#johnlockary

[steamysthings]

forgot i drew this when i was returning to the chasm (bbc sherlock) so now i must inflict it upon you all as well. johnlockary dynamic supremacy (based on this)

[marta-bee]

SSP: And Ye Shall Live, and Ye Shall Know

Over at @inevitably-johnlocked‘s page, someone was asking for Top!lock PWP recommendations. Because I’m never shy about self-promotion, my mind immediately jumped to my own fic “And Ye Shall Live, and Ye Shall Know.” Which is absolutely inappropriate on several counts:

Based on context I’m pretty sure they were looking for BBC recs. This is set in the Ritchie (RDJ/Jude Law) films.

Toplock usually implies Johnlock. This is Johnlockary, or whatever you should call it in that fandom.

You’ve heard of topping from the bottom? Bottoming from the top is a new concept to me (though there’s no reason it should be), but that’s really the best description for the dynamic here.

I’m not even sure it counts as a PWP. Yes, it’s a one-shot, and yes it earns its E rating, but there’s entirely too much obscure French history and Catholic liturgy to fully earn that label. Also there’s a boxing match, and a good ol’ post-coitus conversation involving yet more obscure French history of the imagined Holmesian backstory variety, pushing it even further outside that neat little PWP category.

Still, and speaking as an asexual with the obviously biased perspective that I wrote the durned thing, I have to say it’s kind of hot. Also one of my personal favorites for what I’ve written. Those three in the Ritchie films just have such a fun dynamic, it was a pleasure to live in that space for a while. And seeing as I’m enjoying remembering it tonight, I just thought I’d share.

And Ye Shall Live, and Ye Shall Know

[drlamp-and-other-polyships]

Okay, let's make that pinned post x)

This blog is for sharing about polyships, polyamory in media, and just generally to have fun and geek out.

This is not exclusively an adult blog, but there will be adult themes. I will tag +18 content as "minors dni", so if you're a minor, please block that tag! If you want me to tag something specific, feel free to ask.

Just so we are clear, all identities, genders and pronouns are valid. Also I am proship, which means I do not condone violence over fiction. If any of these statements bother you, I believe you will enjoy yourself more on a different blog.

My favorite polyships include :

DRLAMP (Sanders Sides) AKA DLAMPR AKA polysanders : Janus x Remus x Logan x Virgil x Patton x Roman

Royono (Roleslaying with Roman) AKA Blood Red Song AKA the galaxy polycule : Roman x Youngblood x Noise

Stomco (Star vs the Forces of Evil) AKA Startomco AKA Starcotom AKA Tomstarco : Star x Tom x Marco

FameBlue (Steven Universe) : Holly Blue Agathe x the Famethyst

Lapamedot (Steven Universe) : Lapis Lazuli x Peridot x Amethyst

Chariskriel (Undertale) : Chara x Frisk x Asriel

Rajalagang (Sense8 [R17+]) : Rajan Rasal x Kala Dandekar x Wolfgang Bogdanow

Hertoni (Sense8 [R17+]) : Hernando Fuentes x Lito Rodriguez x Daniela Velasquez

The Boyfriends (Boyfriends webtoon) : Goth x Prep x Jock x Nerd

Main 6 poly route (The Arcana) : MC x Asra x Julian x Nadia x Portia x Muriel x Lucio

The cul-de-sac (Dream Daddy [R17+]) : Dadsona x Damian x Craig x Mat x Brian x Hugo x Robert x Joseph x Mary

Polyclan (Nu:Carnival [R18+]) : Eiden x Aster x Morvay x Yakumo x Edmond x Olivine x Quincy x Kuya x Garu x Blade x Dante

Johnlockary (Sherlock) : John Watson x Sherlock Holmes x Mary Watson

Elams (Hamilton) : Elizabeth Schuyler x John Laurens x Alexander Hamilton

Lunatic Bee (Helluva Boss [R18+]) : Loona x Vortex x Queen Bee

Chaggily (Hazbin Hotel [R16+]) AKA Charlie's angels AKA two and a half halos : Charlie Morningstar x Vaggie x Emily

A non-exhaustive list XD

I love to talk about ships, so if you like the same ships as me, don't hesitate to send an ask or a message! We can also talk about other ships, of course! ^^

[notagarroter]

Sign of tea in the tags saying this is johnlockary and wow, it literally is. They're always passing weapons around.

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[maxisgonnanotdotax]

my toxic trait is that I ship johnlockary minus the fact that Mary attempted murder on my boy ☹️

[imagine-granada-holmes]

I watch as Mary teaches Holmes how to waltz. She is tremendously patient, murmuring instructions while he slowly moves his feet. Eventually, something seems to click, and he begins to move more confidently. Soon, he is sweeping her around, and they are both laughing delightedly. He slides his hand down from the small of her back to her bottom. He gives a gentle squeeze and she giggles, admonishing him lightly. I cannot blame him at all - we both love that particular part of her anatomy. She tucks her head under his chin with a soft sigh while they continue to twirl around the room. They are beautiful, my two darlings.

