#john juniper x reginald crane

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

John Juniper: *singing the Phantom of the Opera by himself while he thinks no one is in the office*

Reginald: *joins in so they can sing it properly, as a duet*

John Juniper: *after they've finished* ... I have never respected you before now.

[lunacornfan2k24]

Reginald: So your real name is Junikiewicz?

Juniper: Yep

Reginald: That’s kind of hard to pronounce. Maybe you should change it to an easier name to pronounce…like Crane😉

Juniper: 😡Well maybe you should—yeah😅

[neurotonic]

Auuu...for the ask game: number 9 and/or 16 with starstruck or roxanix your choice

@enhanced-operatives-division

YEAHHHH I'll do both of these questions for both of these ships. I cannot be Stopped. ONCE again this got way too long so.. answers under the cut! [questions from here!]

JUNICRANE / STARSTRUCK:

9. soulmates by fate/chance or by choice? I think they're soulmates by choice! They had to work hard to get where they are right now...They didn't think they were destined for one another, especially with the circumstances of their first meeting (for Reggie at first, it was all but an impossibility: an actor falling for one of his fans? That's ridiculous! and a Zoraxis operative falling for an Agency handler..........)

When they saw each other as equals, when Juniper actively makes amends, that's when they felt things finally click. I think they'd both find it special because of the work they both put into getting closer to one another.

16. three to five non-sexual acts of intimacy. I think at the start Juniper would be the type to buy a lot of gifts for his partner...but since he doesn't have that amount of money by the time he finds Reggie (in my head) I think he finds intimacy in talking about anything (like flowing discussions), doing chores together, and sharing things about himself. Being open about himself and his interests is a struggle, but he finds Reggie so comforting he allows himself to be...well, himself! It's nice. He also likes the rhythm of domestic life To Be Honest. He could be physically affectionate too, like he's a bit touchy-feely with Reggie. He quickly finds that doing this without a script is infinitely more enjoyable.

Reggie, on the other hand, also likes to talk and talk and talk about anything and everything, so at least they're both enjoying that. The thought that Juniper's actually listening to him makes him feel content. Once in a while he'll vent to Juniper--it's a little strange, but Juniper reassures him that he doesn't mind...before he starts to trash-talk whoever Reggie's having trouble with (reassuring...?). He's also very big on cooking/baking stuff for people he cares about, so he does that a lot for Juniper.. his calories....And of course, the classic: falling asleep together in each other's arms. Lol and lmao look at these gay guys

ROXANIX / KINETIC MOCKTAIL:

9. soulmates by fate/chance or by choice? Soulmates by fate, in the sense that they were each other's fated rivals (what's more homoerotic than kickstarting each other's character arcs lol), but the road to friends and lovers was chosen on purpose. They chose to stick together and save each other.........like COME ONNNNNNN!!!!

Obviously it took some time for Prism to get around to that point, but for Phoenix it was a faster choice, more for the fact that they don't have an ounce of vengeance against her.

16. three to five non-sexual acts of intimacy. For Phoenix, it's spending time to understand Prism's interests so they can help her work. They're her little science assistant :'3 It's a little slow-going for Phoenix, but they understand the important parts..........well. kind of.........BUT they're trying okay?? There's also an added bonus of listening to Prism's sweet sweet voice while she infodumps on them, which they love to bits. Additionally, they lovee trying to pull Prism back into bed so they can cuddle more (and also it's an effective persuasion technique for Prism to get more rest than she allows herself to). They're also quite silly goofy, I feel like they love cracking jokes and making Prism laugh. The corny ones get her the most and Phoenix is always so proud.

For Prism, I mentioned it earlier but generally being able to infodump about her interests is something she considers really intimate, and she appreciates that Phoenix listens to her every word. Her passions have been either rejected or used against her, so it's hard for her to find comfort in that again. But...she trusts Phoenix. Phoenix trusts her. It's okay. She also likes to return their warm ass cuddles. They both do this a lot, Prism more so--she kisses their scars a lot...reverently, like a reminder that she loves every inch of them. I feel like Phoenix is still a little insecure about them but that melted their fears real quickly. She's also very big on comfortable silence as well... just chilling. you know. after all the horrors they both deserve a relaxing time in one another's presence.

