#jojo’s bizarre adventure incorrect quotes

[mrsrosehigashikata]

Mista: I love you.

Giorno: How many people have you said that to?

Mista: Everyone.

Giorno: What?

Mista: I told everyone that I love you.

[chuuyaandreaderkilldazai]

characters as things friends + family have said

[mrsrosejoestar]

Jonathan: Dio, when’s your birthday?

Dio: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Jonathan: ….So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

[bloody-starr]

jojo twitter post (mostly joseph oops)

[mints-bizarre-posts]

Incorrect Quotes #115

Jotaro : Y/n and I are no longer dating

Y/n : Jotaro, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married

[sirfowlman]

Guys, I think there's something wrong with my copy of Heritage for the Future.

[juanarc-thethird]

I got a plan

Salem and Team RWBY & Co. are in the middle to get the last relic, the sword of destruction. The problem is, they are low on Aura and one hit from Salem can be letal. Is to much at risk...

Jaune: *Smiling* I got a plan.

*The group gasps in surprise!*

Oscar/Ozpin: Did I heard you right, Jaune?

Jaune: Yep, one last all or nothing gamble!

Yang: All or nothing gamble?!

Jaune: *Serious* Yeah, is my final move.

Weiss: Jaune, when you say 'Final move" You aren't referring to THAT final move, are you?

Jaune: Listen up! This is something you have to do for yourself!

Yang: Just tell us what to do and we follow your lead, Jaune!

Jaune: *Chuckles*

Quickly he jumps towards the sword, grabs it, and runs away from Salem!!

Jaune: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Weiss: No!! And I knew you would do that!!

Salem: AAAAH!!!! *She begins to charge her magic*

[hc-artz]

[nikathesiren]

Ermes tries to be subtle and cute, but Jolyne goes straight to the point 😏 😳 💦

Another jojo comic inspired by an incorrect quote I got from a random generator. I like drawing this kind of silly stuff, I hope I can keep doing it <3

More of my art - Kofi

[nicherayyy]

Reader: why didn’t you react when Polnareff cried?

Jotaro: I did, I rolled my eyes.

[mrsrosehigashikata]

Josuke: Can we get a birthday cake?

Jotaro: It’s not your birthday.

Josuke: The cake won’t know!

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

jodio: looking left cause you don’t treat me right.

dragona: looking right because you left.

usagi: looking up cause you let me down.

paco: looking down cause you fucked up.

charming: ...what is wrong with you guys?

[mrsrosejoestar]

Josuke: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime.…which should I do?

Koichi: Please don’t get arrested.

Josuke: No promises! <3

Okuyasu: Why not both? Get creative!

Josuke: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Koichi: Please don’t encourage him, Okuyasu.

[bloody-starr]

caejose meme dump (part 1? maybe?)

[mints-bizarre-posts]

Incorrect Quotes #116

Josuke : I’m this close to falling in love with Y/n

Okuyasu : Your fingertips are touching

Josuke : Exactly

[spicypepperjack]

Miles: I'm curious, Gwen. How much did you talk about me before you visited?

Gwen: Oh, a decent amou-

Hobie: Miles, how much bread have you eaten in your life?