#john wick shitpost

[r1-jw-lover]

I think it's really funny that the only people that could scare John Wick ever in the entire franchise are Akira "glaring dagger eyes for even getting near my father" Shimazu and Caine "blind man who kills people with a stick while eating".

[johnwickcaretaker]

I think I managed to make almost all of them talk to each other!!!

Helen to John, Akira to Koji, Santino to Gianna, Winston to both Vincent and John... Oh and Jude is just doing their own thing as usual like a badass.

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

What Caine was thinking after he shot John:

🎵 Death doesn’t discriminate

Between the sinners and the saints

It takes and it takes and it takes

History obliterates

In every picture it paints

It paints me and all my mistakes

When Jonathan aimed

At my sides

He may have been the first one to die

But I’m the one who paid for it

I survived, but I paid for it

Now I’m the villain in your history

I was too young and blind to see...

I should’ve known

I should’ve known

The world was wide enough for both Jardani and me

The world was wide enough for both Jardani and me 🎵

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

[johnwickcaretaker]

When I saw John Wickers, all I could think of was this wicker basket:

hey john wickers

[madame-helen]

[medli20]

I animated my favorite scene from John Wick 4.

[evilphosis]

👀

[thedarkmongoose]

John Wick: Chapter 2 | Hannibal

[kavalyera]

i lvoe yoy john wikc

[bewitchedmold]

Love how the fandom has really only like 3 forms of Kakyoin: soft uwu femboy twink(he shits eggs), weird creepy "milf hunter" who is ok with p3dos(so bad this is somehow my least fav), and greasy toxic gamer who talks to sans moreso than real people outside his friend group(somehow the most normal).

[chickenwaffles17]

Someone's probably already done this but I wanted to make it anyways

Alternate version:

[toobofyogurt]

i gotta figure out where connor learned to fight because there’s just no way

[marquisvincentdegramont]

john wick tier list based on how well i think they would drive on a normal road without people chasing them

[evangelifloss]

To people who are mad john wick doesn't have enough women, just know that the only reason we don't see them is because they're so good that NO ONE sees them working. Public spectacles are for noobs