[icecreampizzer]

just some random doodles... I planned these to be a bit more romantic and softer but I lost steam and drew some silly ones instead. look at these nerds.

screenshot sources (tried to kill you) (date a hater)

[agentpheoness]

Some fanart for the creator that brought me to tumblr

I love @icecreampizzer ‘s ieytd designs and we’re mainly the reason why I have a tumblr account now. Thank you just for making art! So I drew Agent Pheonix and Juniper doing a dancey. Keep up the amazing creations:D

I had to reshare the little doodles of these two thinking about their husbands❤️💚💙💛

(All the designs except for Agent Pheoness are @icecreampizzer designs)

[thesilvervicar]

Bit of a smaller, fluffier thought but hear me out.

Juniper wants to speak with Reginald alone, which he finds a little suspicious, but whatever. It’s not like he could get away with anything. Then after a brief discussion, Juniper pulls out a ring box and asks for his blessing. He seems to be the closest person Phoenix has to a father, after all.

It takes all of Reginald’s willpower not to start crying right there.

[kiramarien]

I'm really excited to make this. :P

My IEYTD AU fic WIP

When the EOD intercepts a message that suggests World-Famous actor John Juniper may be a target of Zoraxis, the agency dispatches an agent to keep an eye on him and protect him should the need arise. And who does Handler sign up for the job but the agent who destroyed the Death Engine itself?

The Agent resents this new mission, she's built for espionage, not body guarding. (Not to mention the fact that her charge is "flirty" and full of himself to say the least.) But Juniper's entourage is more than suspicious, and Zoraxis attacks seem to threaten his life everywhere he goes.

That's when she realizes charming, fun-loving Juniper may unknowingly be in the center of a Zoraxis plot for world domination. And when she gets far too.. invested in her job. But in the field, agents aren't supposed to get emotionally attached.

And for good reason…

(Cover art is NOT mine, I made it on this Picrew.)

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This AU and fic were heavily inspired by the novel "Close Quarters", a prequel novel to the TV show "Alias".

I thought long and hard about using they/them for Phoenix in order to cater to the biggest audience (leaving Phoenix's gender up to the reader). But I decided to use my She/Her Agent Phoenix for several reasons, one of them being there is a sad lack of Female Agent Phoenix's out there.

I'm really excited to finish the first chapter. :D

(This reminds me, I should probably create a profile post for my Agent Phoenix...)

*edit

I redid the cover!!

I like this one much better. It looks more like the game. More simple. Better.

[manzluv]

Ieytd Height headcanons (redo)

Hey decided to redo the height chart adding new people & silhouette changes including my agent oc

annnnd don’t forget the big Z themselves.

I know zor is surprisingly short for someone intimidating and powerful but I like it bc it’s funny 😄

[phoenix-and-found-family]

Hello people who found this craziness entertaining!

I made this blog because I was bored and wanted a place to lore dump about my ocs without bothering the few normal people that come across my main blog

‼️DISCLAIMER: THE ART IN THE HEADER ISN'T MINE! I got it from this picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1473879‼️

You can ask my characters anything you want, just be aware I won't answer asks I'm not comfortable answering/are about upcoming lore that I don't want to spoil before I write it

Just state who the question is for, and if you don't I'll assume the question is for me and answer accordingly

Basic blog things:

Sorry Phoenix x Juniper shippers, my blog doesn't do that because I personally don't see it. But I support if you ship them and love to see stuff like that! I do ship Prism x Reginald though, and Prism x Fabby...

Basically I ship her with everyone except Phoenix and maybe John.

Also, I have no drawing skills at all, so please don't expect me to draw them doing anything 😭 (edit: I have a couple drawing skills now and plan to use all of them for this >:3)

My Phoenix!!!

Name: [REDACTED]

Codename: Agent Phoenix

Age: 22

Pronouns: They/Them

Height: 5'2" No fuck that I'm totally 6'3" and have large muscles

Joined the agency at: 18

Favorite color(s): Red and Black

Disability(s): Agent Phoenix is missing their right leg from a horrible car crash that claimed the lives of their parents at 14, forcing them to live on the streets for two years until they eventually got scouted by the agency. Miraculously, even though they've been in far worse danger and experienced far worse pain, they have not sustained any other lasting injuries.

Personality: Imagine if the Norse god Loki and a can of Monster Energy drink had a child who likes to commit arson as a hobby.

