#reginald crane x john juniper

[neurotonic]

Just a doodle dump of sketches from various dates.

[icecreampizzer]

somewhat of a sequel to this ... it's a good time for the handler himself to find someone to smooch. unfortunately, for some reason That Fucking Guy is interested in helping him.

[agentpheoness]

Some fanart for the creator that brought me to tumblr

I love @icecreampizzer ‘s ieytd designs and we’re mainly the reason why I have a tumblr account now. Thank you just for making art! So I drew Agent Pheonix and Juniper doing a dancey. Keep up the amazing creations:D

I had to reshare the little doodles of these two thinking about their husbands❤️💚💙💛

(All the designs except for Agent Pheoness are @icecreampizzer designs)

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

*checking into a hotel for the night while on a road trip*

Agent Phoenix: oh no, there's only one bed.

John Juniper: then you're sleeping on the floor. I'm not sharing with you.

Agent Phoenix: considering that I paid for this room, I'm sleeping in MY bed! You can sleep wherever the hell you want.

John Juniper: do you know who I am?! I can't sleep on the floor!

Agent Phoenix: then his majesty will have to share the royal bed chamber with the commoner who has MORE MONEY THAN YOU! *Gets into the bed*

John Juniper: FINE! But don't hog all the blankets and don't think you can roll over onto my side! *Also gets into the bed*

Reginald: ... There are two king sized beds and a pull out couch. We can all have our own bed. Also I PAID FOR THE ROOM!

Agent Phoenix and John Juniper: *already cuddling in the middle of the bed. Glares at him*

Reginald: you two are insufferable.

[thesilvervicar]

Bit of a smaller, fluffier thought but hear me out.

Juniper wants to speak with Reginald alone, which he finds a little suspicious, but whatever. It’s not like he could get away with anything. Then after a brief discussion, Juniper pulls out a ring box and asks for his blessing. He seems to be the closest person Phoenix has to a father, after all.

It takes all of Reginald’s willpower not to start crying right there.

[lunacornfan2k24]

Reginald: So your real name is Junikiewicz?

Juniper: Yep

Reginald: That’s kind of hard to pronounce. Maybe you should change it to an easier name to pronounce…like Crane😉

Juniper: 😡Well maybe you should—yeah😅

[kiramarien]

I'm really excited to make this. :P

My IEYTD AU fic WIP

When the EOD intercepts a message that suggests World-Famous actor John Juniper may be a target of Zoraxis, the agency dispatches an agent to keep an eye on him and protect him should the need arise. And who does Handler sign up for the job but the agent who destroyed the Death Engine itself?

The Agent resents this new mission, she's built for espionage, not body guarding. (Not to mention the fact that her charge is "flirty" and full of himself to say the least.) But Juniper's entourage is more than suspicious, and Zoraxis attacks seem to threaten his life everywhere he goes.

That's when she realizes charming, fun-loving Juniper may unknowingly be in the center of a Zoraxis plot for world domination. And when she gets far too.. invested in her job. But in the field, agents aren't supposed to get emotionally attached.

And for good reason…

(Cover art is NOT mine, I made it on this Picrew.)

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This AU and fic were heavily inspired by the novel "Close Quarters", a prequel novel to the TV show "Alias".

I thought long and hard about using they/them for Phoenix in order to cater to the biggest audience (leaving Phoenix's gender up to the reader). But I decided to use my She/Her Agent Phoenix for several reasons, one of them being there is a sad lack of Female Agent Phoenix's out there.

I'm really excited to finish the first chapter. :D

(This reminds me, I should probably create a profile post for my Agent Phoenix...)

*edit

I redid the cover!!

I like this one much better. It looks more like the game. More simple. Better.

[manzluv]

Ieytd Height headcanons (redo)

Hey decided to redo the height chart adding new people & silhouette changes including my agent oc

annnnd don’t forget the big Z themselves.

I know zor is surprisingly short for someone intimidating and powerful but I like it bc it’s funny 😄

[phoenix-and-found-family]

Hello people who found this craziness entertaining!

I made this blog because I was bored and wanted a place to lore dump about my ocs without bothering the few normal people that come across my main blog

‼️DISCLAIMER: THE ART IN THE HEADER ISN'T MINE! I got it from this picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1473879‼️

You can ask my characters anything you want, just be aware I won't answer asks I'm not comfortable answering/are about upcoming lore that I don't want to spoil before I write it

Just state who the question is for, and if you don't I'll assume the question is for me and answer accordingly

Basic blog things:

Sorry Phoenix x Juniper shippers, my blog doesn't do that because I personally don't see it. But I support if you ship them and love to see stuff like that! I do ship Prism x Reginald though, and Prism x Fabby...

Basically I ship her with everyone except Phoenix and maybe John.

Also, I have no drawing skills at all, so please don't expect me to draw them doing anything 😭 (edit: I have a couple drawing skills now and plan to use all of them for this >:3)

My Phoenix!!!

Name: [REDACTED]

Codename: Agent Phoenix

Age: 22

Pronouns: They/Them

Height: 5'2" No fuck that I'm totally 6'3" and have large muscles

Joined the agency at: 18

Favorite color(s): Red and Black

Disability(s): Agent Phoenix is missing their right leg from a horrible car crash that claimed the lives of their parents at 14, forcing them to live on the streets for two years until they eventually got scouted by the agency. Miraculously, even though they've been in far worse danger and experienced far worse pain, they have not sustained any other lasting injuries.

