#john-glass in his back-noises!-shirtless shot of glass shards in back- only lasts a few minutes.

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SGA

Season 5 episode 11

Notes by me

- PREVIOUSLY - Daniel (bimbo #1) precious archeologist babey has entered the discord, him and Rodney (bimbo #2) found a secret lab with weird devices and got kidnapped bc of it (typical). They were forced to turn on one of the devices and it started disintegrating wraith ships whenever they tried hyper space!!! Uh oh!!! .....todd is mad. Atlantis tried to gate out but the gate blew up and all my kids are in danger and im stressed!!!!!

- anyway

- worried!teyla

- I heard a groan and trust me I know johns groans

- glass in johns back 👀

- he was lying on top of radek to protect him 😩😩

- watch out people. Pissed off half bug man coming through

- while the theme plays i will voice something that has been bothering me for the past few episodes. Where the FUCK is Sam

- shirtless!john on my screen👀

- "wheres McKay when you need him" Daniel has died and come back so many times that nobody is remotely concerned about him anymore lol. So far ive heard like 3 ppl say theyre worried about Rodney and nobody has even mentioned Daniel LMAO hes the cockroach of the stargate program and they all know it

- how did Rodney figure it out so fast damn

- "5 bucks to anyone who can contact the deadalus"

- todd is losing his touch if he thinks that atlantis would put theyre own gate in jeopardy???? Like hello??? They go through all the trouble to make sure both parties can benefit from the truce and then double cross him???? Does he think????

- hes more than 10000 yrs old YIKES

- you know as much as I dont like Woolsey I dont want him to die...

- MEANWHILE ronon and keller are off to a great start 👍

- you know ronon is actually really smart....and they use it when you least expect it.

- bodyguard ronon 🔥

- larrin??? Oh boy

- I cant get over how casual Daniel is about this lol

- when Rodney steps in front of Daniel to protect him 💕💗💕💗💕💗👌👌

- this pirate lady is hot

- "larrin would have come yourself but you know..."

Its ok john she'll fuck you later

- ronon walking around blasting things, not even knowing what hes shooting

- this big metal people are being asshats.......not that they werent asshats already

- "jennifer" aaaahhhhhhh

- she faked him out lol!!!

- hey we got a great shot of ronons ass. Hate to see him go but love to watch him leave👀 🍑

- "what are you" thank you finally

- HOLY FUCK ITS THE ASGARD OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT

- OF ALL THE SHSIABSJSBS I WOULD NOT HAVE GUESSED ASGARD !!!!

- I had to pause it to process gimme a sec

- research on humans? Oh right theyre asshats I forgot

- listen you stupid little gray bitch, just bc the others are dead doesnt mean they were wrong

- 🙋 i trust the fifteen yr old

- hearing john talk about Daniel makes me think about what an episode with just them would be like 🤔💗💗💗

- "we had to escape to a planet with a toxic atmosphere"

"Oh! That sounds nice."

Hes giving me Jack Snark

- is todd good now im confused

- Daniel getting chucked into the room and losing his glasses👌 we never see him lose his glasses enough

- "I think i figured a way out!"

"Really?"

His liddle face

- "Mentally Unstable Like A Fox" Rodney my guy ......what does this MEAN

- why is Rodney the leader of Team Bimbo

- "omg dont kill me you need me!"

"Rodney!"

"Us! you need us!"

- are they gonna wear the suits pls say yes

- john still begging for larrin to come to atlantis and fuck him

- theyre wearing the suits!!!

- Collision Imminent

- ah the ol' Set Ship On Collision Course And Then Bail trick......

- Daniel and rodney together is just a constant sass fest

- woa using the hyper space window to get away!!!! Badass 🔥🔥🔥🔥

- Daniel hit by electricity !!!!!!

- worried!Rodney

- what is this sad piano music is he dying Again

- micheal shanks acting 👌👌✨✨✨

- no no no no no

- beamed!!!!

- when in doubt, blow it up!!!

- "I'll look for a can opener"

- john:

- "interested in somebody else" AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

- embarrassed!ronon

- AWKWARD AS HELL

- hospital!Daniel ❤❤❤

-daniel grateful to rodney for saying he respects him 😍😍😍

- "so you only give compliments to the dying???" I cant stand them