#jojo’s bizarre adventure incorrect quotes

[chuuyaandreaderkilldazai]

characters as things friends + family have said

[mrsrosehigashikata]

Mista: I love you.

Giorno: How many people have you said that to?

Mista: Everyone.

Giorno: What?

Mista: I told everyone that I love you.

[mrsrosejoestar]

Jonathan: Dio, when’s your birthday?

Dio: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Jonathan: ….So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

[bloody-starr]

jojo twitter post (mostly joseph oops)

[mints-bizarre-posts]

Incorrect Quotes #116

Josuke : I’m this close to falling in love with Y/n

Okuyasu : Your fingertips are touching

Josuke : Exactly

[adozowa]

Incorrect quotes #1 jjba

* In Family Feud *

Polnareff: " GIMME THE NAME OF A MEXICAN DISH THAT END WITH —ITO! "

Reader: " —Dorito. "

Jotaro, Kakyoin, and Avdol: " WHAT⁉️"

Joseph: " GOOD ANSWER KID!!! "

* Pops up on screen *

Reader: " YEAAAAGGGHHH "

[sirfowlman]

Guys, I think there's something wrong with my copy of Heritage for the Future.

[juanarc-thethird]

I got a plan

Salem and Team RWBY & Co. are in the middle to get the last relic, the sword of destruction. The problem is, they are low on Aura and one hit from Salem can be letal. Is to much at risk...

Jaune: *Smiling* I got a plan.

*The group gasps in surprise!*

Oscar/Ozpin: Did I heard you right, Jaune?

Jaune: Yep, one last all or nothing gamble!

Yang: All or nothing gamble?!

Jaune: *Serious* Yeah, is my final move.

Weiss: Jaune, when you say 'Final move" You aren't referring to THAT final move, are you?

Jaune: Listen up! This is something you have to do for yourself!

Yang: Just tell us what to do and we follow your lead, Jaune!

Jaune: *Chuckles*

Quickly he jumps towards the sword, grabs it, and runs away from Salem!!

Jaune: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Weiss: No!! And I knew you would do that!!

Salem: AAAAH!!!! *She begins to charge her magic*

[tremordusk]

Billy: Have you seen Yuri On Ice??

Alice: this is the fifth anime I have watched for you. I’m starting to think you watch too much.

Billy: I don’t

Alice, sees Rio creeping up behind them: oh yeah, then who’s that behind you?

Billy, screaming when Rio jumps: DIO— I MEAN RIO—

[hc-artz]

[nikathesiren]

Ermes tries to be subtle and cute, but Jolyne goes straight to the point 😏 😳 💦

Another jojo comic inspired by an incorrect quote I got from a random generator. I like drawing this kind of silly stuff, I hope I can keep doing it <3

More of my art - Kofi

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

charming: the edema should be over now. he should be becoming conscious any second now.

dragona: oh my god! usagi! are you okay?

usagi: *eyes still closed, fake voice* you gotta kiss him to wake him up.

dragona: wha- i'm not gonna kiss you, usagi!

usagi: *fake voice* usagi can't hear you! he's not awake! only a kiss will wake him up!

dragona: ... y'know, i better get paco to do this-

usagi: *sits up* oh! oh! where am i? was i unconscious?

[mrsrosehigashikata]

Josuke: Can we get a birthday cake?

Jotaro: It’s not your birthday.

Josuke: The cake won’t know!

[mrsrosejoestar]

Josuke: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime.…which should I do?

Koichi: Please don’t get arrested.

Josuke: No promises! <3

Okuyasu: Why not both? Get creative!

Josuke: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Koichi: Please don’t encourage him, Okuyasu.

[bloody-starr]

caejose meme dump (part 1? maybe?)

[mints-bizarre-posts]

Incorrect Quotes #115

Jotaro : Y/n and I are no longer dating

Y/n : Jotaro, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married