#joke to be clear

[tinynap]

manager ken opening twitter to see dream impersonating him like ok gay boy that's enough

[surlifen]

Tip for writers!

Remember, female characters:

- grunt - bark - groan - shout

And male characters:

- yelp - squeal - whimper - shriek

The words you choose can connote a lot about your character! Make sure they don’t come off as jarring!

[stpansy]

“the kind of pain you feel to get good in the end” i know what you are pete wentz

[nonplatonicsubtext]

okay i've never watched NGE and know basically nothing about it. but i ended up reading a lot of the wiki pages on it abt nerv or whatever its called and the deal w the angels/seeds and like. is worm's/cauldrons whole deal just lifted wholesale from this lmao

worm is not lifted from nge

worm is lifted from madoka

[emailsquid]

its called literature so everything has to be literal otherwise its bad writing

[friskibitz]

if you dont appreciate her im blowing up my whole blog

[jinxpologist]

someone get wilbur soot to do girl month

[hellenhighwater]

My office divvies up part of our caseload alphabetically, and one of our secretaries just sent me a new file that's not in my part of the alphabet. Because I'm so very helpful I responded:

Moments later, the printer in my office fired up and spit out this piece of paper:

[crabussy]

reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!

[illogarithmil]

One day my fellow historians will achieve their ultimate triumph and demonstrate that polytheism has never existed, we've all been transcendental monotheists forever and we still are actually (sorry neopagans :( )

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Soup solves everything.

[sreppub]

how could i not reference the brothers of all time….

[transhitman]

Found this weird VHS in my oma's attic??? Delicious in Dungeon I guess? Anyone know if it's based on a book or something?

[brw]

When people talk about my favourite minor character: omg Hiiiii do you like Blorbo Dongus too? That's soo cool! I love talking about them! Doesn't matter that your interpretation is different than mine, isn't it so cool that such a minor character can still have such varied interpretations?

When people talk about my favourite popular character: Everyone But Me Is Wrong, This Place Is A Freakshow And I Respect None Of You, Next Person To Misinterpret The Source Material Gets Executed On Sight, You'll All So Fucking Stupid–

[laurajameskinney]

too many of you are treating this + the various discussions of real sexual assault/abuse in the notes as fun drama or using this post as a vehicle to spread misinformation so im turning reblogs off until you can behave

[straightlightyagami]

“ok is this math really useful though what’s the point of it existing does it matter or is there no practical application” alright. if you write a poem does it matter? Is there an application? What if I killed you