[theleftpill]

Christmas Cards

Day 4 of 25 Days of Fic-mas

There was a lovely photo of the four of them, a beautiful slice of their domestic life, snapped by Mrs. Hudson while they were baking gingerbread men: John rolling the dough, Mary cutting it into shapes, Sherlock and little Alice decorating each biscuit. It would have made a very nice card, the perfect holiday image of the strange little family they had formed.  

Sherlock objected first. It  wasn’t a very dignified picture, after all. He had flour on his jacket and a smile in his eyes and he couldn’t possibly send such an image to clients and detectives at the Yard who knew him as a logical crime-solving investigator.

And much as Mary loved the photo, she balked when she realized how widely it might circulate amongst Sherlock’s professional contacts. Most likely there was no one left who would recognize her from before, but she wasn’t comfortable taking even the slightest risk, not over something as insignificant as a Christmas card.

But John. John was the one who was truly opposed. It just wasn’t done. Father, mother, child: there were three people in the Watson household, not four. Sherlock wasn’t part of the family, not by any legal standards, and what went on behind closed doors between three consenting adults wasn’t the business of anyone else, not distant relations or casual acquaintances or co-workers and clients. Maybe someday he would be brave enough to show the world, but not yet. Not this year.

So they took another photo, just Alice in her fanciest dress this time, and signed only the Watson names, and Sherlock placed an order for a box of respectably business-like seasonal greetings to give to his associates who might need cases solved in the coming year, and in the end, they sent separate Christmas cards.

[octopusinaskinsuit]

Devastated that bbc Sherlock didn’t come out this year the potential for the Mary/John/Sherlock ship is such waisted potential. Instead everyone was just misogynistic 😔

[gooolabatooo]

I have no self control. Maybe ill color this later when i find my old watercolors.

Headcanon: holmes actually needs glasses but its not his aesthetic so he only uses them at home when no one is looking. K bye.

[notagarroter]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes/Mary Morstan, Mary Morstan/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes/Mary Morstan/John Watson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mary Morstan, Rosamund Mary "Rosie" Watson Additional Tags: Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations, Threesome - F/M/M, Angst, Grief/Mourning, Grieving Sherlock, Grieving John Watson, post-s4, Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, Mary positive, imagimary, secrets and lies, Adultery, Flashbacks, Eventual Johnlock Summary:

It's been three years since Mary died. Sherlock and John are both grieving, and they still have some issues to work out.

Heed the tags! Johnlock ending, but first: plenty of angst and bad behavior.

[itsacon10]

Mary, Sherlock, and John, in the style of Darwyn Cooke

[missdaviswrites]

Sherlock prompts wanted!

I dunno if anyone is officially running a @221b-consolation​ Fest collection this year, but I’ve enjoyed writing ficlets for the past 3 years AND I need a good way to avoid working on the original novel I promised myself I’d write during CampNanowrimo. So....

Send me prompts for ficlets! 

Here is everything I’ve written during 221B-Con for the past 3 years. My most popular ones are the short, fluffy fics, Rosie and the Rainbows and Honey Bee, while the least popular one is my absolute favorite, Alone Together, the highly-unlikely, smutty threesome ficlet prompted by @theemptyquarto​ last year! (Thank you again!) 

Trying to avoid another 8K “ficlet” this year, but I would still love it if people sent me any ideas they’d like to see me try to write. I can’t promise to write everything, but if you’re familiar with my writing and know what I like, you probably have a good chance of getting me to fulfill your prompt. (Things I like: Johnlock, Johnlockary, parentlock, season 3 & 4, retirement, domesticity, hurt/comfort, fluff, angst, canon-compliance, witty dialogue, established relationships, the entire Holmes family, etc., etc.)

Thank you for any prompts or for reblogging this even if you don’t have any ideas yourself! 

[theleftpill]

Love is not either/or Love is also/and

Watson's love for Mary does not devalue his love for Holmes.

It intensifies it.

Watson's marriage does not nullify his relationship with Holmes.

It strengthens it.

Watson's capacity to love women does not invalidate his (or what we perceive as his) queer identity.

It confirms it.

[ducktaleswoo-oo]

can we talk about how when we first see mary at the restaurant she's definitely dressed up in 20s fashion??

she's wearing a flapper dress, those are definitely 20s flapper earrings, and her hair is in those finger waves 🤩🤩🤩

[late-to-the-party-221]

Me while watching Sherlock for the first time: Lol it really seems like they're implying that Mary likes Sherlock & that the three of them are in a nice little polycule 

Me after joining the fandom: ya screw this

[owolexilexowo]

Me when I sense something embarrassing about to happen in a fanfiction