun. Features Shadow Kirby and Weapons shop Waddle Dee.

Of the Mirrors - This is my AU? I guess that's the best way to describe it, but it's an AU that tries to stick to canon as close as possible. It's a comic series about Shadow Kirby's adventures prior to and after becoming the Guardian of the Mirror World (and by extension, Floralia).

Links

If I ever have to move to another site or (god forbid) get onto Twitter I'll link it here, but so far this is my only Kirby art-related account.

Finally, as special thanks, my biggest inspirations are voiddemon and itsquakey respectively, who draw really good and way better than I ever could lmao, so if you SOMEHOW don't know them I really suggest you check them out, they've done some really good stuff.

[vampirefunkmetal]

gravity falls is actually a parable about the dangers of studying the sciences without studying the arts. it would NOT have happened like that if stanford pines had read faustus.

[arcadiabaytornado]

Sacrifice Chloe Players Explaining Their Choice: I sacrifice Chloe because I feel like it's the ending that most fits the deep themes of grief and love after loss the game presents. Plus, I have moral obligations about sacrificing a town full of people. I don't think it's right to put the life of one over the lives of many. And furthermore -

Sacrifice Arcadia Bay Players Explaining Their Choice: Gay rights. 🏳️‍🌈

[memelordotherblog]

Emil's Minecraft addiction.

(Otherwise known as why I shouldn't have the power to edit comics because I will make it stupid. )

[local-meme-lord]

The gang should diss blot more often actually

I still think this kid was secretly dt17 louie

I'm right