#join our cult

[zackbuildit]

Hey y'all should join us in changing "tee" sound syllables at word ends (in IPA that is /ti/ btw) to instead be pronounced as "twah" sound (IPA is /twa:/ btw) eg "reality" -> "realitwa", or "hilarity" -> "hilaritwa"

We aim to completely replace all word-final /ti/ syllables with /twa:/ permanently by 2045

Motivation: it would be funny. :3˞

[caraphernellie]

DID YOU KNOW my friends and i own a discord server for the tlou community on tumblr? DID YOU KNOW you could join and we could be friends?? DID YOU KNOW we often talk about our writing + art projects or send sneak peeks in there? WELL NOW YA DO

THE SERVER IS LIMITED TO PEOPLE EIGHTEEN PLUS ONLY. 18+.

feel free to join, we love new people!! remember to make an intro when you join so we can say hello!!

[bepop-moon]

Do you feel you have no purpose? no faith?

Have you always wanted to join a cult?

look no further. join us at RAT WORLD DOMINATION.

[bylerspookie]

If @lordystrange has a million fans, I am one of them. If @lordystrange has 1 fan, that is me. If @lordystrange has no fans, I am dead.

[thecultofthomasthetankengine]

Join the Cult!

Hello tumblr users! This is a member of the Thomas the Tank Engine Cult here, we are so thrilled to be a part of this community and we hope you welcome us as much as we welcome you into our cult.

This post will contain the necessary information you need to know about our cult!

What is the Thomas the Tank Engine Cult?

We are a cult entirely devoted to Thomas the Tank Engine. We believe that his tank engine-ness is absolutely omnipotent and the media that birthed him is biblical in its nature! For the three years we have been in operation (starting in 2020) we have not been very active, only putting up the occasional poster that didn't even list a contact for queries! We have finally decided to upgrade, choosing this wonderful site as the main outlet for our cult.

Is the Thomas the Tank Engine Cult an Actual Cult?

To put it simply, its a secret! Keeping the fact of whether the Thomas the Tank Engine Cult is an actual cult or not a secret leaves it up to your interpretation, which frankly makes it much more fun!

Should I Join the Cult of Thomas the Tank Engine?

Yes! Absolutely. Joining the Thomas the Tank Engine Cult is a one in a life-time opportunity to be a part of a cult that will absolutely not steal any of your teeth (even though the entry fee to the cult is a bag containing ten adult human teeth, you can take these out on your own accord) and there are also many other great reasons you should join, such as the free, freshly baked cookies by Thomas the Tank Engine himself. Which other cults include cookies baked by their god?

How do I Join?

Well well well dear reader, it's not as difficult as you may think to join a cult like ours, all you need to do is interact with one of our posts or message us, giving us affirmation you would like to join. (e.g. "I am cult member now :)" or "Yippee! Take my teeth!") There is also an entry fee however to this cult, which is a bag of ten adult human teeth. We cannot stress the fact that these teeth need to be adult teeth, as we have had a few confrontations with the tooth fairy about taking baby teeth which are "rightfully hers". Can't argue with tiny, angry fairies after all. Because they bite. We prefer that you clean these teeth beforehand, though it is not mandatory.

Why is There an Entry Fee?

Thomas needs the secret ingredient to his cookies, dear reader. And as we have said before, we only recently updated our methods. With the previous system we had, our members would join free of charge and then try to avoid the mandatory sacrifice of ten adult human teeth. This happened far too frequently for our liking, so we added an entry fee.

We hope that you enjoy your time in our cult and stay as long as you need in order to find enlightenment with Thomas the Tank Engine.

[all-0f-the-above]

say what you want about ATLA live action but if it's the thing that gives me proper merch 16 years after I watched the first episode on a CRT tv with my sister then it's a win as far as I'm concerned

[rapidreptile]

like. fur cons seem cool to me still but like. nothing's gonna top the mass-participation-kink and self fulfillment that was that con. that's a level of community and togetherness that I've not seen anywhere before.

[waitwhatohok]

If you ever wonder why, that’s the moment to live in

[r-u-living]

JOIN OUR CULT

JUST FINISHED READING SIX OF CROWS AND CROOKED KINGDOM AND IM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP i loved EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE BOOKS i am going to be TALKING ABOUT NOTHING ELSE FOR A W H I L E

[starfruitsomething]

🥲

[after-the-end-times]

Mabel: OMG you guys are so a cult!

The Westies: What?! No! Why, you wanna join??

[sleep-deprived-fr3ak]

Like this post to start a cult for little fuck

I will kill for him

[waitwhatohok]

What’s today?

And what makes a day complete to you? Did you eat anything healthy today? Did you read anything empowering today? Have you done anything progressive today? Life happens fast! Death happens faster. You either get it or you don’t. Either way let’s not hold up progress, whatever today is it’s a good day… any day on which you either smile or cry is in fact a good day. The push continues -GodsGrandpa

[cigarettesandbacchanals]

99% of The Secret History is Richard Papen either high or drunk.

The 1% is Henry trying to manipulate Richard to join in a murderous plan.

And people ate that up (me. I’m people.)

[velvetjune]

i hate to admit it but the deerfest section is actually formed directly from my psyche not alans. why no love for barry!

[skumhuu]

*suspiciously eyes the crab cult* Y'know what why not- Get crabbed! >:D 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Gasp!! I’ve been crabbed!! :D 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