Random facts: Phoenix can read, write, and speak fluent English, Spanish, and Japanese because their parents moved around all the time and barely stayed in one place for more than a month. They're also pretty good at Mandarin Chinese, Portuguese, and Galic, but have absolutely no understanding of Italian.

They can do some basic martial arts, but they mainly excel at accidental stealth and all-out brawl style fights, for they are very fast and good at analyzing how exactly to take an enemy out.

They are diagnosed with autism and auditory schizophrenia, although they believe that they may also have ADHD because of how much stimulation they need to get their job done.

Lore posts

Here are the links (Oldest to Youngest by when I posted them) to posts that give you more lore about my versions of these characters

The Home Argument (Handler's perspective)

The Home Argument (Phoenix's perspective)

The Agency can Wait

Random Headcannons (self h@rm mention)

What became of Solaris (Radio transmission #1)

The Call

A Phoenix burns hottest when it's Born Again (Part 1)

The Most Perfect Name

I know I'm pathetic (angst)

Incident report 067 (more angst)

Can't cage a Phoenix arc

Brothers of the Stars (long ass RP chain with @the-one-and-only-043 )

Who's Trevor? (slightly angsty)

The most painful way to say goodbye (even longer RP chain with @the-one-and-only-043 and @wyvchard (sorry for the tags))

The Victim of a Basilisk (Part 1)

Agency file: The Basilisk & Dr. Vadas

The Victim of a Basilisk (Part 2)

Dream Cast ( @wyvchard version)

Dream Cast ( @the-one-and-only-043 version)

Screen Cast (right after the other two, some Agent Circuit lore)

OC's

Agent Ombre (profile)

Agent Circuit Board (image)

Rants (that may or may not contain lore)

Reginald Crane is a professional

John Juniper is known for his lies

A Reversal of Roles (ieytd au)

Random lore (doesn't really have a name)

Operation: Deluge (ieytd au)

How do you kill a Phoenix? (announcement post)

Random things you should probably know beforehand

Prologue: The Death of a Phoenix (This takes you directly to the Ao3 chapter, heads up)

Unconditional Love (Roxanix fic thingy, full of angst)

Part one (Prism's Perspective)

Part one (Phoenix's Perspective)

Part two (Reginald's Perspective)

Part two (Phoenix's Perspective)

A trip to the past (fic idea by @kayssweetdreams , thank you!)

Part one

Random ask things

Phoenix's text will be red

Reginald's text will be orange

Juniper's text will be green

Prism's text will be blue

Fabricator's text will be purple

We've also got Hivemind and his text is pink

(this does not apply to lore posts(usually(sometimes I add this system in because it's hard to tell who's talking)))

Thanks for reading! That's all for now :3

[neurotonic]

Just a doodle dump of sketches from various dates.

[neurotonic]

random sketch dump from various dates! not much of a theme here lmao

citing my sources: [shameless fruit stealer] [littleguysdaily template] [cuntress]

bonus (suggestive???) fabbylaris under the cut. Crude joke and nothing more really

Solaris ... call me crazy but i think fabby's trying to tell you something

[icecreampizzer]

somewhat of a sequel to this ... it's a good time for the handler himself to find someone to smooch. unfortunately, for some reason That Fucking Guy is interested in helping him.

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

*checking into a hotel for the night while on a road trip*

Agent Phoenix: oh no, there's only one bed.

John Juniper: then you're sleeping on the floor. I'm not sharing with you.

Agent Phoenix: considering that I paid for this room, I'm sleeping in MY bed! You can sleep wherever the hell you want.

John Juniper: do you know who I am?! I can't sleep on the floor!

Agent Phoenix: then his majesty will have to share the royal bed chamber with the commoner who has MORE MONEY THAN YOU! *Gets into the bed*

John Juniper: FINE! But don't hog all the blankets and don't think you can roll over onto my side! *Also gets into the bed*

Reginald: ... There are two king sized beds and a pull out couch. We can all have our own bed. Also I PAID FOR THE ROOM!

Agent Phoenix and John Juniper: *already cuddling in the middle of the bed. Glares at him*

Reginald: you two are insufferable.

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Agent Phoenix: Juniper guessed my favourite colour on the first try. But between you and me, I didn't even have a favourite colour until he yelled out "RED". He was excited and smiling like a little kid. So I told him he was right. I haven't seen it the same since. It's everywhere. I could probably live in it now.

Reginald: ... Wow.

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

This is basically my hanahaki wasting disease fanfic