Personality: Imagine if the Norse god Loki and a can of Monster Energy drink had a child who likes to commit arson as a hobby.

Random facts: Phoenix can read, write, and speak fluent English, Spanish, and Japanese because their parents moved around all the time and barely stayed in one place for more than a month. They're also pretty good at Mandarin Chinese, Portuguese, and Galic, but have absolutely no understanding of Italian.

They can do some basic martial arts, but they mainly excel at accidental stealth and all-out brawl style fights, for they are very fast and good at analyzing how exactly to take an enemy out.

They are diagnosed with autism and auditory schizophrenia, although they believe that they may also have ADHD because of how much stimulation they need to get their job done.

Lore posts

Here are the links (Oldest to Youngest by when I posted them) to posts that give you more lore about my versions of these characters

The Home Argument (Handler's perspective)

The Home Argument (Phoenix's perspective)

The Agency can Wait

Random Headcannons (self h@rm mention)

What became of Solaris (Radio transmission #1)

The Call

A Phoenix burns hottest when it's Born Again (Part 1)

The Most Perfect Name

I know I'm pathetic (angst)

Incident report 067 (more angst)

Can't cage a Phoenix arc

Brothers of the Stars (long ass RP chain with @the-one-and-only-043 )

Who's Trevor? (slightly angsty)

The most painful way to say goodbye (even longer RP chain with @the-one-and-only-043 and @wyvchard (sorry for the tags))

The Victim of a Basilisk (Part 1)

Agency file: The Basilisk & Dr. Vadas

The Victim of a Basilisk (Part 2)

Dream Cast ( @wyvchard version)

Dream Cast ( @the-one-and-only-043 version)

Screen Cast (right after the other two, some Agent Circuit lore)

OC's

Agent Ombre (profile)

Agent Circuit Board (image)

Rants (that may or may not contain lore)

Reginald Crane is a professional

John Juniper is known for his lies

A Reversal of Roles (ieytd au)

Random lore (doesn't really have a name)

Operation: Deluge (ieytd au)

How do you kill a Phoenix? (announcement post)

Random things you should probably know beforehand

Prologue: The Death of a Phoenix (This takes you directly to the Ao3 chapter, heads up)

Unconditional Love (Roxanix fic thingy, full of angst)

Part one (Prism's Perspective)

Part one (Phoenix's Perspective)

Part two (Reginald's Perspective)

Part two (Phoenix's Perspective)

A trip to the past (fic idea by @kayssweetdreams , thank you!)

Part one

Random ask things

Phoenix's text will be red

Reginald's text will be orange

Juniper's text will be green

Prism's text will be blue

Fabricator's text will be purple

We've also got Hivemind and his text is pink

(this does not apply to lore posts(usually(sometimes I add this system in because it's hard to tell who's talking)))

Thanks for reading! That's all for now :3

[icecreampizzer]

just some random doodles... I planned these to be a bit more romantic and softer but I lost steam and drew some silly ones instead. look at these nerds.

screenshot sources (tried to kill you) (date a hater)

[neurotonic]

random sketch dump from various dates! not much of a theme here lmao

citing my sources: [shameless fruit stealer] [littleguysdaily template] [cuntress]

bonus (suggestive???) fabbylaris under the cut. Crude joke and nothing more really

Solaris ... call me crazy but i think fabby's trying to tell you something

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Agent Phoenix: Juniper guessed my favourite colour on the first try. But between you and me, I didn't even have a favourite colour until he yelled out "RED". He was excited and smiling like a little kid. So I told him he was right. I haven't seen it the same since. It's everywhere. I could probably live in it now.

Reginald: ... Wow.

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

This is basically my hanahaki wasting disease fanfic

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Reginald: *answering the phone* hello? Agent Supervisor Crane speaking.

John Juniper: let Phoenix go back to work.

Reginald: *sighs* Mr. Juniper, we talked about this. Until Phoenix is cleared by the agency doctor, it's completely out of my hands. They need bed rest.

John Juniper: well then can you tell THEM that?! They've done everything but! I came home today to find a blanket fort in my living room! They used every single blanket, pillow, cushion, and mattress in this apartment! AND THEY WON'T LET ME IN!

Phoenix: *in the background* maybe next time I ask for a whiskey neat you'll get it for me.

John Juniper: THE DOCTOR SAID NO ALCOHOL WITH YOUR MEDS! I SWEAR TO GOT IF YOUR INJURY DOESN'T KILL YOU, I WILL!

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

*if Phoenix and Juniper had more time to beef with each other at the peace summit*

John Juniper: just die you worthless piece of shit!

Agent Phoenix: at least I'm good at my job, you careless hack!

John Juniper: HOW DARE YOU?! I AM JOHN JUNIPER, THE WORLDS GREATEST ACTOR!

Agent Phoenix: YET YOU FLOPPED AT BEING MY HANDLER! I KNEW IT WASN'T YOU SO FUCKING FAST!

John Juniper: YOU MOTHER-

Zor: OH MY GOD JUST KISS OR KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY! I'M GETTING BORED!

Handler: KISS KISS KISS!