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Charles 3 walked so JD Vance could run

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Charles 3 walked so JD Vance could run

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Yana should draw Lizzy wearing more gothic fashion , she ate here .

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Listen, I am very grateful for kuro to be off hiatus and to be given Undertaker crumbs, but I MISS LIZZY. WHERE IS MY GIRL????

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Remember, as long as you don't spend real money (or at least don't put yourself under financial strain) always gamble in your gacha. Gamble gamble gamble!!!

Snow white fit only possible by gambling and pulling a 5 star hair I had no plans on acquiring. May the luck gods and goddesses smile upon you

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I'm not going to lie, when people say Sebastian "deserves" to eat Ciel, or that it's only "fair" that he gets to eat him, I feel like I'm encountering a different species. I don't even know what to say. What are you talking about.

(This isn't directed at any individual. It's just something I've seen a bunch of times and I'm always bewildered.)

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For the 90+ anon asks, I am sorry but I have no money to spare. Please stop submitting to my inbox or I will have to close anonymous asks

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i'm not invested in "harry potter was never good" conversations because it doesn't matter if it's good or not. quality does not positively correlate with socio-political praxis. it could be a really good piece of art, but if it's still supporting a vocal proponent of transmisogyny and transphobia, i don't give a shit. harry potter good or bad, who cares, its success is unambiguiously providing financial and social capital for a morally despicable person.

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dropping nothing but my most pointless umineko takes on tumblr dot com tonight

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in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

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Remember, as long as you don't spend real money (or at least don't put yourself under financial strain) always gamble in your gacha. Gamble gamble gamble!!!

Snow white fit only possible by gambling and pulling a 5 star hair I had no plans on acquiring. May the luck gods and goddesses smile upon you

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Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.

So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.

And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.

Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.

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Torture to be a fan of any exotic animal when it's like. 90% of the footage of them is gonna be from dodo videos of people illegally keeping them as housepets . Really wish I could enjoy this video of a lynx but I also kinda wish everyone involved would die

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you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

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they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy